With WW3 just few months away how the FUCK do you avoid this?
Did the customer get his food?
>NOOOOO SAR I must deliver these curries>we have 15 minutes or its free guarantee RELEASE ME
>>517226290>Months
>>517226290You don't wait, you network and prepare.
>>517226290carry your own gun, suicide vest, frag the barracks and recruitment centers
I am considering jumping off a building.
>>517226554The ukrainians should do this yes
>>517226290the only thing that matters in life is who you are when you die, ww3 or not you got to act accordingly, and im not sure if there really is a way to avoid it unless you hide in fear or become a nigger tier human yourself.
>>517226290Don't use Doordash in Ukraine
>>517226290People have been saying this for years though
>>517226290*weeks
>>517226554>>517226628>with Guns and frags LOL more like kitchen knives bitch
>>517226554>suicide vest,a frag grenade will suffice.
>>517226290Be over the age of 27 in America, well at least until a large portion of the military is taken out by a nuke
>>517226290Instead of turning around and going "not my problem" you actually try to help the poor soul getting dragged off. Because tomorrow you'll be the one getting dragged away and there won't be anyone left to stand up for you.
>>517227212This. I'm 39 and a skilled structural welder I'd be part of the war effort not fighting.
>>517227259I know I would. I couldn't stand by and watch some poor soul get dragged off if they dont want to. ukjraine had like a 1 million man army and reserves to boot. what happened to them all? dead? desertion?
>>517226698Well said, 4chan sage. However, do remember there is a way to practice self defense and even assertive defense of others and still be a godly person. David himself was a warrior and a man after God's own heart.
>>517227362no. you would be a comfort woman.
>>517226290Idk man. But imagine if being a draft officer was the worlds most dangerous profession? Just a thought.
>>517227504There were a few videos of one guy getting fragged. another shot in the doorway or two. I think one or two of them getting run over. tons of people get caught off gaurd though. they should be ambushing these fuckers. when the state has you poor its hard to coordinate. you are just trying to eat and survive let alone stockpile ammo, explosives and do surveillance on targets. its hard unless you are a lone wolf with a bit of money or connections.
>>517226290morbid obesity
>>517226290easy, dont live in an ex-soviet country. pressing deserters into service is peak retarded
>>517227362Nobody tell him
imagine one moment you're delivering pizza and the next you're dying in a trench over some empty piece of farmland (while zelensky vacations in brussels).
I move to japan when shit hits the fan. I actually own an apartment in japan.
>>517226290I'm not doing anything important. Might as well go to war.
>>517226290Bear spray
>>517227383>dead? desertion?yes
>>517226628So should the Russians honestly, if you're gonna end up blowing your head off in some godforsaken field in the ukraine after a drone destroyed your legs, while Putin's children are eating caviar in London, may as well go down in a blaze of glory killing your commissars instead.
>>517226290you don't scooter delivery niggers such as glovo DESERVE to die in a trench blown up by a drone as they suck their commander's dick
>>517226290By not having an army in the first place.
>>517226290Have you not seen how easy is to kill someone with a toy knife?Always carry one and aim it efficiently.
>>517226290By dying of old age first.
>>517226290That's it. Get that fucking jeet.
>>517227259>>517227383Fuck that. The moment you go in to help instead of minding your business, the other nigger would ride off while you're now the one getting dragged into a van
>>517226290
>>517229023shut the fuck up, hohol
>>517226290>how the FUCK do you avoid thisLike this
>>517226290Did they bring his scooter with them?
>>517226290dont leave the houseget any female in your family to grocery shop for you
>>517229826this desu, there's nothing wrong with dying for putin and his friends while they eat another plate of caviar and I eat flour + water cookies in the battlefield
>>517227383There's no winning move when you can't fight back with force like they can.Putin's gang have weapons while they do not for cases like this.
>>517226290carry knife. stab them when they try to snatch you in the van.
>>51722629021 foot rule. Just fucking kill them with a knife.
Dumb question because this could not happen in Latin civilisation Ukrainians are Turan civilisation
>>517229023>So should the Russians honestlyiirc, it's all volunteers, even when Pootin called for a mobilization. Which is scary, and explains why Globohomo has been twitchy since then.
Cut a few fingers off, youre not medically capable of shooting or anything.
>>517233055Why would cutting the draft officer's fingers off stop you from shooting?
>>517226290If the state forcibly institutionalizes you for being insane, does that exempt you from being drafted?
By ripping out their throats with my pocket knife?
>>517226290Work from home, don't open doors, order food with delivery left in front of the door.
>>517226290im a woman, y’all better put me in your wills
>>517235989You will get my cat and that's all
>>517226290will never happen in America, sorry vlad>buh buh buh buhno
>>517232892All male Russian citizens aged 18 to 30 are subject to a mandatory, unpaid 12-month military draft
>>517226290>be evading conscription>sign up on domestic delivery app >give them your ID>deliver slops while being tracked in real timewtf? Obviously the government can just force the company to tell them where you are.
>>517232892>>517236176All males are eligible for the running annual draft, which has increased in annual quota for the war. Then, after training, they are in reserves for years and can be called up any time. So it's definitely not all volunteers or even majority volunteers being sent to Ukraine. But they are not grabbing untrained men off the street either.
