There are times I wish I were Australian. There's something magic about that country, with kangaroos and koalas, with their red deserts and tropical coasts. I want to visit it at least once.
>>517727436Thanks for your interest but we are full
>>517727436its not that great. if only liberal was in...
>>517727509You're literally empty, mate. Even Canada has more population than you do.
>>517727436And literally everything on the continent and the waters around it wants to kill you. Except the koalas, who are just too fucking lazy to bother.
>>517727436It's not really that magical. Most of the country is just suburban houses filled with people watching a screen and eating goyslop.
>>517727623Koalas are just literally retarded, like actual smooth brain animals whose continuous survival is a miracle of sort, probably because they almost all have chlamidya so predators dont dare eat them unless utterly desperate. I mean they literally cant grasp the concept that they can eat leaves that aren't on a stick, if you give then a salad fresh from the tree branch, as in you literally took the leaves off the branch right in front of them, they cannot grasp how it still fresh and safe to eat, and thus wont touch it even if they're starving.Honestly, Australia ecological systems are fucking wild, from almost literal dinos (emu and cassowaries) to fresh water sharks to weird ass animals like the platypus to insects big enough to eat birds. Its a wack ass sight into what early mammal existence was like.
>>517728170Also forgot that one shrew-like animals whose reproductive cycle make it so basically every single male across the entire continent become a rabid sex fiend that will rape anything it get it hands on for 12h or more at a time only to die from hormonal overdose and internal organ decay due to lack of feeding, which result in all the males dying and reducibg the stress ob the local ecosystem so the next generation can thrive. Also they're necrophiliac.
>>517727436Australia is the ultimate goy plantation. Only people who have nothing to offer the world live there. Every half-decent Aussie ends up leaving.
>>517727806Yeah, but if you have one of the highest HDIs in the world, might as well enjoy it.
>>517728394>shrew-like animalsYou mean jeets?
>>517728394Australian prairie dogs?
