this retarded shit belongs in ylyl on >>>/b/
>>517644321>no we need more threads about niggers and arabsFuck off kike, this is politically incorrect humor, posting it on a normie website would catch a ban so it qualifies
>>517644592great tumblr thread. really brings me back to the hugbox era. here's your definition of politically incorrect bro:
>>517644635kek it always get me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulO5oR4SaU
>>517643774>>517643872>>517643895>>517643951>>517644038>>517644914not politics
>>517644819>He oyveys as he gives you a (you)Atleast you posted a picture, now try something that will get you banned elsewhere bagel nigger
>>517644819shut up faggot
>>517643895/pol/ would shit on me if I said that I'm a therapist. But I'm in dire need it seems.
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>>517645484Lmao
>>517644635it is annoying how inaccurate the poses and expressions are
>>517645797Germans dont have a sense of humor so im sure that's what you focused on ;) you sour kraut
>>517645973>Germans dont have a sense of humorJewish lies.
>>517645073
>>517645484Jej
>>517646026Ahh yes all those Germans having a great time recreating a modern memeAre you on your lunchbreak from the bank you shekelgrubber
>>517645026its a humor thread u gargantuan retard
Anyone got the black monolith alien invasion post saved? I thought I had and I can't find it now. It was about some nuke war in north america being a prelude to some aliens fucking up the sun and leaving behind some biorobots who hunt humans.
>>517646175Do you feel caught?
>>517645930Kek
>humo thread>not blessed
>>517646423Anyone has the michael jackson one lol
>>517643774this happened to me once and i had to ask for the poop machete
>>517646416M8 your maymays consist of just nazi photos with no funny, nothing wrong with that but its kind of obvious why you got so assblasted when i called the german out(humorously, i thought sour kraut was a good one)Lighten up and learn to laugh mountain hans ffs
>>517643802You didn't post poison ivy, oak, or nettles.Gympies?
>>517646588Probably theyre not labeled and im phone posting we'll see what comes up
>>517645375this one made me laugh for some reason
>>517646520the leafs have been exceptionally lazy recently
>>517646588Sorry anon, those were all the ones i had saved on the same day. Hope another fag comes through for ya
>>517646962>>517647008was there an original for these? I'm out of the lool
>>517645930Ion getit
>>517645970no it hasnt. remotely
>>517647235Its the epstein prison footage.
>>517647501ahhh thx
>>517646175it's shit without sound
>>517643774dad would be proud. show it off
>>517645797women posing vs men drawing women
>>517647573No worries friend.
>>517647501Im an ancap but never seen fahrenheit 451 or know what harrison Bergeron is.Id say we call both red and green socialist and probably most of blue as well or statists. We dont really believe in Green though which is ancom. As you cant force people to give away money without the state.
>>517644592The duel-wielding nigger always gets me
>>517648611Read the plot of harrison bergeron on wikipedia. Its hilarious. It's genuinely how we'll end up with these dei faggots in charge.
>>517646389
>>517647879I was thinking the same. If this isn't something you'd bond over, nothing will not can.
>>517646325I wanna say this is a comedy sketch, but fuck me, I don't know. If it's fake, they're the funniest jeets alive.
>>517645430is this real
>>517645840>it's time to shed our needles and end pine supremacy
>>517645970>literal commies>hitler would be le proud
>>517649020Thanks. Forgot to mention that I found it in the meantime. I've got the tiamat schizo shit but if you got any high quality /x/ & schizo shit I'd appreciate it mein fren.
>>517643936The boogeycock comes and sprinkles the shit on your chicken at night while you're asleep. Watch out guys.
>>517645026not white
>>517646855I miss these niggas like you have no idea
>>517648611Give harrison bergeron a read. Its a super short story but vonnegut absolutely nails it and it is hilarious
>>517646423Bernkastel!!!
>>517645058kek
>>517646108Nigger
>>517650911I miss these ridiculous posts from *checks timestamp*pre 2014
>>517649557my favorite recent /x/ shit is mjkiller, guy was pretty spot on for a lot of stuff so far and was adamant about Dome of the Rock being destroyed by the end of the year
>>517651328this retarded meme pissed me off the first time i saw it on telegram months ago. whoever posted this is implying im supposed to know who these swarthoids are, im assuming one is a tranny, maybe 2 of them. if you can name any of these people or movies/tv shows they are in, youre part of the problem. youre one of these in the way motherfuckers. why am I supposed to know who they are, and why would you care what some jewish executive is doing? why is this so funny to you people? stop caring about jewish media.
