How would /pol/ solve Obesity?
>>517656576I had my jaw broken and wired shut for two months once and lost like 30 pounds. I imagine that’s a good place to start.
>>517656576Portion control and lots of stairs.
>>517656576>fixA true architect would add another 50lbs to this breedable piggy.
>>517656576Scales outside fast food places and supermarkets
hyperinflation
>>517656576End the body positivity movementRaise public awareness of the dangers of goyslop and regulate the key players in the goyslop peddling market Stop disability payments for being fat
>>517656927Looks decent until you remove the panties and see the giant fupa flab hanging down.
>>517656576piranhas
>>517656576Drugs work and don't require intrusive laws that make life harder for people.
>>517656576I refuse to believe your dick could even reach her vagina
Stop the FDA from regulating GLP-1 peptides as biologics and giving the pharmaceutical companies more corporate capture of weight loss drugs.
>>517656576Convert a rowing machine into a power generator and strap her in. Food is awarded by Kilowatts produced.
>>517657329You can move fat out of the wayThe actual problem is they have issues masturbating
>>517657095This.
>>517656576nothing to be solved here
>>517656706It doesn't change your habits, though. This happened to my sister-in-law in college—got into a bad car accident and had her jaw wired shut for 5 months and lost over a hundred pounds. Suddenly she was the thin, attractive party girl she always wanted to be, but she had none of the diet or exercise habits required to maintain it, and being in college only exacerbated the issue—nothing but booze, weed, pizza, and sweets. Her metabolism was still somewhat decent, but she blew up so fast it was crazy. I feel like every time I saw her she'd outgrown another article of clothing, and she ended up a good 70 pounds bigger than she'd been in the first place.It was literally one of the hottest things I've seen in my life.
Send all the fat chicks to me.
Educating people on metabolic health
>>517658157Erm no, that is woke
>>517658033>It was literally one of the hottest things I've seen in my life.What circumcision does to a motherfucker!
>>517658033True. For me it was the only positive side effect, it’s the worst injury and pain I’ve ever felt in my life. When I removed my wires, I couldn’t even open my mouth to chew anything because my jaw muscles had atrophied, but you’re right, old habits die hard, and I went right back to my previous size which I’ve maintained to this day, about right on the line between healthy and overweight. Some don’t realize how prevalent slop is in every day life until they can’t eat it anymore. Billboards, commercials, family gatherings, ads on the phone, a place to eat every 500 feet, hanging with friends. It opens your eyes to how much it’s pushed on us.
>>517656576beheading
>>517658616>It opens your eyes to how much it’s pushed on us.Beyond being pushed on us, once you start having to budget for your own food expenses, you realize that slop is often a more cost-effective option. Produce is expensive as fuck and isn't even guaranteed to be good. Sometimes I'll buy fruits and vegetables to have on hand for snacks, and it turns out the fucking suck, then I'm stuck eating a bag of tasteless fiber that starts to go bad within a week. The workaround is to buy from my local farmer's market, but that's even more expensive. I don't blame people who just buy the box of preservative-laden nutty buddies—much cheaper, stays fresh for weeks, and always tastes the same. Especially if you have kids and are working on a tight budget. But then the kids learn those same eating habits, and the cycle continues.
I wish fat women were real
>>517658033>nothing but booze, weed, pizza, and sweets. Her metabolism was still somewhat decent, but she blew up so fast it was crazy. I feel like every time I saw her she'd outgrown another article of clothing, and she ended up a good 70 pounds bigger than she'd been in the first place.This happened to my older sister but without the car accident lol
>>517656576Shoot them.
>>517656576Tax fat people. Anyone over a certain BMI has to pay more taxes.
>>517657069Just make a weigh in when filing your taxes. People are weighed every year and if over a certain BMI you pay more in taxes. People with a normal BMI get a tax break.
>>517659485Why are you targeting conservatives?
>>517656576>solve Obesitysolve?
>>517656576
Forced labor, 18h a day
>>517656576Switch to Japanese foods.Japanese foods don't rely on sugar and are delicious.Sushi is just one of thousand Japanese foods.
>>517660036That's the thing, it would. People would not be able to eat as much, and would have to be more conscious of their diet. That's how the body works, it requires energy to exist. The more energy you use, the more you need to supply it.
Tax every gram of added sugar SEVERELY
>>517663755>William Van Landingham IIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtE1HnIU6q8
>>517656576We could start by making eunuchs of all the "architect" freaks
>>517656576Pancreatitis for all
Free retatrutide if BMI >30
Carnivore diet but there aren’t enough ranchers so keep stuffing carbs down your throat and let the rest of us enjoy our steaks
>>517656576Would.
>>517656576Each democrat voter that is violently beaten to death is one less race traitor.
>>517656576end women's rights enforce monogamy make it legal for men to beat their wife (i.e. if she gets fat on you or says some retarded feminist bullshit)deny healthcare to fatties and smokers and give tax breaks for passing a physical test each year execute food corp execs who put harmful additives in foodmake it illegal to add sugar to anything that isn't a confection (cookie, cake, pastry, ice cream)
>>517656576A warning label on chip bags and pizza boxes like they do with cigarettes
>>517664487Why? The Democrats at least help poor white people the Republicans only care about kikes and Indian la
>>517656576Literal slavery
>>517656576We need better healthcare and health insurance to help guide people towards making healthier choices. Better accommodations and mental healthcare for people of size so their metabolisms don't get stressed. Gyms/beaches/stores/restaurants need special training so they aren't hostile unwelcoming environments for fat people trying to make a change. Subsidies so that a flight for a fat person costs exactly the same as a flight for a skinny person. More representation in media as sexy love interests and not just sassy comedic side characters.
You will eat the bugs and nobody will be fat.
>>517656576Ban glyphosate and execute everyone who still uses it in manufacturing.Outlaw artificial food colouring, tell the marketers to discard their spreadsheets and grow the fuck up.Change the medical standards and practices so doctors can refuse to issue antibiotics as soon as a client comes in demanding it for a stubbed toe, without that costing the doctor his medical license.In fact while we're at it, issue probiotics and a vitamin package instead (dosage and type to be determined with a quick vit scan) and give them a medical waiver that entitles them to a minimum 30 minutes of mid-day sunlight every day at work in every working environment.I reckon that this alone will cut the American obesity rate by 50%.Exercise will take care of the rest.
