This weekend on October 3rd they will announce the 3I/atlas is an alien craft. Believe me or don’t but I urge you to get any supplies you need now. There will be mass panic. Hospitals have already been alerted to prepare for a mass casualty event.
ayy lmao
>>517689569DISCLOSER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!
>>517689569How big is the unexplained part of its trajectory again? 0.00024%?
>>517689569>We've come to conquer your world because you're all a bunch of violent warmongering idiots I wouldn't complain.
With any luck I'll one of the first to die.
>>517689569>Believe me or don’tgonna have to go with don't on this one
>>517689813If they blew up Israel and all the politicians, we'd probably be ok
>>517689836I'll *be one of the first
>>517689569Sure thing buddy.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758891577698677.webm
>>517689569Yeah sorry, my great granpa's coming back, nothing personal.
Nothing ever happens
>>517689569I for one, welcome our new invading interstellar cannibalistic overlords.
I hope it destroys the liberal shithole im living in with an orbital cannon.
>>517689569>project blue beam finally happensI hope so! I can't wait to be called a crazy conspiracy theorist when I call these "aliens" both fake and gay.
>>517689569Giant rock in the void, literally the kind of news that only is interesting for astronomers, because it's just a rock so big that has a surface with complex chemical reactions : P
You know what? I actually believe it. They will announce an alien craft. Doesn't mean alien craft is real because why the fuck would aliens visit us. But the announcement is real and the panic will be real.
>>517689935>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758891577698677.webmIs this real?
>>517689569Space is fake and gay. Earth may not be flat, but it's not a gay fake globe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTETySn_54
This is what it is, could be result of wow! signal, lets hope theres not more because strange matter is not good for us lol
>>517689569If you fall for operation blue balls you deserve everything that happens to you.
>>517690269Ah, the Democrat convention.
Mainstream publications are already softly disclosing it. Expect more articles the next 2 days before the announcement Friday. It will happen suddenly. Have everything you need for at least a week and do not leave your house for any reason during this mass panic stage.
>>517689569The alien have also said that we shouldn't look for the Epstein files.
>>517690269>Is this real?Probably as real as we are likely to get
>>517689569So what happens when the ship arrives and it was just an early human civilization that left earth? They return and see how shit it is here, then turn around and go home.
rolling
>>517690448>It will happen suddenly. Have everything you need for at least a week and do not leave your house for any reason during this mass panic stage
>>517689569Hagfags ramblings were just cover up for the public. Real meeting was about incoming alien invasion.
>>517689569TWO MORE WEEKS
>>517689569I'm gonna board the hell outta them ships. Worst case scenario I'm harvested. Best case, I'm rollin deep in space with the other survivors.
>>517689569I got a fresh inhaler yesterday so I'm good through winter concerned op.
>>517689813Wow aliens are antisemitic too?
>>517689569ayy ... its nothing.
>Believe me or don’t chu..I don't
>>517690775Three more days.
Gozer ? Summoned by the Synagogue of Satan to ruin earth ?Or Jesus/Mohammad, to fix things up a bit ?
>>517689999nice numbers
>>517689813wow what a coincidence that they selected benjamin netykike to be the supreme leader
>>517689569
>>517689569ALIENS AIN'T REAL. THEY WILL USE BLUE BEANS TO CULL PARTS OF THE POPULATION, INCLUDING US.
>>517689569Looks like a giant space turd
>>517689569i hope theyre hot
>>517689569I'm disclosing that I put my benis in OP's Mum fifteen years ago and OP is the illegitimate son I'm disappointed with.
>>517689999kek wills it
>>517691843So this low quality thread is indirectly your fault?
>>517689884Sorry but the ayys only abduct people with good grammar. You're safe.
>>517689999Aww...der Axl... :3
>>517691343she just keeps getting cuter bros
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>>517690037Hail our ants overlords!
Bullshit retard
there are some ayyylmaos on board but its not an "alien ship" its from here, just coming homediscussing this was the real reason for the big military meeting at Quantico today
>>517689813>>517689867keyed tbqh
>>517689569panic by who? literally everyone will forget in a week.
>>517690395how do we know how much it weighs if its too big to put on a scale and we dont have scales in space
Don't care, hollywood taught me that they will only attack the USA.
>>517691937Like I said, very disappointed in him.
