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It is our White duty to attack and cleanse China of disgusting Chinese inhabitants. Chinese are a virus and their mutations (jeets, russkis, mountain niggers etc) must be eradicated.

Australian elite soldiers can capture East coast of China easily. Their gay little drones will be piss easy to 1shot with tactical Bruce Shotgun Squads.
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>>517922444
They're putting estrogen in the xanax, coke and meth. They're turning the drug addicts into Liberals!
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China will just pay the Emus, they will destroy the anglomutt downthere.
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How do you even ask girls out as an autistic retard whos never had a gf before?
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>>517922723
tell her about your goat and xbox
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>>517922444
australian elite soldiers, nigger please. you mean like the guy who sniped the biker dude in WA and then took the rifle barrel into the gun shop?
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>>517922444
>that pic
hang on a sec.
this is a Chinese Foreign interference thread, isnt it?
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>>517922576
Thank god my heroin is filled with based nitazines and not cringe estrogen.
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Hastie just resigned from the shadow cabinet but also affirmed his confidence in Ley's leadership...
Not sure what his play is here but it's clear that the libs are imploding. Our politics are starting to look very similar to UK's.

If there is a spill attempt over the weekend, the result will almost definitely be a compromise candidate, similar to scummo. That'll probably be puppetmaster Hawke or some literal who like Tehan. Their approvals are going to crash to like 15%
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>>517922723
show her your Xbox achievements
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>>517923067
he's retarded
This is too early to politically knife sussssssssan

If he looses he will be the new lightning rod taking the negative newspoos while Angus Taylor (god help us) works on politically knifing him at a more opportune time.

If he looses cuz no one gives a shit about leadership right now that would be funny too.

It's loose loose

What the liberals need is a real centre right candidate that is so compelling that they will put aside their bullshit.
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>>517923267
None of this matters anyways cuz they will loose the next cycle
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>>517922723
first of all how old are you.
if you're over 30 forget it you're fucked and you're never going to catch up in life.
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>>517922723
You whip it out
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>>517922723
just be honest
when i asked out my first gf i pulled her aside and straight up told her id never done this before and that i was nervous and she loved that
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Just had a good old fist fight with a friend for undermining my masculinity. Should have reported the cunt to police and immigration but he didn’t rough me up enough for evidence.
This is why you never entertain shitskins no matter how “integrated” they are.
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>>517923067
>stay at home and play lego?
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>>517923267
There is literally no talent pool in the Liberal lower house, it's all duds. Not only this, but they are overwhelmingly moderate faction duds.
There is no serious mathematical play for Hastie to make leadership.
Alex Hawke owns the party right now, even Gina and the big donors are frustrated with the Libs now.

The funniest flop was Jacinta Price who is now just permanently fucked. She can't even defect from the party now because she is a 1-term NT senator. If she leaves the libs to defect to PHON or start a new party she loses by default, she cannot realistically continue in politics after revealing her hand too early.
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>517923458
i dont think he means toddlers in the public toilet
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>>517922444
Extremely based thread. You have all my love and support to genocide china. Godspeed chads.
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>>517922444
Based thread and checked
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>>517923067
Friendly reminder that Susan Ley is an African born first generation migrant. She's basically a machete wielding sudo. She won't do shit to clean up our streets. All we have is great leader and I encourage you to send him your energy. He has already recognised palestine. Who knows how much more he will upset the jew before he is done.
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>>517923593
Both parties churned through all their top guys too quickly
Now there's no one with enough star power to take the reigns.
Liberals in particular were always out for themselves. Everyone wants to be PM no one wants to do anything else. No consideration for the party or country.
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>>517923481
>and then everyone clapped.
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>>517923615
i can tell he has a powerful soul by his expression
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>>517923737
You are brown and I would fucking glass you cunt considering you’re not even a ‘friend’.
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>>517923704
>FB_IMG_1759462143154.jpg
so this was a meme from here posted on FB then posted back here?
i dont think i can do this shit anymore
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>>517922723
Just face it. It's over
>at Westfield today
>cute girl at stall
>stall was about charity for deaf people
>she eyes me off as I am walking past
>says hello, would you like to donate etc.
>say "I can't hear you" and point to my ear
>took her a second and then she says wtf
>coworkers overhear and laugh saying "so original bro"
>walk off
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>>517923883
>she eyes me off
kek
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>>517923067
>>517923267
>>517923267
>>517923318
>>517923593
>>517923704
The thing is Hasties not a dumb cunt nor is he particularly gullible. He won't be listening to power players in his ear whispering shit.
He won't won't make a move unless he has the numbers and even then he'll want those numbers locked in with promises of front bench positions for those who want it.

I think he just couldn't be fucked bending the knee again so told her to get fucked.

