>Mr. "Anonymous"? We found your 4chan account. You need to come with us.wyd?
>>517696657do i take my penis out now or at the hotel?do you do butt stuff?
>>517696657the bong can come in to taste my banger if she likesthe shitskin waits outside
>>517696657Left hook blonde bitchHand at Muslim bitch throat. Hold tight and stomp the blondes head in as she lays on the ground
>>517696657Cor blimey, I swears I 'aven't posted on no 4channels, honest!
>>517696657I go with them. It's not fair in my eyes, but there's no point sperging out. Your life isn't over unless you've killed someone or done something REALLY bad.>>517696831>t. pic rel
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>>517696791>>517696814>>517697143I can't even insult you because I'm using an American website right now. I'm America's bitch.
>>517696791/thead
>>517696791>not opening the door butt nakedNGMI At that point they've already sensed weakness
>>517696657>y-you too*lets out a fart while slowly closing the door making it sound like the door is creaking*
>>517696814I wanna put me banger in her mash and fill it with gravy ifuknowotamsayin
>>517697343we're here for you
>>517696657In my country, those faggoty uniforms are just a costume and it's not Halloween.
>>517697606i like keeping my penis locked up so bitches cant steal it
>>517697365i'm sorry, i can't speak for myself, but i can speak for the others. the others in question are the ones who would like to know what you're up to.
>>517697031He wouldn't die in a shootout with the feds, though. He'd be well within his legal right to blow their brains out if they force their way in without legal authority. A badge doesn't stop someone from committing criminal activity that you can defend yourself from.
>>517696657Invite them inside for biscuits and tea
>>517696657Think of the 10000000 things I've posted which they could be pissed about
>>517697365We found your 4chan account. You need to come with us.wyd?
I’m gay
>>517697031wonder how long ago that guy in the gif died and how old he was
>>517696657POV: you're Dale Cregan with a grenade in your hand
>>517696657I'm not going to pretend I'm John McAffee and would would cunt punt the muzzoid and grab the blonde by her pony tail before kissing her and fleeing for Belize. I would probably just quietly go with them, and refuse to answer any questions or speak to anybody but my lawyer.
>I don't recall
>>517696657>I ordered TWO blondes, not one. The fuck is this shit?>Well, maybe Aisha there can suck on my balls while I fuck you, slut.
>>517696657Tell my armed security detail I am not expecting visitors
>>517696657KEK! As I say it out loud, "Hey, you on the left. I will make you my girlfriend. You on the right. You need a paperbag over your face. It disgusts me so."
>>517696657>Look at the video making it seem this is about a social media post a teenager viewed and didn't even post herself>https://www.tiktok.com/@child1of1god1/video/7552486684030471454>Video's heavily edited>It's actually some kind of cyberbullying/sexual harassment from the girl using a fake profile to send "indecent messages" to peopleCan't trust anything anymore. Shit's only going to get worse when AI gets too good to differentiate from reality.
>>517696657I will beat that woman worse than her 76 year old husband does if she appears at my door.
>a tatted up drugged up whore and a foreign mooslem hag coming to arrest you for wrongthinkare you doing ok there bongbros?
>>517696657Happened with me one time. 2 dudes cops come. They claimed that I trolled them (I didn't) and they come to arrest me. I refused and told them to show proofs. Which they didn't have. That's all. But it was long ago, laws different now.
>>517696657After sharting out my tv loicense to the tune of God save the queen, 361 degree noscope my dick while walking away
>>517697031>Your life isn't over unless you've killed someone or done something REALLY badLike posting on X?
>>517696657ask why is the other whore's head not covered
>I’m a light skinned Pakistani, you racists. Keir will hear of this.
>>517696657Call the REAL police on them so they will take those feminist lunatics away to a nice rubber room where they belong.
>>517696657>"I need to go to the bathroom first">Put oil in a pot>Full whack on gas >Throw hot oil at them>Profit
>>517696657Just roll with it. Once they levy charges against me it’s an automatic win>your honor, this crime was committed by anonymous, and this curt document presents me as otherwiseCase dismissed.
>>517696657My names not Anonymous tho
>>517696657*teleports behind them*
>>517696657Lift my shirt, show them my arm, and say:> see, I've got my free pass to say any crazy thing I want; and if you disagree, YOU are a bigot
