What's gonna happen to religion when the aliens show up?
>>517699102They will never show up. That sector of space for fags.
>>517699102my religion accomodates for aliens though
>>517699102Immediate panic. People will turn on their religious leaders and bash their skulls open for their new overlords. If they did similar atrocities for Genghis Khan to avoid their fate while he was only a human one can only imagine what they will do for the love of General Zod of The Ass Rape Squadron if he shows up out of the blue pissing laser lights and shooting rainbows out of his ass.
>>517699102>aliens are demons>aliens are gods>their planets were promised to us 3000 years ago>do aliens taste like chicken?pick one depending of your positioning on the globe
>>517699102they will just incorporate them into the region like with everything else
>>517699102You mean the demons?
>>517699102"There are other sheep whom are not of this flock"Christianity is here to stay :)
>>517699102You are dimensional commerce. Do you hang out with the change in your ashtray?
>>517699102>aliens show up>get jewed by kikes on day 1>go back where they came from
Christniggers will poop their diapers because THEY DIDN'T HAVE FATHERS GROWING UP
>>517699102I will convert them to Christianity
>>517699102literally nothing. anti Christ is probably going to disguise himself as an alien and float down like a faggot and trick all the retarded redditer atheistfags that he's magic and they'll give him their undying loyalty. you think libshits are bad now? imagine them emboldened and feeling like they're on the right side of history with a magical floating being telling them what they should do to all the Christians. gay antichrist probably only has to do cheap parlor tricks and turn a couple trannies into their new gender for their undying loyalty. mark my words they're all gay as fuck this will be his go-to miracle for them
Why would God create the entire universe and not fill it with life? It's like saying the existence of non-human life on Earth disproves Christianity. >but what if they don't have an Alien Jesus?Why would they? There isn't a cat messiah, why would some alien life form have the same fallen nature and origin story as Christians? It would only get weird for Alien-Human mutts.
>>517699102They won't, we are in a backwoods part of the galaxy basically bumfuck nowhere. It is for the best that they won't show up.
>>517699102idk
>>517700131>The Mouth is awakening AnonThe Mouth is awakening Anon>The Mouth is awakening AnonThe Mouth is awakening AnonSoon The Maw of The Beast Cometh.Awakening. Awakening.Awake.https://youtu.be/MVnSFj6XQZY
>>517699102I'll ask them if God sent them their own Jesus too or if ours went to them.
>>517699102Buddhism has no problem with aliens.
>>517699102>80 years since nuclear testing startedThey are never coming.
>>517700888The aliens will become Buddhists i.e.
>>517700131This. Aliens are fake and extremely gay.
>>517699102we'll baptize them all
>>517699102The aliens are Mormons.
We will worship the space rabbi
>>517699102It will be aliens that have no concept of religion and they are converted to the first religion they encounter. Then they learn there are many religions and they destroy their civilization through holy wars.
