the elites are retreating to their doomsday bunkers. the government shutdown is a farce to create an excuse for them to not be seen. prepare for the end of the world within mere weeks. internal documents show them saying "the god of the sumerians returns in 2025". its 3I/Atlas, which is Yahweh in pure energy form returning to put an end to Satan's "Little Season" which has been going on about 300 years now. im not even christian nor abrahamic, it just is what it is.
>>517916457THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!
two more weeks
>>517916457It's fine, this gives NASA plenty of time to make up some more bullshit
>>517916457>trump don gave us 6 gorillion trillion dollar>we don afford text changes
also, NASA has now stopped observing 3I/Atlas right as it is flying past Mars, this is intentional, because otherwise they'd have to tell you it has changed trajectory 4.5 degrees and is now headed directly for Earth. The government shutdown is a farce.
>>517919019they stopped observing due to "lack of funding" supposedly. think how this doesnt make sense.
>>517919062As if it was funded til mars. But after reaching it, no more funds.
Avi Loeb, buy a fucking ad you cheap kike
>>517916457Yes it costs NASA 3 billion dollars to update the website once, dont ask why you wouldnt understand the very complicated and expensive science behind it anyway.
Comfy thread
>>517916457>"the god of the sumerians returns in 2025"only thing I can find about this is what appears to be a conspiracy podcast interview with an unknown person.where'd you hear that there are actually documents stating this?
>>517919235this!also - publish fucking (((Epstein))) files, you fucking ZOG paedophiles! the time is running out on you and your lousy attention diversion tricks ain't working no more
>>517916773fpbp post
>>517916773>can i see it?
>>517916457>within mere weeks
>>517916457>the god of the sumeriansYou could've at least googled this shit before larping, you know. Sumerians weren't monotheistic, they had a whole pantheon.
>>517916457they stopped updating their daily sun photos like 2 weeks ago which is super sussy they dont want us to see atlas when it goes by the sun to absorb plasma
Are we finally burning down the dirty rags again without burning the tower down?Thank you for your service! lolDo it, come on, do it. :D
>>517916457>returning to put an end to Satan's "Little Season" which has been going on about 300 years nowHow are they going to be punished for the unforgivable act of permitting this to go on for 300 seconds let's alone years
>>517916457
Democrats fucked up a historical moment.Imagine being a libtard in 2025.
>>517916457.the eschatology narrative of the Abrahimic, Hindu, and other mainstream religions isn't a possibility, nor will it ever occur.
>>517916457Hey neat, I came up with this
>>517920862No.
>>517916457Hollywood bullshitSuck a dick faggot
Are you saying that something is going to happen?
>>517916457stop calling them the "elite", it makes you sound like dicksucking cattle. they are anything but the elite of our societyjust say jews or zog
>>517916457>pure energyYou have no idea what you're talking about, please take your meds and fuck off back to /x/ kek
>>517916457>nasa is the only space agency
>>517916457I hope just as the asteroid hits every nuke gets launched, Yellowstone blows and Cthulhu rises from the ocean depths
>>517916457>the elites are retreating to their doomsday bunkersBaby bunker boy is at it again?
>>517916457A second one is incoming.
>>517922464ACKTCHYUIALLYthis thing is not a "sun drinker" 20 or 50 times the diameter of the earthit's a magnetic phenomenon, a torus of magnetic field constraining charged particles at its border around the sun, seen from the main plane of the torus like a ringthe circle you see is its inner edge, and the filament to the sun's photosphere is ions being dragged around itit's composed of mostly void, intense magnetism, charged particles and radioactivity, and it was not made by ayyyliums>they dont want us to see atlas when it goes by the sun to absorb plasmaatlas won't go near the sun, it will graze mars by 40 million km, then nearly bump jupiter by 200, then leave
>>517916457at least not "guy that knew how to update website reatired and died already taking know how with himself"
>>517928978The sheer amount of mental gymnastics you need to do to keep the truth hidden is mind-boggling.
>>517921944Anu was the head god, creator of the other gods, the Sky Father, equivalent to Yahweh
>>517929714yeah, no, it's more economical to fit together bits of knowledge we already know instead of resorting to madjik-fantasy bullshit pulled out of your brainfarts to explain reality
>>517922464>they stopped updating their daily sun photos like 2 weeks ago which is super sussy they dont want us to see atlas when it goes by the sun to absorb plasmayea something is definitely happening. there's other sus things happening too i just cant recall right now. i dont feel i need to recall anymore, its over, lol (and thats a good thing)
>>517929847"Fitting together" a shitton of unrelated bits just to make things work, or using one simple and readily available explanation. Ever heard of Occam's razor, buddy? You don't need to invent all that "made of void" shit if it's obviously ayys or kikes. And it's always either one or the other.
>>517929999but the bits I fit together are "sun's magnetic field", "behavior of charged particles" and "geometry of the torus"those things are not unrelated at all>You don't need to invent all that "made of void" shit if it's obviously ayys or kikescorelation does not imply causation, you ignoramousse pleb
>>517916457Yup
>>517930205Come to think of it, why the memeflag? Are you maybe a kike yourself, what with all the pilpul you're spewing here?
>>517919019cant be seen with a normal telescope or is it too small?
>>517930347naw, I used memeflags since '13, I prefer them to irrelevant geographic information that inevitably derails discussions or to vpn liesI just have to show my White male nazi racist bigot cis-het antisemitic power level to shut up the accusations of the reddit plebs that I could be a kike
>>517930499i saw other astronomy anons saying you can see it with a 6" Amazon scope at minimum, nothing below that but preferably something below that, optimally 2' or more though. very expensive.
