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https://youtu.be/_gtJZ-iYqUA
SEE THE VIDEO HERE you can tell that Brandon is innocent from the arrest footage. He has been going through a lot and has a ton of legal bills now. All brandon did as you see on the video was use the bathroom at Starbucks. But because the cops don't want to look racist, they arrest him. The cops know that whites won't complain, and for arresting innocent brandon they can put him in a file and whenever a blacknpers9n acts up at Starbucks they can point to brandon and say "see - we treated him worse and it was OK then!" Watch the video for yourself https://youtu.be/_gtJZ-iYqUA


>JOLIET, IL — It's rare for Joliet police officers to enter one of the many Starbucks Coffee shops throughout the city to make an arrest, but that happened last week and officers took 30-year-old Aurora resident Brandon Reed into custody.

>As seen on September 12, 2025, at 4:24 p.m., Joliet police went to the Starbucks at 1536 Route 59 for an unwanted person.

>Officers learned that a man later identified as Reed, had come into the store and remained in the Starbucks bathroom for approximately 45 minutes. Reed then refused to leave when asked by store employees. Reed ignored numerous commands from Joliet police to leave the establishment, and he initially refused to provide his name.

>Reed was escorted out of the store and was placed into custody, where he remains imprisoned with numerous pending charges.
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>>517625354
Shit or get off the pot, buddy. What are you expecting us to do about this? I'm sorry you have mental problems.
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>>517625507
Brandon Reed was arrested by corrupt police, all for taking a crap in a bathroom. These cops are taking our rights day by day. What happens when you have to take a dump now? Do they want to bring india style crapping to America? Do they just want to arrest us whites?
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>>517625354
but he didn't do anything
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i hate cops and the shrieking wagie is a bitch ass faggot that probably hates white people
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>>517625354
>refused to leave when asked
That's the crime, retard
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>>517626188
those police being employed after this is the crime
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>>517625872
You don't need 45 minutes to take a shit. He was probably doing drugs. Plus he refused to leave. He doesn't have the right to be on the property if the owners don't want him.
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>>517626308
hes mentally retarded dumb shit
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>>517626308
We don't really know how long it took him to crap and what if he sat down on the toilet, crapped, and then when he was done another crap log came out and he had to start the whole thing again? And he had done nothing wrong and just wanted to be a Starbucks patron.
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>depends on what the judge tells you, he may tell you cant go to starbucks at all
lmfao, joke people, joke country
it's amazing that people take this system so serious
when its nothing more than a clown show to employ
fat parasites
retarded monkeys humans are not intelligent or moral
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>>517626373
Yeah we know what do you think he meant when he said he does drugs
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>>517626373
Fuck you and fuck that perma shitting nut job. Business has every right to tell you to fuck off. Not that you’d have any idea how off putting is having a mental case in a nice coffee shop. Go to a nigger coffee shop if you want to deal with mentally ill niggers
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>>517626542
>gobbledegook comment
its funny that you are employed and the dude in the video is in jail
or being harrassed at starbucks with exactly one customer in the store
power tripping faggots
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>>517626638
no jackass, you dont criminalize people like that
you are insane if you defend video related and the fat power tripping blobs in it
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>>517626542
Random wasn't on drugs. The police found no drugs or paraphernalia on him. He wasn't reported as being on drugs and in the video you can see he is calm and sober. He just wanted to be a patron after taking a dump, and then the Starbucks staff calls the cops and has him put in prison for taking too long in the bathroom.
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>>517626373
Retards still have to obey the law retard.
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>>517625354
Did he actually get arrested by Dr. Eggman for taking a shit in the Starbucks bathroom?
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>>517626738
>the law
oh you mean karen sicking fat cops on retards?
oh nice society you have there faggot
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>>517626308
>sitting on your phone shitting is a crime
You pajeets need to get out of my country. You are already persecuting people for using the loo instead of shitting in the street. Next time I go to a starbucks I am shitting in the corner.
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>>517626778
>I dont like the law so it's not real
Back to plebbit you go.
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>>517625354
>Reed then refused to leave when asked by store employees
that's where he fucked up.
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>>517626308
He was probably having a good wank and then he stripped off to shower with a cup and the sink and was busy cleaning up afterward
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>>517625354
>innocent
Autistic tranny retard, claims "[he] hasn't done anything" repeatedly.
Right...
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>>517626373
Yeah he seemed like he was on drugs or maybe just not all there. This is one of the great consequences of having niggers and browns. It erodes society, makes people incredibly weary and cynical because they are so tired of dealing with their bullshit, then when some innocent kid with actual special needs might legitimately need some compassion and understanding he gets smacked around by the police. He probably wasn't malicious in any way.

