How is Crumbl Cookies even allowed to exist? This shit is killing America.
>>517710413I haven't eaten a cookie/sweet in years because I'm not a fucking child anymorePeople that eat shit like this and get fat(ter) deserve what they get
>>517710413Have you ever walked around North America before? The vast vast vast majority of North Americans would order 3 of these and devour them no question. Something like 80% of Americans and Canadians are overweight, and 50% are obese.
>>517710616And people eat 1-3 of them in a sitting
>>517710413>eat a half pound cookie>expect it to be good for you
why do liberals want the country to tell them what’s wrong and right like a child Like go move to Europe if you want that this is the hardcore server the skill floors higher in exchange for higher skill ceiling (best wages on earth) Also these cookies just look gross desu
>>51771041361g is basically two ounces. 2x4=8 oz. That's a half pound of cookie lmao
>>517711777Bro I don't even eat a whole candy bar in one sitting usually. If you eat a half pound cookie like this then you're a fatass (it's basically like a small cookie pie for each fucking cookie). It'd be like saying it's crazy you can buy a whole cake at once lmao. DON'T EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING CAKE FATTIE
>>517710413Social Media "influencers" a.k.a. subhuman trash
>>517710413>serving size 1/4 of a cookieI swear serving size is some kind of jewish psy-op to get people to buy high calorie food.
>>517710413Saturated fat and cholesterol are good for you.
>>517710413It literally says a serving size is 1/4th of a cookie and only 250 cals. That is perfectly reasonable. Is it up to the company to stop you from shoving more than the recommended serving size down your gullet?
>>517712324The cookies really aren’t THAT big. It’s not unreasonable for someone to eat the whole thing without knowing the nutritional content.
it's ok to be gay
>>517710413IDK if you know this but no one is forcing you to eat that shit. People with a brain are not eating it. It's called natural selection. That being said, they should still be illegal. Because as we know the average american is completely beyond retarded
>>517710413>Crumbl is from UtahThe lengths Mormons will go to be unhealthy because their retarded cult doesn't let them drink booze or even coffee.
>>517712497Saturated fat is one of the worst things that is commonly in food items. Dietary cholesterol isn't so bad and doesn't affect your actual cholesterol levels that much whereas saturated fats do increase your cholesterol.
>>517712738No shit, but Americans are fat and unable to make good decisions.
>>517712811 (me)Sugar is also bad btw.
>>517711777Checked but yeah we'd all eat 1 of these each (sharing around different cookies.) After dinner and drinks it's like a 3,500 calorie night. Can't do that post-college or you'll blow up to 400lbs real quick.
>>517712238>liberals don't want us poisoning ourselves or our children with goyslopAnyone who isn't a libertardian or milquetoast conservative feels the same way, anon.
>>517710413Its the mormonsThis is what happens when cant have drugs or alcohol
>>517710413Holy hell the ingredient lists. This is a science experiment not food. Hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, imitation vanilla, artificial flavors
>>517712738people are retards and don't understand what they are putting in their bodies and don't read this shitmuh capitalism
>>517712590This assblasting cookie professor managed to stay skinny while eating 4lb cookie cakes with this one simple trick (it's AIDS)
>>517710413People buy it so theyre in business. Their cookies aren't that good. Kind of trash imo. I can make better cookies on my own for less and there are other places that sell better cookies than crumbl. Crumbl is for NPCs
>>517711777Trips of truth. My friends ex wife would eat up to 6 in one day.
>>517710413I don’t get it. Is it illegal for them to use “Oreo”?
>>517712238>liberalsDo you even know what liberalism is? Dumbfuck
>>517712956It's the same as banning M-rated games because parents buy them for their kids. Parents buy these cookies for their kids. That's their fault. 500,000,000 kids will die from obesity and my response will still be that it's their parent's fault. If humanity is flawed, that's not my problem. No one said we had to thrive with billions of people. A few hundred million of our best stock who are intelligent enough to think "I probably shouldn't eat this 1,000 calorie cookie" is perfectly fine.
>>517713829This
>>517712590>a flamboyant baker>comes out as gayNO WAY I AM SHOCKED!
