What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?
>>517660232Contains more plastic than the Ocean.
>>517660232She's perfect.
>>517660327>sweeney was walled since 22damn right and she's 27 rn, GRIM
Everyone needs a beard, my dude. Women are unfuckable.
>>517660232bezos thought amazon prime studio would let him into the celeb A lister world so he picked an unrelenting social climber to get him into those cliqueshis previous wife who is much more attractive was too boring and introverted to help him move up a level
>>517660672nah I reckon it's more like Bill Gates. Bezo's ex wife got cut when he found out he was fucking kids. this one is fine with it>>517660789nah the dude has a cock shaped rocket. his into weird shit. they might of let him in their club with the handshakes and stuff. how else do you seriously think anyone get's that much money
>>517660232Veronica Avluv wouldn't return his calls
>>517660232Why is the guy behind them green?
>>517661295it's a birthday party. take a guess. my guess is his green with envy of jeff's hot babe
>>517660232>I'm gonna bang that twice a dayProbably
>>517660232women are status symbols for men
>>517661395why doesn't he just hire hookers I mean influencers like Dan Bilzerian does?
>>517661295There are no green people at the party. You are mistaken.
>>517661295>>517661390Bruce Banner mid-transition.
>>517660361LMFAO
> guy has boring wife who blew him once when they were 19 and never again> gets wealthy> dumps her and gets with girl with big tits who mounts him in hotel elevatorsStory as old as time but women never get it
>>517660232> What was bezos thinking“Im finally able to shelve my fleshlight”
>>517660232She accompanies him to meetings with younger women where they discuss business strategy.
>>517661614that's what I figured I was being a smart arse>>517661634his wife is fucking loaded now. she got married again. seems like they both got what they wanted
>>517660232Jeff Bezos was born to a teen mother who was attending community college in New MexicoIt kind of explains why he would go for trashy latinas, probably imprinted in youthshe also looks a lot like one of the most popular trans pornstars, foxxxy
>>517660998To be a billionaire, you need to also be a psychopath. Psychopaths don’t have normal relationships with adult women. They fuck kids and get off on abuse and other monstrous things. All billionaires have wives who are beards, not to hide that their husbands are homos, but rather that they are sadostic, hedonistic monsters that have, and can have, any twisted fantasy that their psychopathic minds can imagine.
>>517661838I think you don't get rich like unless you make a deal with satan's minions. his grandfather on his mothers side worked for the Atomic Energy Commission and helped start APRA. every time I look into these people they have family members involved in glownigger shit
>>517661838>>517661988rich like that*
He has a bimbofication fetish and the maid was willing to live it 24/7 while his ex-wife wasn't. Her inappropriate outfits at events and her degree of rapid bogging make sense if you view it through this lense.
>>517661634It's an old adage that a woman is only as hot as what she's willing to do. Most of you would be a lot happier if you could get past looks and learn to love a "personality."Like picrel is only a 4/10 at cocktail hour but probably a 10/10 in the sheets.
>>517661762why the fuck do you know what troon pornstars look like. stop watching that shit. regular porn is bad enough
>>517660232are we just ignoring the bearded mutant behind them?
>>517661741Yeah don't get me wrong the ex-wife was facially way more attractive, no doubt more pleasant and intelligent. But decades of being with a wife who has all the sexuality of pavement and has never made you feel any electricity or thrill will always drive a man mad. I bet this girl makes him feel like a fucking champion and he looks past the fact she's some barren old latina slag.
I just don’t understand who thinks plastic surgery looks good. Anyone woman with even a hint of work done looks inhuman and gross.
>>517662544The alternative can be worse. Picrel is one of the saddest walls I've ever seen.
>>517662366everyone was looking at the tits>>517662430oh no I get why. especially looking at old picture of him. dude was not pulling hot sluts in his youth. It's kind of pointless trying to figure out what old Jeff is really thinking
>>517660232She probably gives insane head.
