My father works for the FSB. Today he was urgently called to a meeting. He returned late and did not explain anything. He just told me to pack my things and run to the store to buy groceries for two weeks. Now we are going somewhere far outside the city. I don't know what's going on, but it seems to me it's started...
>>517266966Polish/Romanian Invasion. It's actually happening this year.
Пиздeц. A чo мoглo cлyчитьcя-тo?
>>517266966You'll have to buy more groceries in two more weeks, when your two weeks of groceries run out.
>>517267158That's just for travel I guess
>>517266966nook nooks finally?
I just heard the nuclear silo loading sounds across the border.
Bump
A mobik with a mini nook in his arms just flew over my house.
>>517266966A meeting just flew over my house!
>>517266966Buy as many condoms as you can, trust you'll need them when you're drafted unless you want aids. The gangrapes at boot camp is inevitable, but you can at least make it safe.
>>517266966>we’re losing in ukraine but popovs attack on poland will turn things around God i wish a nigga would
>>517267518Kek
>>517266966C L U S S Y
>>517266966the first OP post itt has startedthe second post won'tnothing will happen
>>517266966BAZzzzZED
Your dad flew overmy house.
That is so sad anon... My dad got fired from Nintendo last week so we can't afford groceries anymore
>>517267819Sauce is "Ms Size Doesn't Matter the Clown" on YouTube. She is funny haha. Imagine watching her videos on mute and fapping haha. It would be so hilarious to spill potent loads of fertile seed because her muted, looping shorts is the most eye contact I have had with any woman in years haha. Like what if she makes a short looking down at and disguted at the camera and mouting something that looks like slurs haha. That would be so funny that I might die from the most intense orgasm in my life and have a heart attack haha. That would be so crazy haha
>>517266966thats crazy, my dad works at nintendo and we did the same thing.
>>517266966>He just told me to pack my things and run to the store to buy groceries for two weeks.Buy for two more weeks. Trust me bro, my dad works at the Kremlin and is superior to your dad.
>>517266966this never happened. also, you have to be 18 to post on this board.
This isn't 1950. Russia will lose any conflict because they have almost no Jews. So their technology will suck
>>517266966Again ?
Jews literally invented MiGs (Gurevich was a Jew). Jews are the mastwr race and Russia has very few Jews. The best that Russia can hope to do is to conquer Ukraine and get recolonized by Jews, but there are very few Jews left and noone wants to go where it is cold
>>517266966drafted.com
>>517266966What a qt.
Russia should try to avoid war until more time has passed so that Jews leave globo homo (globo homo is in the process of turning on the Jews. Proof of this is Jews being in the old Spartacus movie but there were no Jews in the new Spartacus show - being a Jew is unfashionable in globo homo now).Russia would lose any large scale war now.
>>517266966Two weeks you say?
What's started? You gonna drop a nuke on Kiev Ivan?
>>517266966My father works for Nintendo and he said the same thing.
>>517266966I got a feeling it's gonna drop soon. We're getting a Civilization DLC soon. I'm equal parts spooked and excited. The world has gone on long enough without a real happening.The time has come. May the peaceful spirit of Ron Paul be upon all of us and soothe our nerves so that we can sleep at night after all the atrocities.
My father works at Nintendo. It’s happening
>>517266966My father came home early today and said one just one word - Pochalosya.
>>517267019Why would Putin commit suicide ? He has a good life and a family.
>>517266966youre gonna have another churka chimpout shooting
>>517266966>2 weeks
>>517266966I had an asset embedded at that meeting and I could have sworn they said you'd only need food for 72 hours
For it'a small amount of Jews, Russia needs to make a breesing program but needs to make sure they don't race mix as that will make them retarded (sometimes there is hybrid vigor the first generatiojln but at the 2nd generation they are already retarded because of "regression to the mean").
The friend's father works in an office in Taiwan. I was urgently called to a meeting today. I came back late and didn't explain anything. He just told me to pack my things and and run to store to buy rice for two weeks and leave the island. We're going somewhere far out of town now. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's started.…
>>517269977>>517270077Double double 77s confirms.
>>517266966You know its fake because Russia would never tell its pisson people in advance. You think Russian leadership gives a fuck if you live or die? You will be replaced within moments
>>517270628What reason would a Russian have to go online and just lie?
>>517266966Checked also i want to fuck the clown
>>517270628Russians don't care if their people die.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_the_Russian_Embassy_in_TehranThe only time Russia was based and lead by humanistic, anti globo homogenization forces was when it was lead by Judeo Bolsheviks, who made policies like korenizatsiya
Literally no movement here, and our intel is better than yours. We'd get a letter in the mail if some shit was about to go down.
>>517266966>two weeks
Need... Clussy...
>>517266966Don't try to ruin my 3 day weekend. I haven't had one of these in over a year. >>517270105Would you rather have that medvedev person in charge? guy went from a normie politician to "NUKE THEM ALL!" in like 5 years.