I blame niggers and the whole "he a good boi he dindu nuffin", "we need comoonuhtee cownsiluhs and reparashuns dey not understandin or reespeckin us" crowd. Niggers don't need compassion or understanding they will repeat this line to commit the maximum number of crimes and evade justice the maximum number of times continually because they are niggers and cannot ever be reformed. They aren't fully human and cannot understand how their action affect others nor would they care if they could.
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>>517626308
I normally defend police, but I regularly take more than 45 minutes to use the bathroom. There is 0 chance this person did anything wrong at all.
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>>517625872
LMFAO.
Get out of here libturd.
You're in the wrong part of the internet.
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>>517627051
Everyone has taken 45 minute shits multiple times in their life and anyone saying otherwise is a liar.

He didn't even have drugs on him or anything. All he did was take a shit. His name was Brandon Reed.
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>>517627027
>smacked around by the police
Where?
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>>517625354
>man
>arrested
>for using public facility
>”what would cause the-“
>45 minutes
>in someone else’s bathroom


honestly great bait OP I was ready to read some bullshit and boy did I
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>>517627258
>Everyone has taken 45 minute shits
I fell asleep on the shitter, but I've never shat for 45 minutes.
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the cops could have politely asked him to leave
the dude literally didn't do anything
and 45 minutes is probably an exaggeration
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>>517627309
I mean they accost him, arrest him, remove him by force, grab his pants and search his pockets. They didn't beat him or anything but none of that was necessary.

Not having and ID is not a crime. They could just be like:
>Hey this kids actually a fucking retard
and handle it in a fatherly and humane fashion.
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>>517627051
What?
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>>517627051
>45 minute shit

yeah at home - you take care of what little you need to in public and save the troublemakers for home or the woods

the world revolves around people holding their shit in all day, a 45 minute bathroom wait for everyone else in the building is crazy
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>>517625872
it doesn't take 45 minutes to shit and even if it did they asked him to leave after that point and he refused. dude was rightfully arrested for being tresspassed from a private business and making the choice not to vacate and thus face arrest.
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>>517627442
>>517627469
He repeatedly refused to leave when instructed to do so. Not once or twice. Like 10 times in a row.
At that stage they absolutely can and should arrest him.
>But AUTISM!
The job of the police is not to care for retards. It's clear their treatment of him was under consideration of his mental issue.
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>>517625872
He was arrested for staying after being asked to leave a private location. Do you want to defund the police or something?
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>>517627580
no i want to live in a society that isn't filled with vindictive cunts
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>>517627575
he was not a threat, im sure if the staff actually saw him and treated him like a human
the situation would have been completely different
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>>517626308
maybe he was constipated. 45 minutes is an average shit for me, im dead serious. I do not use drugs or drink alcohol. I smoke cigarettes. I also shitpost and watch tik tok.
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>>517625354
Guy's a fucking retard. They should have taken him to the Home for the Feeble Minded.
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>>517627575
Well he was potentially fucking RETARDED anon.

