Is now officially shut down. You can blame whoever you like for this, I don’t give a fuck, I’m just letting you know. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
We had a government shut down in 2008 or something when the American economy defaulted and the US goverment had to bail out the banks. This is whats happening again but on a global scale?
>>517724963Is this the fault of Republicans?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4CHAN
>>517724963Thanks for letting us know, OP. Now that we know, what do we do?
>>517725299Or perhaps the democrats?
>>517725323ALSO MODS STICKY THIS THREAD
>>517724963>Is now officially shut down.
>>517725348>Now that we know, what do we do?goon harder of course
>>517725299>>517725375Or maybe… someone else? I don’t know man, I’m just asking questions.
>>517724963Woke Judges will make them reopen it.
>>517725279Since 2008 they never stopped printing. It just became the new normal. And its a fucking joke. Because none of these "privatized" companies are profitable anymore. Its kikes just getting repeated investments that never work while they fund mass immigration.
>>517725536You got it backwards. The Democrats want it shut down so they can pay for beaners to live in the United States so they aren't homeless.
>>517725323Thanks for the reminder anon. Happy Birthday, /pol/!
>>517724963Who cares?
>>517724963Still paying for: Medicare, Social Security, Defense, CongressSo not really much of a shutdown
>>517724963i voted for trump for chaos and to destabilize the usa, i got what i voted for. love the total shitshow and harm he's done
>>517725651This is one I found on my outdoor patio. Curious little fellow.
>>517725651I heard these buggers are smart and you can raise them as pets.
Are rat birds responsible for this?
>>517725616>t. welfare white trash
>>517725848
>>517724963They do this shit every yearThe government is totally incompetent, shocker
>>517724963More importantly, the United States of America is now running a fiscal surplus. We are bringing in more money than we're spending for the first time in decades.Let's keep that shutdown going.
>>517725925Is this what congress is like?
>>517725949>More importantly, the United States of America is now running a fiscal surplus. We are bringing in more money than we're spending for the first time in decades.about time.
>>517725323Oh fuck I totally forgot.
>>517726411
You know it (the federal government) doesn't actually do anything right? Watch, nothings gonna happen.
>>517726513>>517726641How does this involve rat birds
>>517724963Nothing changed...
>the greatest depiction of fleshed out aliens interacting with humans of all time is a webcomic by a guy because alien societies interacting is his fetish
>>517726776>>517726886Or has it.....
What tales will this shutdown tell?
>>517727062
>>517725299>>517725375>>517725483Everyone. Congress isn't held accountable to do anything on time.
>>517727060>>517727062It's funny because at the end of the day the integration of yinglets and humans is largely forced by the local drug lord/trademaster due to his own personal hangups and for the most part yinglets have been an outright detriment to the people of valsalia.
FEDS SCRAMBLING
>>517727627Oooh now I get it
>>517724963EBT is working.
>>517727794
>>517725323gov shutdown on 4chan bdaywhat did they mean by this?
>>517728358>what did they mean by this?Government has weird fiscal years. Starts on October instead of January as per Congressional Budget and Impoundment Control act of 1974. Its original intent was to move the budgeting month away from January 1st to avoid panic and rushing, but today's Congress uses it to filibuster for months instead.
>>517728199
>>517724963>fedniggers are out of workHow do we keep it shut down? I don't really like anything they do when they are open for business, and I especially don't like them continuously taking out fraudulent loans in my name so they can send free shit to the kikes in israel.
>>517724963A man without a government is like a man without intestinal parasites.
>>517724963Nothing ever happens
Government shutdowns are just gay political theater events that don't actually matter in the slightest.
>>517725299>>517725375i think the reps and dems should change their animals to something cooler
>>517729566Same. Like a fucking Hawk and a Lion, that’d fuck so hard.
>>517725279Yes except there wont be a bail out. This is why trump has been deploying the national guard. riots and societal unrest soon.
nothing ever happens
>>517725299It's Putin's fault and also Palestinians'
COLD ASICECOLDICE
>>517729466>>517728911ICE agents stopped getting paychecks kek.They're now just rounding up illegals for the pure love of the game.
>>517729851I think we should start calling it Palestonia. Sounds Californian.
>>517729923Palestine is the Roman name.It's been Palestine for 2500 years."Israel" has never controlled the whole area, at any point in history.
>>517724963Think they'll do it?
>>517729880Also means their bonus cheques are frozen and nobody is there to process any travel. In the federal government, you have to pay for anything on your card every month if you don’t get it reimbursed. Hope they picked somewhere cheap.
