Pol/ humor
>>517699491gavin newscum is barred from holding public office
>>517699979How so?
>>517702457even with a funny mirror edit jews will never be White or Human
>>517699491Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>517703510Mashallah Mashallah
>>517703510Thank you for your service leaf. You will be spared from the rake.
>>517699491Gavin is trying too hard to be the liberal Trump
>>517704025Forgot funny
>>517699491Yawn
>>517703510Amen
>>517703510“RAKERS could be here” he thought, “I’ve never been in this province before. There could be RAKERS anywhere.” The sub zero wind felt good against his bare chest. “I HATE RAKERS” he thought. Wheat Kings reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 maple syrup circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of rakes after dark. “With a moose, you can go anywhere you want” he said to himself out loud.
>>517704115If you don't think this is funny then idk what to tell you
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417Witnessed
>>517699491trump is the puppet, hegseth in control
>>517704910Based noticer
HEY LIL DONNIE, I JUST PUT A TYLENOL UP MY PEEHOLE AND NOW MY PENIS IS RETARDED. I NAMED IT BARON!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YHAT DONNIE DUMDUM??
>>517705347
>>517699491Gay. Stop posting this shit.
>>517705347Oh man I love Ron posting
>>517699491>nine seconds
>>517699491
>>517708798
>>517699491Those bitch tits> so disgraceful
>>517709540
>>517709529
>>517709721y'all think he likes his nipples played with during sex? a lil pinching and sucking on those tight nubs
>>517704332...co nico ni!
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417This was a shit thread but now it’s giga based
>>517709721
The president is a civilian, not part of the military
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417The madlad actually did it. Congratulations anon.
>>517711999Nico Nico neck yourself.
>>517703510
>>517714573Yeah they're being retarded on purpose but ffs I'm tired of fat and/or old people being in positions of power .
>>517705857Donald Trump is overweight anon. Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>517710362that's how I imagine us together
>>517702457I look like and say that
sheeeeit
>>517700787Ted Cruz painted this in the first place
i fucking hate niggers. i saw like 5 in my entire life and i'm mad
>>517701042A rabbi's blessing is more powerful than a goyim's.
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417based
>>517699491>the president needs to be in the same physical shape as the generals I mean based but not in the way Gavin thinks, I wish our presidents were like the consuls of the old republic yes
>>517717462Anyone have the webm?
>>517714479Kek
>>517699491>potential presidential candidate doesn't understand difference between branches of governmentJeeeeeesus this guy is a fucking danger.
>>517699491Fuck off you shit idiot
>>517717581kek I believe this 100% without any evidence
>if you're fat, you won't get the 'privilege' of dying for the synagogue of SatanMe gusta gastro exemptions!
>>517717054>>517717630>>517717688>>517717726>>517717838>>517717965>>517718214>>517718422Smuggies made leftists so pissed off they turbo-nuked the subreddit despite it containing nothing overtly offensive lmao.
>>517700787Why did he paint it white? Now someone has to come in and paint the entire thing white.
>>517699491trump is fucking way more spry than any 80 year olds i know. most 80 year olds are frail and can barely walk and have to sleep 1/2 the day like joe biden. im pretty sure if you put donald trump in a ring with any other random 80 year old dude, donald trump would kick their ass 99% of the time. most 80 year old people can barely walk. most are incredibly frail and cant keep any meat on their bones and become gaunt/smaller. trump may be a bit fat but thats actually better for an eldery person than being skin and bones. anyone attacking trump's health/physical fitness/age is completely clueless about how average people age. he acts more like a 60 year old. thats impressive. the only other really healthy old people in politics are rfk jr, 71, - the dude trump put in charge of health and dr ben carson, 74, who trump put in charge of nutrition.and trump is the one who put pete in charge of the military and he is the most fit commander we have ever had, ever. same people calling trump unhealthy promote cutting off children's genitalia and 'healthy at any size' fat acceptance bullshit. so go cry me a river. trump is so healthy and verile he could fuck your mom to death - if he wanted to - but he doesnt.
>>517718581kek
>TFW avoiding conscription for kike fertiliser duties
>>517718671Smuggies outwardly look like jokes but what makes them so funny is they're all true.Retards really were telling their kids that Trump would kill them, put them in a gas chamber, etc. Then recorded them crying for social media clout.
>>517718978
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417(you)
>>517716512Ever see a rabbi and a priest duke it out?I hate to say I beg to differ
>>517716467bitch, have you met black people? They eat drink and sleep anime.