>>517692664yeah what was the point of the public show where theyre talking about not letting weak women in the army of course theyre not gonna pull generals from across the world just to say that kek
>>517690448Literally the only person saying this shit is (((Avi Loeb))). There are just a whole bunch of retards echoing it.
Shut up nigger. Unless this stops people from having to go to work, no one is going to give a single fuck.
>>517692814The estimate is from a preprint paper that hasn’t been peer reviewed yet, much less independently verified, written by (((Avi Loeb))), who did this same bullshit back in 2017 when the last interstellar comet came through.
>>517689569Can I shag one of the aliens?
>>517689569>There will be mass panicNo. 2 weeks of cringe memes and then everyone will stop giving a shit.
>>517693279i know of avi loeb he just chats shit so he can make a book about it, hes probably already got preorders up for his book on atlas3, everyone involved in ayys/ufos does this, 99% are conmen
>>517689569i hope they take me with them
>>517689569>"Uhhhh we need digital ID's and CBDC to uh... protect you guys from aliens because... WE JUST FUCKING DO OKAY??!?"No.
>>517689935It’s only considered alien since it’s not part of the solar system.
>>517692769Everyone on the planet is going to find out at exactly the same time there is a giant alien craft near earth. There will be pure existential terror. Millions will die in the first week from accidents, being trampled, fighting over supplies. If you live in a city get out now because the roads will be gridlocked.
>>517690395Not good. At least it’s not that close to earth. Nickel is poisonous too.
>>517690395tldr. just gonna call it a flying space penis
>>517693085>>517693279Avi is smug about this because he has known about it for well over a year. He knows it’s an alien craft. Let go of him being a Jew for one second. He was the safe spokesman to go with the drip feed to the public.
>>517689569It's an alien war. The ones who are already here are trying to protect us. They launched an ejection from the sun to try to destroy or deflect 3i, but if it comes in close enough it will launch it's attack and bathe us in gamma rays, destroying the earth (which our aliens use as their space port) this is literally an intergalactic war between warring species of ETs and we're caught in the middle. just a pearl harbor in their galactic war.https://futurism.com/space/interstellar-object-sun-coronal-mass-ejectionwe're doomed. max out your credit cards and live for the day.
>>517689569Been ready for this forever. Yeah, it's gonna get close enough to Mars for the telescopes to finally see it exactly what it is. Right before it suicides into the planet. Where's your God now?
>>517689836Youre the last one to die now
>>517693513"Come with us, Earthling! We're going to breed you with hot Earth women!" Okay.
>>517689999Uncle A is finally returning from his space voyage?
Red Skull said the World Ended Monday.>yet we still here.
>>517690395>WOW
>>517695595no these guys left after Atlantis fell been gone a long time (from our perspective)
>>517695304Last time i got abducted they forced me to mate with a sea lion. Aliens are retarded
>>517694387>aliens are allied with jewslol no one but Aryans are naive enough for that
>>517689569I'll just fast for a week, will do me some good.
>>517695795they're smarter than you believe, where do you think mermaids come from?
>>517695791Nephelim?
>>517694860think of the aliens who are here (our creators) as people who are running a big time meth lab, and the aliens who are coming as the ATF. who would you want to win? if the meth makers win we're stuck here doing the same shit, but if the ATF wins we may be liberated and brought to a new world without suffering (or just simply exterminated)
>yfw they're some sort of alien parasite like the flood or the thing
>>517696040oops i meant DEA
>>517689999Holly shit…Czecked
>>517690233Son los aliens, prepara tu ano
>>517695997mares
they're coming to take me to Hyperborea and to steal my seed
Aliens may tounge my anus
>>517695603But that's when I banished all malicious entities off of the Earth with the power of the Christ vested in me by God the CreatorOh no
>>517689569No they won't faggot
Project Bluebeam fake and gay shit. Aliens don't exist. Christ is king.
>>517696373Sorry anon, just got a call, they're coming to me first.
>>517692085Dr. Axel Stoll, so viel Zeit muss sein!
>>517689569bitch what makes u think there will be mass panic? 80 percent of people already believe in aliens.
>>517694387So why is that thing there, mr Larpson?
>>517696656I can imagine boomers freaking out about it, everyone else will be meh
>>517690847Worst case scenario is you burning in hell for eternity
>>517693574I meant to quote this post
>>517692657That's literally a drone.
>>517689569No shit it's an alien craft, nigger. Earth is a prison planet.