>>517923831
I'll fucken go you internet hardman.
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>>517923704
That's what matters... Palestine!

news today from our based leader that will surely make the jews seethe:
>India’s student visa assessment level for Australia has moved from Level 3 to Level 2, easing documentation requirements such as upfront financial evidence and course-specific English tests.

>>517923712
We are similar to America in some ways where the top talent goes to senate, the dropkick jobbers go to the congress (lower house).

It's a problem that our PM must be from the lower house, it complicates things and I think is a big part of the reason we have had an insane run of underwhelming leaders that couldn't get popular approval nation-wide
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>>517923959
& he has a couple of years to sit on the back bench and stir shit before he makes a move.
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>>517923959
>Hasties not a dumb cunt
Yeah he is
If he wasn't he'd know there's zero chance of the broader electorate accepting net zero getting axed
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>>517923959
Coogee Bay Hotel 9pm. Wear a red shirt so I know which faggot to knock out.
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>>517923959
M8 he's a military thicko.
He wouldn't even know it when these bloody lawyers pull one over on him.
Prove me wrong.
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>>517923067
Not that it matters really. Anyone in tune with politics isn't voting Liberals unless they are mega rich and are in gated communities.
The faster the Liberals die off, the better.
But it's too late anyone for "democracy". Only a revolution will change things.
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>>517922444
Classic glowzart derailment thread
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>>517922800
Do women actually like goats? I mean let's say I invited her around for a date and I milked the goat right into her coffee would she find that hot? I find that hot. I would follow correct protocol in sterilising the teet.
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>>517923959
>>517924031
>he has a couple of years to sit on the back bench
he really doesn't. Hastie was widely speculated to be losing his seat in the election, his seat is a marginal one and he was an outlier getting a TPP swing to him.
If the libs remain unpopular, his seat is gone and him smearing Ley will ironically backfire and lose him his own seat should she remain leader.

Right now is his only shot he'll ever get at having an impact in politics but he just doesn't have many good options. I think his best course of action is to defect to One Nation and try to destroy the Libs from outside (will still definitely lose his seat).
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Where's the sandnigger goat pedo?
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>>517924023
Uh no
Top talent goes to the lower house cuz it's considerably harder to get a house seat.
Senate seat any bum can get (and many bums have in recent memory)
Get juiced in with the party and get a good spot in preselection or get yourself a nice preference deal.
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>>517923851
<sulking because another chatter didn't reset his image randomiser when he had to reset the whole fucking app cache because he got banned by a gang of homosexual pedophiles

Buddy pls. I have better things to do.
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>>517923067
Who cares? Hastie knifed his mates in the back. He will certainly do it to his supporters he has grifted into believing he isn't just controlled opposition.
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>>517924241
Why do you keep adopting little boys? Little girls have assholes too.
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>>517924272
>Top talent goes to the lower house cuz it's considerably harder to get a house seat
I see it the other way. Party leaders that don't expect to govern will position their leader in the senate because it's a guaranteed in. Of course, big donors will usually get quota #3 which is why Labor got a bunch of jeets in by accident last election.
The quality of debate in the senate is much higher than in the lower house. Lower house MPs get preselected with zero vetting and most can't string together sentences. Liberal and Labor backbenchers are almost universally the dumbest cunts you'll ever meet, I know this.
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>>517923323
this. unless you are tall and white. then it is a zoomette buffet
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>>517924614
dem gen alphas are a treat tho lol
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>>517924525
Anyone with good intentions will fail in the Australian political arena. They will be immediately snuffed out by a gang of sycophantic corrupt lap dogs because having moral values is a threat to them. Only the absolute fucking scumsucking parasites who know how to backstab and blackmail will ever rise into leadership positions. That's the nature if party politics. None of them have ever met the constituents they pretend to represent.

We need to bring back the tribal council where every community got to personally elect their representatives and the cost of failure was being shunned in your home. That was the actual basis of democracy. It's a complete farce now.
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>>517924632
Die in your sleep fag. Nobody will miss you.
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I'm at Logan village hotel for chud night. Where the fuck are you cunts?
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>>517925147
pics
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Who /goatmaxxing/ ? I'm fucking loving this hobby. It makes depressed incels lose their mind for some reason. I wish I had of known this earlier.
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>>517922444
No Chinese ever sent millions of shitskins into my country. Americans however have.
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>>517925663
that brings back memories.
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oh god. the reddit goat retard is back
no place here for you, maybe go back to /mlp/, fucking freak
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>>517925663
Report back if you ever actually eat anything caught in the river. I don't like your chances. Rainbow serpent never wanted if to be this way.
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>>517925462
How many goats do you have? Are you an arab?
>>517925597
Albo loves JEETS!
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>>517923644
How's the weather in PIne Gap you worthless American subhuman failures? I mean look at you. Afghanistan, Ukraine. You fags lose every war you enter and then try and swagger around playing the big men while our country is crashing and burning. What a pathetic nation of niggers. Americans are a fucking joke.