>>517716896Lost.
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417KILLING SPREE
>>517719949this, so much this, and that's a good thing
>>517704910Witnessed what? A thread with only 3 posts in 3 minutes. Wooooooow truly earthshattering.
>>517719897>>517719897Of course a canadian would post this.
>>517709608Trump has a filet of fish. My nigga.
>>517720282You dont understand how good a knot feels
>>517699491Can you tell which one made this post?
>>517720471Get in the gas chamber. NOW
>>517720624The cocksucker.
>>517720940Dont talk about yourself like that
>>517702457I knew a guy like this, though not as bad, and some girl was crazy about him because he was friendly and silly.
>>517700787>>517718697>Why did he paint it white? Now someone has to come in and paint the entire thing white.This. Looks like absolute fucking shit. Should have matched the paint at least. Or better yet covered it with seamless matching concrete like a real pro. Pathetic display. These people actually think they deserve to rule over us. Rolled up shirtsleeves, the ol’ reliable campaign classic heh. Gotta roll em up past the elbows if you really mean business though.
>>517699491based gavin. zogbot migatards btfo. they're as fat and retarded as zognald.
>>517699491What is this now, leftypol? Go the fuck back to leftypol troon.
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417>nigger stole my picsOnly I can post those faggot
>>517721497go back to redit you kike loving race traitor
>>517721206
>>517721001>>517721206I've met Germans with a better sense of humor than you, leaf. Get raked.
>>517721547Stop projecting rankie troon. Finally allowed to say kike, though, I see. Only anonymously though.
>>517721652>Stop projecting rankie troon. Finally allowed to say kike, though, I see. Only anonymously though.
>>517701042It would be kosher though. Extra kosher
>>517721645>>517721582>>517720851>>517720282>>517720113
>>517721497>>517721652>only leftists hate trump!!1!!Retard
>>517721001>>517721206>wall of text>>517720769>>517719987>>517719949>>517719897>>517719850>more faggotryRake this faggot
>>517722511Kashmir is for pakistan
>>517722260
>>517721652This is a pretty accurate description of most of the pol humor.It's really just a bunch of people who feel powerless and angry at the status quo, so they try to find any way they can to feel like they're making a difference
>>517722556??? What the fuck does that have to with anything??This country is overpopulated with retards like you, posting your retardation everyday and shitting up the board. Go fuck yourself pajeet
>>517703510what if the leaf blessing is actually a jeet unironically copy posting
>>517722802Leaf blessing is sacred, I’m White and always bless the thread when needed. That leaf just beat me to it. The only time I don’t bless the thread is if people are posting dog shit humour, but sometimes the blessing increases the quality of memes. This is the burden we leafs have to carry. We are the guardians of /pol/
You all get a twinkie house
>>517723838This nigga knows
>>517699491Fat, dysgenic and lazy, typical muttaguntan politician
>>517699979holy cope, Mayor McCheese
>>517702457unironically yeah that guy would be bullied by niggers so the image would be true
>>517724101>tip the lodge once>next thing you know you have to do this so they don't show the toddler rape videos.many such cases of societies.
Whoooaaaa thats DOPE dude, hey man you ever hear about jews?
>>517719562>black>peopleChoose one and only one
>>517703222Why is Helen Thomas in this image?
>>517723308she looks part Grey
Literally me.
>>517723625I'm libertarian but holy based.Fuck tipping, get a better job nigger.
>>517699491>I tried to stop them Jesus>I know my son>The kikes were too many Jesus>Be at peace now Hitler there are no Jews here.
>>517714479Find a woman who wants to suckle your nips like this broad wants to suckle Donald's and you'll be set for life
>>517724374im sending this to eveyone on signal to see if they get it yet
>>517723731we knew this for yearsonly after we started calling them.out did they stop
>>517719562Yeah they eat and drink food too, do you see any African countries growing any?
>>517725119> Durango ,COmy little brother used to live there. i went to visit a few years ago. every one there is a "tour guide" or "instructor". there's not a rational adult within 30 miles of Durango.
>>517719987
>>517701042lol, going to start doing this. Fuck the Satan worshiping baby killersChrist is King.
>>517725119Hod damn that's sad. That dog want away from that obese cunt. Imagine what she makes him do when they're alone.
