>>517618006He didn't fly so good.
>>517618006I swear to God chinks and photography are like mudsharks and BBC. They chase it with no regards to manners, civil behavior or common sense.What is it about them that makes them act like moth to a flame? It's not like they don't have shit to take pictures of in the mainland.
>>517618006I'm surprised the soulless chinks even slowed down to stare at his certain death
>>517618502They stopped to take a video of his certain death.
>>517618502Is there ANYTHING they could have done to help that dude out?
>>517618650Thrown a line in front of him really quickly I guess
>>517618650Nope, he was a goner and everyone knew it expect the person sliding
>>517618607Recording his death will help prevent future idiots. >>517618650No.
>>517618650send their thoughts and prayers like a good American
>>517618006Guy on the right flinched hard
>>517619012He puked. He immediately understood what he had just seen. That kind of empathy tells me he wasn't a big.
>>517618650You get hard really quickly and jam your dick in the snow to hold you in place. The Germans call it Bergschwänze. Shame he was chinese so it wouldn't have worked
I hike in mountains and if you can see where the snow ends you can slide down pretty far. Saves time hiking back down also.
>>517618929Thoughts and prayers are for events that have already happened and cannot be changed.What do you recommend? A time machine?Also pay denbts.
>>517618006https://files.catbox.moe/ips2rs.mp4
>>517618006Rumour has it there's a lathe at the bottom of the mountain waiting for him.
>>517618006>viewer discretion warningWhat is so disturbing about weeeeeeeeee?
>>517619377HAHAHA nice.
>>517619390High mountains get crusted in ice, not snow. It looks like snow but hard as ice and slippery
>>517619156sherpa
>>517619462Not sure this is the exact spot.
good, fucking chink tourists
I have this really bad fear of heights but it’s a bit weird I get really scared something will fall out of my pockets or my hands. Like when I try those things that you really high in the amusement parks I always have to empty my pockets of everything, take my shoes off and make sure my belt is on really tight.Can’t imagine climbing on a mountain my hands would be so damn sweaty after 30 seconds checking if anything has fallen off.
>>517618650Tell him to do a flip
Could you punch a hole in the ice layer and create a spot to grip until you can be saved or is that insane?
>>517618006Would an ice axe have saved him?
>>517618006Why didn’t he just stand up and walk back up hill? Looks like suicide to me
>>517618650turn 360 and walk up
>>517618650she could have screamed, ill see you in valhalla.
>>517618650Roll over onto his butt and dig his butt and heels into the ice. Basically, just create friction hoping you arrest your fall.
>>517619986Probably, if he used it soon enough before picking up speed
>>517618006Look up "death by selfie".The numbers are growing every year. Last I checked (several years ago) it was well over 50 people per year in the US.
>>517619390post videos of longer slides. sounds cool
>>517618307underrated FPBP
>>517619377youre projecting, kike
>>517619498Kek
>>517618006>weee, goodbye frensonly another 1.4 billion to go...
>>517618650No, when he's off the rope everything is just luck and wishful thinking.>>517619012>>517619156He's performing a self-arrest with his ice axe, driving it deep into the snow and then anchoring himself on it. It's the first thing you should do if you suspect a member of your team is taking a fall, and what you should immediately assume if you see someone else falling off. THIS kind of shit is pretty decent for stopping the other two guys from falling off the mountain.
>>517618006FAVSTIANbut seriously: why are chinks climbing a mountain? i thought only white people do that.
>>517619390Are you not scared of falling through a crevasse or something?
>>517618650toss him a can of sichuan sauce so he can power up
>>517618434Problem is a lot of them have to do stupidass poses to take pics instead of just standing there like a normal person.
>>517618006china is great to have fun like nowhere else guyswebm rel
>>517622820that was in Russia you dumb toilet brush
>>517618006he did 3 stupid things>unhooked his safety harness>didnt take his ice pick>not knowing his surroundings when trying to take a picAs soon as he slid without some sort of axe or stick to stop or slow the slide, he was dead
>>517622691I stick to the parts you can tell.
>>517618006>"Y se marchó~"
>>517622882sorry i cant tell asiatic shitholes apart
Something similar happened to me on Minecraft but I jumped into snow blocks and just kept sinking
>>517623097Distinguishing shitholes is literally your job. Git gud.
>>517618006Here's the thing, what gaurantee was there that the rest of the group wouldn't have gone down with him if he was still harnessed to the rope?I doubt the rope was anchored to any solid ground.
>>517618650If he had his pickaxe as he should he could have planted it vertically to brake.Stupid people get what they deserve.
