Schedule I EditionCome watch niggers beg for freedom after killing people Stream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Lwb4Y_Ss0Previously on /LPBG/ >>517182062
>>517193155rape niggers
is his mother 90 years?
>>517193155Louisiana people are something out of a nature documentary.
>get out on parole>breaks it immediatelyWhat a fucking retard.
His mother is RFK junior?
mom sounds great>>517193205based
he a gud boi, loves his mommaloves Jesus, and America too
TYBHow old is this fossil?! I bet she partially crude oil.
>>517193122>how can you be that stupid? you get out of prison and then you get sent back over such stupid shit.This may surprise you, but criminals often are not the sharpest tools in the drawerMany of them have problems with understanding that their actions may have consequences in the future
TYB
Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up you old bag
>>517193364i get that they're mostly idiots but jesus the number of these assholes who get sent back just for not reporting/keeping their address up to date is just incredible. a simple phone call, or at worst a trip to the parole officer's office, is all it takes to avoid going back to prison, potentially for years. how can you be that stupid and dress or feed yourself?
So I had an onion on my belt
probably for the best she broke up there
I think I have a rational hatred of the elderly
>>517193552Yeah I wonder this all over again every time it happens.
Idk how you can tolerate watching this depressing shit. It's not even funny it's just miserable. Got to give respect to the woman judges.
>>517193475For real. Just think: all that time she spent babbling on, was wasting the tiny amount of time she has left.
>>517193609It was the style at the time
>>517193155Oh we got a feisty combatative one.
>>517193709It's like a soap opera for the damned.
>>517193709>Got to give respect to the woman judges.Man, the US occupation and the rule by kikesses has really done a number on you krauts, huh?
"Master Prison Record" sounds like a boogeyman from coon folktales.
oh goody we got some females
>>517193552I assume they're scared of being drug tested or never sober enough to make the call.
>>517193709>Idk how you can tolerate watching this depressing shit. It's not even funny it's just miserable.thats like everything on /pol/. this board has ruined my life.
>>517193933
How much of a shithole Louisiana is outside of New Orleans ameribros Is it Mississippi-tier or rather peaceful?
>>517194049Remember the Golden Rule.
>>517194108Pretty sure only the beaches are ok. I'm from Florida, heavily armed and wouldn't go.
>>517194108New Orleans, despite being an historical American mecca, is by far the shittiest part of Louisiana in current year. I would much rather go to Biloxi.
>>517194108Watch the first season of True Detective. It's pure Louisiana kino.
this guy is an A. Wyatt Mann caricature
>>517194108Haven't been but I imagine it's a lot like Alabama, where I've had to go on business 3 times this year and about to go again. It's fucking nasty and humid and I always joke with the clients that I came to start fights at the waffle house. It's humid here in HI but nothing like the south, your glasses fog up when you get out of the car
This guy don't look like a woman
This seems like a well-adjusted individual.
>>517194108>outside new orleansnew orleans is fucking disgusting. good food though
>>517194108whomst
he looks like he got half a swastika tattooed on his face then he remembered hes black
Why does this retarded nigger look like he just came out of a coal mine? What is all that shit on his face?
"K."lol
> not guiltyYou just see the sighs.
no way this guy knows what "absconded" means
look at dis nigga grill
>>517194469Chantal Goya from Masculin Féminin Back when we were a proper country
Fuck me, his teeth look rancid
>>517193155that single brain cell bouncing around>deez white people gon love this pants story
Jerrie is definitely leaning towards a Do Not Revoke here, she's looking for excuses to set him free again
>over a pair of pants>dis nigger don't even wear a +4
> 'You and your housemate got into a fight over a pair of pants'> 'Yes maam.'Got some potential here.> 'Like uh.. I didn't really know'
How often can you observe fatigue on the judges' face?I usually just lurk those threads for a few minutes
look how LeDoux's demeanour changed when teh nigger checked himself back and asked for help
No I don't know what you're saying
>>517194469https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0333014/
all niggers are mental health rejectsya das it nigger argue with the parole board
>>517194814>How often can you observe fatigue on the judges' face?Prator will take his glasses off and lean back in his chair when he's heard enough of the liesHe's also really direct, asking things like "Why should I believe anything you say?" which I think is a side effect of fatigue
I iz not crazy. Whatchu talking about white wimmin?