>>517644762They have done it before.https://sfcmac.com/a-time-to-kill-john-grisham-changed-the-actual-story-to-fit-the-narrative/
>>517651754all you need to know to find that meme funny is that harvey liked pretty girls and these modern tv actresses all look like severely inbred fucking orcs
>>517651592got a few of those
>>517651754>Autist spotted You don't need to know any of these actresses to know that shits fucked. These are ugly bitches. That's the joke
>>517652053
I would be posting comfy greentexts more but I have stuff I have to do today
This one always makes me laugh
>>517646074To be fair, that is the cleanest street I’ve ever seen in India.
>>517645026it's funny so who cares, faggot
>>517644890Isnt the right a Mac-11?
>>517645775Underrated
>>517649555>"China are literal international socialists"not internationalistnot Marxist socialistChina are literally state capitalist national socialists
>>517649138
>>517643774Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>517652684How are they national socialists? There is no socialism in China. That’s why they have a crazy amount of homeless and also why their kids are pushed so hard to have good jobs, because those kids need to support their grandparents and/or parents when they are older. It’s a totalitarian state where being a member of the party gets you everything you want and not being a member of the party makes you a slave.
>>517653003Blessed, thank you leaf
>>517652945But that's a ratchet wrench head on the xray
>>517651650Thanks. I'm gonna get settled in with some dinner and have a read.
>>517646027You poojeets are so tiresome. You need to accept that mudslimes and chinks aren't the only people that despise you.
>>517649486What?Are you prejudiced against cougars or something?
>>517645205>if I said that I'm a therapistSo are you?
>>517651504Been awhile since this was posted, always a good read. >The guy trying to fuck a bonfire has always stuck out to me, even if metaphoric.
>>517645430too fucking based
>>517653370>but muh dickyoure the one talking about it. why are niggers like this?
>>517651592Indeed.
>>517653437Shut up Juan
>>517643936?????????????
>>517645430LOL. saved.
>>517653437Also a literal jewish porn myth, niggers do not have longer or bigger dicks except in self-reported "studies" where no measurement is actually done. It's as scientific as muh jewish or chinese IQ. And to put another nail in the coffin, Aryan women are statistically the least likely to racemix, and niggers are the least desired race outside of jeets.
>>517653662
>>517653662>Score is -109come on now...
>>517646909Good one
>>517653678
>>517653868
>>517646027
>>517645430You got me good
>>517653888
>>517648443DAS RITE TURTLE BOI
>>517654305
>>517651927kek
>>517654529
>>517651504
>>517645430wtf @grok is this real??
>>517643936I only eat bleach zeezoned chicken
>>517655209absolute zero chill
>>517654558Why does that hoodie guy have a lump on his head?
>>517655954Is that the grandpa from the boondocks
>>517649928I've been dying to go back and watch the series from start to finish. I bought the series on bluray like 8 years ago, but I run 2 businesses and work 100+ hours per week so I've been putting everything off for the last decade.
>>517655670“RAKERS could be here” he thought, “I’ve never been in this province before. There could be RAKERS anywhere.” The sub zero wind felt good against his bare chest. “I HATE RAKERS” he thought. Wheat Kings reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 maple syrup circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of rakes after dark. “With a moose, you can go anywhere you want” he said to himself out loud.
>>517656070
>>517651754Come on, one is snow white. Knowing that you can guess that the other ones probably are cinderella, pocahontas and tinkerbell or something like that. All of them would have been pretty young girls under Weinstein
>>517646706Bro, you don't want that thing to touch your hand, never mind your asshole
>>517656229is it the glassfiber leaf
>>517645558this one is the only funny one kek
>>517656147Waiting for hockey to start back up, go kings!
>>517654558>>517654529Needs /g/Awful style
>>517656447But you're brown
>>517645930it may be the same ruinous nation to you but the difference affects its citizens' quality of life greatly
>>517651962It looks fake. Elmer's glue with some red color in it?
>>517646768>>517646855>>517646909>>517646817TOP KEK
>>517656453Couldn't he just drink it black? What an insufferable faggot.
>>517656650Except UK police
>>517656666Whoa mega Satan with the wasted digits, leave now
>>517646520This is literally me when I hit my 200g protein goal for the day. I can’t eat enough fiber to save my life anymor.
>>517651962/k/ used to be cool, what happened?
>>517654346I kekd
>>517645775proof?
>>517656892focused troon invasion at the start of the SMO
>>517656453>can't drink milkNot Aryan, off to Somalia with ye
>>517653937I find it amazing that despite the British being the butt of jokes about their teeth for a solid 60+ years, they haven't done anything about it.
