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>>517786173Your brain on niggers
chat, i just read that the only place it's legal to sell your kidney is in iran, and you have to be an iranian citizen to do it.why are the it's "my body my choice" people so quiet on this issue?
>>517786173I had a kid look at me through the window of door and start talking before I even walked in. I only heard the last third of what he was saying but he didn't understand why I couldn't answer his question initially.
someone should tell him that "chat" is the 4th person pronoun that gen z invented, it's used when you're addressing someone but not anyone in particular, when she says "chat I need a ticket" it's not "chat (call to action to engage in chatting) I need a bus ticket" but "chat (addressing someone but not anyone in particular) I need a bus ticket", in normal talk it would be "dad I need a bus ticket" but instead of addressing her dad she addresses "chat" which is a nebulous someone in the world
Are they all pretending to be twitch streamers?Kids pick up on popular phrases instantly because the internet is everywhere. So what's uttered by a nigger today will be parroted by kids in school tomorrow.
We have to go back
This has always happened. It's not news, it's not political, and it's not important.
Fr fr no cap chat
>>517788207@grok is this true
Chat is this true? No cap
>>517786173It's not 'yak yak', its 'ack' as in, acknowledged. It's the response to a tcp packet or any guaranteed delivery message >>517788207That's obvious. Accepting such behavior from your child is the parent's failure.
I read my daughter Dante’s inferno before bed to explain how we’re based and going to heaven meanwhile our enemies are cringe and will burn in hell
Pretty sure younger people also had stupid fucking lingo in their lexicon like "swag, yolo, skeet, it's just impressionable dumb kids and nigger culture, 20 years from now some zoomer, broccoli haired mullatto, will be saying what the skibididungus chatterino or fucking any other verbal diarrhea
>>517788207Dad is a specific person.
mid ahh mom bruh on god for real
>>517791267this is str8 ngl, fr fr, ik
>I let the internet raise my kids and now they sound like retardsPeople have warned about this shit for so many years now, they have no excuses.
>>517791801>denying your daughter the possible future about arguing and dueling to the death people who think Ariosto is the better poet when she hasn't read either
>>517788207man I dread the day I have to interact with you fucking morons on a daily basis
This happens with every single generational gap in human history.
>>517786173kek good one
>Retard is too stupid to realize saying chat is like saying guys>guys I need a bus ticket>my bad guys>Im going to say my stupid yak yak slang and think it’s going to work>Im this disillusioned Faggot
>>517786173This is what happens when you shove an ipad into your squalling toddler's hands to shut them up.
never heard the chat thing. I never got used to zoomer speak and now the alphas are making up new language. it's over for me.
>>517793592>talking to your own mother like she's a twitch chatsorry, that's on the child for being terminally brainrottedbut then also on the parent for not homeschooling their kid post 2018 or so
>>517793537no it doesn't, you're just retarded and a nigger.
>>517793599It's crazy how much infants love screensMy sister tried to keep her kid from watching tv but they had a tv and game console in the roomNephew fucking loves watching his dad game, because his dad held him as an infant while gamingBefore one year old my nephew recognized smart watches from my mother, and he was DESPERATE to play with them (they kept phones away from him)I wore a regular watch and he was confused why it was broken (didn't flash a screen when he touched it)Now he's two and he can use smartphones because my sister would let him hold the phone during video calls and he figured it out.Anything short of extreme amish upbringing is too permissive for technology.
>>517786173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o
>>517793973You had slang as a teenager that perplexed your parents and so did they and so did their parents etc etc etc. Yes it does and I'm sorry you're getting older it happens to everyone.
>>517786173>It's because we are chattingRetard doesn't even her shitty slang comes from zoomers being hooked on watching brain-dead twitch streamers.
>>517786173zoomers and some millennials trying to fit in just regurgitate meme phrases they learned from obnoxious loudmouthed twitch streamers rather than forming individual thoughts and words of their own.
>>517788207"Chat" is from streamers addressing or asking a question of their viewers, who are in the chat window.
>>517794237I didn't use slang, I associated it with niggers, i'm white. You're a nigger.
>>517793984100% agreeI consider myself lucky because cell phones weren't widespread until I was mid-20s, and texting wasn't common until a few years after that ... so there was still plenty of opportunity for face-to-face interactions with people growing up, even though I played video games until I was about 15but now the screens have eaten people's brains, and these kids don't have a chance (except to interact with AI for the rest of their lives)everybody will be fully plugged into the matrix by 2030 easily
>>517788207hilarious that zoomers think they invented "chat". chatrooms have existed for decades idiot
>>517794395You did though. Without even realizing it you used the language of your peers around you which differs from your parents. Maybe you weren't like YO YO WHAT UP NIGGGGGAA but you yes you are no different, you are not special.
>>517793791They've been brain-rotted from watching streamers and now they're referring to other people like the streamers refer to them. The people in the chatroom.
>>517794603there was also>hi blogand variations when people still blogged
>>517793537It used to be tgat tgere was an electric jew in every room. now there is an electric jew in every pocket
>>517793894>Its on the child that the mother is a loser degenerate who refuses to spend time with their child and throws them in front of a screen all day then wonder where they learn their lingoI think you should be executed promptly
>>517786173My relatives kids are 13. They still pronounce Rs and Ls like Ws. And it's not just their kids. I heard a bunch of other kids doing this as well. Baby speak. I don't get it. When I was a kid if a 13 year old was using baby pronunciation they were taken aside and given speech therapy.