>>517194713very cute
>>517194924kek his fatigue level must be beyond terminal
>>517194924Welp, there go the glasses, kek
> spiritual journeyYou can see her throw him a lifeline with the mental health thing and he doesn't know how to grab it. It's pretty sad. His brain's fried.
>I ain't dealing with this niggerdom.
>>517194924prator reads these threads. i once posted hey steve look up at the camera in 30 seconds and he did.
>>517194108It's like the rest of the Deep South. Fat people, old people, scary people.
>>517193709i stopped watching the full streams a couple months back, now i just watch mandoo's channelit gets repetitive if anything
goddammitt no chimpout
Hahahahaha you love to see itAloha! Bye!
If you're full term date is about to come, is there any reason not to tell the board FUCK YOU NIGGERS when they revoke you?
>>517195248i dont think so, its not a formal court proceeding so you cant be in contempt of court but im also not a lawyer.
>>517195248the high likelihood you'll be back in front of them the next time you nigger everything up
>>517194108Louisiana is so weird it is basically it's own country. Northern Lousiana is significantly less dark and the accents are more of a "country" type accent.Southern Louisiana is a true racial melting pot. The accent is generally Cajun and outside the larger cities it can be really comfy and friendly. Just need to apply situational awareness. The food and fishing in southern Louisiana is amazing and French is still spoken in some areas. Some of the best food will be found in small gas stations, seriously. The best shrimp po-boy I have ever eaten was at a 2 pump gas station.
Next contestant>02 HAESSLEY, ANGELA 00725693 W/F 06/11/1981 OFT 02/19/2026> DSO NAD 03 07/17/2025> 22CR32813 SCHEDULE II> 22CR32813 SCHEDULE IIWoman, 3rd felony offender, drugs (probably Meth)
>>517195248depends. how likely are you to be back in front of them for some other crime in the future? it's also possible there is something roughly analogous to a contempt charge for disrupting the proceeding, although if you waited till after they revoked you i dunno if that would count.
>>517194108The suburbanites(Da Parish, Jefferson Parish, Northshore) avoid the city at all costs for obvious reasons. Those are the parts I know of anyway.
> skip parole> hide out for a while> get caught again> told your time on the run doesn't count towards your sentence.> 'I gotta serve my full time? I thought it kept going'
>>517195453>(probably Meth)nahh scrip drugs
>>517194108I went to Nawlins to buy a car and stayed at a house we rented for a short stay. I woke up in the morning and there was a dead body on the doorstep. It's shit. All of it is shit.
NOPE
>>517195359Yeah and I guess you could be punished according to prison conduct rules even if there's no crime.>>517195373>>517195493I can imagine Prator all smiles, "well well well, I remember you!"Prisoner says "I'm not the same person who called you a nigger"
What drugs turn you INTO a hamplanet?
>>517194245Been posting on 4chan since 2005.
>>517195938I concur lmao
>>517196023Shit, longer than me. I started late 2009. Fucking hell. I want off, Mr. Bones.
>>517195938>>517196056I concur also for the same reasonsSo, Angela, you have received 3 NOPE votes, so at this time your request for seggs has been denied
Is the stream shitty today or is it my connection?
>>517195996She got told meth works like Ozempic.
>letting her back out to sell drugs at the quality inn while continuing to sleep and eat and eat and eat at prisonbold move
>>517195996>What drugs turn you INTO a hamplanet?O LAWDY JESUS MAKES ME EAT
>>517196129
>chirp
>>517196148I will recommend to the jail to allow you to enroll in the "Don't Be A Fatty, Go Natty" course.
>>517196201O LAWDY SHE WANTS TO MAKE MORE OF HERSELF, WALLMART DONT MAKE CLOTHES THAT BIG
>>517196153Stream has been normal for me, so I think it's your connection anonSorry
>>517196166Checked and kekd
Why do retards like to use the word "beyond" as an intensifier so much?
>>517196056
I would rather this chick check me in than an Indian desu
>>517196153It's good for me
>>517196268
>"She started out at one hotel but then expanded to occupy both simultaneously."
ms EATON saw this hamplanet and knew she would be a winning addition to the team
>>517196375for sure
>>517196221>>517196129I found out about 4chan from the SA forums and some guys in my programming classes. Yeah, before 4chan I was a goon but before SomethingAwful I posted on TOTSE. Anyone here know TOTSE? Hung out in Bad Ideas
>>517196522I was a funnyjunk kid, then Newgrounds, and found my way here looking for war footage kek. SomethingAwful was great.