>>517657053I think they were there before that happened. Infiltration operations aren't usually sudden but gradual, think of a boiling frog type of scenario.
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>>517657125
>>517657307oh nono more prostate orgasms for the heckin pupper
>>517657307this is what petfuckers actually believe.and you know what? at least one of them across history has had a pecker small enough that a pet might actually be okay with it, and remain completely undamaged in the process. and that tiny dicked pissant probably gleefully preaches other people do the same.god, the places my mind goes.
>>517657351
>>517657480What about boys who take dog dick?
>>517657574Average /v/ user
>>517645430And they said that AI memes would never amount to anything... that they had no soul. FUCKING LMAO
>>517657161first they came as furries
>>517646325>>517649138Indians are like living cartoon characters.
>>517649138Pretty sure it's supposed to be part of a training video over there.
>>517646026Hitler: "shotgun!"
>>517657949Who knew shit was flammable?
>>517656952Based brown castration
>>517644806kek
>>517643936This. If you're not marinating your chicken in bleach overnight then seasoning it with a bottle of Lawry's I ain't going anywhere near it.
>>517651536Middle is most definitely asking for it.
>>517656453> tummyOnions or not, what a fag
>>517659213You're a fag!
Rate my setup
>>517656453Grown people who have the "word" tummy in their vocabulary should be skinned and set on fire. And forced to drink nuclear waste
>>517643802These gympie gympie seeds can be bought online by the way. They can grow in the USA in nigger areas (anywhere in the south east).
>>517658176I thought it was Ram Dong-in until I enlarged it.
>>517651351Kekked so hard I scared my cat
>>517655582placating one mental illness with another.10/12 bags of milk for the irony.
>>517652191>Do literally nothing>WinActually axiomatic
>>517646520These go over very well at wedding receptions in India
>>517652945>Anally railgunnedMy new synonym for butthurt
>>517656040I recently watched it all. the last 2 seasons was a bit gay including the original finale. It seems obvious they ran out of ideas like most decade long series. it's the one thing that made seinfeld a legendary show. they went full speed right to the end
>>517653368Absolutely REKTThe state of my sides is indescribable
>>517646706gympies are horrendous. I got spiked by one on a finger during a hike and the effects stayed for years
>>517656303yep. like me if you dont pull them out immediately with tweezers you're extremely fucked
>>517651650So far reads like the background lore of Deus Ex. That and the Kalergi plan or whatever it was about dwindling down to 500k mostly Asian controlled via access to food.
>>517648611>seen fahrenheit 451There's a certain irony in that phrasing.
>>517645026politically INcorrect ;-)
>>517658176I think I've seen before that Kim Jong Un browses hereMr. Jong Un, if you ever want to hit a bong together just let me know. I'll show up and we can just smoke. No questions asked about politics; just bro-ing out. Let me know if you see this buddy
>>517659376At least rename the file you nerd.
>>517659376>thumbtacks in the walldouble retard
>>517657949Did he try to put out the flammable liquid by dousing it with the same flammable liquid? Do jeets just not think? Are they just real life p-zombies who run on autopilot?
>>517653333Quads of truth.
>>517654027Unfathomably based kek
>>517657068If you're gonna post this shit at least post the real version where he cuts his dick off.
>>517646423>lmao 2 cat
>>517653063You just described all forms of socialism. What are you confused about, anon?
>>517646768this is the best one
>>517644592lmao
>>517643895Not that I respect psychologists and psychiatrists too much, but when did seeing "therapists" without any sort of credentials become a thing?I remember encountering the word a few years ago and then suddenly every leftist faggot type was talking about going to therapy like it's the most normal thing in the world.
>>517653370>>517654027
>>517644592I missed the bottom left.Anyone got source?
>>517648146girl on left should be "jews"alternatelymilk bottle could be "jews"
>>517654529go back you enormous tranny faggot.
>>517659706>Googles the nearest Eruv
>>517656402
>>517646520Average Indian feast
>>517656650thanks for shitting up the thread with your troon faggotry. does it feel nice knowing that everyone hates you? your parents will be relieved when you join the 41%
>>517653370made me chuckle
>>517657935I filled this out once
>>517643936wait until he tries the nigger made food...
>>517657614>tf>tp
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>>517643774
>>517664521I like this version
>>517665869What could have motivated them to leave their natural habitat (terminally online in their basement) to risk going out into the outside world?
>>517666768a chance to get chemsex while LARPing as anime characters of course