>>517227383Like how you stood up when they began flooding our country with jeets, right?
>>517226290If you need to resort to this you have already lost the war.
>>517226290Firebombing every draft office in your vicinity
>>517227383Based.
>>517236389It's all volunteers. There was a one-time callup in '22, but that's it.
>>517227259This. Ukrainians should all be carrying knives and learn where arteries are located.
>>517226290NOOOO my Doordash delivery!
>>517236691This post best post
>>517226290by not being ukraine or russia and not relying on manpower and pushing fronts when advanced technological killbots and air power exist.
>>517226290I have 2nd amendment rights. If I see a van pull up trying to poach me, I might end up dead but I won't be the only one.
>>517226290We'll probably just nuke you and be done with it.
I am 150 kg, I think thats ljke 300 lbs. Im mrobidly obese, my anlkes hurt sfter walking 15 minutes. Im not fit for war
>>517236176The guys in Ukraine are volunteers from the dirt poor Asian and Siberian oblasts
>>517226290Why do they always seem to target only one specific person and ignore those walking past them, even though they are also young and able-bodied?
>>517226290I don't have much to live for so I'll volunteer if my country becomes involved
Carry orange smoke grenades, orange bear mace, and a gas mask. Anytime you get mobbed, whether by military press gangs or roving trantifa goons, just don mask, pop the smoke, and start spraying people with the bear mace. When people see smoke and feel their eyes and throat burning they’ll leave you alone.
>>517235989Bitch you’re getting raped when the time comes
>>517237169Wars have always been a way for young men to prove themselves and propel themselves to the upper class. Granted a lot more die but still
>>517237169>fighting for ZOGlol cuck
>>517237049>Im mrobidly obese, my anlkes hurt sfter walking 15 minutes. Im not fit for warDude, they don't care. They're going to draft your fat ass and put you in fat camp. Then you'll get sent in to the meat grinder like everyone else.
>>517227259When was the last time you helped someone?
>>517229749This...>>517236606...and that.(picbarelyrelated)
>>517227775why are his legs like that?
>>517226290WW3 are just words you russian apeyour country is already at war, with a shitload more countries that in WW2.dumb retard.world wars have not been like that since the cold warwhich you were ALSO involved inI get it if a gringo believes this, they live in lala land. But you? You must have a VPN or be missing half a brain
>>517237049They'll have a spot for you on Meal Team #6
>>517237295Im very storng actually. My father wokrs consrtruciOn, he is a plummer and Im stornger than bim. But yeah, my knees and my ankles get fukced up afTer a Shiort walk
>>517226290just shit yourself bropissin nshittinpissanshittan
>>517227259Men should stay strapped and walk in groups >>517229749Too bad most are individualistic cowards like this guy
>>517237594your typing fingers sound fat
>>517226290>how the FUCK do you avoid this?One simple trick
>>517226290Just sit down.Don't speak.Don't tense up.Let them carry you the entire way.If they beat you, just take it.Most important, let go of this world.It's no place for us.
>>517236389>running annual draftThat's not for the war. These conscripts aren't allowed in the SMO zone by law. You can only be there by contract
>1pbtid>several threads a day
>>517226290bro not my glovo order>517226552you literally carry acid with you, lol, or an alkaline, you think they can do this in Britain with the knife attacksthink againthis is a nation that still doesn't want to hurt it's "fellow man" there are none nowor better, kill every single recruiters family when they leave home they are killing you, if my brother goes missing I'll kill their moms don't care if I die, I'll kill their daughters and sons and don't care at all, just like they didn'tthe world doesn't give a fuck about me and the feeling is mutual
>>517226290Most countries wont be doing that for a while but you my friend I got no clue, obviously get out of cities as far out as you can manage to survive. Feign being some kind of feral unsocialized hermit who lives among his many feces sculptures and speaks no words only yells and grunts. Godspeed.
>>517226698David dinked Goliaths dumb ass with a Shepard sling, it dented his retard helmet and he died a giant retard who gives a fuckthe crusades happened or you'd be Muslim and Thermopylae tooso fuck off time for violencecall me a glowy all you want because you don't really need to do anything. okay so if you do that you're a glowy. and here's the other thing. Hitler was a glowy go look up if Hitler was a glowy right now. go look it up that's right. he was tasked with infiltrating the NSDAP and then when he joined it okay he took it over. we need some glowies hey glowies if you guys are out there and you want to take over some fucking shit go for it. people with past military experience are exactly what the country needs and you know what. that's exactly why they don't want you to ever trust anybody and I'm not even a fed and I know thatMen need to be brave. the reason that they were able to engage in things like revolutions in the past is because a lot of men came back from war and had experience. now these men don't have experience and the only people with experience are slaves. they're brainwashed, retard, slave, zogbots
>>517227259razors ae very cheap you can break apart a safety razor and take out a small one and melt it to a tiny ANYTHING plastic like prison, one gash to their face, they won't be "recruiting" anymore and their buddies aren't going to chase a man that just did that down and leave their friend and they aren't going to shoot civilians in the streetyou can't beat up 5 men, but they can't ACTUALLY jump you, slash their face, scar them for life and leave
>>517237936Why? Would there be a revolt if they sent reservists there? Isn't that what reservists are for? I am still having a hard time buying it
>>517226290>With WW3 just few months away how the FUCK do you avoid this?a gun
>>517226290Ww3 wont happen tranny
>>517226290nothing ever happens
>>517229749Men walk grouped up now and actually beat the FUCK out of recruiters, you won't find videos because they are a mafia, but they are ALWAYS branded with something on the face, chemicals, slice, fire so they can't live a normal life, people know they are freaks who steal children to die while they do nothingthe marks are usually something extra humiliating (short of a Z)
>>517226411The recruiters delivered the food and took the customer right after
>>517227383Meatcube.jpeg
>>517238602>Razors are very cheapThere is literally nowhere in the world you could not build a musket pistol and enough black powder for a shot.