>>517660232Probably something along the lines of:Mommy…mommy milky
>>517661712you have to give him credit though, dude is jacked and looks good
>>517661988Agreed. After reading about the Marc dutroux case, and the Franklin scandal, it’s obvious that organized child abuse is govt sanctioned for the moneyed elite. Those two happened in Europe and the US in the 80s, while it was still happening “in plain sight,” while now it’s become slightly more covert (like pizzagate), but has likely only grown in size. Do you have any Australian version of this, anon?
>>517663116Yes full creditHe did change his appearance
>>517660672Love from Khazakstan
>>517660232Holy shit how many calls did she answer?
>>517661256Her anus has that kung fu grip
>>517660232>Lauren SanchezI would give her a dirty sanchez if you know what I mean.
>>517661395Shes an androgynous BOG doe
>>517660327You are a flaming homosexual, and you posted a Youtube link with a ?si= tracker. FAGGOT.
>>517660232when females give you attention you literally stop thinkingthat's all there is to it, really
>>517661395BOG status?
>>517663116If a man is that fucking rich there is ZERO excuse not to look good
>>517660232she used to fuck athletesbezos thinks that by fucking her he is on the same level
>>517660327I still have a theory that Sanchez actually is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Never seen these two in the same room. Really makes you think.
>>517664323
>>517662737lynn lowry is the superior 70s waif and i'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>517662544Literally every hollywood celebrity male and female has had some facial work done. You just notice the most extreme.
>>517664316
>>517665323
>>517660232I've always wondered a rich guy like that could find himself a trad wife
>>517660232is that guy hulking out in the back? why is he green?
>>517665476Yes, gold digging is very traditional...goes back thousands of years
She's had a long list of guys before him, all wealthy. I don't understand why men get played like this. The Snapchat CEO, David Warner all these guys had money, influence and power yet got played by gold diggers that were sloppy seconds.
>>517665624Money cant make you alpha.
>>517665591Why do powerful men keep falling for it? It's the easiest for them to walk away. I'd understand if a random wagie puts up with a roastie.
>>517660232The one on the left looks like her crotch smells like a litter box
>>517665692It can these men just didn't take a stance. I also think there's too much at stake so they'd settle for someone in their own circle rather than taking a risk with a stranger.
If I was a billionaire I'd just purchase a 16 year old upper middle class virgin girl from her father, sign a pre-nup and breed her every day.
>>517661256this an old lady with a boob job, look at her hairy, wrinkly arms
>>517665786*A few,
>>517665706You think most women have the capacity to be genuinely honest?
I don't endorse the age 19 and above probably is right
>>517660232muh dick probably
>>517660232hard to think when you are getting deep throated every morning with a reach aroundwhen you get older you realize the value of someone like that, daily service, no complaints, along for the ride, and squat fucks your brains out while you just lay therehe chose wisely
>>517665793I'm less interested in looking at her arms than I am putting both my feet up her asshole and slapping her
>>517666058>deep throated>reach aroundPlease explain this
>>517665706At that level of wealth you're so detached and paranoid that every woman is some level of gold digger, might as well go for the blatant ones since at least those are honest
>>517665895I don't think women have any goodness in them at all. If they're mice to you then there's something with you that benefits them. They are very manipulative. Beyond their pretty skin and soft voice it's all bad vibes.>Pic related is how they manipulate the truth to favour them
>>517662163Finally an adult male with experience with women in these comments. Sanchez probably sucks him dry with a level of enthusiasm none of the virgins in here could imagine. She likely lets him in ALL her holes and possibly brings in other women. She is smart and knows how to get and keep a man.
>>517666305Yeah but you also have all the money and power in the world to hire the best lawyers and sign a prenuptial and non- disclosure agreement. If the bitch double crosses you after that you can even put her down anonymously all it takes is an advertisement in one of those onion sites and a bitcoin payment that's done by pic related who will have no connection or leads to you at all. I just think men have gone week they int have the drive or appetite to take the risk. The middle easterners still do it and may be the cartels, yakuza and Russians Warlords.