Why even vote if she doesn’t meet the criteria. She’ll probably still get out due to having a vagina
so much money wasted on these stupid progrumz
>>517196522i was a goon too but a couple years after i discovered 4chan. it's a real shame what happened to SA, it used to be the best board on the internet. now its trannies.
>What would you do if I sold your kids some meth?Prator is absolutely SAVAGE today
Steve is fatigued.
drawfren, you know the assignment
>>517196928i would counter that saying your shitty parenting led your kids to asking me for meth.
> 'Says here this is your 4th felony - Eating your cellmate'
>What would you do if I came to your house and facefucked your six-year-old stepdaughter?Prator NO
>>517196686I was a Newgrounds kid too. Newgrounds, StickDeath, and I forget the other one but there was another stick animation website. I used to make flash animations and games. Put some of them on NG. I'm glad my shit got purged, it was cringey as fuck. Some was cringey. A lot of it was just flat out racist. I'm a little disappointed they removed my animation of a KKK member dancing around though.>background music>anal cunt>hitler was a sensitive man
But you didn't sell my kids some meth
>what would you do if i came to your house and sold you mayhaw jelly
>>517197020Unironically a pretty good question.
>>517196915I became a goon back when BAWLS was the energy drink of choice. Jeez, when I say it like that it really makes me feel old. Figure around 02 or 03. I don't remember the exact year for that one. I do remember struggling to pay the stupid fee to register because most kids didn't have a debit card and my bank was really hesitant to give me one at 13 or 14.
>>517197072StickDeath! Ah, that takes me back. I never got into making Flash games. Wish I would have tried. We all made cringey shit back then. I couldn't stomach looking at the Xyanga I made for my AIM profile in today's times lol
>>517197350i was just thinking about the sobe energy drink brand too, the early 2000s were great. little did we know it was the peak.
Executive nap time
>>517197350BAWLS is still pretty good, although I haven't found anywhere but their website to buy it since COMPUSA closed>>517197458Sobe and Snapple in glass bottles and made with real sugar, we have to retvrn
>>517197458>sobe
>>517197458>>517197573need strawberry daquiri sobe
>Angela, you deserve to be in jailHoly shit, Jerrie coming out swinging
>>517197707damn what a classic
>>517197777damn what quads
>>517197777
>post yfw you aren't in jail>yfw you can do what you want>yfw you aren't getting bummed by tyrone>yfw you aren't getting humiliated on youtube>yfw even if your life is a mess, you are free
LIFE SENTENCE YOU FUCKING WHALE BANG
Just got here, what did I miss?
>>517197458Was Sobe the drink with the lizards on it? If so, I loved that shit.
>>517197777Nice!
>>517197980>flagHoping you won't get arrested for typing the wrong letter online lad
>>517198003fat meth dealer sentenced to life in prison instead of being released on parole.>>517198030yes it was also advertised in the "oddworld" games like oddworld munch's oddysee on the original xbox.
>>517194108Cunthole Speaker Mike Johnson is from there. LA produces terrible people.
>>517198003You missed a chomo that mouth raped his stepdaughter from age 6-13, and the revocation that just wrapped up was kinda wholesome and watchable.
>>517198129I had one of those on the og Playstastion. Great nostalgia thread while we wait.
>>517197777I found a torrent of ancient memes a while ago and its fun to drink and go thru them. Not just memes but howto's etc, from the before fore times. I've been here so long, one of the memories that sticks with me the most is I was sitting at the family pc eating a bowl of cherries scrolling /b/ then i went out and stole some pants and got caught trying to return them for some cash for oxy.
>>517198126I live in (norf) Ireland, half the cucked shit in the UK can't touch us
>>517197980don't eat the rustlers
>>517197573>COMPUSAOh god I feel so old.
>>517197980a lot of non-jew therapists say it's useful to practice thanksgiving every morning, and i've found it regularly puts me in a pretty good mood>two testicles, arms, legs, eyes>not in jail>unvaxx'd>aware of jewish tricksthat's 75th percentile of "doing okay" at the very least
>>517198349As a Detroiter, this made me chuckle uncomfortably
>Paxton GAYER
>>517198289And then I went to jail for 2 weeks and when i got out I ended up becoming one of the worst junkies the PNW has ever seen. And now I'm just a drunk in Hawaii living my best life. I like to watch LPBG because ive personally spent a lot of time in jail so I can see myself sitting there going "ya well I just wanna get high Prator, not gonna lie to ya"
>Samester>driving
you can't spell Manslaughter without "laughter"
might.png
he got out after serving 20 years for manslaughter and hes back in? fuck this nigger
>>517198808man, can you imagine the stank on that cunt?