Understanding your actions is part of culpability and although we aren't there yet maybe the officer should have realized that and acted differently. The guy obviously isn't a threat and the Starbucks staff sound like a bunch of cocksucking cunts.
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>>517627414
>>517627258
I got food poisoning in a regrettable city visit to a diner that must had server improperly prepped food and had to hold up at a Starbucks bathroom shitting and nearly puking my internals out and was there for a long time. Sometimes you don't choose anything but the closest shitter in access for those once in a life moments of being effected by visiting the big shitty
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>>517627331
Based Gamera. I never saw the one where he fights the jews
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>>517627414
You're telling me that you've never shat for 10 minutes straight, then wipe, realize that the toilet paper is soaked in brown stuff, then you flush it, wipe again, wait until the resevior refills which takes at least 5 minutes, then wipe again, realize your butt is still covered in feces and fluids, flush it, so on and so on for roughly half an hour, until finally your butt is rubbed so raw you have to switch to watered down toilet paper or butt wipes, and then you do that for over 30 more minutes until finally your butt is no longer putting strangely colored liquids and small amounts of blood onto your toilet paper? Then if it's a public restroom you have to both put up a layer of multiple pieces of toilet paper covering carefully arranged to sit only on the toilet seat and not fall in, or else you'll definitely get worms, and then after doing your last wiping flush you have to shove down your makeshift toilet paper seat?
If you tell me that's never happened to you in your entire life, I won't believe you.
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>>517627663
>>517627753
Too bad. Business doesn't want you on their property? You're trespassing.
>But look at these excuses
You and he can come up with all the excuses you want. Doesn't justify his presence there in any way.
The fact is that retard is probably homeless or kicked out of home, and sits there all day for WiFi.
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>>517627506
What kind of society chastises it's most vulnerable and marginalized members for hygienically and conscientiously taking a shit.

Sounds like a comedy but this is where we are now. So what does he do? Shit in a bush? Illegal and humiliating. Shit his pants? Probably not illegal, but humiliating. It's not like we have a repeat nigger offender smoking crack and smearing feces on the walls here. No reports of that so far.
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>>517627906
>The fact is that retard is probably homeless or kicked out of home, and sits there all day for WiFi.
And there are NO HOMES for people in his situation specifically because of Democrat policies. I've literally spoken to multiple persons in Democrat areas on here who are homeless.
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>>517625354
SAAAR, now you see Indian supremacy, better take a dump on the streets!
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>>517627896
I bet you have German ancestry. Germans are renowned for having hairy butts and haunches.
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>>517627612
Well there's no such place.
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>>517627906
What if he was just a young murrican taking a shit in a Starbucks establishment in his own country.

Aside the point, if he's fucking retarded society should at least be compassionate and understanding, especially if he really hasn't done anything wrong IE malicious. Nobody cares about your fucking gay WIFI that doesn't cost anything anyways.
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>>517628031
Does french ancestry count?
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>>517625354
That's what you get for giving your money to slopbux
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>>517625354
>I haven't done anything x20
Looks like an addict or a zoomer with a fried brain.
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>>517627506
Food poisoning from a fucked up cafe hits you before you can get home you can do elsewise and get arrested for shitting like a street pajeet but if you have to visit a horrible trashy city and have food poisoning, waiting for a subway is a no go and going to jail for street shitting as a white will not go well either.
So you have a hallucinatory, world changing food poisoning protocol expulsion in one of the few accessible bathrooms you can charge the door down into. Anc live to plot to take down the chef if that cafe near central park that had served an unlawful chicken sandwich.
This is based on a true story.
It happened to me. It could happen to any of you, too, so next time heed your words wisely
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>>517627753
you’re acting like they shot and killed this man when he sperged out in a business and refused to leave until the police showed up

my guy I have straight up been thrown out of 3 bars in my life, arrested once - you take your lumps, hire a cheap lawyer, and move on with your shit