>>517618006>dying to take pix for insta or w/e-_-
>>517623199its literally just russian way to cope with their impoverished existance since they were richer than us 30 years ago and now live in shit compared to us
>>517622820This is one of the stupidest deaths I have ever seen
>>51761949810/10
>>517618006wtf ICE is killing innocent chinese now before they even arrive in America
he french fried when he was supposed to pizza
>>517619377kek'd
>>517623625Carlos!
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/sep/27/cradle-mountain-tourist-dies-after-walking-group-overwhelmed-by-extreme-weather-at-national-parkThe problem is national parks in China have restaurants and cafes in the middle of the parks.
>>517619498An inspired post
>>517622882russia is china is asians
>>517623430>literally just russian way to copeand yet you all became plumbers in West Europe
>>517618825>Recording his death will help prevent future idiots.No... no, it won't
>>517619377checked, keked, and rekt
>>517619952The snow is probably too hard and he's moving at a pretty good speed. The best chance he had was getting his feet in front of him and slamming a boot heel into the snow.
>>517623869factualy wrong cope more subhuman
>>517619462cut the rope music
>>517624827tldr
>>517625116whole this larp was based on some article from denmark or somewhere saying that most of polish male migrants work construction and most of female migrants work in cleaning so we are toilet cleanersmeanwhile they dont even have toilets in the first place
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>517618434Rike the crick crick
>>517620477Inshallah
>>517622820did he died?
>>517626391Yes.Fell for like 1000m
>>517625919gonads and strifeYou start-off, my wishesNo you start-offAND WEEEEE!Oh my God!There was this guy and a keyboard,And he went...WEEEEE!Oh my God!Then I went up to my Mom,And she went...WEEEEE!That's alright!Cause I went over to my Dad,And he went...WEEEEE!Oh my God!Then there was this guyAnd he goes "hey I got a knife"And I go...WEEEEE!Yo! I ran into a tough Gangsta,And he was like "Yo, muthafucka"WEEEEE!Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street,And it was like...WEEEEE! BLEEEEEEP!Yo! I saw this kid in a wheelchair,And he was going over the hill really fast,And he was like...WEEEEE!Yo! I was searching for seats here,And this guy he was like "I got popcorn"And I was like... OH MY GOD!WEEEEE!When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".But you ain't got drugs yet!You hold on for your life,Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...Gonads in strife (x3)Gonads in strife (x3)Gonads in strife (x3)Gonads in strife (x3)Gonads in the lightning...In the lightning... in the rain...WEEEEE!YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street,And he didn't get hit by a car,So it was like...WEEEEE!
>>517628194almost fucking 25 years old at this point
>>517618650Dive after him, and use you pickax to stop both of your from falling once you catch up to him. It'd work in the movies.
>>517627707That's rough.Why did they think he'd stop at the bottom of that first slope?
>>517618650If I'm not mistaken, what you're supposed to do as a Chinaman is:you slide all the way down to the edge, then right as your feet touch the brink, and the inertia brings you to your feet and you're about to lose your balance and fall, you have to grab onto something nearby like a wall and pull yourself up against it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticE-Eg7I8o
>>517618650If your chinese, watch and upload the video
>>517628336the old internet is rapidly disappearingand that fake gay "ai" llm shit fucks up everything about the early internet. it just lies and hallucinates.fuck the jews.
>>517619377>Bergschwänze
>>517618804Oh he knew.He calculated quickly
>>517628383Have you not seen all these chinese faces of death videos? Human life has no value to them they’ll see a guy get killed 6 inches away and just step around him and keep walking at the exact same speed. At least in america people run or someone stops to help or a nigger steals their phone, in china seeing a fellow bug get zapped elicits zero response.
>>517622820that webm speed really pissed me off. hopefully fixed.
>>517618650I honestly don’t think so. I watched it 3 times trying to figure out what I’d do in that situation. They’re honestly very little. By the time anyone realizes it’s too late, it’s far too late.
Well, at least now the other Chinese tourists comprehend mountains are dangrous.I bet they thought everything was safe because they paid a lot of money. That's how Chinese typically think.
>>517619377checked and kekd
>>517619748Same thing happens to me. It took me a whole season to build up the nerve to take my phone out of my pocket on a ski lift. I was mortified that I’d drop it. Same with my gloves. Even though I have steaks, I always feel like I’m about to drop my gloves. I have no problem riding the lift, even very steep parts. But something about holding onto things while up high brings about the strangest phobia. I thought I was the only one. I’m sorta scared of heights, but I climb roofs all the time.