>basically I'm in jail for dealin' wit femalesI've heard enough, parole granted.
>>517198808>might.pngI think so, yeah
>i've suffered a great dealdenied
>360 DEGREES
oh lawd we've got a learn-ed negro here
Only 20 years for 2nd degree murder. They made a mistake letting him out, don't make the same mistake. He did a 360. Dead son. Things of that nature.
>>517198973i chortled quite a bit at that one
... Wait, "let me go because I suffered"?
>havent had a write-up since incarcerationwelp, let's see what the records the parole board has to confirm that
>>517198669Isn't it paradoxically safer now due to the massive depopulation since the Robocop days?
>>517197777>>517198888Wow he is with us watching.
>SamesterShe got named that because her Mom had her in the first semester of 9th grade
>>517194108New Orleans sucks; it's overrated as a tourist destination.The rest of the state is Mississippi tier if not worse. There's a reason everyone is fucking off to Houston for the jobs that the state used to have but chased off in its retardation.
>>517198992>HE DID A 360 DEGREE HIM A GUD BOYPrator, buddy, give us a wink let us know youre here
>>517199086It's not nearly as bad as the meme's make it out to be. It's like any other large city...stay out of the bad neighborhoods, lock your doors, don't leave a laptop out in your car on the street, and don't start shit with anyone and you'll be fine.
"it would be me beneficially given a chance 100% beneficially also place to live released beneficially"
boost mobile dropping out
>>517197458Sobe wasn't my jam. Hell I didn't like BAWLS. I'm not super huge on sugary stuff. The corner store that I frequented had this less sweet jank ass energy drink called El Toro Loco and it was a real bad seller. We were real cool with the guy that ran the store, used to do odd jobs for him like cleaning and stocking for a little pocket cash as kids. One day he offered to sell us the drinks at a huge discount so we bought CASES and CASES of it. Twelve energy drinks to a case for a buck. We cleaned him out. It tasted bad but it wasn't loaded with sugar and it was an energy drink so that's what me and my buddies had on lock for forever.
why is her cam freezing up ts negress on the 3g family plan
it is remarkable that this is gibberish is prewritten but she is clearly reading it off a script
>>517198915>>517198888This her? also hitlerchecked.png
> Loved one in front of Parole Board> Really important meeting> Login from mobile phone in car rather than desktop with stable fibre connection> ????> REVOKED
>>517193155Dutch says we are all going to be ok, ain’t that right Arthur
>>517199499She ain't got no 'puter! She be usin her phone in a parked car she broke into!
>>517198888oooh quads, fun!
>>517199439wtf is wrong w that kids face
>>517199439>can't wait to see your nunu flowers grow
>>517199439if it is, Im glad that the kid ins't hers. Makes it easier to fuck, yknow...
>>517199274Mid 2000s maybe 2010 computer setup. I'm shocked there isn't an ashtray overflowing with butts.
>pretty boy>hot boy
>All the women were after this guy.He should just tell them pimpin' ain't easy.
>>517199736>HOT NIGGER>PRETTY NIGGER
>single celibate and savedok this guy is funny
>>517199439Sure looks like herEyes, nose, hairline, and the same name
bitches, amirite parole board nigga?
>your honor, i just don't know better!that'll surely get him out lol
If tatlyn speaks and she has a retarded or deep man-ish voice, I'm going to lose my mind
>Single, celibate, and savedWell, I'm 2 out of 3, and that ain't bad
#1 Fumbler
Holy shit "I was a victim of all dem wymyms! I had to strangulate dem all! They all made me hurt them because I am a pretty boi!!"
>>517199632> She ain't got no 'puter! She be usin her phone in a parked car she broke into!> her phoneLies
>>517199801he just said "i strangled those women because they dont listen">pretty boy>single celibate and saved>360 degrees>im so wiseif this doesn't cause fatigue, what possibly can??
