https://www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-in-the-life-of-a-democrat-asked-to-keep-the-gov-open/
America is beyond fucked. Kek.
>>517733355Links to: youtu.be/4T6j1bBwJF0
>be me, President Donald J. Trump, greatest dealmaker ever>absolute unit of a shutdown hits because Sleepy Joe 2.0 and the radical left can't even pass a simple funding bill >wake up in Mar-a-Lago, golden toilet flushing away Dem tears >check Twitter (or X, whatever Elon calls it now), see the basedboys in Congress crying about "essential services" >meanwhile, Dems like Crooked Chuck Schumer and that low-energy Hakeem Jeffries are holding the government hostage with their insane wishlist >tfw they demand: >extension of those failing Obamacare tax credits – basically free money for millions who hate me, subsidizing their onions lattes and pronouns >rollback of my beautiful restrictions on illegals sucking up federal benefits – they want open borders 2.0, letting MS-13 get free healthcare while real Americans pay >oh and "protecting democracy" or some bullshit, code for packing courts with activist judges who'll rule against walls and wins >lmao, I tweet fire memes roasting them – altered video of Schumer as the crying Jordan face, Jeffries tripping over his own feet >"The Democrats are deranged! They're shutting down YOUR government for their socialist dreams. SAD!" >call up Mike Johnson: "Mike, we're winning bigly. Use this to fire the deep state leeches." >he agrees, we pass a clean CR next week after they cave >America first, shutdown or not - MAGA forever >end thread, god emperor out
>>517735706TL;DR?
>>517735807Donald Trump is Darth Vader now.
