THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL ANONS THIS THING IS THE REAL DEAL TRUST ME>It is now all but confirmed that 3I/ATLAS is an alien mothership.https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
>>517620012Finally closure on the ayyy lmao thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu0xnjzI0to
>>517620012Heaven's gate
>>517620012>IT IS HAPPENING ALIEN MOTHERSHIP IS AMONG USI guarantee you, if it's Aliens, It will destroy Israel.
>>517620012cool keep me posted
>>517620012k, let me know when they start raptorring people
>>517620012are they coming to take her back home?
>>517620012Nothing ever happens
space is fake, nasa means to deceive. Only the firmament is real.
All the recovered artifacts and riggings in storage under Area 51, alien ships and recovered debris are all sucking power out of the electrical grid and re-assembling their bodies. We had to cut power to deck 16. Red Alert. Alien messages are up on main viewer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNe72Dc9yR0
>>517620012It's a giant kinetic weapon meant to reset life on Earth
"Scientist" not "Scientists". One dude says it. Nothing to think about
>>517620012I hope they bring me new organs...
>>517620012
>>517620012This jew is grifting the absolute fuck out of ayy believers
would be funny if it was indeed a ship, but it just kept going and completely ignored us
>>517620012>ALIEN MOTHERSHIP IS AMONG US>256x256 image pixels.OP is fag.
will I be able to get an ayyyy catgirl lmao gf?
Bait used to be believable
>>517620012At this point even if they're the aliens from V were probably better off than with globohomo. So whatever bring on the invasion.
>>517620414VOTE AYYYVOTE YAYVOTE LAYYYBRAYFOR YOUR 3035 AYYY LMAO CONSIDERATIONS
>>517620012Let's fucking go. I'm tired of this shit.
>>517620012amogus
>>517620096Nah, just means globohomo has big false flag and theater dreams. We’ll never get closure, because ayys are gays.
>>517620012post tits or GTFO of earthI'm tired of these /x/ threads here
>>517620680In 1977 it would have been at exactly the origin point that the famous "Wow!" signal came from too.
>>517620012I'm going to laugh when it just passes us by and is nothing.
>>517620628>Ship crash lands and we reverse engineer the tech just in time to fight off the aliens that followed 3I/Atlas to Earthhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=I4aQQBLokNo
>>517620012How fucked would we be?
>>517620878
>>517620012>BIGGER than we thought. Ho. Lee. Fuk. This is so bad, you guys. So bad. We are so effed.
>avi loebdroppedhe has taken a break from declaring everything is an alien to attempt to calculate the size of an ancient interstellar comet, the first of its kind observed, by measuring how much it is slowing down do to offgassing, and came to the conclusion that it weighs 33 billion tonsGuarantee his calculation will be significantly wrong for any number of reasons
COMMS. They are speaking in code about things happening here on Earth, not about actual physical objects deep in space.It's just coded comms. It's not literal. The groups and cults in power use "space news" to communicate broadly to their own (while most, including most of the 'conspiracy' crowd, take it literally and talk in circles about space alien nonsense). They rely on most people taking these ridiculous, outrageous, and nonsensical articles at face value, literally, and not seeing what those 'with the eyes to see' can. It's coded metaphorical spy-talk for wide-scale alerts, this is referring to something big happening behind the scenes. This group has modelled their cryptographic communication system on 'solar/space news'. Recall all the recent 'news' about "solar flares", "second mini-moons", "rings of Saturn", "asteroids", etc.? News headlines and articles placed by those in the government/intelligence/covert/cult/Masonic worlds. This is why there are always strange-sounding, unfitting, or seemingly irrelevant details/words/numbers shoehorned into comms articles. The specific words/phrases used are actually details for those 'in the know'.It's possibly "nuclear" powered, emitting it's "own light", the amount of "water" and "CO2" it has, and it hiding behind the "sun" are all perfect examples. These words are known to have different coded meanings to them than us, see the links below. Statements like it "doesn't make sense that this third object from interstellar space is 100x bigger than the previous two" don't make ANY sense for this exact reason; it's about something happening here on Earth. The details of it being "Manhattan-sized" and the changing size/diameter numbers also mean something.Read these links, learn how they talk in plain view:
>>517620012cool beans, let us know if the story develops
>>517621025https://narrativecode.substack.com/p/narrative-codehttps://thefellowshipoftheringbreakers.substack.com/p/nautilus-revealedhttps://thefellowshipoftheringbreakers.substack.com/p/mount-doom-is-eruptinghttps://sleepydude.substack.com/p/quick-comms-sunhttps://sleepydude.substack.com/p/navigating-the-solar-storms-commshttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2024/08/22/nuclear-decoded/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/science-comms-appear-to-be-fearmongeringhttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2024/07/26/asteroids/https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/what-are-commshttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/01/30/comms-list-short-placeholders/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/comms-dictionaryhttps://sleepydude.substack.com/p/dog-comms-exampleshttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2024/09/28/science-arts-asteroid-secrets/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/the-comms-pitchhttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/08/14/asteroids-and-cometshttps://sleepydude.substack.com/p/the-comms-dichotomy
>>517620976Time is running out
>>517620957plenty. but if we see it coming we're safe
>>517620414the world needs more upstanding politicians like you, sir
>>517620961The paradox of life is that nothing ever happens while simultaneously always being over.
>>517621064What message should (we) send it, /pol/?
>>517620296We've scanned your technology, it's absolutely adorable. Internal Combustion from tectonic plate pressed plant material? What the fuck is this mickey-mouse rat shit you have 1*10^91 kilowatt hours coming out of your solar mass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFbQnfrQo8s&t=132
>>517620012>This just in reporter deliberately milking irrelevant and misleading quotes from a scientist again. More on this story as it develops.
>>517620296>give maxwell a comfy place to possible escape from>give maxwell a platform to speak>Victims: That's the same manipulative voiceThis Eptstein List sign tapping is the comfiest bus ride I have ever been on as a homeless person.
>>517620012>ayy lmao mothershipAvi Loeb thinks it’s just a recon mission
>>517621185niggers tongue my anus
>>517621185tits or gtfo
>>517620680kek
>>517621064they're not extraterrestrials, they're from here originally just coming homesurvivors of Atlantis who left the planet
>>517620648Id bet that one guy didnt even actually say this. At least not in context. Journos do this all the time they'll ask leading questions to get scientists to say something like "sure its theoretically possible the rock is alien tech but I highly doubt it" then they'll run the quote of "science says giant asteroid the size of earth is alien tech and we are all doomed"
>>517621185don't openjews inside
>>517620012I can’t wait.
>>517620012holy SHIT IS THAT GETTER?
>>517620471ok plz explain
>>517620012Project blue beam
>>517620957we don't even have MAC guns, we'd be cooked af
>>517620012are there creatures on board with buttholes and pusy to pleasure me?
>>517621185Fuck off. We’re full.
>>517621025Tldr?
>>517621224From our perspective, Your understanding of quantum mechanics comes across to us as Quantities of "Earf, Wind and Fire". On the other hand you are onto something with artificial intelligence, that bullshit isn't going to go down like you want it, which brings us to why we've arrived to your planet even though we've been watching you for the last 50 thousand years.
For those who don't know avi loeb is a tranny who basically gets to say anything because anyone calling him mentally ill will get expelled
>>517620957Anyone could shit about 50 nukes, send them out way, paint them black and we'd know only when the explosions set off the nuclear winter
Aliens don't exist you guys are retardedAnyway is there a chance this comet hits us? I really need this
>>517621185With a broken stationary radio telescope?
>>517620012Two more weeks?
>>517621643Your memes are doing our heads in, for the record. You've caused our cortical gel packs to all lock up at 100% usage. The fuck is going on? Messing around with artificial intelligence is illegal according to the central galactic core. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyRHT4yOvms
>>517621314Ooumama was the recon probe
>>517620471Woman disappeared into thin air. It was in palm springs or palm desert CA. The full vid shows her husband looking for her in the vicinity and in the pool… nowhere. Police were called etc.