>>517696656They didn't panic over covid lockdowns. They just complied.They didn't panic over mask mandates. They just complied.They didn't panic over Ukraine, they didn't panic over 7th October, they didn't panic over Trump's near assassination, they didn't panic over ICE deporting illegals, and they didn't panic over Charlie Kirk's shooting.The masses simply shut down, and comply. They do as told by the authority figure. It's what they're trained to do like good dogs.Guaranteed, the first thing they'll do when they're informed of it not being a comet is hoard toilet paper and gasoline.
>>517696373theyre gonna take your seed with a syringe and dump in the desert
>>517689797Well. When you put it that way.. it only confirms one thing. The competency crisis is real.
>>517694387Avi likes to leave inconvenient data out of his papers, and his disclosures are usually wrong and easily disproven.He ran this same Ayys scam when the last interstellar comet came through in 2017. He’s a scammy Jew trying to sell his book to people who don’t know any better and take him at his word because he’s a “scientist.”
>>517689569Bro you better commit suicide if this shit doesn't happen. I'm tired of all this ET shit.
>>517689569I want to be the first man to get my dick sucked by an alien
>>517696982Grey ayyliminas already fuck the shit out of many abductees to breed hybrids.
>>517693574Ayylmao
>>517689569Ahhh I'm panicking right now ahhhh
>>517689569We can only hope starting a new job as a boss the 6 and I rather be on vacation..
>>517696876>the first thing they'll do when they're informed of it not being a comet is hoard toilet paper and gasoline.You're giving them too much credit, they only do that when the news tells them to by reporting that there's a shortage
>>517696949Come Friday there will be irrefutable proof.
only way to stop the spread of aliens is to insert a fist into your b-hole and worship israel for two weeks
>>517689999Nice
>>517696891kek
>>517689774Relax! I was just taking my superlaser star destroyer out for some target practice. I hope nobody is going to miss Guam.
i say, unless they’re hot alien babes, WE FUCKIN NUKE EM
>>517697243
>>517690448>mass panic For what reason would alien attack humans they literally have everything they would ever need in space already!
>>517689569If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 then you're lying
>>517697323Would you cum inside reptilian pussy?
>>517696373UFOPORNO
They're 20 years too late to pull project blue beam at this point, nobody cares about space or aliens any more. They might as well just reveal the antichrist without any deception because the same amount of people will comply regardless. This alien shit is just a pointless extra step.
>>517689569https://nitter.net/truthtold24/status/1837367639460429957
>>517689569Cool story bro
>>517693574???????? where the fuck would people be going lol?
Amazing but did you know US leaders were fucking kids on an island?
>>517696607>just got a callwrong number.everybody knows they like foreskins. use your head anon.
>>517697443I don't think anyone would care about that either. Within days we'd see memes about him and, in this timeline anyway, clown world would take over: The antichrist, the real antichrist, would probably be caught at the Wailing Wall in Israel or some shit kek. I just see our reality as one of hilarity.
>>517690395Cunts can't take a picture of the flags on the surface of the moon, even though the resolution required is lower and the moon being tidal locked means you can do long exposure shots, but you expect us to believe this garbage?Fuck you fucking kikes.
>>517697640kek
I was just in the ER and there was no mass panic or hoarding of supplies.
>>517697581The famous epstein island?no way jose
>>517689569i have 24 rolls of toilet paper and 80 fish fingers, will i make it?
>>517697209Did you experience covid at all?The first thing people did was hoard toilet paper. It was out of stock for a month and in limited supply afterwards, at least it was here.People were loading their cars up with 20 6-packs, just in case. I saw it myself in person while doing smarter groceries.They weren't told to hoard TP, they weren't told there'll be a shortage of it, they weren't told they couldn't do groceries anymore. "AAAAH I NEED TO WIPE MY ASS IN 6 MONTHS NIGGA SHIT SHIT SHIT I NEED 30 PACKS NOW"Meanwhile canned- and bagged food was abundant and never out of stock. Rice, spaghetti, all was well. Pasta did run out after a while... I guess the Italian market got dibs.
>>517689569I welcome the new cosmic overlords over our human ape idiot leaders
>>517697867You need at least enough for two weeks so no
>>517689999Witnessed
>>517689569>There will be mass panicwhy are people gonna panic? >oh nooo alien space craft now i can go insanesilly goyim, you will still go to work, you will still pay rent.
