>be me, anon in mom's basement, scrolling /pol/ while chugging mountain dew>hear the globohomo elites whispering again about muh Russia>time to redpill the newfags on what we're SUPPOSED to do with those vodka-swilling slavs>first off, forget the MSM narrative, it's all kike propaganda to distract from the real enemy>step 1: nuke the sanctions, they're just making Putin stronger, like feeding a bear steroids>instead, flood their market with cheap American burgers and hollywood degeneracy, turn Moscow into one big McDonalds drive-thru>watch as their youth gets fat and obsessed with pronouns, civil war in 5 years tops>step 2: meme warfare on steroids, spam VK and Telegram with Epstein didn't kill himself but with Putin face swaps>make the babushkas question if Stalin was a tranny, divide and conquer from the inside>step 3: alliance with China? Nah, pit the chinks against the ruskie bears, promise Xi unlimited pandas if he backstabs Vlad>bonus: send in the glowies to stir up Chechen separatism again, but this time with Fortnite dances>step 4: cyber ops, but not the gay NSA kind, hire NEET hackers to DDoS their furry porn sites, cripple morale overnight>final boss: invite Putin to Mar-a-Lago for a golf game, slip him a roofie and wake him up in a drag queen story hour>boom, Russia neutralized, white race saved, you're welcome /pol/>picrel: that one time Ivan tried to flex but got mogged by a burger>what do you think anons? Am I based or just coping?