>>517794784It's always something
>>517786173Anon you are the boomer
>>517786173This is what you get for letting them watch YouTube
>>517794710I didn't have friends until I was 17 and even then I never felt pressured to pick up on slang. I was homeschooled for a bit, went to public school here and there but not enough time to really get confy. My father was always burning bridges, getting us ran out of town, eventually I was just pulled out of school. I ended up mowing lawns and buying books to educate myself. I went to job corp at 17, got a GED and learned to use a computer. Now I have nothing to do with my family.
>>517794895>well that's just like, your opinion, man
I still run into people who say "turrent" and "solider" from time to time instead of turret and soldier.
>>517788207>when you're addressing someone but not anyone in particularyou are addressing someone in the "live chat" without saying their username. is it really that hard to grasp. "chat" is the collective of all the chatters in a live stream
>>517795315Another good one? "Foilage" instead of "foliage".English is a struggling language. But it's fine. Teachers need to focus on teaching kids to be activists instead of teaching them to not to talk in inane pidgin babble.
>>517795315>kernal>would of>just try and do it>did it used to be like that
>>517788207It's zoomer brainrot from doing nothing but watching faggoty streamers who interact with their chat window. They've separated from reality so badly they imagine themselves streaming IRL events in their life to other people on the Internet.
>>517795432>to not toJust remove one "to". Either one works.
>>517795471but to be fair>try and do itis not invalidit is just very unlikely that it semantically is what the person meant to say (because it suggest trying and the immediately succeeding instead of trying TO succeed)
>>517794384That’s what I thought too.
>>517786268I concur.
>>517788207It's literally just them being fucking stupid and watching too many twitch streamers.
>>517786173Does* Hmm I wonder where they learned it, retard parents mad at retard children for being retarded, honk honkAll aboard the eugenics train, next stop 140iq utopia
>>517793537No generation in human history came up with a fourth person pronoun because of internet brain rot. That’s entirely novel.
>>517793894Nah its called the parents dont know or understand their kids.
>>517795816If the concept is even grammatically sound (I have my doubts), it wouldn't be the first."God help me""God we need to get tacos asap""God why have you forsaken me"It might be valid, but "god" would be such an omniscient separate viewer or sometimes participant like "chat" is considered today.
>>517786173>>517792148She's doing it because she thinks this cool because the cool kids and noggers do it. Even when most of them dont know what it means at all, they just say it because popular niggerstreamer says it.
>>517794395You are so stupid you dont even know what slang means. Even if your skin is white you are a mind nigger.
>>517786173I was over at my sister's house the other day and my 9yo nephew had one of his friends over. This kid was playing some brainrot game on a tablet and the whole time he was screaming out random shit like "ok I'm going in here, I've got him, omg omg chat did you see that, i'm cooked, ok i've got him, watch this chat, oh no oh no, ok chat I'm going to try something diffferent, oh NONONO!, chat are you seeing this?!?!"But he wasn't actually talking to anyone. This kid has just watched so many brainrot twitch streams of people playing games that he was mimicking the way twitch streamers talk to their audience. These kids are so cooked.
>>517788207The Other in psychoanalytic terms>>517794384"Narcissism" are addicted to validation but get annoyed by intimacy and reciprocation and such. streaming to an anonymous audience is ideal, all the attention is fixed on them while doesn't even need to see their name or face.so to say chat is like a sociopath or psychopath asking the universe for help. like walking into traffic and then making the "give me money" sign to the driver.
>>517795171Even if I think homeschooling can be crazy and go wrong very easily I respect and admire that you continued educating yourself. Good job.
>>517794603chatting is somethibf people did. but no one ever addressed their audience as "chat"it is incredibly dehumanizing. it's not even a noun but a verb. let's have a chat. beep boop you.are.now.a.chat. beep boopit's supposed to be funny and cute coming from the girl, but the origin and actuality is pretty dark
>>517789659 nope that was slop too even if dolan was funny
Kids are always saying cringey shit. Who cares?Me and my friends used to say shit like lol and rofl and lmao audibly in real life as kids. Its just shit you grow out of.
>>517793440Yet you dismiss him with a gif containing ebonics (niggerspeak). Ironic.
>>517786173chat is this real?
>>517786393lol so random
>>517796031k but she's not talking to a nonspecific personthe problem really is that streamers rocket right past dunbar's number of followers and can't coperather than form relationships they form a celebrity/fanbase dynamicthere are some down to earth celebrities, sure, but this is a signal you're not dealing with one of those. you're dealing with a caricature of vacuous spoiled celebrity *in some one who doesn't even stream or have followers*I can't wait to see companies and institutions adapt to a whole world of undeservedly bratty celebrity sociopaths
>>517789659Skibidy toilet is top humor full of deep and rich political commentary tho.
kids are a reflection of pop culture. Which is very shit atm.
>>517788207Actually Chat is a god that zoomers and younger generations have started hallucinating. They think he can intervene in their lives or give them advice. Something happened to their brains during the Covid lockdowns.
Even zoomers at elite unis are completely retardedhttps://youtu.be/09IKqFw-jdg
>>517797032Oh I know, I'm leaning towards agreeing with your point, haven't thought about it enough. I was strictly speaking in a grammatical sense, a 4th person pronoun isn't new.