spit
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>>517925830
Lmao my little goat discord pal. Mass report me again I don't give a fuck. I get high on your salty tears. Do your worst. Have the biggest tantrum you can. I would love to see it.
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>>517926133
I am literally rainbow dash rn smoking out of a monster can
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>>517924490
>cant into IDs
Skatepark pedo is usually the seppo flag, newfaggot
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>>517925867
I don't give a fuck about Albo, or your monkey pox that made your dick fall off you worthless nigger. I want Americans out of Australia. If theyy don't want to go, then they should all be rounded up and sent to Manus island with the rest of the illegal invader scum. These kikes are robbing this nation you fucking idiot. And instead of kikcking these parasites to the curb, you fags are all jacking up freebase mass media into the last few veins you have left in your eyeballs regurgitating fifth-rate NSA bullet points.

What a pathetic bunch of cucks. I hope you all get weeping hepatitis sores on your eyeballs.
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>>517923323
I'm 33 and a virgin and im not a shut in i work 6 days a week hard manual labour of course i had desire to be normie but its either genetic or childhood vaccines but i have never been able to function like other people
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>>517926259
post height so i can laugh
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>>517922444
I’d rather be owned by the Chinese than the Jews at this point. A switch up outta spite would be fun guys.
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>>517926255
There are no americans in Australia.
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dont say that she needs him
that he needs her
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>>517926306
6'0 ive had many many girls i believe were interested in me through the years maybe i was wrong though
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>>517925663
phumkin based
vocaroo your song
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>>517926445
Try date a import, a jeeta or a chink will fuck anyone.
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>>517926228
Haters hating because they can't even sk8. Is there any activities other people participate in that don't make you piss and shit all over your mums computer chair out of your neovagina in rage? Maybe sheepdog trials? Would you get upset if I told you my dog was 3rd place at the local sheepdog trials? (He would come first but I'm testing the waters)
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>>517923067
My read. The Ley team proposed a ridiculous immigration policy, or at least attempted to 'triangulate', arguing that they need poo voters to win. As Shadow Home affairs, it was his gig to sell it. Team Ley probably knew he would resign, and aren't unhappy about it. His successor will be expected to suck the poo dick, and they will.
So now Team Ley are expecting a spill, and will begin briefing against Hastie. They have a problem though, which is that no cunt is voting for Ley, and she simply can't win. My working assumption is they know this, and are merely positioning for a non-Hastie candidate, and are buying time. Possibly an Angus Taylor, or that other guy whose name I can't recall. And remember, The Libs have a woman problem - by which I mean they have way too many women in parliament, who will mostly remain loyal to Ley. Hastie will probably dick a few of them down with his Big Army Cock (BAC), but it may not be enough.
Were I Hastie, I'd bide my time. No hurry. Just wait for terrible polling, be quiet and polite on the backbenches, make a few speeches about something esoteric, and generally just lobby relentlessly in private. Yes, my BAC might need to be wheeled out, but that's politics. And possibly next year, spill time. NFA.
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How's your Friday lads?
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>>517926556
pensive
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china forces BHP to sell iron ore in RMB and the prison colony can't help but seethe
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>>517926520
Ive gone this far i dont think i will even have sex with a person and that is ok to me it was brutal in my teens and 20s but i care not so much but of course many people do care
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>>517922444
>It is our White duty to attack and cleanse China of disgusting Chinese inhabitants
Cleanse Australia first, pussy.
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>>517926859
Bro just go on tinder, and hit up jeetas.
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>>517922444
If you are pushing war you are nothing but a glowie faggot and should be beaten senseless only the deepstate wants war you will not get it there will be no war only peace the pendulum has to swing the other way it can't stay bad forever we are entering the days the Christ and a 1000 years pf peace and you can't do anything about it cope and seethe
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>no way anyone could be as retarded as Bradley
>sandnigger goat pedo: hold my beer
this is going to get good. about time there was a new lolcow
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>>517926945
Going to uni soon. Hopefully will get to fuck some qt poojeetas.
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>>517927030
They will do anything for shelter.
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>>517927105
They can shelter from the rain under my balls
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>>517922444
Chinks are our natural allies now, they will never threaten us militarily, not with our new AI drone military, they only ever had a numerical superiority but with the new gadgets we can compete on level terms if not better since the Chinks have never been able to build anything with wiring that can handle more current than a human hair.
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>>517926945
I think even the jeetas are getting picky. Used to be a whiteboi could merely Smash and Doordash, but no more. Idk, I'm not on any apps, it was too humiliating. I'm not even ugly, that would almost be easier. I swear the algo's are set to Maximum Humiliation setting.
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>>517926945
sounds like alot of work to have a woman and it looks like in modern times its almost designed to be as unnatural as possible they're equal that has never been the case ever and honestly its just unattractive
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>>517924070
Hitler was a corporal. Is Hastie ourguy bros?
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Well that didn't last long
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-03/andrew-hastie-quits-shadow-cabinet/105850958

Hastie can't mount a leadership challenge because no less than 4 liberal party factions are locked into replacement level migration.
Small business, aged care/boomer, heavy industry, property development.