>>517226552Americans can’t network.The best defense as an American is to always have 100kg of explosives in your car ready to detonate, a suicide vest to sleep and walk in, and always have a gun loaded with mags to spare. Bombs are your best friend, take lessons from the Taliban, Timmies. Armor plates aren’t shit to explosives.
>>517226290>My order arrived mangled and crushed. One star.
>>517237295He’s gotta gain more weight so he gets held up in fat camp
Why do russians have mongoloid heads?
>>517238681These guys are too big for your little handgun to stop them, they can take a few hits and you can’t aim.
>>517238451during the Bosnian war I shit ton of people that are considered whatever the fuck you guys would call glowies were just form of military and they all turned into fucking Killers and now they're badass war criminals so I don't really give a fuck what you guys think. I'm a fucking Albanian time to kill people. it's not time to talk about this shit online you fagots you are all retarded they are coming for you right now it actually is happening and you're going to ignore it just like the fucking stupid kikes you made in front of walked right into their little blenders in the stormaybe you all should go read the first fucking page of gulag archipelago you don't need to read the whole book just the first page you'll be sitting there just like the rest of them saying "me I'm arrested for what?" because this is exactly what he says in the first page of his fucking book that nobody does anything when you get taken into that van so it's time to kill people guys. I don't give a fuck what anybody on here and be killing if you don't then you deserve to die enjoy
>>517226290Are they trying to kidnap an uber eats driver?
>>517239039It’s time to kill the armed liars, yeah
>>517238897shooting the fucking pistol is retarded and would easily be traced back to you. come slashing somebody in the face is way better it leaves them marked for life, just like war it maims them and forces all of their friends to help them. and finally it scares the rest of them. it doesn't make them want to do anything besides not do that job let me tell you something fagot I'm a lot older than you and I've killed people and I'll tell you this when you watch somebody right in front of you die. it becomes second nature but something about watching somebody get permanently disfigured. yeah, it just makes you not want to do it whether you don't give a fuck or not trust me it doesn't happen. you don't see it because well they don't want to put that out. they want you to be afraid of those guys in the street. these videos are probably curated by a shit ton of Ukrainian soldiers but if you want to see real men fight you can actually find. there was a video back where a bunch of guys were beating the shit out of the recruiters and they cut off the video before they sliced up their faces
>>517238897like let me tell you something. there are no police right now in Ukraine. I don't think you understand cuz you've never been there, let me inform you of something. the mafia literally shakes you down in Ukraine that's like common. it happened to me, if you want to be violent, be violent. nobody cares, and if you do attack them, guess what, nothing happens. there's a curfew at night. there's not even electricity a lot of the time in certain areas it's rolling blackouts. I have family there and yep they do exactly what I just said and come get me motherfuckers I don't care. we still slice up your eyes. we don't care
>>517237506>megatumors covered by the sheetspay attention, anon.
>>517239173Slashing in the face?I’d stab them in the neck and let the blood drain like a stuck pig.
>>517226290i'm gonna blow them real good and they'll wanna keep me around and in nice dresses
>>517239173imagine if somebody stole away your brother your cousin's and you're just going to sit there and do nothing, why do you think these recruiters wear masks well I'll tell you what it's because they don't want their little pretty faces fucked up and that's what they're afraid of not you shooting them all of the guns are in the military's hands and if you shoot they can kill you. and by the way they're not going to start shooting civilians in the street. even if you start slicing them. you could just say you didn't understand you thought it was a Russian you thought it was rushing army coming here and pretending to be ukrainians. who knows what you thought. I mean when you get attacked in the street it is what it is. you just happen to have a little sharp object on you that you whipped off into the dirt somewhere that's how you kill people. that's how you scare them and it won't be one guy. you're not going to save the world but a bunch of guys do that, especially after beating down recruiters yeah and I have seen people scratching things into their foreheads just like you see in that stupid fucking movie. glorious bastards or whatever, you won't see that on the newsand you won't see that guy anywhere outside of his fucking house cuz he's embarrassed and humiliated not only is he hated by the people that don't want to go to war, but he's also hated by the people that do because he looks like a fucking pussy retard
>>517239173>would easily be traced back to you.How exactly do you trace a home made pipe gun lmaoShut the fuck up ESL larper.
>>517239240No police so who was curfew?
>>517226290>how do you avoid this?By being in your 40s, having a job, and not breaking laws.