>>517660232Retards, simp roastielovers, or fags? Sydney mogs in that picture
>>517661634This. Dude clearly just picked the raunchiest bitch he could find and didn't really give a shit about anything else. She isn't there to look pretty and normal and nice, she's there to do drugs with him on boats and sit on other women's faces while he plows them.
>>517666213I can'tIts too degenerate for this website
>>517660232What a disgusting ogre. A genuine freak wherever "she" goes.
>>517660232She probably rims his asshole while he is cumming on 18 year olds' faces.
>>517660361Kek, you're alright Hungary
>>517662163correct females' only value is sexat least half of the cuntoids who look hot on the street or at the store are absolute dog shit in bed because they've never had to try at anything in their lives.a 7/10 who is absolutely insane in the sheets is worth five 9/10's who can't even get you off with a blowjobside note: fat women are subhuman garbage and should be treated like it at every opportunity
>>517660232i saw a headline that said "she outshines Sweeney" at that party..these people are out of their fucking minds and need their brains checked, seriously.
>>517666455correct assessment
>>517667270correct>>517661634correct becky should have been better in bed instead of being a frigid bitch
>>517670333Bozo paid them to write it.
>>517660361HAHAHAHAHANAGYON JO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
>>517660232Why does Sydney look 40 now? I didn't even know that was her at first.
>>517660232That he could coom and his scrooge mcduck level of wealth could never disappear. Worse case scenario he has to kill her, best case she is treated like and overpaid escort and giving some random whore a few hundred million for being able to do weird jewish things to her is an acceptable payout. >if you are really schizo he is keeping her around to gather dna so he can clone her and kill her clones for sick pleasure >hillary killed her husband a thousand times but it started not being enough so she moved onto Haitian children>trump kills his wife>kamala cant stop killing herself >aoc cant stop crushing small animals Its all a part of the political game with degenerates
>>517664242How about not giving a fuck?then again i'm not balding
>>517665692No it just gives you the illusion of being an alpha.
>>517660232he wasn't. that's the whole point of women sex bombing you, she'll be a billionaire in a couple of years just from sucking the right dick.
>>517665624There’s something more. It means women are rotten, it has too, or that these men are stupid. Which is more likely?
>>517671220Kitty noooooooo>mraow
>>517660232If he's smart? The plan to off her if she tries anything.
>>517671220The wall finally caught up with her. Onto the next.
>>517665366Chat, is this real?
>>517671785The wall hath no mercy, didn't even wait for her to blow out the candles on her cake.
>>517666305They are not just gold diggers, they are prostitutes. Why would a billionaire marry a prostitute? That’s the real question.
>>517660232>What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?"This tranny rims like a freak"
>>517671887https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/1457720343297019909
>>517672660>billionaire>eating mcslopIs this guy legit retarded?
>>517672815its just a fucking burgernothing wrong with eating a burger
>>517660232Hideous fucking monsters idk how mutts will cope itt
>>517672815I see people of all backgrounds/classes eating McSlop all the time. I haven't had drive-thru goyslop in few years ever since I got into the upper middle class and could just afford to constantly cook at home instead of getting cheap McChickens.
>>517660232She probably sucks his dick right and brings him his food. Even Bezos is a man and in the end we tend to have simple needs from women.
>>517660232she gonna divorce him in like 5 min so who cares
>>517672815You now realize that indian streetfood threads completely destroyed goyslop threads.
>>517665323>no offense but you are literally 30 years too old for me you freakish plastic gargoyle. And actually yes offense.
>>517661712>he thinks they have sexanon, please...
>>517660232She'll do anything for the Bezus. She'll suck a morning fart out of his ass
>>517665323>>517665366What.. What did they mean by this?