>>517266966Sorry you are Russian. This is going to get worse. Your father will rape you.
The Mongols are invading again.
>>517266966My father is OP's father's boss: they scared him as a prank cuz OP's father is a faggot.
>>517266966>it's real
>>517266966>FSBWhat is FSB?
>>517266966The entire bus cried
>>517272091Funko-Pop Specialty Bureau
>>517266966I'm seriously beginning to think that the whole Ukraine war is completely fake and gay and was contrived by the Biden/Zelensky/Putin/European administrations as a way to further drain the West of resources in a post covid West that was already on its arse financially. All of this bullshit has Great Reset written all over it.
>>517267241Are they walking?
>>517272280Yes. It's like asset stripping but on a nation-state level.
>>517266966does he also work for Nintendo perchance?>>517267019>memeflag leftist fag hagso it's the opposite of what you are saying: either no invasion or baltics/finland
>>517266966my uncle works for nintendo
I don't care what happens as long as all the kikes die.
Oтeц знaкoмoгo paбoтaeт в ФCБ. Ceгoдня cpoчнo вызвaли нa coвeщaниe. Bepнyлcя пoзднo и ничeгo нe oбъяcнил. Cкaзaл лишь coбиpaть вeщи и бeжaть в мaгaзин зa пpoдyктaми нa двe нeдeли. Ceйчac eдeм кyдa-тo дaлeкo зa гopoд. He знaю чтo пpoиcхoдит, нo мнe кaжeтcя нaчaлocь...
>>517267518Their eyes are all so empty, as if they were literally expecting to die. There is no fighting spirit and zero confidence in their eyes.
>>517266966is it to do with the jew plot on Quantico and blame Iran this coming Monday?
>>517266966Two weeks of bananas?
>>517266966A father just flew over my house
>>517272371But I own Chainlink.
>>517272216>Funko-PopThanks - is it affiliated with K-pop?>>517272280>contrived by the Biden/Zelensky/Putin/European administrationsBoris Johnson's administration or his predecessor's?
>>517266966>two weeksYou better buy more.It's going to be a long two weeks.
>>517273166No. K-Pop is based.
>>517273741but is it more based than the so-called holocaust? did it make more money?
>>517273166>Boris Johnson's administration or his predecessor's?Democracy is completely fake and gay. All politicians are basically front-of-house staff who represent their nations.There is no difference between Boris Johnson, Ursula, Macron, Trump or Biden.They exist to sell you the medicine.
>>517272091Fast sucking bitch?
>>517276217pole jew says hu-what
>>517266966Cutie-pie-in-the-face
>>517276331Ivan so proud of motherland that he lives in other country?
>>517276783pole jew paranoia strikes againnever change, jakub
>>517273741Are K-pop bands rock musicians?>>517275759>There is no difference between Boris Johnson, Ursula, Macron, Trump or Biden.I only know Boris Johnson and Trump, and they're pathologically liars which is 100% Muslim tier - are you sure the other mentioned persons are that too??
>>517277180>and they're pathologically liars which is 100% Muslim tierstop patting yourself on the back while jerking off mohammed, it's not halal
>>517275759>There is no difference between Boris Johnson, Ursula, Macron, Trump or Biden.a.k.a.>they are just as bad as we are, right guys? right?no anon, you will be swept in the sea or deported to india
>>517277721>Stop patting yourself on the backPost documentation for me "patting myself on the back".>while jerking off mohammadWhite people would never even look at, let alone jerk off the fragile remnants of a Mohammad's circumcised penis.>Pathological lying is 100% Muslim tier.Muslims lie when their lips move - white people never lie.
>>517278616>OCD replies>reddit spacingcan't tell if hag or a fag, but either way you are mohammed-patting-himself-on-the-back-while-jerking-off tier
>>517266966But does your uncle work for nintendo though?
>>517278825Low IQ + LIAR = inbred islamist. Go home to your sharia shithole, MustaFalafel.
>>517266966Is your glownigger dad going to be killed by Putler?
>>517266966We are going to fuck your country up!!! :^)
>>517266966>for two weeks.
>>517279106niggers will eat you alive before that
>>517279005>Low IQ + LIAR = inbred islamistyeah that's what you are, even if you larp as an anti-muslim
>>517279068>OP is 1 post by this ID>4 hoursby this time she has already been plowed by 200 russians and died of dehydrationher father: the same
>>517279482White people don't lie, fake, larp or pretend, whereas you have revealed yourself as a LIAR - extremely embarrassing!
>>517267760>Homo
>>517279106What is the FSB?
is this the based clussy thread?
>>517267518
>>517266966Is your father blyadimir putin?
>>517266966Nuclear level shitposting
>>517266966бpo, ю миcceд э 4 фop 2, гoy бэк тy хapкaч
>>517280514Пoeл нaхyй илитcтвyющий пидapac.