>>517621903obviously bullshit you can see it's a camera glitch
>>517621974Watch the full video. It’s everywhere.
>>517621314>Avi Loeb thinksdoubt
>>517620471>floating object in pool jumps from one spot to anotherFake af.
>>517621025>>517621061bump, figure any anon worth a shit is already aware of decodingsymbols, but incase any newfags just dismiss this as schizo spam, its not and sleepydude is another good one that tackles it, different eyes on the same subject.these were the high energy/effortpost type of anons that you don't see around here much anymore.
>>517621185
>>517620296exactlythey also did it when the relevations from Seymour Hersh about Nordstream came out
>>517620012>Monday alien panic to distract people from whatever bullshit is going on thread #345873498354547
>>517621845I just watched the first 12 episodes of that gay ass anime with my wife last night. The only good part was the dad teaching him how to make cake. I can't believe women like this garbage.
>>517620012>(((Avi Loeb)))
>>517621025do they not have cell phones?
>>517622403>women like whimsical meaningless garbageYes. Welcome to be here. As a fellow dude, wanna hang out and discuss philosophy? Or team up to build or destroy something or do anything except talk about other people?
>>517620854interesting I've heard of the signal but have never looked into it too much. I'll do some research.
Fellow Earthlings ayy lmao am I right lol. Anyway, we're scanning your computers and youtube. You are the strangest species we've ever found, hopefully these images and sounds will make you more comfortable. Just like when Europeans first came to America, We have viruses that would do all your heads in, so we have to do simulations and isolate cures before we have a physical fluid transfer and face to face. You'd be surprised how similar our bodies are, limbs for locomotion which are underground axylotyl in origin, gas exchange system for uptake of food and fuel, wings for pushing against gas to fly, fingered hands that can cup with pointy ends to dig, clench, scoop and hold, eyes for seeing, drums for hearing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuIoTKW-QiIYou have the most vivid dreams we've ever seen. Anyway, you know the game and we're gonna play it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFU6hxFfJac
>>517620012Avi Loeb = Lie Abov(e)
Do opposite of what the Levi says
>>517620012>>517620096Oh cool another cartoon!!
Fellow Earthlings we're having trouble telling the difference in your videos as to what is real and what is arbitrarily fabricated by piping noise into language models which are only isolating resonance between topics. Is this video fake or real? 99.9999% of your content is basically you just pulling and strobing on your sexual organs. How do you live like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSJW6GDPrag
>>517622085I couldn't find it do you have a link?
>>517620012Why are aliens so fucking slow? Just teleport here retards
>>517620012Space is fake and gay
>>517620648
Alliums we have music for you!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_R3c2TIV-E&list=OLAK5uy_k5BKg6aR7SkE69hOjKtbSTVMLYr-6AftU&index=2
>>517620012>muh dick COULD be 12 inches
>>517620680
>>517620012Gay niggas from outta space n sheeeeeiiiiittttt!
>>5176200120 point energy confirmed
>>517620012THE AYYYLAMOS ARE HURTLING TOWARD US AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm off /x/ ayy shit until there's a bigass mothership blowing us to kingdom come or imbuing us with dank tech.SPACE NOTHINGBURGER
Reminder, anon.
>>517621025Lol
>>517620012you mean bluebeam is happening. project bluebeam. sloppy job mossad project bluebeam is old news get new material.
>>517620414of course they would they are the fucking problem for literally everyone.
>>517623374>slowThey are building suspense because the simulation requires it
Trump called the aliens to come for a last-ditch distraction from the Epstein files
fakeand ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................gay
>>517621061Good post
>>517623258>99.9999% of your content is basically you just pulling and strobing on your sexual organsyeah, and?
>>517622451Loeb is the only one with the balls to call a spade a spade. Everyone else in NASA is pretending it's a space rock even though there's no evidence to think so.