>>517239240You sound like a retarded child please learn to write in English.
>>517239418Cut their arms and legs off. Use tourniquets to keep them alive. I guarantee I’ll leave these cunts permanently disabled if they fuck with me, simple as.
>>517239344That's good too, but I'm just saying if you/somebody in the face it's a lot easier. one quick swipe with a blade and I don't think you've ever done this kind of a thing, but you should try a razor on a piece of meat it's a lot easier. it's quicker and you don't have to worry about when you stab into somebody and there's a lot of blood. it's very slippery. we'll say, a lot of times it's your hand will slip over the blade, not with a razor and trust me that nice big retarded scar in his face and letting him live will make you much happier because you get to see him every single time you walk out he won't recognize you. you are just some random guy on the street and nobody will recognize him. he was some normal guy on the street before now he's some retarded disfigured creatureas a matter of fact, you're absolutely right and I like you're anger and I urge everybody to kill them all anyway. but if you can't kill them, the thing that is more scary is being maimed. that is why people don't want to go to the front line of war. it's not really not to die. it's actually being injured and crippled so do the same thing to them as a matter of fact, do it do it to their wives, literally go to their wives and cut their wives faces up. who cares? they didn't like you. the world didn't care about you and you might think I'm evil or some psychopath and none of you have been in a situation in which you're entire life was taken away from you
>>517239546>one quick swipe with a bladeGuns beat prison shivs you faggot retard.
>WW3Been here pver a decade and you guys say this every day.. what happened this time
>>517239462Scalar waves, AI trigonometry, other DARPA bullshit you wage slaved to produce that gives giga nigger photon surveillance and history of movement across the internet of bodies
>>517226290Break your ankles?
>>517239462The noise you fucking retardYou are in a public street. there is nothing more obvious than a gun and whether you shoot it or something. everybody's going to scatter and run it and they're going to follow you home. people are going to say I heard this guy. I looked at this guy. it caught attention it's a lot like trying to do a dead drop right at a bar or something and saying the Crow caws at midnight, it doesn't actually happen because everybody would notice it they would stop and look at their watch but if you just quickly slice somebody's face, he might not even notice. he's going to grab it. there's going to be blood everywhere. he's going to start freaking out and you're already going to be gone but it's best Mr. never killed anybody I've killed plenty. I've hurt plenty. I would definitely not have the situation happen to me. not cuz I'm a tough guy. I'm not a tough guy at all. you would never think that I'm a tough guy I just kill people, I'm a Mercenary and have been my whole life and this is nothing listen to me or don't
>>517229023Both sides should do thisIts painfully obvious that nato and russia arent actually against each other and its just kayfabe for a human sacrifice event.
>>517239468curfew is usually kept by the militaryYou can hear drunks arguing in the street all the time>>517239534I'm speaking more than one language and you're a retard that only knows English
>>517226290Well I live in America, so they would just be shot. Fuss wont do shit but when you’re talking f about personal bodily autonomy that might cross the line.
>>517226290don't be a russian spy or quisling and you won't get arrested?
Do these guys actually track people down, or do they just snatch whoever?
>>517226290Why would you avoid it? Accept death.
>>517226290You hide and send babushka to do groceries
>>517239546>>517239590Guns don’t always beat knives. Security guards and police are fat, complacent retards.Just scarecrows in a field.Landmines and hand grenades can remove their limbs and permanently injure their lungs and intestines, or kill them.Explosives are the best way to really strike fear in these soulless hearts. The Taliban stopped america with all its tech using simple IEDs
>>517239539I like you, good thoughts brother, fuck them. >>517239590and nuclear bombs beat missiles and missiles beat guns. but you don't have access to a gun in Ukraine unless you're in the military. and if you are, when that thing goes off and makes a noise, which I guess you're unfamiliar with cuz you don't sound like you've ever done anything violent and your entire life everybody, including the citizenry you're part of will now freak out, this is in contrast to a nice silent knife. you wouldn't know that cuz you've never killed somebody. you haven't listened to somebody gurgle out there last breath through their fucking blood and look you in the eyes. you haven't seen that you don't care you just want to sound smart with a gun Mr. American boy, but I can guarantee you, it's a lot harder than you think to get away with that but watch next time you're in a fist fight, do a quick, slap and run. I think somebody from Brazil would probably agree with me. there's guns everywhere man but it's a surefire way to have everybody around you freak the fuck out
>>517239616Lmao I'll be sure to remember that the next time I'm in fairy land.
>>517239240you're a shit liar but most of this vatniggery thread is that
>>517239777That’s right. Pimp her ass around the ice like a hockey puck until she drops dead, then find a new way to rat it out
>>517239730no, that's not how it works at all, you can be taken out the street in Odessa at any time
>>517226290>doesn't have secret bunker stocked up with canned food under housengmi avoiding the draft
>>517239820shut the fuck up underage clown
>>517226628Russians have been doing this since at least September 2022.https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/09/22/russian-recruitment-offices-attacked-amid-anti-draft-protests-a78864https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_military_commissariats_attacks
>>517239662>The noise you fucking retard>Shoot someone >There's a noiseThey have nothing to go on you retard.>They'll follow you homeYour toothbrush shiv requires you to get right up in a fuckers breathing space you absolute nigger.