>>517710413I'm someone with a sweet tooth, and I hate obesity. To allow yourself to become so fat and helpless is just heartbreaking to me, not to mention viscerally disgusting. I love sweets, but I have an acceptable physique, and I don't constantly gorge myself. Seeing this kind of thing just depresses me.Do you know what it's like to be fat, even a little bit fat? It's exhausting, literally. You're out of breath constantly, basic tasks are tiresome, and you're just perpetually weak.I would never wish being morbidly obese on my worst enemy. It's a violation of the human body.Thanks for depressing me again so I don't eat as much as I want to.
>>517712738>It's called natural selection(and that's a good thing!)>they should still be illegalWrong. Like you said, natural selection. Let them kill themselves.However, giving this shit to your kids... fucking child abuse
>>517710413there was a conspiracy that crumbl and a fitness center, cant remember the name, are trafficing women
>>517710413the 140% of your saturated fat is the scariest part. they used to sell brownies the size of your torso at my middle school and that was like 20 years ago so this isn't anything new, i guess. the difference was you were extremely physically active back then so you terribly but only weighed 100 lbs.
>>517713071Exactly. Have you ever heard of dirty soda? It's been big in my state recently>Hmmmm.... how can we make soda (one of the worst things ever) even more unhealthy?>I know, sugary HFCS syrup, candies on top, and seed oil laden non-dairy coffee creamer!>don't forget the whipped cream!Fucking Mormons. Fucking "influencers". This shit is somehow worse than the bullshit 1000cal Starbucks slop
>>517712590>>517713146I'm insulted frankly. I thought faggots were supposed to be good at baking.This shit is just lazy, truly good desserts allow the natural sweetness of high-quality ingredients do the work. This is just a bunch of cheap sugar.
No idea. I'm a fatty and those things are disgusting. They taste pretty much like straight butter. I swear if you were to squeeze one it would ooze grease. Eating and actual stick of straight butter is probably healthier than one of those since there's already a whole stick in their plus sugar and salt. I have a terrible sweet tooth and i will not eat one of those sorry excuses for a cookie.
>>517712442How is it a psy op? Its factual I formation about the food you want to eat. Read it you retard! Jews aren't forcing calories down your throat
>>517710566i eat cookies and sweets every day and i am thin. feels good not being a manlet
>56 g of fat per cookieThat's insane. Like 1.5 times the fat a liter of milk has
>>517710413What a little bitch Karen>>517711777Based fattards.
>>517712811Your cell walls are made of saturated fatsYour hormones are made of cholesterolQuit believing the religion of science, invented by JEWS
>>517710413You're a liberal.
>>517712442It's like those big 16oz redbull cans in the states that list the serving size as 8oz and servings per container as 2. who the fuck is drinking half a redbull and saving the rest for when it is flat?
>>517711777Nice digits
Im pretty fucking fat and I would never eat one of these. I dont really understand who is.
>>517710413Let people enjoy things (diabetes)
>>517714596Thats not new, they just gave it a new name. All sodas have syrups, and these used to be called floats.
Bros I just looked at a SMALL bag of sugar in my pantry and was disgusted to find out that it has over 9000 calories in just the one small bag. That's crazy they are allowed to sell it. Im going to check my butter next... cautiously optimistic that it will be more calorically modest but now I dont know what to think
>>517710413It isn't a fucking cookie, it is a cookie cake.
>>517716429People would bring this type of shit in to work that's where I would see it. Tons of these places in cities, silly little ice cream or cookie shops. Imho these things are like coping mechanism food for fags and women. Emotional support sugar
>>517710413>Dietary fiber 16%Not bad
>>517716656Lol what's even your point? The idea is that a relatively small cookie is so dense in sugar and fat. It's kind of impressive in a food science kind of way.
>>517716656I laughed but if you've ever listened to fat people who can't figure out weight loss or watch that "secret eaters" show where some 40 stone british woman can't figure out why she can't lose weight even though she only eats 300 calories a day, people will absolutely buy one of these, ignore how big and heavy it is, not bother to read the nutritional info, and then tell their doctor "Dieting doesn't work, all I eat is salads (covered in dressing) and one cookie as a treat"I dont think it needs to be legislated though
>>517715343I also eat cookies and sweets every day and I am thin. And a manlet.Feels GREAT not being canadian, though.
>>517716746It’s a cookie sandwich. This one is a cookie though.
Crumbl brownie
A Youtuber I used to watch changed her channel to only talking about Crumbl Cookies once a week so I guess they pay influencers well.
