NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT PROMISED THE CHARGES WOULDN'T STICK, GET ME OUTTA HERE!
>>517677940isn't Luigi like 5'9??he is TOWERING over everyone therebro america is a land of umpa lumpas lmao
>>517677940Dude is in there with P. Diddy he is having the time of his life
>>517677940brian whatshisname is a rotting corpse. luigi won. health insurance apologists are goyslaves.
>>517678423sources familiar with the situation are reporting that its been months since anyone has heard luigi fart
>>517677940mama mia that's a spicy meatball
>Multiple charges against him already dropped>Trump himself was once again too stupid to just shut up and poisoned the well, giving Luigi's lawyers ammo to argue for a mistrial>Prominence of this case and prevailing public sentiment means it's nearly impossible to find an impartial jury