>>517724785>Lord may the white children see the light>May the Kikes be gassed>blessed be the chud and the chad>for theirs is the 4th reich.
>>517724851Front of pistol in the left hand of the dual wielder.
>>517699491commander in cheese
>4chins bday>gov shuts down in observance>comedy Picture unrelated
>>517720210I bet you’re a blast at parties
>>517699491they excited today, it must be some clown day
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417A true miracle and blessing upon us
>>517716512"In the name of the Father, the Son, and Holy Spirit"vs"In the name of moloch, Saturn, and penis tips"
>>517725963Saint Hitler approves
>>517725963some people put halal stickers on pork products. incase you're looking for more funny things to do.
>>517714479>if only you knew how good things really are
>>517717581I read goy instead of gov
>>517718955Krazy-eyed korn kat
>>517727503He does have a point. No matter the odds, every shitty event in life only makes you stronger. Except the ones that actually kill you.
>>517703705Why do Americans wear their shoes inside their homes? Disgusting, ngl.
>>517709723
>>517715952Seething faggot will never know love like he had.
>>517699491HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHepstein files
>>517731212Save the children.
>>517716254
>>517731503You fags ever get tired of saying the same shit?
>>517731356For last.
>>517702457>>517724194>>517721349Even if he is full of other problems, like the picture implies, I think niggers would still be the biggest one. Barring some terminal disease or multiple sclerosis, nothing can be worse.
>>517714479Must have spotted a lil girl in the room
>>517716073we know
>>517725119and that's why pets shouldn't be allowed in stores
>>517702457
>>517730049>colouring contest>US
>>517705957There used to be jewtybe vids of a guy reading them out but they were shoah'd.
>>517699491.Military. Newsom Newfag. Military.
>>517704832lost
>>517732211You fags ever realize that jews hold every ideological position to fuck with goys?
>>517725313Well that's something you're never unseeing.
>>517730049I'm ready for action at all times bitch.
why are canadians from the other side of the world now?
>>517732211Pretty clear at this point that no, no they don't. It's the inbreeding. After the child genital mutilation of course.
>>517734633So it would seem
>>517730049People do it in most places with no snow
>>517717581Would the blue hair
Hitler is in heaven with the angels.
>>517719587>kirkbashingThis didn't age well.
>>517725370The video is even better.
>>517723308Even asians start to talk like niggers in America? USA was a mistake.
>>517723308interesting. i've never seen an asian woman with a down syndrome before
>>517735189>>kirkbashing>This didn't age wellretard
>>517701042Kikes still benefit. Typical christcuck.
>>517719228No, nor have you, clown.
>>517736598The meme implies that kirk is still alive and making commentary in 2040s.
>>517711999>>517718865>>517726533>>517726643kek>>517721206the left can't meme
>>517725440>heh, a doorbell on a tree>nothing ever happens
>>517735303I started noticing this trend of adopting American black speech patterns 20+ years ago growing up on the west coast but has gotten way more apparent lately. This is true of all Asian groups I've observed, especially among those in 2nd gen lower/middle class, but especially true of Pacific islanders (Samoans and Tongans in particular, but also true of Filipinos), Mexicans, and the lowest class Whites. True also of Chinese/Koreans, but to a much lesser extent.
>>517720471I'm sure do Sandeep
>>517716111heh
>>517704332>>517704378>>517704417Holy mother of based
>>517723625
>>517736262 This is boomer tier slop.Are millenials becoming senile in their 30s?
>>517701042>>517725963Now THIS is podracing
>Hitler, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name.>Thy ethnostate come.>Thy cleansing be done on earth.>As it is in heaven.>Give us this day our daily redpill.>And forgive us our shitposts>As we forgive them that shitpost against us.>And lead us not into Jewery>But deliver us from the kikes>For thine is the ethnostate>And the reich>And the Aryans>For ever and ever. Amen.
>>517738131Hitler was a wonderful guy but it doesn't warrant blasphemy
>>517738267It is not blasphemy. I truly believe Hitler is the Messiah.
>>517725313why
>>517702457Right now niggers are my biggest problem.Two unemployed lesbian niggers with like 6 kids above meand they make unbearable level of noise till 3am-4amand during the whole day.(((government))) won't do shit because niggers are a protected species of ape.
>>517724374>>517724964Took me a few seconds.Grim.
>>517716896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmV4vanosXY
>>517727540S-sauce?
>>517705857new campaign preview? IOTBW bros rise up