>>517199736>misjudging peopleYeah buddy okay
>so why did you kill someone and commit domestic abuse>i wanted to be a pretty boy
>>517199936man can you imagine the stank on those "cunts"
i can never understand what any of these people say
Interesting
"ka-mal-ative"?
>>517200033I'm in love
why the fuck there's so many women on this
Based Catholics.
>The aurora that comes from him
This prison administrator is desperately trying to defend this guyI bet she's fucking him
>>517200033i'm missing half the puzzle here.
>>517200139She's smol, and it has to be her. She is in another pic wearing an LSU jersey.
>Caught my murder charge.
>>517200368I used to date a parole agent. You'd be surprised at how often felons fuck their POs or inmates fuck their COs
>>517200186Women have taken over the western world. It's why we're in the fall of Rome 2.0
>>517200422>LSUShe probably majored in Hepatitis.>still would tho
>>517200422Yes please
>all of my side bitches say I be beatin on them so they can keep me
>>517200522Yeah, where is Plantation Randy? Did he send Tatlyn as a sub?
>>517200498parole officers fuck criminal niggers and here i am begging for just one little piece of pussy?
>>517200422wouldalso checked
>>517199801I accidentally became a pimp for a short while. I was selling drugs at the time, save it I know, and a couple girls I dealt to asked me to drive them around and make sure they were safe in return for money. It ended up being me setting up meetings with people that already picked up off me for drugs to also get laid. Part of the whole thing was I was selling party drugs, think MCAT, MDMA, and coke which made people want to fuck. Show up with a couple of sexy girls and drugs and let the situation resolve itself. It was good money until it got too hot, people around me started getting popped off by the cops. Someone was selling out all the dealers in my area and I was one of the guys supplying the dealers. It was just a matter of time until I got nailed so I got out while the gitting was good.
>>517200498I wonder if Jennifer has? We have seen her in several hearings BTW.Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
>>517198808>>517198915>>517199439>>517200033>>517200422She's a Republican, which is both annoying and hot at the same time.
>>517200667there is no justice for us in this world fren
>>517200764i was also a small time drug dealer, would buy MDMA off the dark web and sell IRL at a markup, the extra money was fun but the paranoia and worrying about cops all the time made it not worth it.
>I ask you not judge me by my pastGodamnit this uppity negroe, fucking lock his ass up forever
Blasphemous.
>>517200815dawg her hairline is so high up she looks like a 40 year old man
>>517200824Leya is MAGA too, and she has a raccoon.Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
Chimp out feels imminent
Holy shit "I'm arrested for violence all the time but never convicted, I'm not a violent person, fuck y'all it was all pled down to non-violent charges!"
>>517200008yeah now? they would be 20 years older. All these things im posting are from an ancient meme pack torrent
>>517200764>got out while the gitting was good.I hear that a lot - you can get away with all kinds of shit as long as you aren't stupid and stop doing it eventuallyWhen you fall into predictable patterns and over-reach, that's when you get fucked
>you're not as wise as you think you are
>called him mr tillis again
>I concur with Mr TillisWhat the fuck, Chuck?
>I concur with Mr. TillisUh, Meemaw, Chucky's not on the board today
Ah yes, so wise and knowledgeable. He's totally not that guy.
>>517200764MDMA was my thing for a short while. Can sympathize, fun times.>>517200958That is a tight bun for sure. I wonder if she is ex-military?
MAKE IT HARD PAWDADDY
>i concur with mr tillisMeemaw needs a nap
>>517194352hey fishtank bro
>>517200959man..... can you imagine the stank on THAT cunt? Sheeeeiiiittttt......
>>517196522>Anyone here know TOTSE<3I remember my friend was super into doing drugs at the time and found some guide on their about roasting banana peels to get high. He baked 2 dozen banana peels in his oven and they caught fire. His mom came home and threatened to kick him out and send him to a rehab. Somehow, I got blamed for it because I showed him totse.>Temple of the screaming electrontake me back bros
Damn that nigger really thought he was gonna be getting out after the first yes vote lmao.
>>517200906That's how I got my ketamine, MCAT, and DOI. I'd pay roughly two dollars for an ounce of MCAT and sell a couple points for $20. It was crazy money.
the fatigue is real
>>517201226Aloha buddyThat it for today?