>>517660232>What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?mogging Elon to the maxElon stuck with mutant goblinasBezos banging chopper pilot milfson a megayacht no lessfuck space toysreal men play with megayachts
>>517661295if he was blue he would die
>>517660232 i get why they picked sweeney - she is the most vapid materialist tit cow imaginable
>>517660232Bezos took the bogpill
>>517660232she probably is subject to the most degrading acts imaginable but she puts up with it because shes richeveryone has a pricebezos probably shits directly into her mouth and she begs for more while rubbing herself
>>517661712all famous billionaires besos / musk / gates were mayocels before fame..............
>>517660232all that money and he couldn't even afford a 10/10 blonde octaroon with perfect natural tiddies
>>517671562Women have never been honorable in their ways. >The British prince who lost his title after marrying a widow was King Edward VIII, who abdicated the throne in December 1936 to marry Wallis Simpson, a twice-divorced American socialite. The marriage to the American divorcée was not permitted by the British government, the public, or the Church of England, leading to the monarch's decision to relinquish his crown in order to marry the woman he loved. When you get to certain positions of power worldly desires should be let go. For the sake of status and to show the right way to the younger generation. You can see it with prince harry he's a fuckin prince he could've chosen any trad maiden in all of England and turned her lif e around but the ginger chose a half negroid actress whose been around a lot and scoffs at their family tradition.Read vashti's story that's how men in power must act. Thats how their line of thinking should be.>For this deed of the queen shall come abroad unto all women, so that they shall despise their husbands in their eyes, when it shall be reported, The king Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the queen to be brought in before him, but she came not.>Likewise shall the ladies of Persia and Media say this day unto all the king's princes, which have heard of the deed of the queen. Thus shall there arise too much contempt and wrath.>If it please the king, let there go a royal commandment from him, and let it be written among the laws of the Persians and the Medes, that it be not altered, That Vashti come no more before king Ahasuerus; and let the king give her royal estate unto another that is better than she.>And when the king's decree which he shall make shall be published throughout all his empire, (for it is great,) all the wives shall give to their husbands honour, both to great and small.>And the saying pleased the king and the princes; and the king did according to the word of Memucan:
>>517670333nigger chicks have otherworldly ass genetics
>>517660232A tranny and a downie
>>517660232At least he got a prenup
>>517660672Beard is becoming an overused and missed term.Bezos doesn't seem closeted
>>517672815Trump eats McDonald's every day
>>517660361lmoa
It's simpleBefore:>Married to a frigid nagging bitch who donates money to historically black collages and reddit tier stuff.>As a result you have gay PR, are physically weak, and peddle TDS nonsense and cucked shit through WAPOAfter>Marry a fun Latina bimbo who parties and sucks and fucks.>Now you're old man jacked on the juice. Doing crazy stuff like launching rockets, not promoting woke cucked shit. Redditors now hate you.Good for Jeff desu. I wish we were all as lucky to have a down ass bitch to bring out the best in us.
>>517663116He's jacked but he's still absolutely hideous.
>>517665624Tech bros are betas to their core. They can never change that.
>>517665047>coping roastie
>>517660232she did. i prefer mama bezos
>>517660232That headline is the sad pathetic cope of an empty eggcarton with no husband.>hag steals spotlight from actually young and fuckable womanLove to find the dried up old slag and do this with her.
>>517660232bolt-ons mogged by those natural marshmellowy pillows
>>517660232>What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?>best blowjob ever
>>517661838>>517678856I think you guys overestimate sex. There's too many hoops to do the things you're describing. It's easier to just have a chill companion that gets you, have normal sex with your in the mood from time to time, and use then channel your remaining energy to creative projects. You just have sex to get your mind off that and back to the projects. I'm sure they have weird kink stuff from time to time and events but it's too much hassle doing it regularly as you imply. They already get off to being the big boss type.
>>517678448>Read vashti's story that's how men in power must act.bro, you can't even overpower your own women.