>>517622314No one's distracted by this. Normies are the same simple minded retards as /pol/ who thinks nothing exists in space. Read the comments on any fb article or youtube video and it's the same low IQ ridicule.If you want a distraction you do something like murder Charlie Kirk.
>>517623424I just hit the bowl and now I got a plan for the next hour. Gonna get funked up.
>>517620580>>517622234based lyran posters
>>517620012What is aliens fled their dying planet and are coming here to resettle their population? What if we have deal with ayyy immigrants too now?
>>517620012>3I/ATLAS will not come closer than 1.8 AU (270 million km; 170 million mi) to Earth, so it poses no threat.
>>517624446They'd undoubtedly be better than negro, beaner, Indian and Muslim migrants.
>>517624446and wot if they behave like nigs...?
>>517620012Anyone have the screencap of anons dad's dream>fake rapture>get taken into alien ships full of reptilian>they eat everyone>few selected humans are sent tl repopulate>we are a farm world culled every 20k years
>>517621547i worry that im not vibrationally pure enough to get picked up by the ayyysplus i have brown eyes and rh positive blood
>>517624511What if they have 14" space cocks and our women want to fuck them?
>>517620680Or even funnier it shifts its course ever so slightly, like me when I see niggers so I cross the street.
Aliens coming to Earth would distract my parents from me neeting my life away :)
>>517620012>Journalism at its finest
>>517620012https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/comets/3i-atlas/OH GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?>NASA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT HAS NOW POINTED LITERALLY EVERY TELESCOPE, CAMERA, INSTRUMENT, ARRAY IT HAS AT 3I/ATLAS>NASA HAS STOPPED ALL MISSIONS AND POINTED EVERYTHING IT HAS AT 3I/ATLASWELL I WONDER WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT?"NASA assets that are now gathering observations of 3I/ATLAS include: Hubble, Webb, TESS, Swift, SPHEREx, Perseverance Mars rover, Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, Curiosity rover, Europa Clipper, Lucy, Psyche, Parker Solar Probe, PUNCH, and ESA/NASA’s SOHO and Juice."OH MY LANTA!
>>517620012If its alien.... its not going to be a good thing
>>517624757>3I ATLAS IS SO IMPORTANT THAT THEY EVEN POINTED THE FUCKING MARS ROVER AT IT TO TAKE PICTURES OF ITHOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>517620648Kind of like how every real major scientific breakthrough in human history was made by ONE FUCKING GUY, usually having to compete and fight with the rest of the establishment faggot NPC's to prove his discovery. Wow, that kind of sounds like today! That's so funny!
>>517624812There are a few things you can do to try and get on their good side1. Leave out a bowl of salt for them. They love salt.2. They like any music by Liam Gallagher so play Wonderwall on repeatOther than that Im not sure what else they like
>>517620012>claim comes from literally one Israeli Jew Harvard scientist who has made the same exact claim before and was wrong about itfell for it again - the result is that schizos will be distracted therefore that may well be their exact goal
>>517624932He was actually right about that one too you dirty Latvian
>>517620012I heard its 2 billion more indians
Friendly reminder the "Scientist" in question is a literal Jew grifter who not only makes shekels off ayylien grifting, but also previously hyped something else as aliens and it was a nothing burger. Also his claims gets spammed here on an hourly basis for some reason. Curioussss.. Think before you bump
>>517620515Came here to say this.
pls be female aliens im so goddamn lonely. that or nuke me idrc.
>>517624757>>517624833Cool.Yeah, this only happens once, it's going to leave our solar system as far as the trajectory indicates.
>>517620976Lol it's a turd. Should have known when a Jew told us about it this would be an elaborate rise to get people to look at turd.
>>517622234If they were smart they would nuke us from orbit.
>>517624932b-b-but what about the federation?