>>517697500This guy leaks classified military intelligence documents, but it's just zogbot slop when it comes to the nature of reality. He never mentions that reincarnation is a trap by bad ETs who run Earth as a prison planet.
>>517697413only if they aren’t cold blooded
>>517698094They are all cold blooded and most can't feel emotion. I would still breed them desu.
>>517689569HOLY SHIT ,MAJOR HAPPENING
>>517697237Proof that Avi is a grifting POS?
i had a vivid dream about this, so i know it will come to be the aliens are sexy reptilian humanoids with huge tits and they want to have sex with us!!
>>517691663Wouldn't that be something? Killing off all the antisemites under the guise of an alien invasion?
>>517697500thinking bout those blue beans
>>517689569Total Non Pleiadian Death Incoming !
>>517689569Fake af but I wish it was real, let's gooooooooo
>>517698175Here is an HD one from /x/
>>517698175I'm a leaf on the wind
>>517698163Just like real women
>>517698338Ironically. There are resistance movements among greys and reptilians. Some of them are good, despite most of them being bad.
>>517698287death? no see, they totally got on the ships. their god came for them.
>>517690448It will happen when the weather cools. That's when they'll make their move. The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition. They're trying to force the gods' hands.Watch for these signs:1. Three branches will become one2. An island will drift away3. A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill4. A star will gorge itself on clay5. Idols will speak and move about6. The black flag will fly above the dome7. The belly of the dragon will drip water8. Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear9. A rock will stand on seven hills10. The ravens will starve11. The bear will leave her cage forever12. The rod and the ring will strike
>>517689999Witnessed Hans
>>517689569yea just like the rapture on september 23rd. Heres whats going to happen. October 4th we will wake up just like any other day, and the world will STILL be garbage.
>>517698287>>517698438Do not get in the ships, do not get in the bunkers. If the aliens are (((bodysnatchers))) do not go in to testing facilities, do not engage with anyone.
>>517698395If that's the case the 0/10 no tail Chad's will be eating good
>>517689999checked, Best Christmas confirmed soon
>>517698523They already snatch millions of people every year, nigger. What do you think that happens to 8 million people are reported missing annually worldwide? Ayylmao abductions are part of the government deal with the bad aliens.
>>517689569NOTHING EVER HAPPENS CHUDDIE
>>517697901That isn't what happened. What happened was the news and social media reported that people were hoarding tp so everyone decided they must also hoard tp before it ran out which caused a real shortage.
>>517689569>actual aliens are here>gets announced while trump administration is in office>no one believes it because of thispeople will just seethe so what's the point
>>517697867>80 fish fingers80 cheese sticks would be more efficient and tasty
>>517698523I would earnestly shotcall what is essentially a combination of bluebeans and an invasion from the underground conquering the above ground. I'm thinking resident evil tier lab grown monsters outright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJfb7nbs5XATHREAD THEME
>>517697393The Aliens are coming for and in Uranus
>>517698811The holocaust is a myth, and the jews worship reptilians who are basically the same motherfuckers that religions call demons and jinns.
>>517689569wormwood, will fall to earth, subsequently a third of the earth becomes wormwood.
>>517698683Under the guise of alien invasion they can do it in larger quantities, in public, and the vaxxmaxxed, fluoridated goyim will clap as their fellows are paraded into the harvester.
>>517689569> alien craftonly capable of sub lightweak shit, my niggers. weak shit. no wonder these retards crash on earth all the time.
>>517689569if this doesnt happen fuck you for getting my hopes
>>517689569>Hospitals have already been alerted to prepare for a mass casualty event.What mass casualty event? The glowies are gonna announce the rock is actually an alien, and people are going to spontaneously combust en masse?
>>517689569Beam me up assholes, ayyyyyy lmaoo, 2 more weeks.
>>517698857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJFV2oONbhosomething like that in the ocean, and honestly people on earth would do something like that to correct it
>>517698847>genetic abominations and subjects from their late 90s cloning programs are released in controlled groups and areas to fake and alien invasionIt would also make heckin science enjoyers clap and point and say omg it's just like the theorists said!!!! The invaders are low tech to not bait out nukes!!!!!
>>517698287what's the next step in their master plan? Manual labour?
>>517699062some creature, like that appears, what happens; the Apocalypse.