>>517724963Don't turn it back on, Don
>>517730061My man, I don't give a shit. I just want retards to post on Instagram that they >Summered in Palestonia
>>517724963Some mass shooting just happened in Munich Germany.
>>517730238>US government shuts down>German spook cells activateChecks out
>>517728907>>517730238Were yinglets involved?
>>517730238Saw that here >>517730128About to Google.
>>517724963This means national parks are free.That happened during my first visit, just by accident.There was a girl at the car check-in to tell me the park is free.but, she was right there, could have charged menope. not her job descriptiongo visit a national park for free while it's "shut down"
Literally a nothing burger. The shutdown affects ,e in no pssoibke way.
>>517730238>>517730341Nothing online yet it seems
>>517729880Wait to so all federal employees are working for FREE right now? HAHAHAHAHHA
>>517729864THAT PIC FUCKS!
>>517729880>love of the gamefucking kek
>>517724963I don't care doesn't affect me in any way
>>517730410German media is talking about it. Look up "Lerchenauer Strasse münchen"
>>517730089They’ll get massively sued and even though the current Supreme Court is nothing more than a rubber stamp, I’m not sure they would go that mask off.
>>517730761Thanks anon!
>>517730473Essential and emergency only. TSA workers might all call out sick if you have any flights.
>>517729709>Parties turn against Israel >change their mascots to a bear and an eagle would be kino
>>517730328
>>517724963Where did all the meme flags go lmfao
>>517725299>>517725375>>517725483yes
>>517730882Kek. Republicans can be the MEAT, Democrats can be the DAIRY, and when you put em together, BROTHER they AINT kosher.
>>517731012SAVED!
>>517730987MEMEFLAG FUNDING: SHUT DOWN!
>>517728911KEEP IT CLOSED! MAKE FEDS USELESS AGAIN!
>>517730761Police said it's a crime of passion. It's Germany so probably some Muzzie upset that his goat was also getting fucked by his nextdoor neighbor.
>>517731399KEK!
>>517730987I’m shilling on my off time. I believe in the mission that much.
>>517731543YOU ARE A PATRIOT SIR!
>>517724963With the shutdown official, Trump can now start firing undesired federal workers with ease. This is obviously bad for Democrats who hoped their little plants remained there. Yet this happened because too many Democrat senators were afraid of being primaried if they voted in favor so they chose to protect themselves over their party.Democrats must have known they were in a lose-lose situation.
Im kinda stoked. I work for the government and currently in Europe for vacation… probably gonna hit up another country now. So basically all my vacation time I used is given back to me and I get back pay for not working
>>517731399Why do the germs have to be such turbofags with their wording
>>517731935WASTE ALL THEIR MONEY THAT YOU POSSIBLY CAN!
>>517724963>federal givt is shut downGood
>>517725884>t. kike nigger
>>517725651>>517725783I've always found this guy cool. You can see his eye tubes moving as he sizes you up.
>>517732860He was definitely staring at me. I put my finger up to him and he was skidding back and forth following it with his eyes. I hope he’s still out there doing well.
>>517729880No shill, law enforcement is still funded. Cry moar.
>>517732860It's fascinating seeing the spider's optical nerve(?) changing focus through the lenses like that. I didn't know that was how their sight functioned. I don't have any similar files saved but here's one from my Historical folder as trade.
>>517725949You MIGATRDS really are idiots, all government employs get back pay after shut downs. and you preciouses ICE is now not getting pay checks, wonder how long before they start walking off the job
>>517725651Jumping spiders are best spiders I use to collect them for battles desu.
>>517732990There is no one to process they payments retard, all the accountants are sent home on furlough because they are non-essential.
>>517724963I really wouldn’t be surprised if they fix it next week and it gets memory holed
>>517725550This is correct. THERE WAS NEVER A FUCKIN RECOVERY. shits been in free fall since then, every year shittier than the last. When I look around me the only people still making it are either boomers who made their shit long before then or government employees/Informants. It's not even profitable to be a criminal at this point unless your a government employed criminal (which most feds are)
>>517732915Cool. May he feast on skeeters till the horns call him home. >>517733038Those are his eyes. Spiders have cone shaped eyes that help focus light because they typically hunt in the dark. Cool airpower pic fren.
>>517730938
>>517734086Pekkit is a good girl
>>517724963GoodFire everyoneDon't re-hire any lefties/browns
I bet they’re still getting paid.
>>517736429Nobody is. Pay comes from the treasury system, treasury employees are not considered essential, there’s nobody to operate the levers