>>517620012About fucking time
>>517620012how has avi loeb not been committed to an institution
>>517620012>Christ is returning>NOOO THE GOYIM MUST NOT KNOW>QUICK. CALL IT AN AYYLIEN MOTHERSHIP, WE NEED MARKED GOYIM FORNOUR FATHER SATAN
3i/atlas is only a stone nothing more nothing is gonna happen like nothing is happening in gaza
>>517620012Good. I hope they annihilate this disgusting shitskin filled planet.
>>517620661Well, I have personal experiences that dictate they exist, so I don't give a fuck who says what behind the scenes. They are real. It's not about believing at this point
>>517621521Only good post here.I miss when people had brains here.
>>517620976>by shivali best for onlinemail“THE ALIENS THEY ARE COMING SAAR PLEASE LISTEN SAAR THEY WANT YOU TO BUY BLUE PILLS FROM OUR ONLINE PHARMACY SAAR”
"Nothing ever happens.""But what if --""It won't."
>>517625536arent there UFOs flying all over your military bases for the last week? this is not a matter to be joking about.
>>517620012sure thing goy
>>517625672no?Also it's not a laughing matter, it's extremely serious, deport blue beam stringpullers and traitors.
>>517621064>Avi loebfuck off
>>517620012Ok but do I have to go to work tomorrow?
>>517621185>>517621314another avi loeb articlefuck off shill
>Could be alien techIt could be hyper intelligent space kots here to rid the planet of Israel
Why is that when the MSM and government talks about aliens like this it makes it seem even more unbelievable?
>>517625632If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9...... then you're right
>>517620012Theres nothing I hate more than the alien bullshit they pull
>>517620012That's cool and all but how about the Epstein docs?
>>517620012Alright, pic on the left looks like tactics, now I know it's real and we're fucked lmao
>>517625802might have to do with the 70 or so years of organized gaslighting and psyops around the subject
>>517623291No anon just look its everywhere
>>517625785
>>517620012>Ayyy lmaos show up>See Jews and niggers >Destroy earthMany such cases.
>>517620012buy an ad (((avi)))
>>517621025You are 100% on to something. This has to do with CIA tripcode talking about an attack in NY after the muslim faggot gets selected for the mayoral position. They are going for their false flag this year before christmas
Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe."Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>Bye must go return morningeastern safe."Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archivehttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/
>>517625235It's not a turd. That's a rendering of ONE of two possible shapes the first interstellar comet had. I hate news headlines so much, bros. It makes people dumber.
>>517620012Fish did not build fishtanks and drive them on little wheels onto the beach. They evolved into land animals. The idea of spaceships as little air-bubbles to fly around the universe will soon be very quaint, like the 19th century drawings of steam powered trains flying to the moon.Humans will evolve to be space creatures, but very quickly. The human genome was sequenced only a decade ago, the compounding discoveries will change everything so all our concerns will be the farts in bed of the struggling infant. Humanity needs to hatch from this egg and go to the skies.
>>517620296Ga muh jeffie drumf AI slop
>>517622133It's the mirror of the ufo in the sky fast flying over the woman you retard.
>>517625907it's not on my search engine and it's not in this thread. if you give me a better search term I could find it and post here
I'm setting TIC TACS to 2. Be advised.It's a musical piece, you're not supposed to think critically, you're supposed to dance, to laugh, and to sing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCBBL8x4Rc
>>517626280>farting in the bed of a struggling infantI dutch ovened my ex girlfriend once, and I can assure you that it was the angriest I've ever seen another human being
Is there a chance that this is parts of Beetlejuice firing at us before the light comes?
>some dot in a telescope got slightly more green>this means the world will endI think we need ro defund NASA.
>>517620471there has to be a tyrone meme of this. i could see her now...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!!!!
>>517620012>"trust me"no, i do not trust shekel-sniffers
Not this shit again
>>517620012Fucking Ayyys they better not be faggots and get on the streets making a big party or something, so we can all share good times.
>>517624988Dirty is good because it's synonymous with sexy, ala Im a dirty sexy bastard sirBut you my friend are a jewish puppet
>>517620012It's illegal to link to kike webpages here, someone ban this guy.
