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Here is the last picture from NASA's SDO Sun now page, it usually updates every few hours but it hasn't been updated since September 13th or about two weeks. The last image of the sun shows a vague heart.

With 3/I Atlas approaching the sun soon this seems suspicious.

Here is the link so you can check for yourselves; https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/
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>>517652387
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!!!
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The sun stopped receiving software updates because of budget cuts.
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>>517652387
Why does the sun have Twitter logo on it?
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>>517652387
>The last image of the sun shows a vague heart
A little queefing from the sun never hurt or killed nobody
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>>517652387
It's final message to it's most treasured children: I love you.

SOL INVICTUS
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>>517653061
>proceeds to fart in your direction
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there's still updates at this twitter account
https://x.com/NASASpaceAlerts
the videos are really cool to watch
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>>517653745
>https://x.com/NASASpaceAlerts
I feel they are recycling old footage because the animation from the 12th of September to the 18th does not have the "heart" on it.
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>>517652477
I will miss you
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>>517652387
>https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/
i predicted this
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>>517653961
this frame is the closest to the last image on the SDO website, it looks similar but it's hard to tell because they seem to have been taken from different frequencies or however they process these images
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>>517654194
Yea, you're right, I do see the heart in there but it's still weird. Why isn't the normal SDO page updating the images anymore? Very sus.
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>>517652387
Bump plus post this on /X/ op
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>>517652387
>a vague heart
That's a little tweety bird.
The Twitter bird, specifically.
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>>517652387
>>517652477
>>517652607
>>517652717
wow the government is hiding what the sun looks like to us????? who knew. i always thought the sun was that thing that is bright and up but apparently only nasa can see it?
>inb4 OP thinks only nasa can see the sun this way when i learn in KINDERGARTEN how to view the sun with a pinhole
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>>517654194
>Unauthorized
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>>517652387
Imagine panicking about fake shit
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>>517652387
thats the twitter logo
NASA fake and gay
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>>517652387
wtf you need a live update for the sun?
>yep it’s still hot
>yep it’s still moving
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>>517653961
Ofcourse they're recycling old animations. Scratch the surface even the tiniest bit and you'll see how sloppy and lazy Nasa is with it's shit. My favourite is the lunar lander made of pvc pipes, duct tape, gold foil and construction paper
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>>517656076
his mom doesnt let him outside so he relies on a website to see the sun, but unironically i guess
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>>517652387
retard.
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>>517654759
>>>/x/41194958
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>>517656524
I know you are but what am I?
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>The SDO web server has had a hardware failure with its data storage, so some features and data are temporarily unavailable. The team is working to restore access as soon as possible. Please refer to the Data Access Page to find alternate sources of SDO data.

Maybe I am retarded
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>>517656076
>he isnt monitoring the sun everyday
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>>517654572
It's crazy I can see those spots when I take a photo with my mirrorless camera and a ND filter.

But yea definitely something is up. I think it's going to be a nova that happens every few hundred years. Or Atlas is Nibiru and it somehow charges the sun.
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>>517654692
This one gives me a bad feeling bro
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>>517654692
CERN was built to launch tachyons at the sun and revert it to its ice age phase to stave off global warming
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Here is an image I saved a while back because it looks like there is a dog in the black spot.
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>nasa

Doenst every observatory on planet have means to observe the sun directly?

Why does anyone need nasa?
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>>517657966
I check them out with my sun telescope when the weather is good.
its comfy watching the Sun.
>>517658015
maybe its gonna shit out a huge CME.
>>517658317
Cern is a scam to steal taxpayer money.
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>>517658486
huh it was literally a month a part from the pic in the OP, what a coincidence.
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>>517658506
because of the SDO.
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>>517654572
>sun gets pimples