There's genuinely no wish to curb migration within the liberal party. Hastie might as well challenge NSN for leadership of the nazi party, nobody else is prepared to fight the migrant bloc.
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>>517927160
you can shelter from the rain under Avas' tits.
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>>517926556
Wow it's almost pay day. Every day is a holiday for the neet. I was actually getting a little low on funds. Appreciate it.

https://youtu.be/aa7birRBmNM?
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>>517926255
>Defending the skatepark pedo
Go on...
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>>517927324
>>517926528
Meant for (you) arab goat pedo
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>>517927435
>raging into the void at anyone who is better than them

My mistake.
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>>517927030
i knew a girl who was half jewish or quarter and half asian she was the prettiest thing and so gentle natured she tried talking to me a few times i was like 17 and she tried again at like 20 i just stared into space saying 1 or 2 words hoping she would leave i blame the measles mumps and rubella vaccine ive been fucked up since childhood and still the same at 33
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Other issue with migrants is that they are gerrymandered into marginal seats. You can't move Australian voters into marginal seats ahead of the election. Itinerant voters have a disproportionate impact on election results.

A key weakness in Australian democracy is that voters are not tied to specific electorates for even a year. So through residential rezoning, business shift, state contract, it's routine to move more migrants into a marginal seat then the previous elections victory margin. A key factor of migrant voting power is how easily they are kicked from one electorate to another.

Labor does this trough the civil service, universities, hospitals, major accommodation providers. People in hospital or aged care, they vote where the hospital is located. And every single hospital votes labour. Every single one. The special voting booths in hospitals are the largest labour swing booths in Australia. Every single hospital polling station, bar none. And after that, university polling stations.

Until Australia sees electoral reform, postal votes, migrant votes, itinerants are the mode of electoral victory. No matter who they vote for. Demographic slide is just how elections are won or lost.
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>>517927435
>arab goat pedo
>sandnigger goat pedo
so which is it? i am confused
i think arab goat pedo sounds better
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>>517927280
Hell yeh.
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>you're all just jealous of my goat
where have i heard this before?
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Monday Holiday lads! Enjoy.

Note for Cennocels. The Jew sometimes gives us a Monday off, for some spurious 'cultural' reason. In fact, it's already factored into our wagies, so we aren't really getting time off, financially speaking, but we are allowed some time off by massa, likely to ensure we don't riot, or destroy the bananas. Also good for alcohol sales.
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>>517927585
this is anecdotal but 5th grade maybe my friends used to say i was really fast at math and socially always talking in hindsight it completely stopped when i got the MMR vaccine obviously it didnt effect everyone or i got the really shit dose
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>>517926538
>As Shadow Home affairs, it was his gig to sell it
They have a shadow minister specifically for immigration
It literally was not Hastie's job but he overstepped (in public, at that)
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>>517927680
Yeah arab goat pedo rolls off the tongue better.
>>517927783
Its almost spoopy how he is going through the same motions as spp did.
I think we caught another one, he will never leave until he gets validation for his goat.
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>>517927585
You seem like the kind of feller that could have rode into her village and just snatched her up like she was a treat(I'm sure she is, never express your desire to do this to her unless she had previously told you she enjoyed bernie sanders 1972 essay on the topic). More than 50% of your genetic material is from rape.

https://youtu.be/p508AOhxgXc?
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>>517926945
denounce curry
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>>517927921
Ah, of course. I made an error on the internet, and you have shamed me, as is right and proper. I will commit seppuku presently.

In order to mitigate this shame, I did some internet-ing.

Home Affairs:

>Home Affairs brings together Australia's federal law enforcement, national and transport security, criminal justice, emergency management, multicultural affairs, settlement services and immigration and border-related functions, working together to keep Australia safe.