>>517666455Faxts, This is ture with the first lady as well. These women will eat your creampie out of other girls pussy or assess. Jeff was, and is a nerd, . She's probably made dude pass out from the level of nut she drained. TL:DR When you nut and she clamps down, swallows while still sucking with the force of a black hole, you will see stars niggas frfr.
>>517660789this. Rich people only marry for the connections. She's an eccentric duality to his personality that plays him up like Maxwell to Epstein. I'm sure she only helps Bezos get the best actresses to sleep with him and make them feel really comfortable about it etc. >>517674565yeah either they dont or she's just the helper to get Jeff the top models she can find. Bezos doesn't strike me as a-sexual so I'm sure he does fuck a lot. Otherwise I don't think he'd get the worlds biggest super yacht, nor would get jacked nor would build out a studio in Hollywood
>>517663116>no longer works and has his own full time personal trainer and private gym. yeah its really difficult I wonder where he finds the time
>>517680656light skinned women trapped in a country full of dotheads must be super frustrating for them
>>517661295they glow in the dark
>>517662737shelley duval?
>>517679386This desu. Bozo is going through a mid life crisis.
>>517680656why did she pull her pants down?
>>517680656why does she pull her pants down?
>>517660232He is physically unattractive, probably never had women being attracted to him (his ex wife wasnt either, probably dead bedroom) and she lovebombed him.
>>517662737Bezos ex wife is 10x hotter than his current wife. He downgraded to a tranny
>>517683822>and she lovebombed himand mollycoddle them sexually
>>517660232>>517666455She trapped Bezos with threesomes including picrel, but now that's off the table. Don't forget, Sanchez's own brother put her nudes on the devices that Bezos' ex-wife "discovered" their affair on
>>517660232bezo like to watch her fuck other guys
>>517660232why is a 55 yo woman at a 28 yo Birthday party other than to pick up young dick for her and Bezos
>>517684085>>517684251I only have a net worth of 1 million and I am with a woman a decade younger. He is a loser
There are probably thousands and thousands of men who work for Bezos and scored better than he did
>>517665624she's playing dangerous games if she keeps fucking over wealthy and powerful men who have private yachts and personal security and plenty of successful lawyers and yes-men in their entourage...poors will just straight up murder suicide because of divorces... imagine what the world's wealthiest man is capable of especially if he was involved in diddling kids and got away with it.she would be playing dangerous games indeed.
>>517661256I love it when she pisses all over the place while taking 2 dicks in her. She can piss so hard.
>>517684528But can your wife pilot a helicopter full of Hollywood actresses onto your super-yacht?
>>517661741>his wife is fucking loaded nowShe took half his wealth at the peak. Look up how the richest women in the world got their fortunes. Death and divorce benefited nearly all of them.
Probably has a dime sized vagina
>>517684921Not married yet and no. She is cute, does what I say and makes good Börek though
>>517671220the wall is in invincible, zoomer.learn about the concept.focus on yourself and build your body and your money and your skills and competence in that order.men gain in value over time. do not allow a female to leech your strength. Do not give even the time of day to a female who is not your wife and mother of your children.females are depreciating assets whose only value is sex. And fat or old or ugly women are worth less than garbage.remember when they are old how they treated you when you were young.
>>517685146your children will be brown
>>517660232what makes u think Bezos needs to think when he has hired a 24/7 team of life-coaches to think for him?
>>517660232DisgustingNo thanks to either of them
>>517680896I can fix her
>>517680656dam i thought she was going to rape him on the spot.
>>517685413There are plenty pale women from that region, including the one I am with.
That what people in the gay community call a beard wife. Bezos is a massive faggot.
>>517674254eating out is unironically more expensivecooking for yourself is not a result of being "upper middle class" lmfao
>>517684528>economic status = worth = pussy accesssociety is fake and gay, and you are retarded
>>517661256> Veronica AvluvYou are a true connoisseur!
>>517683629To humiliate him even moreA very powerful move, one must concur
>>517685413>your children will be brownbrown is a characteristic, not an ethnicity...there are ugly ethnicities with brown skin and there are beautiful ethnicities with brown skin.