>>517930980preferably something above* that
>>517930741Got it, so on important enough projects to create a backstory, but still not big enough to finance your vpn. Man, times must be rough for the IDF.
>>517930741at the same time, in today's clown world, wearing a memeflag protects me slightly from being too easily snitched by npc busybodies to official delation websites created these last few years in my countryin case I posted something too spicymy country flag would make it easy to send a notice, that would get a request for my IP sent to the fbi servers who would answer instantly, and I would get fines, prison, being on lists, carreer ruined, etc>>517931077>Got it, so on important enough projects to create a backstorywat?dude, I shitpost, I'm not paid by kikes
>>517919019It costs $400,000 to observe this comet for 12 seconds.
>>517919062Reminder 55 million A DAY but oh no the money train paused so now we can’t see their cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDRD3c-WAec
>>517916457Correct.
since nobody lives in the southern hemisphere the aliens wont attack us. going to repopulate the earth with half australian half kangaroo people.
living under a tyrannical space species would probably be a better quality of life than this shit hole jewish world order we live in now
>>5179214662 I heard
>>517928978
>>517928978shut the fuck up science bitch
>>517916773holy fuck, he's right.
>>5179179464pbp
>>517916457I have bad news for you. "Yahweh" is Satan.
>>517916457Imagine trusting the government when it talks about aliens, of all things. No one is coming to save us, bros. We need to save ourselves.
>>517922464>they stopped updating their daily sun photos like 2 weeks agowhat is this?this is from today no?
>>517916457Sometimes you just know a retarded fucking thread was made by a burger before you open it.
>>517916773I'm pretty sure it's an evil planet or ayy craft, actually.
>>517933844oh i didnt know of that website they stopped on this one https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/
>>517924212That pepe made me throw up in my mouth
>>517916457I know. Still the destruction will find them.https://youtu.be/Eg_S9ISzd9E
Lmao don’t get my hopes up. Because man oh man does walking out on this shit job and spending the next 3 weeks day drinking sound awesome.
A ATLAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
So the theory is that people in the 80s calculated that an alien comet would pass Earth on an October, and knowing that the US would be the only country to develop a space telescope capable of identifying it once it's close enough to Earth they made sure to make the date for a budget deadline the 1st of October on the off-chance that the US is politically split enough to make the shutdown seem like something organic and not orchestrated by the real people in charge?
>>517930499You won't be able to see it until early November - it's behind the Sun until thenAs the other anon said, at that point if you're in a good dark area with a high-end amateur telescope ($1000 or so on Amazon) you may be able to find itIt's just going to be a dot with a small fuzz around it, like most cometsOver an hour or so, you might be able to see that it moved relative to the background starsI wouldn't buy a telescope just to see this, but if you're looking for an excuse to get into amateur astronomy for the long term, it's a good one
>>517930980I have a meade 90etx, it has 1250mm focal length, it's a small scope but its a hybrid mirror/refractive telescope so it's a lot more powerful than it's smol size implies.Picrel, my telescope with an old canon eos attached to it. That red dot is Mars from last year, was cool to watch it live pass behind the moon
>>517917946Kek right
>>517919019Surely there has to be another government observing it? Or even advanced hobbyists?
>>517916457Yahweh was never equated to ANY Sumerian god.The prime god of sumer was Anu.Anu was the sky god aka king of heaven.Innana overtook An.Abraham was born in Ur.
>>517916457>watching an asteroid>"critical"Yes. This is why I pay taxes. I demand that billions be invested into this.
The sumerian gods are said to be the gods that inspired the creation of all other gods.The concept itself.
>>517931338>in case I posted something too spicydon't flatter yourself, this is the same logic people use when posting SWIM on drug forums (it doesn't hold up in court). A memeflag won't save you
>>517922464Anyone can point a telescope using a proper filter to the sun and watch it, anon
>>517916457>"the elite" are all the useless telephone sanitizers and shaniquas in the fedgovHoly shit OP, that's not the elite.
>>517916457>Satan's "Little Season"anon is a flat earth retard
>>517916773This momentarily eased my depression, thanks anon.
>>517916457>only NASA can observe a cometYou may be retarded.
>>517926852The only other craft around Mars to get good shots of the ayylmaorock are ESA clunkers from the early 2000s
>>517930499dobsonian power channel on YouTube has caught it with his telescope
>>517943956The Little Season hypothesis is far more believable than flat Earth. By miles.I don't believe either, but still.
It’s hilarious the elite think they are safe in their little bunker as if the aliens couldn’t easily find them. I know they are scared of the aliens since they have bunkers in the first place. If they had a deal they would serve them here in exchange for safety then the bunkers would be unnecessary. Stupid elite, you think you are safe. They know where you are and they will get you too. They feed off negative energy? Your despair when you realize your work was for nothing and they betray you will be so sweet to them. That look on your face when you realize you were deceived and all your money meant nothing in the end. They will savor that look.
>>517916457Will the elites save the white race?
>4.5 degrees>somehow doing thisHuh?
>>517916457I recommend The Fourth Kind, about scary aliums who speak Sumerian and LARP as God
>>517945384Nobody on this board understands basic orbital mechanics, half of these retards think space isn't even real.
>>517916457space dildo again
>>517916457oh no, all the made up bullshit about 3i/faglas will have to go unpublished.sorry, I dont give a shit about that fucking ice-rock.