>>517620012stop with this shit.It is wandering around on the other side of the sun. It'll be gone a few weeks. None of this will amount to shit.
>>517620012>AI generated image>Scientists>(((Avi Loeb)))Nah, I am not buying it, though I do hope it's true>>517620414Not even kidding, I trust aliens more than Jews. I hope ayys will eradicate these demons, unless they are the demons who created the Jews in the first place.
>>517626447I just found it in my asshole, it really is everywhere after all
>>517620471Fake n gay. I can't believe that people still fall for this bullshit.
>>517620012The ayys saw how horny your mom was and made a custom dildo just for her. They come in peace.
>>517620012The things the government does to hide The Files
>>517626447
>>517620012FYI, for those of you not already familiar with all this, Avi Loeb is the only guy pushing this alien narrative, and it shall to sell his book. Why so many people are running with his bullshit aliens narrative is proof of Jews working together to favor Jews and exclude the truth about events. The actual research results from the comet are super interesting, and we've never had the opportunity to look at interstellar objects as deeply as we can this one. But let's all ignore that, some Jew has to sell books
>>517620012>(((Avi))) (((Loeb)))
>>517620012>could be>scientist says>it could
>>517624757Holy fuck what's wrong with that website, it bricks my whole pc if i look at it.
>>517620012nice try bluebeam
>>517625744YES THERE ARE DIPSHIT ALL OVER NORWAY AND DENMARK
>>517620957jupiter ascending, elysium, district 9 was predictive programming timeline merger fuckedpretty happy
>>517625779the distraction works, these threads alwasy get top (You) yields Avi Loeb and his crew are putting in the effort, there is almost nobody left that does the same these days.stop being a bitter fag, make up your own spinoff psyop and shill them for lulz, it's fun
>>517620012Avi Loeb is literally insane
>>517624573Here m8
>>517620012Interdimensional whites vs canannite Satanists materialists(khazarian larpers and Interdimensional degenerates)CHRIST IS KINGWwg1wgaQ
>>517620680KEK, if would be even funnier than that if they sent a short message like "you guys are fags, peace" while leaving
>>517623599> Even space Jews hate the Israeli JewsUniversal pottery>>517624910Want me to switch it up for you? Would you prefer The Smiths on the drive? You can always join me on a trip you know. I don't bite.
It's a rock.
>>517624446then we kill them all and take their technologydont mess with humanity.
>>517620012how do we know it's a mothership?If anything I imagine it's a probe, like the ships we sent to the outer solar system
>>517628262Its not a fuckin rock you slant eye
>>517620012It's groundwork for the non radioactive mega bombs they plan to thin the world out with. The new age will of course unfold under the greatest accumulation of social control and behavioural engineering in known history. Man will be convinced forever that asteroids destroyed the planet and thinned humanity to half a million. But it'll be man made strategic strikes. Pretty cool right?
>>517628495>slant eyeRude. I expect your apology when it whips around the sun and back to outer space and nothing happens.
>>517620985>33no i think that number is probably exactly what it's supposed to be, Giancarlo
>>517621685One large enough rock would do it, even if we saw it.
>>517621185Fuck off space niggers we're full
>>517621314recon deez nuts lmaooo
Reminder /pol/ is team TicTac. All other space niggers can fuck off.
>>517628564we still havent forgotten about pearl harbor faggot
Reminder, don't get on the MF'ing ships.
>>517621061any yt videos on this stuff?
So when is this shit supposed to get here?
>>517620414the jews ARE aliens anon. their bloodline goes back to the Annunaki.
>>517620012>AVI LOEB ANNOUNCES:>FUCKING ALIENSAbsolute clown.
>>517620012It's not heading anywhere near us. Fuck off, loebshit, not even /x/ wants you.
>>517620680kek big hologram of a middle finger as they fly by
>>517622302Disregard this, extraterrestrials. Kill this glowbigger first. Make sure you kill every human on this planet over the age of 60.
>>517625744how do you not know this?
>>517620012What if it's an alien probe carrying an alien nuke?