nobody’s got the time anymore for anyone’s shit nigger, they’re too busy trying to avoid becoming this kid
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>>517627846
Yeah shit literally happens sometimes, and if there wasn't a line for the stall and he wasn't hurting anyone they had no reason to put him out. This is just the inevitable anarcho-tyranny the jew inflicts on us. Niggers run free for murder while we get arrested for having a bad day and taking a long time to shit in what was probably a mostly empty café bathroom. Fuck niggers,fuck jews, fuck pigs. Defund the police so whites are forced to defend ourselves. It's our only hope at this point.
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>>517628156
When did he sperg? Anon this guy could have been retarded, you're missing the point entirely here.
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>>517628111
No.
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>>517628265
Starbucks is not in the business of babysitting retards for free.
>>517627954
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>>517627906
Kys you kangaroo fucking, fuel pump drinking aboriginee weirdo fuck
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>>517628265
>but I didn’t have breakfast this morning

why am I even posting here fuck this retard lmao
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>>517628182
>we
Dude probably did way more than use their toilet. Was probably sitting there all day the past few days, using WiFi.
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>>517625354
Reed made that bathroom his own sneed & feed
(Formerly Starbucks)
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>>517628370
I'm too busy about to make myself a coffee.
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>>517625354
ah yes, the ol' i dindu excuse. usually reserved for the american negro, the dindu excuse is deployed when the suspect is approached and given a lawful order and instead of complying or giving a legitimate reason for not complying, the suspect begins yelling "i dindu, i dindu" in the belief that he "dindu nuffin".
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>>517628342
Satan is in the business of babysitting your decrepit minded unsavory ass in the pits of damnation for living such a surly and downward lowlife that lacks the proper etiquette to even advance one's own self from suckling and guzzling the fuel out of every local gastation pump you come near about you warped-minded and gangly brained hazard to a functional and livable world.
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>>517628432
Oh noes not the wifi. None of those barista cunts get paid enough to give a shit if people just sit in there to use the wifi. Niggers and homeless do that shit all the time. But why are autistic white guys the only ones getting arrested for it?
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>>517628400
>Hello, 911?
>We have a guy shitting in our bathroom for too long
>Is he doing drugs or anything illegal?
>No
>Is he smearing feces on the wall?
>No
>Did he enter by force?
>No we let him in
>We'll send armed responders right away
WE WILL CALL THE POLICE ON ANYONE SHITTING FOR TOO LONG
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This isn't even a real thread. It's just a youtube link. There's nothing to discuss.
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>>517628739
They asked him to leave 10 times.

Are you Jewish? This is peak settler-speak.

>”oy vey if I wasn’t shitting here someone else would be”
>”please leave” x 10
>call cops
>”oy vey it’s anuddah shoa”
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>>517628549
You enjoy your ripe splendid coffee in hade and have a gusset shit where only a starbucks is the nearest available lavoratory and then the law office hound dogs of hell will crack the baton of justice over your langley Oz skull for defecating against the etiquette of a fat nigger and then you enjoy that coffee of liquid repercussion i hope it burns your foul tongue
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>>517625354
The guy has really autism
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>>517628696 because
Nobody puts a picket sign up for the White man
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>>517628937
m8 you’re crashing out in a thread about a retard shitting
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>The land of the free
Can't even shit in Starbucks lol
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>>517626999
He lacks the mental capacity to understand he is not allowed to loiter/minor tresspass.

Loitering/minor tresspass... And, reddit here is all a tough guy about it. Jesus, yall are faggots.
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>>517625354
he looks like m00t
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>>517625354
Being retarded makes for constipation.
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>>517625354
No one cares.
We are sick of crazies.
This man seems mentally off; he belongs in an institution, far away from healthy, civilized humans. Crazies don't belong in the real world.
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>>517626475
45 minutes?! Meanwhile some poor old man shit his pants because coomer Reed couldn’t just take care of his needs in the shower like a normal person
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>>517628916
>Some retard responsibly shitting in the Starbucks bathroom is the equivalent of Israeli settler colonialism
Kek. They said he did it before, but they let him in anyways. That kind of tells me he wasn't up no good and he had nothing illegal on him. He was clearly retarded or something.