>>517239820Chicken fucking nuggets. It’s just flesh wounds but they’ll be a burden on the fake society until it collapses and they all die.I wish more americans would stand up with fervor and strength, instead they bow to the information lying slave masters.
>>517239850Yeah that’s so outlandish and the US Navy isn’t playing with holograms right now.Get real you fucking retarded faggot.
>>517239756They just pick up anyone. If you're a guy on the street, you go in the van. It's not like you have any recourse since you're not gonna be alive for the end.
>>517239944>don't be a russian spy or quisling and you won't get arrested?>>517239907your making shit up like a 14 yesr old vatnigger on his first outing on the internet, most ukranian units have waiting lists for volunteers
>>517239876I'm a shitty liar that's why I don't do it I really don't care what you think of me. you little fucking Irish fagot. you probably sit there and do nothing besides worship invaders to your homefucking 25 or under for surelook up the Bosnian war little guy it was in the nineties, kek look up YACS in America under the FBI, look up the pink panthers look up who sells weapons IDGAF kill people, IM NOT KIDDING THIS ISNT SATIRE COME GET MEMake TATP bombs - fly cheap drones into the power lines, kill your politicians and burn their families house downthis gay little site isn't worth a larp anyway
>>517226290I know it would be another Zionist destabilization war, but i never feel like not protecting the lands of my country. So i would just take the slow drone death honestly, enough France hating parasites cowards would dodge it and fly away.This is why they will trigger it, to clean for good those that want their lands safe while the other ones would escape and come back right after it to spit on this same country flag.
>>517240079psb4ukr.netreally I'll have to tell MOUSE WHO IS ONE THE RECRUITER FOR THE UKRAINIAN FOREIGN LEGION faggotyou are a child
>>517226290First you need to make fighting age men (13-60 at this point in slavland) understand that if you see bodysnatchers you're in a fight for your life and to act accordingly. There is no mistake. There is no negotiating your way out of the situation. The only thing that will change your fate is overwhelming retaliatory force. If you are not the target and you see an abduction happening within eyeshot you should consider it no different to seeing a nigger trying to abduct a 10 year old girl of your own blood. You find the closest rock or weapon you can muster and you dash the kidnapper's head across the cobblestones with it then you get the fuck out of there.The same thing that got the Branch Davidians killed in an inferno is what's getting these men maimed and killed on the front. Being naive and thinking this is all one big misunderstanding.
>>517240145nothing like the yugo wars clown turn you 14 year old brain off and go to sleep
>>517239706>I'm speaking more than one languageBadly.No one respects your baby babble dogshit mother tongue lol.
>>517240145The only reason the FBI wouldn’t touch me is because they knew I’d kill us all in a holy explosion. They don’t want a real fight, they just want to psychologically boss people around.When people are actually going to kill them they flee.
>>517240263truth pill>>517240079>your making shit up like a 14 yesr old vatnigger on his first outing on the internet, most ukranian units have waiting lists for volunteers>>517240035>>don't be a russian spy or quisling and you won't get arrested?
>>517240296I wish you knew respect, you’re just a fat government pig though.
>>517226290I have a CC permit and carry Browning Hi-Power with me wherever I go? Like if they want to try to pressgang me into war I am 100% going to die, but I won't be the only one that dies that day.
Anyway, best thing is to kill the recruiters but better is to maim them! true hahahah
>>517226290Do what they did in Vietnam >smile and wave for 2 months of "training">if you get deployed and are in a combat zone then drop a grenade into a officers tent >see how platoon Sgt acts >if he's cool and says let's just hang here until someone happens your good >kill rats and snitches(they would die anyway)>sit at post for a year drinking and playing card gamesThis is why officers started sleeping miles away from there men every night. If that faggot dies you just chill.
>>517239819>Guns don’t always beat knivesWomen and retards always quibble about exceptions. Always doesn't matter, what matters is the trend and the trend is that a knife puts you at a steep disadvantage and a shitty knife compounds that dramatically The Taliban took 100-1 losses, and they used guns and bombs. They killed for the best weapons they could possibly get. Telling people with access to guns and explosives to melt toothbrushes into prison shivs is beyond fucking retarded.
>>517236389They nearly overheated their economy because they were paying soldiers in Ukraine too well to attract volunteers, their central bank has to pull weird maneuvers. Iirc, from a the economist article, a truck driver for the Russian army in Ukraine was getting paid about the same as a professor from the russian academy of sciences.
>>517239820>and nuclear bombs beat missiles and missiles beat guns.Except you can actually fucking get a gun you retard.>a nice silent knifeGroups of men tend to make noise when you shallowly hack at their face with a razor glued to a dildo you Imbecile.
>>517226290>With WW3 just few months awaynothing ever happens
>>517226290>how the FUCK do you avoid this?Really easily, because I have lots of guns lol
>>517240034>I saw Miku dance on stage that means continent wide infinite detail detection grids.60% of murders in us cities go unsolved, and the cities have about 10000 times the security budget of the country.
>>517230729Based and New Vegas pilled.