>>517698929There's no guise of alien invasion. Bad aliens already keep us here like cattle. Souls elsewhere are free. On Earth we're enslaved. They require complete secrecy enforced by government, glowniggers and zogbots with as much psyops as possible to deboooooooooooonk any proof of ayys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE8_suh06zc
>>517699123Fuck if I know I'm just spitballin
>>517699203This NIGGA is gonna fall for blue beanz
>>517695268of all the fuckin ip hubs you chose to connect your space computer you chose fuckin muttland why are you alien fucks so intrested in muttland? is it because race mixing is in your fuckin agendas? fuckin gay.
>>517690633>the invasion can be stopped by changing the batteriesniggers will be our doom
>>517699306Muh blue beam is a psyop. There's no alien invasion and there will never be. The bad ones already run Earth as an informational and psychological prison with forced reincarnation, soul traps and memory wiping.
>>517699123I dreamt that last night ,concentration camps making alien cookies.
>>517699411See >>517699347
>>5176895693I/ATLAS is an interstellar comet, not an alien spacecraft.
>>517699347Last time I saw you on those threads you were accusing people of being jeets for daring to talk about meditation and astral projection, lol
>>517689569i will be on guard for the fakest and gayest thing ive ever seen
>>517699411really fake real fake aliens. gonna blow everyone away. what a twist!
>>517689569Fake and stupid. You think people would even give a shit if this announcement happened? They would talk about it for 2 or 3 days, a week at the very most, then they'd forget about it. There would be no mass panic, no one fucking cares. They'll just go back to scrolling.
>>517699474That wormwood, like in that game the meteor.
>>517699663See? Told ya. You're very easy to recognize.
For those who can’t understand why there would be panic consider this the average IQ worldwide is relatively low. Most people beyond lacking reasoning skills are also highly superstitious. Even those with above average intelligence will often grasp for explanations that fit within their existing beliefs especially if the idea of extraterrestrial life challenges their worldview.Mass panic.
>>517699474It might be something, like the time 1811-1812
>>517699512Das rite, the only thing that won't be fake or gay are the innocent people they massacre, just like in most of their ops.
>>517699663we not some caste system
>>517699347
>>517699823your types work for g4s
>>517699123>>517699210The dumb cheesy power move shit I would expect from them is generic fantasy story demonlord conquering the earth with his legions shit since they're all theater fags. They're all gross spoiled power hungry children that managed to stick around as old men, with wisdom only serving to feed their arrogance. That's the only conclusion I am come to knowing what I know "IF" something happens
>>517699749hello saar
>>517689569Ok, Shlomo, what psyop are you planning again?
>>517699889those crazy people that work for g4s they doing, something like the nazis
>>517699793If aliens are indeed real and a giant mothership came to Earth like War of the Worlds it would be mass hysteria and our world as we know it would change overnight. My only hope is they are not nefarious aliens and are willing to share their tech with us for the average American to have.
>>517700050Shouldn'tJews
>>517700050Yeah. because you're all about sharing your tech with the lower life forms... right...hah
>>517690395>33 billion tonsI sense americans getting raped again
>>517689569How come no one ever gets tattoos of spaceships?
>>517699889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxvoHLbU-Ioan example of the crazy stuff g4s does, they strange, it something out of the twilight zone
>>517700229i have seven. i fucking love spaceships
>>517689569>Hospitals have already been alerted to prepare for a mass casualty event.How would this not leak to the mainstream media then larping retard?
>>517697303Please do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDnim_yyLug
>>517700335>he doesn't know NGMI
>>517689813I would because I'm unironically not part of them, but I have a feeling aliens would pretty quickly be able to tell whites are the most advanced race of hominids and know better than to lump most of us in with niggers/jews
>>517700270g4s is a pmc disguised as a rent-a-mallcop outfitI thought everybody knew this?
haha no aliens don't abduct me noooooo
>>517699793How will Florida fare? Which are the best/safest places aside from the obvious like outside the city?
>>517690395Not 29 billion, not 15 billion, not 31 billion, or 34 billion but THIRTY THREE (33) BILLION. EGADS YOU MEAN JUST THE 800 ARTICLES IN THE PAST 5 YEARS THAT SAY 33 IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE 33 AGAIN? DO THEY THINK WE ARE STUPID?
>>517689569Will the hospitals be ready for all the people who don't care?
>>517689999Turkish Jedi check.
>>517689569Ok? No one will believe them, if they even hear about it. Blare an alert on the smartphones and maybe you'll get a reaction
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