The other thing nobody mentions is taht this highly unfortunate and embarrassing moment for him is basically immortalized on youtube for some scum sucking retard to make ad revenue off. It's all fucked, why is this considered free entertainment jews can make money off of? Pretty dehumanizing DESU.
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>>517628696
The arrest was at the request of the Starbucks. Watch and you'll find he was arrested at multiple different Starbucks and other locations for the same thing. So it depends on where he goes. Maybe in some areas it is tolerated. But excessive tolerance leads to abominations like shitting in the street.
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>>517625354
>zombie phone user

I am with the cops on this one. Fuck zoomers and their phone worship. What the fuck was so important on his phone? What the fuck was he doing? Is that what zooms do? Give themselves future arthritis...for what?
Phone sucks almost as bad as they do.

Fuck him. More Zoomers should rot in jail for being disrespectful ugly punks. Good job, job.
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>>517628937
Welcome to America.
Boomers are the best generation in history.
Did bless AC/DC and led Zeppelin.
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>>517629058
LMAO.
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*good job, cops
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it doesn't take 45 minutes to lay a cable, faggots. you can't just lock yourself into the stall and keep out everyone else who needs to shit. guy was probably scrolling through porn on his phone looking for something to spank to
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>>517629343
Exactly. If he bought a laptop I'd give him some slack.
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>>517629343
You're saying he should rot in jail because he stares at his distraction rectangle just like literally everyone else does?
I'm sorry but is anybody aware that actual crimes exist?
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>>517625354
>45 minutes
>refusing to leave

That's just not normal and quite rude. Initially I was on this guys side but thats a bit much. He's clearly retarded/mentally ill and I dont think he deserves major criminal charges but he definitely needs a psyche evaluation.
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>>517626727
Yeah, 45 minutes is too long. He tied up one of the only two, and possibly the only, public bathroom in the place for nearly a damn hour. You do realize motorists specifically go to Starbucks to use the toilet because it’s known they have clean readily available bathrooms and sometimes are the only public toilet available for miles. I hope you don’t find yourself with runny diarrhea some day, walking briskly to your salvation, a clean Starbucks bathroom, only to find Brandon Reed in there doing god knows what until you fill your socks. Then he’ll casually walk out and say “oh, we’re you waiting? My bad”
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>>517629720
>Then he’ll casually walk out and say “I didn't do anything”
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>>517629720
>hope you don’t find yourself with runny diarrhea some day

Keep paper shop bags in your car
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Let’s hope he doesn’t do this at Chipotle
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>>517627442
Yeah, and maybe they should’ve given him a BJ and a pat on the head too, libturd.
Point blank: the cop should have just demolished his testicles. Right there, on the spot. No trial. No jury. Then banned him from ever owning a gun, on domestic terror charges. And then thrown that nigger’s ass in jail so he could get raped repeatedly.
ONLY liberals would disagree. I think cops precisely need even MORE power, and need to be even MORE aggressive towards civilians, to prevent the left from taking over and destroying Western civilization.
#CopLivesMatter
#ThinBlueLine
#testicledemolition
#absolutelycrushednuts
#crushhisnuts
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>>517625354
Shoo, autist, shoo. You're scaring the actual paying costumers
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>>517629662
No, I'm saying that private property laws don't suddenly cease to exist because some whore had kids too late and produced that fuckwit who now bothers people to the point of being kicked out by cops. I feel bad for the guy because he seems a bit slow, but not slow enough to where he can't be removed from where he is unwanted.