I suppose he did has some link to immigration via 'multicultural affairs', but as you say, this isn't immigration policy. I imagine it's something do to with arresting whitey for saying nigger and whotnot.
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>>517926556
Contemplative. Wondering where the fuck everything went wrong.
>this thread - aus/pol/, this board, 4chan, it's become tame and more normal than normal. Normalfags in real life talk more shit and make money while doing it.
>more hurdles to jump through online in December when globohomo Americano mummies legislation comes into effect, in lockstep with others.
>feeling like an old man despite not being eldery, not even middle aged. Seems like people love me and I'm not sure why.
>have a pulse on reality and life that nobody else seems to have but some people come close but I can't reach out and converse without coming across as an asshole or condescending.
It's a strange life.
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>>517928033
my cousin 1st or second was very pretty to me i thought about her for years i think thats normal for many guys
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Work QT update. Some brief glances exchanged, as usual. It's not progressing though, and I may simply have to get my dick out soon. I'm not sure though, what type of trousers should I wear? I don't follow the fashions.
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>>517928415
look anon. i just dont think your heart is in it and trousers wont fix it.
have you considered simply presenting your wang and getting it over with?
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>>517928415
you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
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>>517928239
It's an incredibly strange life indeed. Been thinking in a similar fashion. Take it easy.
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>>517922444
Okay ABC..
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>>517928529
She might want to steal my granary. Can't be too careful these days. She is fucking hot though, ngl. I may not talked to women, but my peenor certainly communicates with me.
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>>517928415
sexual attraction seems like a mental illness looking at it from 33 year old incel with little to no sex drive i used to be so horny in class wtf was i thinking
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>>517928295
Fucking people that look like you and act like you is fine (technically no) but what I'm trying to encourage is stealing wives from other tribes, our traditional owners engaged in it like it was a larrikin activity, oh no I'll get you next time buddy pls don't take my triple inbred wife, haha I got one of yours ok let's pretend to spear each other at distance.
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>>517928529
checks out
this may be a good idea
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>>517928692
how do we even know its wrong? jewish media said so, its probably ok to procreate with cousins use your brain for a minute it would have happened a billion times through history im not saying its wrong or right but use your mind and work out propaganda from reality i think our bodies would have become used to it by now
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>>517928692
>laying down life lessons
>steal the wives of other tribe! LETS GOOO
>claim to fame is he lured and now shacks up with a goat
did you try and find the owner of yor clearly domestic goat? or is it just 'yours' now like the ducks at the park?
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>>517922444
>derp just 2 day smo!

fuck off kike. find every kike and hang them
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>>517928859
why do you think brother sister fuckers make national news it shows theyre looking for the fucked up cases what are the number compared to unrelated couples
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>>517928911
>or is it just 'yours' now like the ducks at the park
Kek. Bradley almkst got bashed for pinching a trolley. This cunt has no hope
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>>517928544
Real life isn't even that real. It's just another layer of domesticated human enclosure but you have even less freedom than previous generations, or not even that, you have less freedom than YOU had in bygone years. Does nobody even fucking realise this? It baffles me that older cunts don't seethe as much or more.
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>>517929084
I do. It's suffocating and scary.
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>>517928911
I have big plans for this little goat pal. I stole her a husband today, he's a feisty little negro (like you but hopefully not as much of a faggit) she's going to have his babies in a few months then I'll see how he behaves. If he is an actual chad then I will ditch all his genetic relations, he definitely won't be fucking his daughter on my watch. Don't get too excited.
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>>517929363
I'm an experienced goat trainer. You should stick to targeting doggos. He gets a flogging if he doesn't attack goats and he gets a flogging if he attacks the goats that I don't want him to attack. He's smart enough to figure it out but you aren't.
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>>517929485
tell me more about your goat, anon
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>>517927271
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-03/andrew-hastie-quits-shadow-cabinet/105850958
he just wanted to use the same old trick pretend to be against immigration whilst being for it so he can fuck off and the liberal paty altogether quite frankly what a fuckin train wreck they've imposed on australians for decades
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Pinching a goat violates United States Law, right?
I kind of feel that pinching a goat fits under this definition
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You Logan fags better come to the next chud nights
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>>517929789
what did ya sing lad
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>>517922444
I UnDeRsTaNd tHaT InDiA Is nO LoNgEr gOiNg tO Be bUyInG OiL FrOm rUsSiA. tHaT’S WhAt i hEaRd. I DoN’T KnOw iF ThAt’s rIgHt oR NoT. tHaT Is a gOoD StEp. We wIlL SeE WhAt hApPeNs…
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>>517929539
I took the big doggo for a swim in an open cut opal mine and I saw a mob of goats in the distance through the trees. I told him there is goatses(he has a completely made up version of the English language that I imagine is how he would speak if he spoke English with his massive jowls, he doesn't understand syllables) he was striking out in every direction and I led him twice and eventually he saw the goatses. He sped off into the distance. I heard a young goat crying in pain. I jumped in the '96 cruiser and went over to meet him. This was serious. He rolled a baby goat next to the road and he was coming back to give her a bit of a stab intermittently while he dealt with the mob.