>>517279709>I'm whiteyeah that's totally what a white person would say lol
>>517280667>>517280514бpo aй кaн peeд paшaн :D:D:D
or aт лecть вpётe
>>517266966>Russia frequently threatens nukes as part of its foreign policy so people don’t fuck with them or their goals>never does anything when the west does>Russiananon>mfwI doubt you
>>517266966PULTER LAUNCH THE FUCKING SATANS ALREADY IM READYTHE PUBLIC DEMANDS TOTAL METEOR RAIN OF ICBMS SRUSSKIS, LAUNCH THE NUKES YOU MONGOL PUSSIES
>>517280667aй эйт oлpэди, cэнкc
>>517267019As much as i hate Russia and wish you all to suffer, i lold at the thought of Romania being capable of anything. Atleast we are better than Russia.
>>517282844he meant that those countries were being invaded, you 50 IQ gypsy
just sit this one out
>>517267760kek
>>517266966Godspeed Ivan. I hope you and your family will be okay. As I hope mine will be. If there is a god I hope he punishes the elites orchestrating it.
>>517277180Boris Johnson is matrilineally Jewish, paternally Muslim, but as it's via Turkey it's probably Jewish as well as they had a number of converts going back to Sabbatai Zevi.Most politicians in 2025 are observably stupid, do you really think that they're in charge of anything?>>517277793>Retarded kikish babble from a memeflag.How the fuck did you take that from what I said, Moshie?
>>517280189this chick is so god damn bizarre lookingher face deserves to be pissed on
>>517266966My dad also works are fsb and said your dad was a faggot
>>517266966get your popcorn ready, boys!
>>517273137That’s how much I get in rewards every 30 days.
>>517266966thanks for the clown pic anon, you did honest good work there. I want 10 oiled up goth clown princess mommies.
>>517266966>1pbtid>classic russian copypaste.
>>517266966>the citywhich city?t. dial-a-yield engineer
>>517266966Remember if everything goes to shit no matter if you sitting in bunker 100 meters under ground. Your doomed anyways.
That's a rather old copypasta.
Be safe Russkies.We always liked you, because, to us, you are white.If things get bad there you are always welcome in America.We could use more pretty white-type people.Move your whole (actual) Russkie nation (ie Russkie people) here if you wish. There's room.Especially in the middle of the country and up north.--American on proxy. (4chanX) (because I can't get any posts through otherwise with regular 4chan anymore usually)
>>517266966
>>517266966My dad works for Nintendo and he tells me your dad is a stupid poopoo head
>>517267158Russia has underground cities. Lots of complexes.
>>517266966OMG!!!P O C H A L O S' ???
>>517266966>for two weeksreally faggot?
>>517266966where are the shape shifting lizardmen?
My father works for the CIA. Today he urgently put me to bed. He entered my room and didn't explain anything. He just told me that Breakroom was there, and he would rape me in my sleep. Now I can't sleep. I know what's going to happen, but I just can't stop it...
>>517266966>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Efb1DAeA34
>>517266966Why is this so hot?
Interesting times.Last night were intercepted 5 russian planes relatively near our borders, and escorted. Meanwhile, some kind of NATO summit is happening here, for some reason. During summit, municipality decided to create raid to check for illegal immigrants in our capital city, for some reason.Day or two ago, was incident in airport in Lithuania, that operations were disturbed because of drone in vicinity.Some things are getting more active.
>>517290975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PPJSckosLM
>>517291079>Why is this so hot?Because the goth clown princess is the superior fashion trend in our current feminist post-national zeitgeist.
>>517267518>homo
>>517287216Lucky.I should have bought in earlier, I just didn't have access to the funds.
>>517266966>my dad works at nintendoBalkanbros are you ready for another one?
>>517266966My uncle works at nintendo and when he came back from the factory today he told me we'll go to flavor town and won't need eyes once we're thereI'm scared /v/ros
>>517266966.. if only
>>517266966>>517267255God, I pray every day that someone nukes all the major cities in the US. Please let it be today. Russanon, if you tell your dad at kgb to fire the nukes. I’ll get my dad at Microsoft to send you 10,000 vbuck in skins.
>>517266966Alas, Babylon.
>>517266966>clussy 1pbtid
>>517281154>I'm whiteFalsely quoting other people - are your cousins 'proud' of being married to such a despicable liar?>>517286102>Jewish, Muslim, Turkey, converts, Sabatar Zevi.I'm irreligious and thus know nothing about religions (except I had to read the koran and hadiths in order to find out why our Muslims are savage sub-animals), so I don't understand the words/concepts you use - but I also only asked this simple question, so please answer it:>Are the other mentioned persons pathologically liars too?
>>517296382*pathological
OkMy father works at nintendo
>>517266966fake and gay like the rest of this clownworld shitshow
>>517291344there were four airports and one military airport in denmark that had massive drone sightings two days ago. denmark considering shooting them down. interesting times.
>>517295705>clussy 1pbtidthe best kind of 1pbtid