OHMYGAH THE SKY IS GALLING!!
Dumb ass spastics.
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>>517658620
>pops pimple puss in your direction
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>>517658620
no these are sunspots.
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>>517658542
I haven't seen a clear sky in I have no idea to be honest. I think they are blocking the sky so that we can't see whatever is going on
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>>517658763
I often wait weeks until the weather is clear enough to observe the sun.
fuckin hate those fucking cloud shits.
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What even is this universe, it's so weird
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>>517659096
Pretty much this, then you die.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQzk09j2lZ8&pp
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>>517659096
99% of the universe is made up not of "invisible matter", but rather, of matter in the plasma state. Electrodynamic forces in electric plasmas are much stronger than the gravitational force.
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>>517658317
It isn't fucking working. They made things worse. 90 fucking degrees in wisconsin in October.
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The most likely explanation is that whatever unpaid intern was responsible for public info updates fucked off back to Mexico or got arrested by cops for a gram of weed.
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>>517652477
I'll keep denying it until it happens because when it does you won't be there to say you told me so.
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https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasa-analysis-shows-suns-activity-ramping-up/

Wonder if it has something to do with this.
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>>517658317
1. Tachyons remain hypothetical so far.
2. CERN is an institution, and if you're speaking of the LHC, it was made to discover the Hggs boson (failure to do so would almost certainly indicate that all our physics is seriously wrong) and, hopefully, break the Standard Model (ongoing... remain patient).
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>>517652387
3I/Atlas is an alien mothership containing nanobots that will wipe us out
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>>517660157
The sun is reaching the end of its 12ky clock cycle is all. In 21 years it will nova and that'll be the end of it for a few millennia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwU09SrZ3OQ
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>>517660987
Ugh, with all these jewtube commercials , I just can't be assed to watch it. That's the very same reason I stopped watching TV.

People really need to start boycotting this shit and upload somewhere else. Getting ridiculous.
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>>517652477
based /ourgerman/
tfwtmnics
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It's over ?
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I outlined the dog for clarity
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>>517654194
how to recharge spaceship using sun plasma
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>>517661895
ok seth rogan, just come out of the closet already
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>>517662021
you stupid schizo nigger i can see your faggot dog now

now i am schizo
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>>517662141
you're welcome anon, enjoy the ride
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>>517652387
They need to decide if the emp we use on ourselves will be from
>le heckin sun
>le heckin atlas
>le heckin nukes
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>>517662141
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>>517652387
THE SUN JUST FUCKING EXPLODED GO OUTSIDE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>517661776
If I never see another fucking Liberty Mutual ad again it'll still be too soon.
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>>517662319
The micro nova reset is a very real thing anon.
Sun used to be yellow
Now it’s white
When it turns red go underground
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>>517662508
>memeflag
This is how you know they will emp us on purpose.
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>>517662575
Here nigger. Just because I was having a laugh in another thread doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be taking what’s going on with the sun seriously.
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The SDO web server has had a hardware failure with its data storage, so some features and data are temporarily unavailable. The team is working to restore access as soon as possible. Please refer to the Data Access Page to find alternate sources of SDO data.
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>>517662747
I will not go underground, I will not get on the ships, I will not fall for your schemes.
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>>517656772
>hardware failure
>temporary
a technician is on the way?
kek
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>>517662508
Ummmm...isnt it supposed to go...
White<yellow<red<brown
More or less in that order? Least that's wut they told me in teh science classes.
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>>517662508
It will turn blue. Blue is the warmest color.
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>>517653303
KeK't
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>>517662876
That's what they want you to believe, you're not that naïve?
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>>517663097
Stars are balls of plasma.
Their light comes from the phenomenon called "electrical arc discharge".
So what actually determines a Stars location on the Hertzsprung Russell diagram (pic related) is something entirely else, the HR diagram is a plot of actual observations, not something deduced from theory.
Our Sun, being a fairly typical star, falls almost at the center of the diagram (at Luminosity = 1 and Absolute magnitude = 5, Spectral Class G, and (photospheric) temperature = 6000K).
A major question is:
>Why do stars tend to group themselves together in certain ways on this diagram?
perhaps the most important factor in determining any given star’s characteristics is the strength of the current density in Amperes per square meter (A/m2) measured at that star’s surface.
If a star’s incoming current density increases, the arc discharges on its surface (photospheric tufts) will get hotter, change color (away from red, toward blue), and get brighter.
The absolute brightness of a star, therefore, depends on two things: the strength of the current density impinging into its surface, and the star’s size (the star’s diameter).
Therefore, we add another scale to the horizontal axis of the HR diagram,
>“Current Density at the Star’s Surface.”
Consider moving from the lower right of the HR diagram toward the left.
In so doing, we are moving in the direction of increasing current density measured at the surface of each star.
The first region on the lower right of the diagram is where the current density has such a low value that the plasma surrounding the (anode) star is not driven into the normal glow mode of operation, let alone arc mode.
This is a region where only dark current plasma surrounds these objects (gas giants, brown dwarfs etc.).
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>>517663193
So it's actually heating up, not cooling,
The sun's just reaching peek puberty.
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>>517652477
wasn't that shit supposed to happen in 2045-2050 ? so two more decades
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>>517652387
>>517652477
>>517654194
3i atlas was a cobalt spike from a hostile alien species and our sun is imploding
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>>517663405
maybe, but its unpredictable.
the current solar cycle (solar cycle 25) is significantly shorter than the ones before, and it's on track to be one of the shortest cycles in the modern era.
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Praise harder, traveler anons. We have to remind them.