She was the cutest goat I had ever laid eyes on. So placid. Bleeding out slightly. Just laying there with all fours stretched out like her life was over. Little cat eyes. I bound her and chucked her in the back of the ute and called the boy. He was romancing the mob, completely intermingled with them and they didn't really know what he wanted them to do, he didn't know either but he knows what up the pup means (and what happens if he doesn't) and he vaulted into the tray.

We took the little cutie pie home on the back of the ute. He showed a mild interest. Just enough to make her behave but not enough to freak her out. I let her go in the yard. He tried to run her down (he thinks that anything that runs in fair game) i corrected his behaviour and told him that it won't be tolerated anymore. He was scared of the goat now.

She slept under the house for 3 days terrified of any human or canine interaction. Then on day 3 she rose from the tomb and was on the "welcome" mat when I came home. I opened the door and she scamped off but seconds later she looped around and came into the house and was sleeping in the lounge. I opened a 2nd door because I didn't want her to feel trapped but she actually wanted to be there. This afternoon she was on the mat again and wouldn't move. /fin
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>>517922653
>>517922576
Aus bros explain yourselves
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>>517928415
>Work QT update
the funny thing is you think you're the predator while in reality you're the prey
https://fulllengthaudiobooks.net/david-m-buss-the-evolution-of-desire-audiobook/
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>>517930737
what made you start documenting your stories here when it seems to me that all the remarkable stuff happened days ago?
what state are you in?
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>>517930786
we had nothign to do with that.
emus controlled most of that region up until the 80's which is why we never heard about it
cant really trust emu records obtained after 1980 anyway
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>>517925961
Quit being jealous and deal with your own trash. You've plenty of chinks like yourself to boot out
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>>517929595
Still looks like he's being run as an outside figure. The liberals fear a new far right party, but they shouldn't.
The far right is geared to depopulate electorates, form militias and mulch non white vermin. As if the far right gives a single fuck about the election results, we end democracy. Democracy failed. Letting foreigners vote was the end of Australian democracy.
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waiting for you
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>>517922444
Why dont you send Tyrone, Muhammed, Ashraf and Rangesh to fight China since they are just as Australian as defined by the international community.
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>Skatepark pedo is feeling left out
Kek. His mum is going to catch him smoking again
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>>517923959
Alright thanks to you I glassed my mate across the chest with a wine bottle for being a cunt. He was unharmed and I copped a few slaps for being a psycho. But it should have been you you cunt.
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>>517931595
sure thing, Gary
colesbag was a REAL tough cunt, there hasn't been another real one since
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It will only get worse for everyone btw. Also fuck the Veterans and Wars you Aussie Fuck. They signed up for some bullshit wars and died or came back maimed for a false promise of Freedom. When in reality it was all for money and power for the few. I tell all my close friends to never join military, especially since it seems they are eyeing Venezuela or Iran. Which we will lose those wars too. Americans can’t win protracted long term wars because there is no culture, no unified sense of duty. It’s all about money and 2 week news cycles.
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>>517931508
>Why dont you send Tyrone, Muhammed, Ashraf and Rangesh to fight China since they are just as Australian as defined by the international community.
>Tyrone
fucking my missus. busy
>Muhammed
pinched my goat. posting about it here. so, busy.
>Ashraf
getting in on the goat action. see above ^
>Rangesh
how else am i going to feed myself? cook?
this doesnt sound like a very good idea at all.
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i hear her walking down her stairs
this night is full of scares
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>>517929789
>next, imply there was a prior event
What happened cunt?
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>>517931595
You sound like a fucken keeper m8.
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>>517930940
Qld. It's not exactly a wild story pal. Just a normal activity that happens to normal people during their day to day activities living in a remote part of the country you pretend to be from. The average bushman wouldn't raise an eyebrow.
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>>517932166
Must feel bad to be such a pussy but you probably feel nothing at all. I am a peaceful person.
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>>517932484
>Qld
i dont believe you
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>>517932484
>pal
Who the fuck are you? Al Bundy?
Who the fuck says 'Pal'? Sounds like an Adelaide thing
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>>517922723
this chinaman or woman will sell you escalationwares
i think that could be a cybersecurity issue worth investigating
which is under my business remit concerning bail conditions
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>>517932825
>Who the fuck says 'Pal'?
a fucking mutt arab that grew up on decades old SImpsons Cartoons and poorly translated Bart quotes.
That's who.
who is he kidding? coming on here with his stolen fucking goat, arab pubes and pig sty living conditions.
>i'm not an arab guys!
>this is totally normal stuff!
its spectacular. really.
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>>517932525
>I am a peaceful person.
>>517931595
>I glassed my mate across the chest with a wine bottle for being a cunt.
>>517923481
>Just had a good old fist fight with a friend for undermining my masculinity.
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i have aspergers and am drunk, ama.
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>>517932525
SHOW that der bussy if you're peaceful.
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>>517933069
A man has his reasonable limits. How is that hard to understand? You must be from Melbourne.
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>>517932484
>The average bushman wouldn't raise an eyebrow.
see a lot of 'bushmen' around do you, anon?
only 'bushmen' are from africa, and only mildly smarter than the abos. you fucking clown
did you mean Bush Ranger?
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>>517932825
Pal and bud are supposed to be insulting. Little boy. But if you go up the road (100km since you fags don't understand the basics) bud is actually not an insult. I don't go there because they insulted me. Pal always means they were talking down to you.