>>517717238On second thought I am kind of bothered that the FDA considers any amount of added sugars to be part of your "daily value," let alone a whole 50g of them
I drink one of these every morning (coffee has too much caffiene is bad for your heart) and several times a week I buy a variety pack (6 cookies) as snacks throughout the evening. Doesnt hurt you at all. Im only 240 pounds
>>517717376>>517717238>>517717696Fuck MREs, just send in our mutt troops with these bad boys. Much more space/weight efficient
>>517717376That thing kinda looks like itd be a Chunks food from StarfieldI looked up how big that brownie is and while its kinda big its a lot smaller than you'd expect an 1100 calorie brownie to be
>>517710616Eating an 8 oz snack is normal behavior in muttland.
>>517710413This is fucking disgusting>downs 6+ 100-calorie lite beers a night
>>517716656>Whoa, my food has energy!Only eat what you burn. It's good to have plenty of calories on hand. If you eat too much, fast afterwards.
>>517710413>56 grams of fat per cookie
>>517717696Crustaceans?
>>517717696>contains crustaceanswhat in the fuck..?
>>517718954Impurities in the carrageenan, which is made from seaweed. Even theoretical trace amounts have to be reported as allergens
>>517714066Everyone in my family (dad, mom, brother) is morbidly obese it pisses me off so much.Simple tasks like enjoying a spot on vacation has to have exertion calculations built into it.Not to mention the shame of being that fat and lashing out amongst each other because they can't enjoy anything.My dad ate half a pie today, has candy stashes around the house, and it's scaring me he could drop at any moment. My mom fed us bullshit food growing up sickening fatty food bought with coupons, she also had gastric bypass surgery to stop eating so much. My brother has had several health related surgeries and still smokes weed all day on disability
>>517719586It makes one question freedom when one bears witness to what it can bring.
>>517710413Have you not had them? They're like 8 inches wide and three inches, they're HUGE dude. You get like 4 as a family and cut them into quarters and eat them over the course of a week
>>517715343But I do this and I'm a manlet.
>>517716975I think fat people crash diet too often and shock their body with extreme calorie deficiency, no nutritious foods, and never actually get past the initial phase of ketosis when the hunger stops. Also they're so fucking huge walking is like squatting 135 to them but all the time so they get injured and feel like shit and give up
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>>517719828I've never seen a crumbl cookie IRL but ive seen several people get those gross soggy Subway footlong cookies that are 1440 calories and eat them by themselves in one sitting.
>>517717696How much do these shakes cost? If they are like 7 bucks I’m down.
>>517720226My dad eats one of these with his lunch like every day
>>517714596i thought dirty soda was when the rappers poured codeine cough syrup into their sprite
>>517720091Maybe sometimes but most often people just lie to themselves, others, and/or dont pay attention to how much they are actually eating. Its a proven fact for example that if you eat while watching TV or playing on your phone or so, you are far more likely to gain weight because you aren't committing what you eat to memory and your subconscious will call for you to eat again sooner/eat more
>>517719760kek, what blows my mind is when I try to be stern and explain what they're doing to themselves and I get told to go fuck myself. I'm not in great shape but at least I can do 8 pull ups and run a few miles
>>517720515That makes sense. Last time I visited my parents I was grabbing some hi-chews and twizzlers whenever I passed them on the country probably racked up 800+ calories just fucking around
>>517720767on the counter*
>>517710413Remove the sugar, add a sugar alcohol, and this would be the perfect health food.
>>517712442Yeah it annoys the fuck out of me too>>517715194shut the fuck up moron, it should just list the total amount, not a retarded arbitrary "serving size" that only serves to make garbage carb food look like garbage at first glance.
>>517712238for certain excessively unhealthy foods the warning should be more obvious on the packaging
>>517721102They should put hunchback fatties on the labels like they do with cigarettes in other countries, but that wouldn't sell kek
>>517720801You ever heard of a nutrient?
>>517710566fuck you sound depressed
>>517716319This. A single bottle of Snapple is apparently 2.5 servings, which makes about as much sense.
>>517720558>I'm not in great shape but at least I can do 8 pull ups and run a few milesThat puts you lightyears ahead of most people.
Oh no! I ate a half pound of Kouign Amann and it had 1,000 calories of sugar and fat!! HOW COULD THEY LET THIS HAPPENNNNNN
AND THEN I ATE A HALF POUND OF KAISERSCHMARRN!! WHY IS THIS SLOP LEGAL?!