>>517628690If it ain't the tictac niggers then I know shit's either fake or they're fags I can chase off with my peashooter
>>517624511But not chinks eh, Chang? lol this place is so predictable
>>517621574they're going to drop a comet (nuke) on new york and blame aliens (iran)
>>517621161
>>517621185We are not afraid of you. Use your strongest weapon on Tel Aviv and see how it will remain intact.
>>517621974no actually ...i went this rabbit hole and ...from auras that basically kidnap babiesto the Chinese presenting invisibility clock technology at a scientific briefingthe invisibility camouflage technology has been desired for the longest time by military bodies and simply NSA people who want to stare at female bathroom titsi am inclined to believe, somewhere out there made it work, especially in this day and age
>>517620012it would be great if we just permanently silenced every bluebeans nigger who claimed this was ayyliums when it turns out not to be
>>517620352You are going to be recycled! I warned you.
>>517621025I have been saying this for a while but with wild and crazy news reports that are nonsensical.This nigger is based and redpilled.
>>517628863Its passing by mars now, going behind the sun in a few weeks. itll come back out around early to mid november, and then well see if it made its maneuver towards earth
>>517620957aliens would end us before even coming here.if you see ships like that they are either nice or you’re about to be enslaved.
>>517626512right?
>>517620012Who saw that ship that flew across the sky in California and Arizona that formed a large misty aura around it, and then left a cloud trail. They masked it as some Spacex falcon x launch.
>>517621574Jews are jewing the world again
>>517630350It's the magic nimbus cloud that Goku uses.
>>517620012An actual ship wouldn't bother making itself known to us. If they can travel through space they are advanced beyond our comprehension. More likely it is some sort of payload meant to trigger the sun and wipe earth clean.
>>517620854You mean the one with two possible directions because of equipment limitations?
I hope they're hostile
>>517625504I'm not saying ayys aren't real (I don't fucking know), just that this particular asshole is bullshitting people about a space rock
>>517630486Asian "gods" also rode on those clouds. My brain is on so fucking fire and my penis has never been more erect.
Aliens are on that ship but what is significant are the earth men that are coming home with their loved ones to build a new world. October 24 is the day of reckoning.
>>517622234Why does this make me want a platonic relationship with a telepathic Lyran gf?
>>517630833IT'S TIME TO PANIC AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. But not really.
>falling for it>again>and agaid>ad infinitykeep believing what you want, im sure someone you actively hate would be just the one who feeds you what you love to gobble.
>>517620012I cant wait til this is the fakest and gayest thing that ever happened. its going to be mindblowingly judaic and all but the biggest retards will see right through it.
>>517628847Sad because he ate both those kids after the photo-shoot and harvested their adrenochrome
>>517621224crude oil is abiotic you moron
I don't give a shit anymore. Highly evolved benevolent ayys need to either nuke us or enslave us for our own good if God doesn't step in SOON.
i want to be the first one to have sex with one of them.
>>517631782Hopefully ayys will weed out degenerate furfags and scalies so patricians can have meaningful, constructive platonic relations with them in peace.>/pol/: noooooo, racemixing is bad!!!!!!!>also /pol/: sexo with ayys
>>517621185>What message should (we) send it, /pol/?OP is a faggot and is no longer satisfied by just sucking dicks
>>517627723thats spooky as shit lol
>>517620012>could be alien techyeah and OP could be straight kek
>>517627723I want to read novel version of this
>>517620471Looks like the gayniggers from outer space are saving that man from a life of misery thanks to females.
>>517627723insanely unbelievable. They are coming to have sex with me and that's final.
>>517620012Look unless the aliens plan on turning me into a pile of ash, I don't really give a fuck.
