THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWNTHE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN
trump's plan is to destroy the everything then enact the continuity of government clause
https://x.com/ww3_monitor/status/1973237010845540419
>>517726518OMG HE'S DOING the 6D CHESS AGAIN JUST LIKE EVERY TIME HE FUCKS UP$1 TRILLION TO ISRAEL? TRUST THE PLAN GOY IT'S 8D CHESS
Let's all laugh at the incompetent, corrupt pedophiles in government. Keep that shit shut down, fuck them all.
Does that mean we can't use the Internet anymore ?
It's a shUt down let's fucking gooooooooooooooo!!!!!!Go steal go thieves go murder go speed go do drugs let's raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!!!!!!!!!!!
>>517725983SOMEONE CHECK THE DOT
>>517725983good keep it that way, and we should release the epstein files too since its shut down they cant stop it.
it's overi hear sirensthe purge has begunim scared bros
Oh no!Just like the last 10 years!
>NO MORE EBT AND FOOD STAMPS OH NO NO NO
Doesn't this happen at least once a year?Nothing happens.
>>517726706
>>517725983Awesome.Can it stay shut down for good this time?
>>517725983Good.
>>517725983>THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWNTurns me on!
>>517725983sorry, my bad
>>517725983nothing will come of it
>>517725983Can someone nuke Israel now?
>>517725983good
>>517725983OH NOTIME FOR HAMBERDERS
>>517726790Several times a year usually.
>>517726961LOTTA COMMIES FINNA BOUTA GET PURGEDSWAMP IS GETTING PAVED OVER
>>517726621OhshidohfuggNothingburger
nigga bitches bout to lose some weight yo
MOOOODDDDDSSS !!!
>>517727437food stamps still rolling out, social security still paid, epstein files remain unreleased, nothing ever happens
Kek
>>517725983>happy birthday 4chan>greta is making jews seethe>government is shutting downwe're winning today, bois
>>517725983More likeNothing’s happening Amirite
>>517727437I don't care if she's a grift or not. Leonarda Jonie is fucking based as fuck and I don't care what anyone else says. I think her hate is genuine. I love her, bros.
Feels bad no paycheck for monitoring this board.
Gonna be an easy commute tomorrow :)
What does this mean faggots
>>517727216You laugh but this nigga be 79 years old still running on McDonald's fuel
>gov shuts down>life goes onMakdz you fhinl
On 4chan's birthday no less!Post Yotsubas!
they do this shit every year retard
>>517727844
>>517725983>THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWNRDM ROUND NO ADMINS ON
>>517727373based
>>517725983GoodLets hop it stays that way for longer than 35 days, preferably FOREVER
>>517727880
>>517727766maybe he gets the special brand of mcd's thats made with real meat instead of pink paste
Best 4chan birthday in history. Bureaucrats on hold.
>>517727373SHHHEEEEEIIIIIT!!
Dick lips has spoken!
>>517727766Diet Coke is his secret. The aspartame in it is converted into aspartic acid and phenylalanine. Aspartic acid is used in cellular repair, and phenylalanine is used to make noradrenaline and dopamine.
>>517725983GOOD>>517726518>destroy the everythinguh guys he's destroying the everything
>>517726706>>517726798you may gaze at its color but not ponder its significance
technically the goberment has been shut down since bush jr iykyk
Daily reminder you're all cattle and Andrew Yang was your very last hope.
>>517725983This happens every 2 or 4 years.
>>517725983THE ORANGE AGENT IS POISANING US ALL
They weren’t doing anything but fucking kids, assassinating Americans and giving kikes control of the government and importing millions of jeers anyway
>>517725983This will forever be known as the trump shutdown. Despicable.
>>517728415>can't spell jeetPURPLE CONGO APE DETECTED
>>517725983Serious question: Israel still gets their money, right? I hope so.
>>517725983Oh No, anyway
>>517728389Last one was almost 7 years ago.
>>517728551Doesn’t change the facts
>>517725983What the hell is wrong with liberals?? They’re willing to go this far to stop medicade from being defunded so we can give more money to Israel??
>>517728533No one cares. Only niggers, welfare recipients, Criminals, and jews (sorry for the redundancy) care if the government shuts down.
>>517728768>What the hell is wrong with liberals??Israel has videos of most of them having sex with pre-teens.
>>517725983nothingburger, happens every year
>>517725983what does the government even do??? the last shutdown lasted 35 days, did anyone even notice it was shut down? I don't remember anything happening
>>517725983FUCKI was expecting an important package from FedEx. Trump is such a dumb nigger.
>GOP in control of all three branches of government >Government shutdown is somehow Democrat’s fault???
>>517725983Not the whole thing though, right? The guys who cover up for the pedophiles are still working right?
>>517729199It was a bipartisan effort, retard.
>>517725983It's your fault because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about the files
>>517728261oh yeah, your funding is probably cut now too, isn't it? Better use up those post credits while you still can.
>>517724963>>517724963>>517724963>>517724963
>>517729289Nice photoshop skills dork
>>517725983I wish
>>517729013Trump is a liberal ?Mandela effect !
>>517729341You mean those files regarding the elite pedophiles who've been blackmailed by Mossad for years?Those files?
>>517729634You're doing it again
Just had a look outside, everything looks the same...