There is no true divinity but SOL. All other known gods are man's fiction. Fictional gods that warp with opinion and politics, edited in wikipedia by jewish hands whenever it seems neccesary.

Instinctu Divinitatis
Restitutor Orbis
SOL Invictus!
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>>517652387
why lie
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>>517652387
they dont want us to see atlas absorbing energy from the sun nasa covers up alien space shit all the time
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>>517664912
comets spend much more time in the outer (lower voltage) reaches of their orbits than they do in the near Sun (higher voltage) region, they reach voltage equilibrium with the low voltage of the Suns outer plasma.
as a comet approaches the inner range of its orbit, the voltage difference between it and the solar plasma through which it is traveling rapidly increases.
as current flows to the comet in response to this voltage difference, the well known cometary effects appear: a tail and coma plasma sheath in glow mode surrounding the comet nucleus and jets (plasma arc discharges sometimes pointed in the direction of the Sun) that produce the craters observed on comet surfaces.
so no, its not ayyliums.
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>>517652387
bluebeam ship is refueling
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>>517655673
I have a solar scope. 193a filter. It's not that expensive to get professional grade solar imagery, you don't need the fuckin helios satellite to pull imagery. People who are interested in the sun again should just see one of the many online sources pointing at the sun at any one time.

https://www.universemonitor.com/feeds/sun/multiview.php
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>>517652387
Why do you need (((NASA))) to update the sun
Just look at it yourself retard
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>>517652387
a micronova just flew over my house
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>>517652387
A sun just flew over my house
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>>517652607
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>>517652387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg&list=RD3mbBbFH9fAg&start_radio=1
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>>517665772
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>>517664476
>lying
>one image is clearly not loading

You got me anon!
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>>517653303
my dad would have liked this rip
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>>517665772
Clouds motherfucker
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>>517663707
>Was
Is it gone?
>Imploding
Like right now?
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>>517655673
You my man are so obtuse it’s astounding.
You’d think with all these hormones in your male brain you’d just be a little dumb, but you’ve chemically castrated yourself mentally and physically.
Maybe stay in your lane and fuck off back to wherever sexual deviants congregate?
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Not even the sun wants to """upgrade""" to Windows 11
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>>517654498
Ok but can you zoom out?
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>>517663208
.png is the plot to the fucking Alien franchise.
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>>517654692
Did they ever put an observation satellite in the L3 position? If the opposite is showing, you know, opposite, maybe now IS the time to panic?
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New SOL thread. Praise SOL

>>517670796

True divinity can't be edited on Wikipedia
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>>517652387
Dark spots at 193 angstrom don’t mean shit. There has been days where the sun is 90% black at 193a. Doesn’t have anything to do with CME



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