>>517629812There was a remote viewer from /x/ who said it turns toward earth after it goes behind the sun
>>517633318>"remote viewer says"I'm a remote viewer too, i saw you mom sucking a jewish, microscopic dick
>>517620012>the aliens are here to tell us climate change is real and we are destroying the planet!UFOs are real but glowniggers use it for their own purposes
>>517620012While Avi Loeb probably is just a huckster shyster trying to sell books to idiots... He has SINGLE HANDEDLY made mundane space shit EXCITING for normies. Is this comet an alien mothership? I fucking doubt it. But I think it's fun to have an open mind. I bet Loeb has made more normies at the bar talk about space shit than any other human being in the last decade. I think it's a good thing.
>>517633318attacking from the sun is classic in air combat
>>517633534>I'm a remote viewer too, i saw you mom sucking a jewish, microscopic dickI would believe you more than I believe the Avi Loeb spamming fucktards
>>517621185nuke israel
>>517627723dumbfuck retarded, they could just 3d print their own humans and do their thing without waiting 12000 years. fucking hollywood mkultra bullshit
Fifty billion miles away instead of fifty billion two hundred miles away. Heckin aliens sciencerinos
>>517634393cool it with that shit nobody needs to be nuking anybody
>>517633595Finally, you're starting to get it. There will be more like him. He's just preceding everyone's mind for project bluebeam
>>517633595>I think it's a good thing.Its not. Normies ruin everything. Now you cant even find any real info on what is a genuinely interesting comet because of that kike and his ayy shit. I mean look at the OP. The comet isn't coming anywhere close to earth but would know that from the headlines?
>>517635034you are a gaylord
>>517635034Nowhere now stop spamming every single thread with your old cope. You lost.
>>517629812Interesting.
>>517635200its aliens niggers thats what they arent telling us
>>517620012If it is not remnants of Third Reich in space, I do not give a fuck, these alium niggers could fuck off.
>>517635306but really we're the niggers
>>517635102>>517635123but on a serious note. we do really need the epstein list.
DONT GET IN THE SHIPS
>>517621574Space force needs more money
>>517620012lol, they did say do not get on the ships.This is their culling of the fields. If you go, you’re dead.
>>517621185ayy lmao
>>517635398what's the alternative? slave away for nothing?
>>517635398The real ship has been inside you all along.
It's never aliens. Unfortunately.
>>517635743ICE will handle it.
>>517635398The ayylmaos look like Pepe, frogposters like you will rush to the boarding ramp.
>>517635200Why do you twitter niggers always cut off the date?
>>517620680It's entirely possible that we are so unremarkable that extraterrestrial life simply does not care, similar to taking a stroll in the park and ignoring the microbial life along the footpath.
They want to speak to the new management.
>>517636365Tel Aviv is that way, spaceniggers ->
>>517626919>The actual research results from the comet are super interesting
>>517620012GREYNIGGERS GO LIVE ON THE MOON
>>517620976The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
>>517624833>>3I ATLAS IS SO IMPORTANT THAT THEY EVEN POINTED THE FUCKING MARS ROVER AT IT TO ***DIVERT THE ATTENTION FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES***Ftfy
>>517635034Kek
>>517635200Imagine if aliens attack America and Drumpf is in chargeFucking lmao
>>517635398Yolo
>>517620506They're gonna Michael down their Vincents
>>517621185That's already been decided.
>>517621064oh no
>>517621185no solicitors
>>517624446
>>517628690tictacs are neptunians/dagon/blueskinshelmet/disk are plutonian/hadeans/grayslight orbs are zeusiens/reptilians/greenskinsyou niggers dont even know what reality is, always stuck in this 1 dimensional plane
>>517630833>my penis has never been more erect.that's rigor mortis, anon, you died and never noticed
>>517620012Could one of them be my waifu?
>>517631001trust me, you dont want lyrian gf, they are cunts.>inb4 reptile claws typed this
>>517635123
>>517635623>>517635398i plan on hijacking one of the ships and settling in antarctica or in the pacific ocean.click like if you agree and subscribe if you are doing the same, ring that notification bell if you intend to slaughter the alien invaders in their ships.
>>517638253only if youre ok with your wifu having a penis bigger than yours
>>517638408Let me contemplate it
>>517638862stahp
