how do I get a greta frog hat
>>517818178how do i get a greta gf?
>>517818285>He wants a tard gf
have you tried being an autistic retard
The things I'd do to her. Disgusting and very erotic things.
>>517818360Stay the fuck away from my wife nigger
>>517818285You have to be this goy
>>517818178would. greta is gorgeous and hates kikes. winning.
>>517818342tard pussy fucking grips tho
>>517818486This is Greta's sister, Bea Ernman. https://www.instagram.com/beatamonalisa>Viewer discretion is advised
>>517818178It's literally the FIRST thing that shows up on Amazon when you type in "frog hat". How are you people so fucking retarded?
>>517818653Ever heard of engagement bait? This thread is about Greta, you retard.
>>517818486this guy knows
>>517818699I lel'd, thank you.
>>517818178https://www.amazon.com/-/es/WallDecalsAndArt-sombrero-algod%C3%B3n-adultos-pescador/dp/B08MTRRHFT
>>517818178suwako vibeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aalpzhIkmnA
>>517818342you don't?
>>517818749>>517818653I don't want to reply to this again. I have no choice.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Atj9_fnyjWIGreta crochets these hats herself. The ones on Amazon aren't Greta frog hats.
>>517818342Tard is an anagram of trad
>>517818342What you haven't seen the hot down syndrome girl? Who has the moving picture super duper frog bros?
>>517818887I think I know what you're talking about, but I didn't save it when I saw it.
Please post all your best Gretas
>>517818834lel, no she doesn't. It's a gimmick anon. A scam.
>>517819091I don't care, I want one. There's about 25 of them out there, and I want one.
>>517818178
>>517819286
>>517818342tard wives are hot and I'm tired of pretending that they're not
>>517819307imagine le smelle
>>517818835This
>>517818178SHADILAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ
>>517818178>Tummy>Monkey neurons firing.
When is she gonna lift that top and show the World what we want to see.. those puffy pink yummy nipples Greta pls
Get a green bucket hat and a plushie frog with protruding eyesRemove eyes and sew to bucket hatDone>easier than you think
>>517819462I wear the same pair of underwear and intentionally sweat in my hot room for 3 days so I can rub my fingers under my balls and sniff them so I don't have to imagine. Same smell.
>>517818835So is dart
>>517818342Don't we all
>>517819848Balls sweat is similar, but not the same. Coochie has some extra scents.
>>517820128Eau de Greta
>>517818440Looks like he's cracking his thumb knuckle?
Did this bitch make it across into her Odessy sacrificing in the process all the idiots on the flotila! lol
>>517820926If you weren't so new, it would have been intuitive.
>>517818178Would.
>>517819127>different hatDid you check ebay and craigslist?
>>517821945I don't want to make you feel like a retard, but lurk more in this thread. Please read my comment here >>517818687This thread isn't about the hat. Sure, it says it's about the hat, but it's not about the hat.
>>517822181>this thread is about gretaSo it's a pointless thread anyway? Geeze dad let me shitpost.
>>517822271It's a Greta thread. I posted the OP before I ejaculated. Post nut clarity kicked in, and it's still a Greta thread.
>>517822348her puffy vulva will cushion palestine. her comically large areolas will crush capitalism! greta, hoe!
>>517822348I don't care about any of that anon
>>517822536If you didn't care you would have ignored me.
>>517818178in a few years, the frog hat will be considered equal to the stalhelm
>>517822701the frogian cap?
>>517822701Pristimantis gretathunbergae, dubbed Greta Thunberg's rainfrog, is a species of frog in the family Strabomantidae, native to Panama. It is named in honor of Greta Thunberg, a climate activist. It lives in small pools of water held in bromeliads growing on the cloud forests of Mount Chucantí and other mountains of the Darién Gap, and of central Panama.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pristimantis_gretathunbergae
>>517818178Maybe her tits will grow...
>>517822992frog
>>517822536I'm sorry. Here's Greta with TWO (2!) frog hats, stacked one upon the other.
>>517823301
Don't die on me yet
>>517818178jesus christ when did her body become that slutty, my knobs throbbing hard.
>>517821061
>>517818652thicc would
>>517826208Every time I wake up, Greta becomes better.
>>517818699who said women cant be funny lol
You have no idea how powerful she could actually be
>>517826713oh man she's in her peak form at the moment the only way it gets better is if she aged like fine wine into a thicc autistic hag.
>>517818652wow Greta is multiple times hotter
>>517818440Yep, that's a direct male descendant of Alexander the Great. Boy needs to eat.
There are some retards so conditioned to hate Greta they can't even enjoy her feminity today
>>517829809I just want to hug her
>>517818342If she’s downs I’m down.
>>517818178If you bring her to orgasm she gives you a hat.
>>517818440Those ears are a little low and tilted back.Just sayin
>>517818699Ngl that was pretty funny
Can't believe I haven't posted this one yet!
>>517826713Give it two more weeks and she’ll look like a homoseks love child of Jeremy Clarkson and the guy who plays baldrick in Blackadder albeit wearing a funny hat
>>517818747wtfffff
>>517818440did someone photoshop his arms to t-rex length?? kek
>>517819977Tard, trad...drat.
>>517821119KekkkkkI was gonna post the same fucking pic"Basedbot please" rang in my head the second I saw that skeletor hand
>>517834496As it should have!
>>517833235from quirk chungus gf to queer crazy ex-gf
>>517818285By drinking onions milk and having a tiny penis.
>>517818178Would hit that.
>>517818178I can fix her
>>517818178Send a e-mail to the lsrael embassy and ask for one.
>>517818178our queen is very pretty!
>>517832780She ate meat!