https://youtu.be/WxIzRTRAsa0?
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>>517932484
What the fuck is wrong with you cunt. You don't hit a mate, and you don't use a weapon on anyone but a dog.
I've never glassed a cunt, stern words were sufficient.
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>>517933566
I know the americanism
Never heard an aussie talk like that, not even a BushMan
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>>517933614
>>517933614
i ain't a dog you fucking nigger
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Not a bushman here o buddy o pallywals, matey. Where dezi? Need a mill brah
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>>517933419
Buddy pls. I have explored the lengths and depths of Australia. I have hitch-hiked all over. I took a canoe up the darling to escape dan andrews covid mandates. I have children with full blood aboriginals in Katherine that are whiter than you. You are like a baby to me chocking on an anzac biscuit because it's too dry.
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come and get your leaking boypussy faggots out of /afl/ thanks
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>>517934112
>i'm a half arab goat thief that got stuck here when my mum transferred military bases
>so i talk broken english from the 1980 VHS tapes i grew up with
thats as generous as i can make it
COWABUNGA! (as the bushmen say)
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>>517934112
omo wyt cunt..where dezi then
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>>517933372
No. But you sound gay enough to be.
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>>517934397
the tunnels under the mountain
what do you think wizards are spending their time doing
those doors will not be found without the proper spells
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>>517926714
Fmg already caved in and use rmb
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>>517934654
so i just have to hike in the closed park in a i hate dan andrews t shirt and find some tunnel with dezi in it under mt buffalo and tell him we're cool then get gps coordinates and make a phone call when i have phone reception?
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>>517933728
This is the internet so I could call anyone a dog; but I didn't call you a dog.
I said that the only person you should glass is a dog, and your mate wasn't a dog. You shouldn't have glassed him.

I've done some shit in my life, but only because I had to. Had to be done and I don't feel good about being the one who had to do it.

Normies who have never known violence might glorify it, people who've lived violent lives hate violence. We hate the glorification of violence, and especially, we hate psycho cunts who enjoy violence.

Unfuck yourself. You got drunk and attacked a friend with a glass bottle. You're a psycho fuck up. Correct that.
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>PETROL JOCKEY
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>>517934854
that sounds like a pretty retarded spell
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Stuff all work around lately wounding if we going into recession
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>>517934917
lost
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>>517923883
Those charity people get pissed off when you argue for more child marriage
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>>517934894
u wot
i was assaulted by a leb wearing brass knuckles at night in a park as a disproportionate response to some clown exchange
get your head out of your aris cunt
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>>517935078
kek. do you own, or recently pinch, a goat by any chance
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jesus cheapest dan t shirt is $18
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lil aussiebro paying 1.2 million didgeridoos for a plywood drywall shitbox in a leb rape gang area + free abuse from local abbo methhead on the bus
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Cunts people know dezi. If you fought the lock down you know 20 people who know dezi. He was a real person. One of hundreds of real people driven into rural poverty and extreme hardship. Guys who crossed the point of no return.

The police want to know where dezi is, well I know where are hundred dezis are, they just didn't all shoot cops. Shooting a cop isn't a big deal, takes two seconds. An error of judgement. Any of them could shoot cops, cops are sitting ducks because they're not allowed to fire on petty criminals. Big difference between shooting it out with the cops, and blasting two cops who put themselves at risk simply to avoid shooting at you first. Fuck cops, but it is what it is.

Dezi cunts will shoot a cop if cornered, and police are stupid enough to corner them. That's their own issue. Point is, the dezi cunt is only contextually dangerous, they aren't terrorists. There are real terrorists out there who would set off a bomb in a crowd of 100 random bystanders. 20, 40, 60 causalities and they'd set off one after another. That's a terrorist.

