>be rich privileged white 17 year old>have 80k pickup truck, family owns agricultural land with lots of mexican workers on visa>buy a tent and bike from walmart>30 minutes later text mom that you were shot by a van containing 4 hispanic men >get on bike and bring tent and ride off uninjured>mom calls police and they find your abandoned car and fear you are shot and kidnapped, possibly in danger of imminent death due to blood loss or infection>turns out there were no 4 pyscho hispanics, he made it all up and was found a few towns away the next daywhat should happen to caden speight? he definitely needs to go to prison for 5 years
We need to make a gofundme to reward him like the Scholars and Joggers get from liberals for murdering people
Considering Jussie Smollet got away with staging a hate crime, I say no charges
Chalk it up to boys will be boys
>>517430464Bored Rich FL kid. Best friend used to be one and was an absolute faggot. Snapped out of it somehow.
>>517430464>a 17 year old does something retardedAt least he isn't robbing people or something. Who cares. This isn't news this is some kid having angst
>>517430464Put his faggot ass in jail for a year for wasting tax money and lying.
>>517431122I just saw that Smollet is going to be in some new reality show where they make celebs do navy seal training or something.
>>517431333if karmelo anthony gets life in prison then so should caden
>>517430464Hmm. That is will be one ass fucking and you can go free.
>>517431350Aye niggy, we talking about me?
>>517430464You're calling the kid's story bullshit, but you can't actually prove he wasn't shot at and didn't camp out in some hideout to avoid drawing heat on his family.
>>517431876the police chief said it was a hoax
>>517431279>Bored Rich FL kid.They're called "Jews" and even at that age he was already practicing elaborate victimhood hoaxes. >and like Leo Frank he tried blaming 'da Black man
>>517432007Now you've figured out how blue states have magically lower crime rates (even though their cities feel just as dangerous). Crimes occur, but don't make it into crime stats
>>517432137he wasnt even shot faggot. he maid it all up
>>517430464no one will believe this nigger when the cartel beheads him
bumping
>>517430464I think he should go to prison for 5 years.
>>517430464Caden will get swol in prison for 5 years
>>517430464Same punishment nigger killers get,.....slap on the wrist and let go.