>>517238645Russians actually like their country and how it is handled for them, Ukrainians don't, so there's a difference in morivation at the level of the individual. One side is a nimble, lightweight state that's extremely good at war, the other is puppeteered by a bloated, decadent empire that hasn't won a war in decades. It's not hard. They nearly set their economy on fire, though I never understood how it all worked out, because their economy shouldn't work at all and yet it is thriving.Also, just read on their incentives for joining up if you're not convinced. It's not hard to get your sources straight.
>>517240369Imagine white knighting for an ESL arguing for slashing up his enemies with a sharpened toilet brush
>>517226290I love all the tuff guys in this thread who haven’t done shit their entire life acting like they would do anything, let’s be real you will respond to the draft summons willingly
>>517226290Just don't be Russian, I guess.
>>517241765Lol, it literally already happened in recent US history. When they tried that with Vietnam most men didn't bother showing up and still protested until the war ended. For a little shitty prison colony island, austrailia sure is full of soft pussies who are incapable of standing up against their government, as covid proved. Shut the fuck up bruce, stay lame and complacent while Chang buys your nation out.
>>517226290I live in the US, so I can shoot the bastards
>>517226290If you know you're gonna die either way, better on your feet like a man than on your belly in a trench like a rat. Get or 3d print a 9mm and ensure at least one or two of these race traitors "die for their country". These cowards won't go where there's actual danger even if they'll happily send others people's children into, so just a handful of high profile public executions of ZOGbot kidnappers and suddenly volunteers will dry up fast.
>>517240920Damn you are a fucking retarded lunatic.I’m literally a Knight.
>>517241337You’re too fucking stupid to know what I’m talking about.You are living proof the average american is a clown who has no idea what the military does.Go fucking serve you fat piece of shit
>>517226290Be at least semi wealthy, a bit too old(38+) and live in the 3rd world near the beach, with a really slim 19yo gf who doesnt have a gag reflex.That would be my advice to you. That would be my advice.
>>517226290if you country is being invaded and you're literally at war means you can easily obtain guns and have one on you at all times. anytime you see a white party van roll up and faggots in fatigue jump out is when you open fire. at that point you're dead one way or another anyways, at least go out on your own terms, if you manage to gun down all of them then you have a chance of escape. ever wonder why these party van faggots aren't on front lines?
>>517226290>be wagecuck>hate every millisecond of your existence>get violently drafted in the middle of your shifti have no words for how hilarious this is
>>517242970
>>517226453>conscription of foreign nationals lol nice daydreaming sarr
>>517226290Congrats, /pol/. Glowies are using the info here to plot ways to counter your attacks. Expect drones to fly through your windows and drop sleeping agents to incapacitate you. One moment you'll be watching football or playing vidya, the next moment you'll be waking up in a bright room with four military men over you buzzing your hair.
>>517242751How wealthy is semi wealthy?
>>517226290You don't. You go AWOL.
>>517226290I thought they would be honored to fight for their country?
>>517226290>how the FUCK do you avoid this?Well you don't really avoid it.You just accept that your death has arrived, and you need to decide if you want to die over there accomplishing nothing or die on home soil taking at least one meat catcher with you.
Join the national guard in your state and go apologize. They'll give you a dishonorable discharge. Then are unable to be drafted.
>>517247777>apologize awol
>>517247777checkem i guess
luckily my country doesn't have a draft, and if the government ever tried to force one, all the major cities would burn
>>517226290You kill them. Maybe they kill you too. Then the next guy kills them too. Maybe they kill him too. Still, you kill them anyway, because slavery is worse than death. You don't have to beat them, you just have to resist to the point where they understand it's dangerous for them and they have nothing to gain anyway because you'll gladly die before submitting. If enough do this they quickly run out of slaves who are willing to catch more slaves, because only a cowards choose to become slaves. I learned this from your people, from your history. Why haven't you learned?
>>517226290Cooperate and then immediately shoot the officers when handed a gun
Once people start to starve in the USA which will happen very quickly in urban population centres, the only place you will be able too get three hots and a cot is in the military.
>>517226290>With WW3 just few months away how the FUCK do you avoid this?
>>517229960pointing it the wrong way
>>517229023/k/ope
>>517226290>WW3 just a few months awayYou mean WW3 a few hours/days away.You and all maga-lards have no future.
>>517226290Get naked except for a batman mask and a cape. This way when they try to grab you, you have supreme clout, and if they approach a naked man, it makes them gay. Its a flawless defense move.
>>517226290I'm exempted from any and all military service by receiving spergbuxx.
>>517226290Ukraine has networked cameras propped up everywhere right? My town recently had cameras installed all over on almost every street and corner are multiple cameras now.
>>517226552I envy you Europeans for the short distances you have to travel to find like-minds.
>>517226290I never don't have a gun. And if they were doing this shit here I'm pretty sure my entire town would start disappearing them into the woods.
>>517229785
>>517229960I like the idea of a suicide vest better honestly, at least when you kill yourself you take a score of zogbots with you.
>>517235989Post tits?
>>517252761Obviously a fake, a real one and the cat would lose his teeth before that pin comes out.
>>517226290Carry a knife. Carry a gun. Carry a big gulp full of drain cleaner. If some military faggots try to draft you it is your duty as a free man to kill them. I mean, they want you to kill. Might as well start with them.