What americoons need is more walking and exercise
>>517715343Also a manlet, BMI is like 22 and I eat ice cream and drink whiskey probably 4 times a week. Making poor dietary choices can easily be contradicted by making other good choices.>Drink soda maybe once a month, if that>Eat cereal maybe once every three months if I have to>My fridge has wheat bread, eggs, pork chops, and cottage cheese in it>Apples and Bananas on the counter>pedophileIt's really not hard to stay reasonably healthy as long as you aren't a retard.
Once I was done, I ALSO HAD A CASUAL HALF POUND OF BAKLAVA!I'm OBESE now! Somebody needs to be arrested for allowing all these goyslops to be created!
>>517710413How the fuck are there 1,000 fucking calories in a single cookie? That’s really fucking bad
>>517715343Your teeth are probably thin too
>>517723096Because it's a half pound cookie.
>>517712479Kek my dad told me stories of his brother (my uncle) who would eat sticks of butter kek lmfao, sadly yes he had a heart attack like ten years ago, rip :((
>>517723170they’re not THAT big though. they’re like the same size as a restaurant cookie like the ones at subway, just thicker.
>>517712590Anything with font like that is jewish govt, never trust anything with NPC font, now /pol/ we must find at least one jew involved because you know it's there, the font doesn't lie
>>517723394>i-it's not any bigger in diameter, it's just way, way thicker!Are you fucking retarded? A Subway cookie is 45g. A half pound is 226 grams. That's 5x as large.
>>517723719Fine a Fuddruckers cookie, sorry I haven’t had a cookie in years
I ate an entire Sachertorte cake. Someone needs to HANG.
>>517715124when i ate part of one it felt like eating crack cocaine, the sugar craving after that was unreal
>>517724019IT HAD OVER 4,000 CALORIES IN THE CAKE! What do you mean I'm not supposed to eat the entire thing, it shouldn't even be LEGAL to sell!
>>517717696>only>>517719586sounds like hell
>>517723945A Fuddruckers cookie is also 45 grams. Here is a size comparison for you, pic related is the crumbl mini cookie which is 45-50 grams versus their full size half pound cookie (226 grams).The cookies are massive.
>>517724019Nobody expects to eat a whole cake in one sitting. People expect to be able to eat a cookie in one sitting or drink a can of a drink.>>517724118this. The only one I tried was the cornbread one, which literally has a scoop of butter on top and a drizzle of syrup. I still think about it to this day.
>>517724543>People expect to be able to eat a cookie in one sittingOh really retard? Even a half pound cookie? How about a 3 pound cookie. It's only ONE cookie right? You stupid fuck.
>>517710413cant even spell crumble...that is a punchable company name
>>517724955A 3 pound cookie doesn’t exist, retard. Stop being naive. People obviously eat entire Crumbl cookies in one sitting.
>>517710413Looking at the nutrition label on processed foods is shit-tier nutrition practice. They want you hypnotized by those numbers so you don't read the ingredient list, which is all you should care about.
>>517710413>124g carbs>12g protein>half decent fiber, vitamin D, and iron What you see as junk food I see as a /fit/ cheatcode. Throw an extra scoop of protein in for a drink and let the gains roll in.
>>517710413that is fucking gross. Its also gross to think that there are "men" who think sweet things are a treat. My idea of a treat is something meaty and salty. Like a peperoni stick or something.Candy is for kids and fatties. Disgusting.
>>517725640Nice dodging the question, fuckface. People eat entire cakes and pizzas in one sitting. Is that the intention? No.
>>517712738It's not at all natural selection. The fat retards still reach sexual maturity to reproduce. Then our high tech medical system unnaturally prolongs their pathetic life until they gracelessly expire.
It's just ONE raspberry pain au chocolat!! What the fuck do you mean I'm not supposed to eat the whole thing?! It's ONE pastry.
>>517710413Damn, just ONE cookie has 220% of the Vitamin D you need every day. That's a healthy fucking cookie, right there. Hell yeah. 44% of your daily iron. It's even got protein in it! (Huh.)
>>517727311>>517726469This guy gets it
>>517721511Never seen a good post from this flaggot.
>>517710413I've wanted to sell healthy food but I've seen what places like that have to go through to be profitable and it's ridiculous. If you don't have rich clientele you aren't making money especially with shipped services eating up that market. People want slop. You would already see affordable healthy food chains if people wanted it but there's an expectation from golem that the food is fried salted 5x and smothered in some kind of oil sauce. You wouldn't be able to sell normal bread in the vast majority of American cities let alone a meal that's lightly seasoned. People don't like the natural flavor of food after growing up on slop.