>>517725983Two more weeks
>>517729376COME TO THE WHITE MANS THREAD. THIS IS A SHITSKIN CONTAINMENT THREAD.
>>517725983WHY DIDN'T TRUMP JUST POOP HIS DIAPER????THEY WOULD>MAKE A DEALIF HE JUST CRAPPED AND BRAPPED ITTTTTTT
>>517728184Actually? What the fuck
This was never a big thing growing up, only since Trump has been in office. A government shutdown just means like 30% of the assistants go home or some shit. Fuck the government, keep it "shutdown down" for a few years.
>>517725983Watching every slimefuck dem senator try and blame the republicans for this while acting like people don't understand how the senate works has done nothing but reaffirm my belief that they are human garbage and deserve nothing.
Retard here, what exactly results from a government shutdown?
>>517726518>the everythingMoar liek "The Nothing" AMIRITE? EL OH EL!
>>517725983So does this mean we can stop paying taxes?
Good let's go and shut down the whole world now. Fuck it all return to monkey forever.
Don't care still gettin 800 worth if ebt a month and still get free healthcare for my family
>>517729905Yup now go chug diet coke, king
>>517725983basedfuck niggers
>>517725983>AmericaNobody cares.
>>517727844>>517727880>>517727980nice, best I can do is puddi
>>517725983So what does this mean exactly?
>>517725983sooo this means no more money to israel right?
The people need to figure out some way to collectively punish the government every time this happens. First thing I can think of is a nation-wide refusal to go to work until the government gets back together and gets their shit figured out.
Mamma mia!
>>517729905Yes. I've been drinking diet coke since I was 9. Type-1 diabetes.I look and feel like I'm 20 years old. My BMI is PERFECT. BP, heart rate, cholesterol, all within normal parameters, and even exceeding sometimes.I'm 40.Your body likes the building blocks it uses to repair itself and produce neurotransmitters. Shocking!
>>517729905>>517734200No gray hairs either. Genetic balding, but whatever. Also, lots of phosphorus from phosphoric acid. Keeps the ATP cycle going and helps bring magnesium ions into the body.
>>517725983>be trump>bored and lonely>seeks attention>cause a problem>weeks go by>talk talk talk about problem that he made>more time goes by>magically fixes the problem he made>acts like he is the GOAT for fixing the problem he made>nothing changestypical trump
>>517725983A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN JUST FLEW OVER MAH HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>517727758it mean the goberments is shut down
>>517728562Of course we do. Its you who might not have a job. You are a goy. You come third.
U.S. Government Shutdowns (1976–2019)1.Sep 30 – Oct 11, 1976 — 10 days — Gerald Ford — Funding dispute over spending cuts2.Sep 30 – Oct 13, 1977 — 12 days — Jimmy Carter — Abortion funding limits3.Oct 31 – Nov 9, 1977 — 8 days — Jimmy Carter — Abortion funding limits4.Nov 30 – Dec 9, 1977 — 8 days — Jimmy Carter — Abortion funding limits5.Sep 30 – Oct 18, 1978 — 18 days — Jimmy Carter — Defense funding & abortion limits6.Sep 30 – Oct 12, 1979 — 11 days — Jimmy Carter — Defense spending & abortion funding7.Nov 20 – Nov 23, 1981 — 2 days — Ronald Reagan — Cuts to defense & domestic spending8.Sep 30 – Oct 2, 1982 — 1 day — Ronald Reagan — Dispute over MX missile & Nicaraguan aid9.Dec 17 – Dec 21, 1982 — 3 days — Ronald Reagan — House vs Senate spending differences10.Nov 10 – Nov 14, 1983 — 3 days — Ronald Reagan — Funding for MX missile11.Sep 30 – Oct 3, 1984 — 2 days — Ronald Reagan — Disputes over crime bill & water projects12.Oct 3 – Oct 5, 1984 — 1 day — Ronald Reagan — Continuing disputes from above13.Oct 16 – Oct 18, 1986 — 1 day — Ronald Reagan — Welfare & water projects14.Dec 18 – Dec 20, 1987 — 1 day — Ronald Reagan — Contra aid & defense15.Oct 5 – Oct 9, 1990 — 3 days — George H.W. Bush — Budget deficit reduction & taxes16.Nov 13 – Nov 19, 1995 — 5 days — Bill Clinton — Medicare, education, environment cuts17.Dec 15, 1995 – Jan 6, 1996 — 21 days — Bill Clinton — Balanced budget disagreement18.Sep 30 – Oct 1, 2013 — 16 days — Barack Obama — Affordable Care Act funding (Obamacare)19.Jan 20 – Jan 22, 2018 — 3 days — Donald Trump — Immigration & DACA20.Feb 9, 2018 — <1 day — Donald Trump — Budget caps & military funding21.Dec 22, 2018 – Jan 25, 2019 — 35 days — Donald Trump — Border wall funding⸻ Total: 21 shutdowns. Longest: 35 days (2018–2019). Most shutdowns: During Reagan (8 total, though many were short).
>>517725983What a great opportunity to wreck these faggotsFire everyoneDon't re-hire any lefties/brownsGape until there is nothing leftJust PURE HOLE
>>517725983Nothing happened nigger
>>517725983So what happens next? Just another cases of NEH?
>>517725983So what?
>>517725983Does this mean nobody will collect tariffs?
>>517725983Lol the orange clown will do anything to distract from the Epstain files