Release epstein files
>>517244483Nah, those niggers are too lazy to do that, they'll just fuck it up and half the country will be on fire after they fumble it.
>>517235989>y'all Nobody related to you can spell, much less prepare a will.
Glovohomo
>>517239039>Albanian calling for unchecked violenceSounds about right
>>517226698>You will die for us goyim no matter what
>>517226290I don't get it, what happens if you get drafted and refused to fight?
>>517237790This is why Trump is afraid to declare War on Russia. Cause there's 400 million weapons in US.
>>517226290Claymore strapped to chest.
>>517226290Just by being as old as I am.
>>517235989YWNBAW
>>517255586They make u pic up the soap from the showers
>>517237506Legs so fat they can´t be closed
>>517238602> Albania> advocating blade violence
>>517226290There are more guns in the US than people, this would happen in blue states.
>>517226290I've been removed from the military twice, if they take me I'd be shocked.
>>517255586You don't have an option. You get shuffled to the front and get a gun when you are on the line of contact. You run and your own side kills you. Ukraine does not demobilize people so you are in it until death or catastrophic injury - losing a limb isn't enough btw. You will get a prosthetic and go back to the trenches.
>>517255586They will throw you out of an MTV somewhere in no man's land between the lines and if you want to survive you will have to fight the drones that hunt you.
>>517240190>but i never feel like not protecting the lands of my country. So go kill some shitskins or some official good goy
I will just get droned
>>517226698kekkkk, I'm not leaving my fucking house
>>517226290i would let them take me, the moment they give me a gun I'll kill all the top brass and at my military trial I'll put a snickers up my ass and when it's time to speak, I'll take a huge chunk from the snickers and stuff my mouth and make monkey noises.easy
shoot them
>>517255918thisThe draft goes fairly high in age so I could technically be drafted but its very unlikely. Things would have to be really bad for that to happen, and even if it did Id end up with some kind of office job
>>517256877>implying they are giving you a gun>ever
I'll instruct my negro slaves to distract them while I hijack a commercial airliner and deploy it into the world trade center
>>517237506His gigantic cock/balls
>>517226290Wear a suicide vest
>>517226290If you do not want to serve the country you live in, why even be in that country. That's nigger tier behaviour.
>>517226290even if something happens, nothing will happen to me. I'm 37 and in America
>>517226290By not getting invaded by Russia.
>>517226290kill the press gangs
>>517258637>in AmericaOh, wow. That really means you're completely safe.
>>517226290joke's on youI've been destroying my body for 35 yearsit would take the military over a year just to get me anywhere near ready to start basic training
Why even avoid?Its kill or be killed. Also theres a lot of good stuff and fun in trenches. It's a life too, just with different priorities. Most are much more interesting than video games. And dying? Everyone dies, dont worry about it. Been there, would go again.
>>517258916He's safe, unlike you. There is no force on earth that can cross and invade USA through any ocean. Hell, getting troops from china to taiwan is already a logistics problem, and that's literally nearby.
>>517258916pretty muchno one's going to bother invading uswe're too busy destroying ourselves
>>517226290>months awayweeks away*to be exact 2 weeks away
>>517226290>how the FUCK do you avoid this?I kill one of the zogbots that tries to put his hands on meafter that it's either get shot or go to jail, either way I'm not dying for Israel
>>517226902>People have been saying this for years thoughand then one day...
>>517259042Counting or not counting gang violence?
>>517226290flag related
>>517228460lol they won't let men leave the country over night didn't you see what happened in ukraine?
>>517261082they werent closed off at first but im sure this time they will from the learned lessons while roasties are free to move and fuck whoever
>>517226290it's his fault for not carrying a grenade with him
>>517256404There at no blue states, only blue cities
>>517245015Depends on how you would like to live abroad and if you're smart. 150k usd is probably the minimum. I moved abroad in 2019 and left with 300k. I still have 290 of it.
>>517226290Sell all your assets and move to Thailand or some place far away where they won't bother trying to bring you back.If you run out of money wash dishes under the table and live in a tent I'd rather be hobo than get droned.
>>517261499>Sell all your assets and move to ThailandI really wouldn't recommend that for most anons.
>>517237264Yeah the poor fucks that fought in WW2 totally propelled themselves to upper class with that huge amount of money they got for their time served. Fucking retard.
>>517261584Why not?
>>517243096The laugh of the recruiter is fucking evil-.
>>517226290Hard to say. Some part of me would accept it and just go die. When you think about, is there really a reason to live further? Is gta6 really going to change your life? Probably fucking not. If you have kids, that's a good purpose to live. But if not, i mean, i saw 30 years of this world and it's all mostly the same. The people larping "its the jews" are just as greedy and nepotistic themselves and there's no saving a retard. I don't want to die. I do like living but if the time comes, why piss against the wind pathetically like that. Just go in the damn ditch, have fun killing and die yourself.
>>517261584Are you gonna answer or are you just trying to scare the competition? Don't worry I don't care about the chinky women you fuck I'm just there to avoid the draft.
Real advice gay boys, join the air force and say you are a chef. You'll be peeling potatoes on an air base hundreds of miles from the front lines.