>>517618650So I'm an "amateur" mountaineer as in I have summited 67 of the 74 14k+ mountains in the lower US 48 states, Denali (most involved one I've done), Aconcagua, Kilimanjaro, and many difficult 13k+ routes in Colorado, Utah, Nevada, and California. Kinda niche being on /pol/ but whatever.So normally you'd have a snow ax. It's not like the movies where you throw it down with one hand and it stops you. You have to righten yourself and embed it deep in the snow, then throw your opposite shoulder and weight into it. It's REALLY fucking stressful doing this when you don't stop right away, farthest I've gone is 40 feet but it feels like forever.It looks like he doesn't have an ax ready, so to self arrest without one you would go onto your side, dig your elbow into the snow, then lock your crampons below you. It doesn't have a high chance of success plus you run the risk of snapping your legs if the crampons catch anything hard.
>>517618006What a retard. Just kick your shoes into the snow ffs. Punch your fingers into it.
>>517619577That's not ice. You can tell by looking at the trail they're walking on.
>>517630601City people syndrome.I bet you the Tour guide was lik>oh right, I forgot to tell you mountains are dangerous, if you fall you die.Especially Chinese city people don't understand the world around them.
>>517618434It's funny because they are also generally dog shit at it. Like yes you nailed the technicals... But it's a picture of nothing
>>517618650dumbass chinks could have stomped into the snow and made foot prints to walk in instead of walking on top of the hard ice crust ice that has no friction at all
>>517618006"I'm goin' ta hell in a bucket baby,But at least I'm enjoyin' tha ride"
>>517618650>unclips>wasn't carrying axe>had no idea how to self-arrest>sliding off of the summit ridgenope
>>517618006They tried to take that first guy with them. This is why you don’t tolerate anyone on the team breaking safety protocol. Not only could they die, they could make you die too.
>>517619377top kek
>>517619498i can't shake the image now
>>517619986Depends on where it was made
You can tell they had the same emotion as watching a turd slide down the drain. Truly bugs
>>517630340Interesting!Thankfully I hate the cold and make it a point to never go anywhere that snow is possible.
>>517618006he almost took someone else out with him
>>517632998makes me wonder if was attempting to push that person and fucked up
>>517618307Top kek
>>517618650Yes you use your mountaineering axe to arrest yourself.
>>517618006His name was Oshi No Rope.His father (Sunot Stand Sogood) was truly befallen with grief.
>>517618307Or perhaps he’s wonder why someone would take a photo before falling off a cliff?
>>517618650He could of easily turned around and clawed is his up.
>>517629840risk = chance of it occurring * consequences if it happensthe chance of dropping your phone hasn't changed but the consequences are higher
>>517622820I mean he had a chance... right?
>>517618006this idiot had plenty of time to do one of several things to stop his fall. most likely he's never been in snow in his entire life. what a retarded way to die.lots of niggers itt who haven't seen snow or been on a mountain before, too.
>>517618006>chink dies>other chinks just kind of stand there and watch nonchalantly>"ohh noh. ok prease move arong"every single time
>>517618650Screamed at him any time he performed an unsafe act previously. Tell him that he is a threat to his own safety and that of others. Now he is a frozen icicle.
>>517618006Skill-level: Asian
>>517618650yes. dont unclip yourself & die like a fucking chink insect
>>517618434there's over a billion of themthey know their lives aren't worth shit
>>517630340hmmm either possibly snap your legs or snap your whole existence permanently hmmmm tough choice there
>>517632998the other person is roped still
>>517620105You bloody bemchod, valhalla is for aryans only.
>>517622882Those are also asians
>>517639985>I would cry out and weepfaggot
>>517619498They are one of the most dangerous apex predators in China, along with the escalator.
>>517619748I also get that but to a lesser extent. It’s why I use those selfy pop things even though I taped over the selfy camera. A few weeks ago I saw this guy drop his phone down a crack while hiking. Right near this spot so if you know where it is, free phone.
>>517639985and what would you have done there, niggerfaggot?
>>517618006Selfie stick status? Just Asian thingsNo sense of danger i guess?
>>517618650No, it was all of his own making. Don't unclip yourself from the safety line and keep a pair of ice axes so you can at least attempt to dig in if you start sliding off the edge.
>>517619377kek>>517620477lmao theres a fucking list on wikipedia>>517622820topkek>>517622882and? why the difference between a bug and another bug should matter?
I think I saw the article of this, the one who fell is a female tour guide who is going to take picture for her entourage.
>>517618434They got visa free entry to Russia last year and now there's always a fucking swarm of chinksets blocking foot traffic in busy metros because they're photographing the tapestries. They also do this shit in churches and temples with zero fucking regard for the ongoing services. They actually manage to be more disruptive than jeets at this point
Here's another interesting one.https://youtu.be/9KSd3IeDJdY?t=74Someone fell from Mount Fuji in Japan while livestreaming.
>>517621698
I think dying like this is even more humiliating than getting stabbed to death by some shitskin but being killed by a subhuman is still very high up there for me.
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