>>517660232what's the issue? bezos is a normie andshe probably let him fuck her assholeme and my gf have a special bondand we have done anal, so i can see that being in play herenice tits, i would love to hold those tits while railing her ass
>>517680896i bet the sex with her is absolutely insaneit would be overwhelming
>>517660361Kkkkkeeeekkk fpbp
>>517670333Every single time any woman stands next to Sydney Sweeney, all of the harpies have to come out and screech about how much better looking they are than her. You can put the ugliest goblin next to Sweeney and they'll immediately do it.The funny thing is all that betrays is their own insecurity. As if Sydney Sweeney is SO hot, you need to be judged by how much better or worse looking than her you are. She has, in that sense, become the very standard of beauty itself. Whenever someone stands within a foot of her, you feel compelled to call her hotter or less hot, she has become the standard.Furthermore, it's only women that do this. But here's the fun part about women being the only ones doing this; they're lying. They're lying when they say this old bitch looks better than her. And they know they're lying. Women know other women are lying, and everyone knows everyone knows. But they still tell the lie anyway.All of these women trying to convince you that she is not attractive out of nowhere is just betraying their inner thoughts telling them that she IS in fact very attractive. They don't worry about hurting Sweeney's feelings because she knows she's hot, they know it, and both parties know the others know. So that's why they feel so comfortable using major media outlets as a platform to call another woman unattractive. Because they all know that by doing this, they're admitting she is hot.Women are truly strange creatures, and the way their brains work is both retarded and fascinating.
Bezos is just proof that having money does not automatically make you good with women. Money just gives you access to women, it does not make you smart in dealing with them.Broke guys can have rosters of women, and billionaires can lose an entire small nation's economy worth of money because of them. All money does is get you through the door quicker, it doesn't teach you how to dance.
>>517662737https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGvjTEB1K-g
>>517690750shut up kike go post your moronic ad campaign to reddit
>>517660232Bezos is a blue pilled ooffy dooffyThe prime example of one
>>517660232>I'm the straightest straight to ever cishet across the ballroom!
>>517691515>think a white woman is hot>this makes me a kike somehow
>>517691681>nooooo I just like white women t-trust me goysfuck off newfag this isn't reddit, take your kike ads and go be a moronic shill somewhere else
>>517661256>>517660232At least he didn't marry a literal pornstar like the rich German who married Veronica Zeminova
>>517684061At that level I bet he doesn't even touch her anymore thats for the bulls, they are more about what they can do than what they look like.
>>517692969Of course, in this one particular case, I can understand. Not that I would. But i understand
Promote peace love and unity and its good to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, japanese asian girls, brunette white girls, ebonu girls, brown girls and etc
>>517660232Tech bro CEOs are crazy and obsessed. Sure, they are successful and rich but they are insane.
>>517660789I always thought it was because she would let him poop on her, it's no doubt some sort of fetish or kink
>>517672815He isn't that bad is he?
>>517693956That's good
bezos is a middle manager rat, even if he is the sharpest and most vicious one around. what do you think he would want? he wants dumb plastic bimbo
I bang Sweeney (sweener) when she comes to Canada, she visits my cottage in the Temagami region. I met her last year when she was shooting for some movie and her production team rented my boat for the week very similar to picrel just with less chrome. I brought her and her people to my cottage for an afternoon and she decided to stay behind with me after I told her I would show her some blueberry feilds and a waterfall nearby. Shes very nice and approachable and told me shit like op picrel is the bane of her existence but she has to do it for publicity. She might come in oct by float plane and I will enjoy her soft warm tits.
>>517660232Many men find almost all women acceptable, it is a common thing. In my experience the level of your selectivity depends on what you are accustomed to in your first experiences with women, it rarely changes.He also probably has no friends to make him stop this charade
>>517674883I appreciated it anon.