>>517261487I could probably shit out $150k if stuff gets bad and leaving the country is the only solution.
>>517261927Or I could be fucking Thai hookers thousands of miles away from the front lines
>>517238922taxidermy dog filled with tannerite
>>517226290Know someone who can get you out of it or hide.
>>517227383both I guess. haven't seen much talk from ukie side about desertions, makes sense, it goes against the narrative, but if tally up all their reports you get at least 200-300K. According to one russian source I saw a while back there have been up to 500K desertions. Both numbers are insane. If russian number is true, then there have been as many desertions as deaths on ukie side which shows that everyone who can runs away.
>>517226411They actually escorted the Glovo driver to the customer's front door and when he opened it they drafted both. Geniuses at play
>>517226290I wear this t shirt
>>517226290You enlist voluntarily and fight for your country like a real man.
Just refuse and die. I will never lick boot, better to die a hero.
>>517226290>curry delivery Let that nigga pass
>>517262184>as many desertions as deathsin case the leak about 1,7M was untrue, forgot about that...
>>517262346>memeflagjew or eglin, call it
>>517226290>With WW3 just few months away how the FUCK do you avoid this?Don't live in a slavic shithole. That stuff doesn't happen in the First World.
>>517261776Least depressed Estonian
>>517227259There's not enough social cohesion and basic trust between people for that. You may intervene but it will be your ass on the hook now - either you'll get mobilizes there and then or you'll have a criminal case opened against you. And will anyone help you? No.
>>517262401LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOTHIS NIGGA DOESNT REALIZE HES DESTINED TO DIE IN A MEATGRINDER LIKE THE REST OF US LOLOLOLOLO
>>517226290I doubt this will happen here.
>>517261839> are you just trying to scare the competition?What competition? Why would I need to scare anyone? Most end up broke and strung out on booze and busted bar girls within the first year.
>>517263415That's one year you're not dying or losing your limbs on the frontline. Not that I care about booze and hookers while literally running for my life. How much do you think $100k would last in the cheapest town if you can't find work there?
Put on an orthodox jew costume
>>517226290Learn how to survive in the wilderness, pull a Dezi Freeman and start a long game of hide&seek.
>>517226290By being a MAN.Ya younguns don't know what it means to be a MAN.I'd be the first at the office to sign up and the last to leave the trench! Despite my diabetic foot.Kids these days don't know what commitment is. I suggest ya take a long deep in look in a mirror and either see the disappointment ya mother threw out of here... or a future hero that has fought and protected our future and democracy!Huzzah!
>>517226290literally a knife and poke the neck of both of them
>>517226290why avoid it?are you this bad at math, wages, inflation and corruption?
>>517264013
>>517227212Age is a cope, they want all white men dead, down to the last man.
>>517264351avoid getting thrown into the van and being a sacrifice on the blood alter of the fiat debt slavery god is what he meant retard but sounds like you worship it
>>517226290I do a 360 and walk away
>>517226290guns
>>517226290xherbody is not getting their chicken tika masala (sad!)
>>517226290Not my business
>>517226290It's always to remember who your enemies are and anyone that kidnaps you is automatically adding themselves to that list.
>>517226290your gonna die anyways might as well take them with you with a hidden grenade while in the van.
>>517226290Nigger
>>517238922GET THIS GUY A FUCKING (TRVE)
>>517239530sorry anon the upped the draft age to 60 now.
>>517226290Let yourself get captured by the enemy if you get kidnapped and forced to deploy.>"War is gay"Carry a grenade or a stick of dynamite on yourself. Place it on your mouth or near the back of your head if the kidnappers try to get close, pull your free-or-service card and a lighter or your finger near the pin.Now they either take you dead or they don't take you or they try to take you and you them are carried back in black bags.Obligatory:If you can, instead of an hero'ing, just immediately gtfo out of your country if they want to start a draft or... This.Seriously. The gov won't spend precious resources during tough wartime to pursue some random dude that escaped all the way down to Oaxaca, Mexico. They can spend those resources instead to kidnap 100 other able-bodied young men.They are going to rape you and still send you to war if you are dumb enough to believe that fleeing to Costa Rica, Alaska or Hawaii will save your ass. No, nigga. Fucking run to Mexico or lower but avoid Venezuela and Nicaragua. Peru is nice too. Argentina only if you somehow have managed to keep or move your money before they seize your accounts.Seriously, escape to a third world country before trying to pull a "2010s Allahu Akbar", it's not worth it.On a side note. Carry the fucking grenade, dynamite stick or poison on you after moving because the U.S. or even the local gov could try to pull you into some shady cold war secret agent stuff if the tensions rise high enough and the fronts get stale.>"Don't want to live among browns"Either Buenos Aires or fucking die by your own hands or in a cold field in Hokkaido after being sent to repel Chinese hybrid landings supported by drone swarms dancing like the killer wasp movies.
>>517228460>UMAD?No. Envious.
>>517226290>With WW3 just few months away how the FUCK do you avoid this?I tell them I'm trans
>>517226290sign up for the involuntary recruitment squad aw yeahyou niggas better carry that 4 of clovers if you want to avoid the front
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