Unironically what I'd have done in that situation just apply pressure to the wound and calmly instruct the train operator to fast track me to the closest station to a hospital. Why are women so stupid?
Lol
The sad thing is, OP is completely serious. This is how far we've fallen.
>>517677166agreed, niggers dont render aid.
>>517676974AI cannot bleed and cannot be treated in hospitals anon