>>517201049Complacency kills regardless of your occupation
>>517201049i was/am a drug addict for over 20 years. never arrested or even stopped by cops once. turns out, committing crimes isn't too hard as long as you just make sure your car is in tip top shape and obey all laws etc etc etc
>>517201452>Air Force Security Forces Sr Airmanyup, she's taken MILES of dick
>>517201378I wonder what that one county in Minnesota calls it?Some Somalian word?
>>517201378>popgang gang!
>>517201378How do southern niggas make the difference between coke and other sodas?
>>517201625either that or something swedish
>>517201637they cut it with baby laxative
>>517201378Sure is, see you fine gentleman next time or in /opl/ tomorrow>>517201537I trust your judgement anon. BTW, civilian here, did you ever see two airmen meet in the Air Force and stay happily married? I heard it is exceedingly rare in the military in general.
>Deputy Bradshaw
i bet deputy bradshaw fucks like a tiger
>>517201625>I wonder what that one county in Minnesota calls it? That's Lake of the Woods, no one lives there, not even bulb heads. One guy probably responded "Fuck off" in the Other: box on the questionnaire.
>>517201637An example:>Hey, I am going to the store, want a Coke?Yes>What kind?Dr. Pepper>OKt: Texan
This nigga got a crazy stare
>>517201876would>>517201890she looks like she would call you a faggot for asking for a timeout after the 10th nut
>>517201625From MN, not sure on that. I live in Albuquerque NM now and it's called "coke" here for the most part. It's not a deep south thing here either. This state is so isolated it became it's own thing lol
Stupid fuckin nigger
>>517201749>did you ever see two airmen meet in the Air Force and stay happily married? I wasn't in the USAF, I was in the Army. However, I was a USSF civilian PM for a while. My boss was a retired USAF E-8. She was married to the same guy for 30 years.I have met some people that were career military that stayed married the entire time. They are in the minority though. Usually its because the wife gets fucked 10 ways from sunday in the field/on deployment. Sure, the husbands cheat too, but 8 out of 10 military marriages that end usually end becasue the wife is a massive whore.
>>517202209isn't adultery a jail offense in the military?
Damn, Prator's webcam is super potato today.
>>517202209>but 8 out of 10 military marriages that end usually end becasue the wife is a massive whorInteresting, thanks anon. Nikko Ortiz shows up in my YT feed a lot and he always mentions it when a military chick is posting thirst traps.
He's going to go to Steve Harvey for marijuana!
>>517202363If your chain of command hates the shit out of you, It could, I suppose. Generally not though. You can get in trouble for it regardless.
goddam she got it wrong again
what's the over/under on Jossalyn being fine as fuck?
>>517201049I had a custom stash spot in my car that I made. I removed the airbag from my dash and set up a button combination on my radio to make it release and pop up. I picked up one night, stashed the five jars I had copped, and started heading to my friend's house like I normally did when I got swooped on by vice. They had my name, asked me where the drugs were, and soem other stuff. I told them I had no drugs and they yanked me out the car, searched the fuck out of it, found a tarp in my trunk and just started dumping everything from my car onto the tarp. They pulled out the seats, bench in the back and the two in the front. Found nothing, they were pissed, tried to leave without putting my seats back in but I was liek nononononoo and made them put them back in. That was the last time I picked up any weight and I stopped dealing.
>>517202651No idea, but she's new. You can kinda guess their first incarceration year by their DOC number. 750000 is recent I'm guessing.
Looks like this is the last case for today>05 WALDEN, JOSSALYN 00755155 W/F 11/24/1984 AWC 12/05/2025> WEB MID 02 07/17/2025> 95852CT1 SCHEDULE II> 95852CT2 SCHEDULE III> 95852CT3 SCHEDULE II> 97194 SCHEDULE IIWhite girl, 2nd felony offender, 41 years old, drug chargesThere's a slim chance she's attractive
REVOKED!
>>517202651Not good judging from a historical perspective. BTW, are anons still browsing that women's prison pen dating website?
>>517201265Ka-fucking-BOOM and Bad Ideas were where I hung out. Well the phone freaking/hacking stuff as well. I remember reading about morning glory seeds on TOTSE and thinking there was no fucking way that worked. We bought a bunch of them and ate them, tripped fucking balls. I think I was 13 at the time?
>>517202651>>517202914>>517202941would
another disappointment
Holy fuck Mellisa looks like a goddamn wookie!