>>517629490
lol at least a laptop can do *something*, but a phone does nothing but irritate people.
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>>517630208
I can't imagine working a customer service job and having to deal with retards day-in-day-out. Literal hell.
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>>517630155
Now I'm just imagining a sundae with crushed peanuts sprinkled on. And a thin drizzle of blueberry syrup.
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>>517630245
>Small glowing rectangle bad
>Big glowing rectangle good
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>>517630319
my brother worked at Dietrich, a coffee hut in Houston. some hobo walked in and just pinched one off on the fucking floor. the team on duty had to shoo off the bum and clean up his steaming turd.
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>>517630536
The coffee was good, thank you.
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>>517630321
Personally and honestly, from my knowledge of cop work, and from my poltical ideals for America, I think the cop would have been best served coming in with a friendly demeanor at first, doing the “good cop” routine at first.
>Hey buddy, you good? They called me here to talk to you, why don’t you come on out and have a seat and we’ll just talk a little and get your side of the story.
Causing the perp to let his guard down and come out towards the cop. At that moment, WAPOW! Cop brings out the baton and ruptures his left nut. Of course, whether his right nut survives after that is all up to how well he complies.
#cops_injuring_American_civilians_testicles
None of this BLM or defund the police crap. In fact, I think our cops need even more training from IDF and Israeli police coming over to give seminars and lessons to American cops on how to subdue an enemy populace. I got nothing to hide and nothing to fear, because I’m not a criminal.
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>>517625354
he sounds autistic as fuck
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>>517630920
I think the police are severely underappreciated, but if you wouldn't mind, I'd prefer my autistic virgin nuts to be in-tact, thank you. The jews already have my foreskin, I think we can do just fine without their "training".
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>>517631100
/pol/ will change you much more than you will ever be able to change /pol/.
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>>517625354
No one needs 45 min in a bathroom. It’s not yours anyway. Stop being a bitch.
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>>517631482
Everyone has laid a turd only to find out that another is on the way.
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>>517632596
Shut up
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>>517632596
>kid

He's 30.
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>>517632669
Ok I’ll shut up
>>517632847
He looked like he’s 12.
Anyway, like I said: they should’ve demolished his testicles.
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>>517632903
Shut up.
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>>517627580
Defund nigger? They need to hang. Cops serve capital not the community.
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>>517625354
>spends 45 minutes in the bathroom
>its revealed he did the same thing last week, locking himself in the bathroom
>he has 13 WARRANTS for the doing the same kind of shit in other business and locations
He's a nuisance. He should be in a mental hospital, not out walking the streets. Imagine you desperately have to take a shit and this retard has locked himself in a businesses bathroom. Not once, not twice, he's don't it on at least 13 other occasions to the point where he has warrants for it. There is a point where you say enough is enough retard, get your shit together or we lock you away in a looney bin
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>>517625354
Why do white people spend so much time shitting?
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>>517634264
Starbucks coffee makes you have to dump but the croissants and sandwiches they serve there make the customers constipated. The employees should have been more understanding
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>>517627027

Its not societies task to provide ENDLESS compassion to retards. 45 minutes in a public bathroom. The business owner will always assume you are doing something dodgy or are having a medical episode. I got so tired of you faggots who tell society at large, "but he a good boy, he just getting his life in order!". I don't care. If you do bizarre, aberrant behaviour, there are consequences. If this dipshit could not be trusted to not like like some toilet obsesses, constipated weirdo, then he should not be allowed in society.
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>>517627575

I am so fucking sick of hearing that being used as an excuse for any and all retarded behaviour.
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Two niggers did this and it was a huge national story. Starbucks made every employee in the country go into racism training and changed their national policy. Then it turned out to be an obvious fucking disaster so they reversed it and got this white guy arrested lol
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>>517627669

At a private business? In a western country and you are unable to go to a pharmacy to resolve constipation? Oh you are Canadian, thus a dipshit.
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>>517627896