>>517710413why did you cutoff the ingredients? no one cares about your jewish nutritional values, post the ingredientsi bet #1 is HFCS and that it includes at least 3 artificial dyes
>>517712497You know they're only adding the potassium to try to offset all that sodium though.
>>517710566>I haven't eaten a cookie/sweet in years because I'm not a fucking child anymorechildren should not be eating this garbage in the first placeit's disgusting you people think this is appropriate to eat during your most biologically important years for growing
>>517710413Now lets see Dairy Queen blend like 3-4 of those into a large Blizzard.
>>517728747Everything marketed to children in the US is slammed full of sugar in every way possible
>>517712324No way you can’t finish a candy bar you skinny fat twink
>>517710413Waahhh waah, please ban this food that literally anyone with eyes can see is unhealthy! Please i cant stop myself from eating it because im a fat piece of shit, oh no here I go again.
>>517710657That’s because of spics and niggers. Less than half of white people are overweight. The reason why the obesity rates in America look so high is because they lump all races together. Did you know that 8 out of 10 Latinas are overweight or obese? I’m not making that up. Are there fat white people? Yes, of course, but not NEARLY as many as there are fat niggers and spics.
>>517710413Dude those numbers are pretty awesome.Its like a whole meal.It looks.like the label on a military MRE
>>517721511I'm fuck you
>>517710413>cookies aren't nutritiousWow, thanks for the info!
>>517728127Everyone with a high enough IQ to eat healthy is also smart enough to just buy their own food and cook meals themselves.
>>517710413>Crumbli searched this expecting to find some kosher early life, but instead found some gay faggots who look like the sort who would put out intentionally harmful products just to sit back and laugh at the consumers
>>517710413Id eat it on a dirty bulk why not?
>>517731465it's 1k cal per cookie you dumb fucker, normal cookies are a tenth of that, over a 1/3rd of avg calorie consumption in one cookie is not normalkys with daily suppositories of crumbl cookies faggot
Crumbl cookies are fucking huge, you're only supposed to eat parts of itIts like complaining about the calories in a medium sized cake
>>517731825I don't know, but they are selling out. I saw the Crumbl Cookies near my local Target. That's how I know this is real.And they're not the only ones.
>>517710413The same reason McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, KFC and Popeyes are allowed to exist. To kill us as quick as possible.
>>517732771>The same reason McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, KFC and Popeyes are allowed to exist. To kill us as quick as possible.not killmake sick so the fucking jew kikes can sell "medicine" back to the goyim.after age 35 the jews cant use the goyim in their jewish harvests/wars, so they want use poisoned fat tired low testosterone goyim to be sick to sell them "medicine"
>>517710566So that means we should allow it to be legal to make this and for people to buy it?Fuck off. It's like saying we should make opiates legal to buy at the store. You are a jew
>>517712238I thought liberals were the ones pushing fat acceptance and screeching about> HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE!!> ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!> EATING HEALTHY IS MISOGYNISTIC!!!!!Real American Patriots recognize that fatties are fucking subhuman and want to make it as difficult as possible for hot chicks to eat themselves into obesity.
>>517710413>61g "cookie">124g "Total Carb."huh?
>>517710413How could something I can't afford kill me?
>>517726667It's a really difficult problem that fundamentally boils down to personal freedom.Should they make this kind of food illegal? Probably not, it's only food and they don't force you to eat it. The problem is the increasing numbers of people who want to eat it regularly, to excess.Morally, this food shouldn't exist because it's basically like a slow-acting poison that will ruin your body and eventually kill you.Practically, they aren't doing anything illegal and the choice is with the consumer.It's a philosophical minefield.
>>517734004Reread. It's 61g per servings. A cookie is 4 servings.
>>517726749I mean, that's the problem with a cookie the size of a cake. It's psychologically designed to appeal to fat people. >"It's just one cookie"This is what people will use to justify eating the whole cookie in one sitting and that's likely something that the creators intended. Sugar is highly addictive and it tastes good, it makes things that don't taste good, taste good.Most people have low impulse control and will sacrifice everything to feel better about their shitty lives for five minutes.
>>517710413Gayest place I've ever been in.
>>517720470That's just lean
>>517713829>>517713918Shutup jews.