>>517203134I can fix her
>>517202832I met some gangster blacks in college in a really small town, like 15,000 people. They rode around with guns and pounds of pot in their car wherever they went. The cops knew them all by name. Wouldn’t you know, they got pulled over repeatedly and catch the same charges every time, and those charges stack. Every single one of them is in jail now for 3+ year sentences. One of which, a particularly stupid and nasty one, got caught with a single round of ammunition in his pocket and caught 11 years in federal prison because of his prior felonies. You were very lucky anon, but you’re also not retarded like them.
>Warden Chunky Salsa
Lots of hot female meth dealers today
she does meth so you know she fucks
Pretty sure this is her but I don't have a FB acount
>>517203427oh yeah thats her
She's got that just did a line post-nasal drip.
Wood berry my dick so deep in her ass king arthur himself couldn't pull it out
>>517203427>>517203481This is the header on her FB page. I am shocked.
>>517203427She's got a chunkier face now and a few more wrinkles, but that's definitely her
>>517203584her profile is nothing but selfies as well. That's already a massive red flag
>>517203427>the struggle is realkek
>>517203584fucking grim. That kid looks demonic
I feel like this woman is about to get preferential treatment from the two females, I can only hope gigachud steve pator won't give a fuck about her sob story.
>>517203769did you know the chick in your pic is hapa? shes like half chinese. daphne something? hot as fuck, brown titties on display in Fast Times
>>517203685>red flagBeing in prison might be a red flag too.
>>517203427>3 black children with no father>more slefies than anything else>wears scrubs to workEven without the drug charges this bitch is a fucking wreck
>>517203949you're thinking of phoebe cates. she was legit one of the all time great hotties.the chick i posted is the jailbait from Ernest Saves Christmas
>>517203823She deserves to be out way more than anyone else today
"That's a lot of drugs!"
>>517204031oh i believe she's a quarter chink. i think her grandmother was chinese
OP here, Should I whip up a new bread or are we riding this one for the last hearing?
Cynthia looks like she smells of cigarettes and cat piss.
>>517204114This the last one innit?
>>517204114Should be OK anon. Thanks for your service.
RECONSIDERED
>>517204114>>517204239This is the last one, we're good>I can reconsider, can't I?Meemaw is a softie
Pussy pass lol
>>517203238Yeah, only three people knew about the stash spot and how to open it. They kept their fucking mouths shut, thank goodness. The guy that was narcing on everyone got the FUCK beat out of him and someone pistol whipped him and shot him in the hand. My buddy and I were always the brains of stupid ideas. In high school I sold a lot of pot and some different pills when the opportunity popped up and I was always rolling around with some weed in my car. I didn't speed, drive reckless, or draw attention to myself. I kept a scale in my car and would only leave the spot I kept my weight with an eighth. I had a couple cops ask me about it and the scale and I would say it's for making sure I wasn't getting ripped off for personal. I wasn't stupid about it.
Goddamnit .. reconsider bullshit ...
>>517204302Or maybe she has an IQ higher than 60 and is actually remorseful
>I don't even know what she said the conditions wereBless her heartGood times today, anons, do your programs!
>>517204031Ah, ok, well thanks for this. Fuckken saved.Shame who she ended up marrying though. Sounds like she got tossed around hollyweird from a young age.Oh shit lol,>I dont even know what she said the conditions wereThis bitch finna get out and GET HIGH the very first moment her half breed kids start to chimp out
I concur
this entire system is the one of the most if not the most dysgenic things ever done. these are bottom of the barrel trash. you just remove them from the planet.
>>517204393I concur, Pepe Anon,Do your pogromz everyone, Aloha til next time.Signing off at 8:22AM
You've failed us steve. You were supposed to be a chud.>>517204368Only a female could get out of jail after serving 25% of their jail sentence. She said almost word for word what everyone else says "I've changed" "I'm no longer that person" bla bla bla of course these people suddenly gain good behavior when they're inside only the most violent niggers keep chimping out while in jail, most people realize they need to act that way to get out but that doesn't mean they'll keep up that good behavior when out of jail. There's a high chance she ends up back in jail before the end of the year.>>517204432>This bitch finna get out and GET HIGH the very first moment her half breed kids start to chimp outthis
>>517201195Agreed. It was fun. I saw some of my friends turn into straight junkies though.
>>517204836>I saw some of my friends turn into straight junkies though.I did too. MDMA is not that addictive IMO because you need to wait a while before you can roll again. But they cracked down on it hard in my area and some of my friends moved to other drugs.
