of the end of a civilization, same as cat worship in other past civilizations. Cats are the equivalent of memetic heroine, the last common denominator of shared perception of reality.When individuals in a civilization can only agree that cats are cute, its over.First comes disagreement and building of isolated narratival camps, than comes nothing ever happening, then comes cats and then violent clashes and the end of civilization.And I am proud to have been an accelerator of cat worship and the owner of uncountable accounts that spammed cats, some real, some not so real.No cats were hurt during this memetic operation of civilizatory annihilation
This thread belongs on /bant/ as a kot get thread.
>>517643823Pets are based. Humans that can't take care of animals sure as shit can't take care of children.
>>517643932is /bant/ still active? The last time I was there the only alive thread was the /biz/ cancer refugees of /smg/>>517643953a pretty good way to track the micro level of this is lolcow threads on the farms with women having pets - ince you see the majority not really taking care of them, and hording going off the charts, the Act 3 is nearly over
>>517643823i unironically have 14 cats.i consider it my mission to take care of cats.i pay for it all myself.i tried to get crowdfunded to start a cat shelter so i can take in more cats but couldnt get any reach.
>>517644340congrats, you are an indicator for the end of civilization.Took me some time to interpret the Bavarian seers passage about>houses being occupied by "child devils"but once you get that a cat in a dream might look like a tiny devil with its pointy ears, it makes sense
>>517644340very based
>>517644941If you want the end of civilization, based indeed
>>517645872lolit's as sad as it is funny
>>517643953SPBP /thread
>>517643823Bad thread. I remember when 4chan pretended to hate cats for a bit. Dogs were the "in thing". But then cats took over again, naturally, as 4chan and the internet in general always loved cats.The only argument I see against pets is "b-but you could have used those resources to have a wife and kids" but that is not a valid argument since women are Chadosexuals. They are not interested in most guys.
>Captcha: KR4NK
>>517645996TTD
>>517645996Palestinian pranks are the best pranks.
>>517646006its no argument against petsits just an observation, and the OP clearly states>Cats being cute is the last common denominatorwhich is hardly an argument against the cuteness of cats.
What I know about ancient Egypt >builds massive based power generators >worships cats
>>517643823>When individuals in a civilization can only agree that cats are cuteok genius, so what stage are we at now, with democrats voting for more cat-eating hatians in small town ohio?
>>517646868last third of act 3Zoomerettes opt for being cat momys instead of human momys
>>517646920you're describing 2012we accelerated way past that into "if you don't vote for more cat-eating haitians you're a fascist" in the 15 years since.were you not here for the cat eating thing in 2024?
>>517646969the dead of a civilization can takes centuries. Its not a bang, its a slow drawn out fart. Act 3 being done in roughly 40 years is speed running the dead of a civilization
>>517643823Cat people are at least better than dog people because the cats stay home. Dog people want to bring their stinking mutts in the store on the plane they let them shit all over the city. Dog owners are sick.
>>517647175>He hasnt encountered the cat on a leash/backpack crowdyou live in a rural area? Its going to take time for you to observe the indicators
>>517643953cute
>>517648292the only statement that can be agreed onits so fucking over for civilization, and as civilization is this time really global, its simply over
>>517645823English wins again
Never actually thought they were "cute". I like them, but always seen their appearance as more impressive than cute. Puppies are cyooties. They have actual souls and empathy.Cats are literal NPCs for NPC people. They have life but most are just running in ancient primitive programming - there's nothing there.
>>517654052one could generalize the statement more >young animals are perceived as cutewhich is a very basic instinctive biological phenomena, and if that is the only thing te "camps" can agree on about reality, civilization is on a straight path to the end of its current iteration - but ist not like I dont have an agenda, which includes cat supremacy
>>517654052>cute
>>517654052>can’t detect intelligence and other species Accuses others of being NPCs
>>517648724I like you snd I like your unusual thread.If you said this IRL I would immediately order a rakija for you.
>>517655342That is how I earn my beer money. Going through pubs and making controversial statements. Some pub women once called me modern socrates and I went on a rant on how she was wrong and that most of modern issues are the result of Platons retelling of Socratian ideas
>>517655489I would argue that it’s not played as fault that Socrates didn’t write anything down and it was a big fucking faggot about documentation.
>>517643823In the kitty universe when the kitties build isolated narratival camps, they share memes of humans.
I love cats, simple as.Dogs = worm infestation and homosexuality hormones in your bloodstreamCats = toxoplasmosis leading to fearlessness and courage.The pop culture got it completely backwards about cats and dogs.
>>517655636Neither did Anarcharsis or any of the 7 wise greeks that came before Platon and his cult of perfect forms that are supposed to be in the room with everybody at all time. The only one of Socrates "pupils" that can be respected is Antisthenes, and his writings were systematically destroyed by platonists, and mocked by the latter neo-platonists by inventing the character of "diogenes" to erase antisthenes
>feed meeeeeow
>>517657805I suppose the last human prompt to "skynet" is going to be>Take Care Of The Cats
>>517643823Threadly reminder that jews are terrified of cat worship. Bastet rises. Judaism falls.
>>517658396lolyou prove my point while being in your bubble
>>517657805Having bottle fed kittens I can hear this video even without the audio
>>517643823I disagree, but yeah, cats are cute.
>>517658917on what point you disagree?
>>517643953I thought the dog's face was the cat's body for a second.
>>517654052Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