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do burgers have such problems with shiting?
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>>517626373
>hes mentally retarded
He should have been killed then. All retards need to be euthanized as soon as detected.
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>>517625872
all he had to do was leave when they asked him

i'm not understanding why you're posting this, if a company trespasses you, you have to leave their property. extremely simple.
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>>517626297
>>517626043
if you are too retarded to use a bathroom properly you belong locked in the sanitarium with the troons and other democrats, but not in the oven with the kikes
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>>517625354
Dude seems autistic as fuck and is determined to prove every Starbucks wrong for refusing him service.
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>>517625354
>13 active warrants
>banned from multiple Starbucks locations
>...insists on going to another Starbucks after the officers told him the judge will court order his ass from entering any Starbucks branch
I feel less retarded all of a sudden.
>>517636009
MAID for SPEDs?
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>>517636134
but he didn't do anything
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>>517636947
>MAID for SPEDs
Yes.
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>>517625872
>Brandon Reed was arrested by corrupt police, all for taking a crap in a bathroom
This wasn't even the first time he locked himself in the bathroom, keeping paying customers from using it. It happened a week earlier before the video.
He was a non paying customer, he just goes there to steal wifi, charge his phone and maybe do drugs in the bathroom. He was banned from the store and management called the cops to remove him. Vagrancy and trespassing. The cops gave him multiple chances to leave without beaing arrested and he just ignored them and kept playing on his phone.

>but he had heavy dosing of Tylenol as a fetus!
oh no, the poor autist! But he still has to get the fuck out when banned from a store.
>non- verbal autist didnt understand and couldnt communicaqte
He speaks like 30 times in the video, msotly saying "but I haven't done anything or "relax!" and at least one "dont fucking touch me". That isnt a non-verbal autist, just junkie filth.

He also has 13 active warrants which is why he refused to give his name or comply.
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>>517627896
you need to get a fucking bidet, or just take a shower after you shit
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>>517626373
yeah i don't like him either but cmon dude 45 minutes to take a shit?
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>>517627051

You fuckers need to get more fiber in your diet and drink more water.
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>>517626638
no, fuck you you piece of shit
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>>517627051
never in my life have i taken a shit more than 20 minutes and thats with horrifying runs

how big is your fuckin' ass dude
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>>517641342
Every morning I take a 45 minute at least crap while I get ready for the morning
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>>517625354
He was a retard unsupervised in public, his tard wrangler is to blame.
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>>517625354
The Innocent White Man was jerking off to blacked.com porn videos in the STARBUCKS bathroom. They caught him with his pants down. He's one of you.
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>>517641342
Runs is easy, the shit is trying to get out.
Constipation is also easy, there are things you can take to get it out, and if the problem is that the turd is physically to big to get out you can scoop it out.
The sludge bomb is another beast entirely. The sludge bomb is painful, comes out in fart bombs, and between shells it is completely impossible to get out. It sticks to walls, it stinks like hell and it is usually accompanied by a massive headache and nausea.
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>>517637510
>He also has 13 active warrants which is why he refused to give his name or comply.
What?
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>>517626308
Uh if I just ate their food then yeah I'm gonna get my money's worth and make sure my colon is EMPTY before Ieave their establishment.
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>>517637510
>>517642628
Just watched the video.
He's just a homeless guy that the police are fed up with.

Ironically he didn't do anything wrong.
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>>517642503
I have never heard of someone taking a shit for 45 minutes, that's absurd. In your own bathroom, sure, but thats more like a wank and a shower and a shave or something to that accord, and certainly not in a public bathroom.

cops are dicks but this fuckin' kid pisses me off it has to be rage bait. it's quite common in our miserable american cities for people do come into a bathroom and shoot up heroin or fent or whatever and then waltz out like its no big deal and this is a starbucks too where there is likely only 1 stall to shit in, and he gets indignant to a police officer lol, it's so justified and i hope he has to do a million hours of community service
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Again a display of just how badly trained US cops are. Relax, retards, you're dealing with a harmless but mentally deficient person.
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>>517629253
kek Americans suffer from toilet shortages
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>>517643058
If you have the sludge bombs in you, 45 mins might be needed. Like any other mortar shell they take time to reload.



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