>>517661256if you're ever in doubt about a woman's agelook at her handsthe hands can't lie
probably shits in his mouth or whatever these billionaire freaks want
>>517660232They are high as a kite saying a bogged grandma "stole the show" from Sweeney.
>>517660232>55 year old busted hag "stole the show" from a younger, better looking girl.LOL, right...
>>517674543She's 55... you mean she's 40 years too old for Leo.
I would marry a 11/10 white virgin Why do they marry whores?
>>517696921Right.. shes obviously wearing the sunglasses to cover her horrid plastic surgery face.
>>517662163>Bro snakebites and gauges she must be a freak in the sack my dude Anon it's 2025, that is a frigid leftist bitch. all that counter culture shit of slutty rockabilies and scene girls doesn't exist anymore, their piercings and symbols of rebellion are now how misandrist roasties desexualize themselves from the hekkin male gaze. Yes it's retarded to become a trashy slampig to show how much you hate sex, but women.
>>517689856>cooking for yourself is not a result of being "upper middle class"It is if you cook shit worth a damn and not microwave meals along with ramen noodles. It's only cheaper if you eat garbage you can cook at home.
Imagine, if you will, being a jeet.Imagine reading a chalkboard where it says>WHEN WE ARE ASLEEP YOU WILL SHIT ON SWEENEY WHATEVER ITS FUCKING NAME IS.>AND DONT DRINK THE WHOLE OFFICE GALLON OF NIGGER CUMAt morning, you have kikes, at midnight, you get jeets.Just ask your AI of preference whats the time in israel.
>>517662737On her defence she struggled with a mental illness.
>>517660232>old fake tits steal the show from young heavy naturalsnot how these things work I'm afraid
>>517698890And kikes were absolutely bashing the best acting there ever was because they were white woman.
>>517694775
>>517660232"I need to find a woman that won't give all my money to the United Negro College Fund"
>>517661256Is she using a Jedi mind trick?
>>517660232
>>517696503Holy crap look at that fur.
>>517694013are you stupid you don't have to marry anyone to get that
>>517665323dicaprio aint even that tall. how short is bezos?
>>517701848Not only does one of the richest men on Earth date an ugly post wall hag he's a fucking cuckold to, are uber rich people just like this? Musk dates rather not good-looking women and Zuckerberg married a subpar Asian girl not even one of the hot ones.
>>517660232>What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?It's legitimately mind boggling. She is utterly repulsive. If you showed me a picture of Lauren Sanchez while I was diamond hard plowing Sydney Sweeney, I'd fall immediately limp, and be unable to finish.
>>517660361That was good one!
>>517702150What too much tylenol does to a motherfucka in the womb. Be very careful
>>517676849>before fame................and adrenochrome.
>>517661988>every time I look into these people they have family members involved in glownigger shit
>>517698299
>>517674254>cheap McChickens
>>517663116>dude is jacked and looks goodno he doesnt
>>517705299They were still a dollar around the time I could finally afford to cook myself sirloin steaks every night for myself.
>>517705964>every night for myself
>>517660232>stole the showis that media owned by bezos?
>>517670333checked very closely
>>517683820>>517683629he is powerless against a waft of vagina
>>517660232>What was bezos thinking when he married this slut?mutts are vulgar little animals who lack class, elegance, grace, sophistication, etc., i'd expect nothing less from a grubby merchant like bezos. ffs, just look at the orange cunt in the white house. yanks are beneath dog shite on the bottom of a gippo's shoe.
>>517693428there's exceptions to every rule
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>>517660232the fighting anus
>>517660672Get AIDS fudgepacker
>>517672815this actually makes me like him a bit
>>517660789sanchez is a nobody, she opens no doors for bezos. he's just some awkward, computer nerd faggot who got finessed by a gold-digging, nigger fucking spiralist. just look at the chud in picrel.i guarantee you his own mortality terrifies him. peak midlife crisis, making up for lost time, that sort of rubbish. an emotionally vulnerable little turd who was played by a brownoid mexicunt.