Dezi was just some poor cunt driven mad, driven to the fringes. Someone they pushed as far as a man could possibly be pushed. Much like media Kelly. Before the conflict he was nobody. Just a guy. He's not a hero, he's decidedly on the victim end. He's just a victim who in two seconds, shot two cops.
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I picked this little honey up in Swan Hill. Caught a bus down to get it. Rode it back. Wouldn't have been notable if it didn't piss down. Slept beside a pile of railway sleepers. White dogs are so tiresome. They banned my starlink because they got upset over a goat. Master race shit. Fuckin snowflakes. I spend my time out thinking about different ways to boil white dogs. You will never be Australian.
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>517935398
>*kebabnoises*
>Eat my shorts, man!
he's called his pals in
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>>517934917
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>>517935127
>assaulted by a leb wearing brass knuckles at night in a park
See there's a cunt who probably deserved it. Stick to that kind of mindless violence. Not your mates.
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>>517935554
Based bicycle hobo.
But why not a motorbike? I'll buy you one from the good cunts fund
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>>517935618
well.. i'd rather not get into a debate about this
anyone who reduces a human to an animal
and/or reduces one or both to a sacrifice needs literal fucking reduction of limbs or skinned alive etc.
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>>517935554
>They banned my starlink because they got upset over a goat.
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dumb fuck retard you won't tell me what to think
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>>517928544
>>517929084
yep it's all fake and gay
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don't call me a dog or I will cut your fucking legs off and remove your face with a paring knife and wear it for a mirror selfie and send the selfie to your friends and family
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>>517934917
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i will record a video of you stumping after me without a face because at some point i will give you lethal dose of opioids and also send that video to your friends and family
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This is the mighty mulloka i went from merbein down to wentworth then down the darling. Had to drag the fat cunt around a couple of weirs. Normal behaviour for an anglo. Got down to Pooncarie and had a day off, sweet town. Probably the only bloke that will ever drag a canoe like that around there. Patched it up with blue and white and continued on down to Menindee. The town was locked down with covid shit. Full days travel down to the weir.

I'm sorry that you never had a great adventure. I'm sorry that your uncle fucked your tight little ass. Don't get mad at me ffs. I shouldn't have to say this.
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>>517922444
Hope Chinese replace the Australians, maybe then you'd do something worthwhile
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This was the camp up near Brooklyn nsw when the fires were heavy.
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>>517937069
paying homeless crackheads to start uncontrolled bush fires is not something one should consider this summer
even if one is offered gifts and alibis
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>>517937069
based nomad, bound by nothing but power of the will.
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>>517930139
Sunday morning and all these things I've done
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>>517922723
you dont
you just try to make yourself(your body, education, job, home, hobbies, lifestyle, personality) as attractive as possible and hope a female makes a move on you first.
its way way way more work but it means YOU never get rejected, you only get successful dates or are the one rejecting.
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>>517937342
This was the Townsville camp. A gay abo offered to suck my dick so I packed up the camp and spent the night by aligator Creek. (Before) i face discrimination as a white Australian trying to tell stories about my experiences in white Australia. It took me longer to say this than I would take me to be in your mums town dog. Something to consider.
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>>517936480
>>517937069
>>517938126
i don't see your camping goat, pal
no bushman worth his salt would go out bush like that without his trusty camping goat
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>>517938126
It's too hot in that shithole for a tent, I tried it way back. You need to get onto the islands for work, even cleaning shithouses is better than trying to live on the mainland coast in the wet season.
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>>517937069>>517937069
you know dezi?
>>517935532
think carefully........where dezi

>>517936480
you misspelt malaka?
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Alice Springs camp. A ways out if town, i did have an interaction with the local indigenous children. They stole my cigarette lighter and I couldn't manage to light a cigarette like they do I jail. I'm a failure. They never did find my camp.
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>>517938541
sounds like jihad camp
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>>517938126
>>517938295
i'm just messing with you buddy, pay, firend
dont take it too seriously and end up like skatepark pedo
as suspicious as it is to gloat about you goat, you probably are not an arab.
but i think we have all learnt something today
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>>517938541
I have to ask the cunts at work at depth, but I work with motorbike parts and I'm one of the few blokes that doesn't ride.
I heard one cunt talk to another about dirtbiking out bush and he named the boong.
He said something along the lines of dirtbiking out bush and having a boong stop you saying "What's going on, white fella?"
It's a bit surprising to me to hear that. I'll have to poke his brain to see what he means by this.
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>>517938541
Respect +1
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Then finally Broome. My little fantasy about good light in Broome. It's true. Its majestic. I would give it all up to go back to Broome. I got bitten by a centetpede and caught necrosisis in my arm the first few days, not exactly pleasant but it turned out ok. Also got a tropical ulcer and almost lost a leg but yeah, could happen to anyone. Fuck Broome.
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>>517938126
>A gay abo offered to suck my dick
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I will take questions in good faith. The anti goat fags have destroyed my life, I only get 1 bar 4g here on a good day and they got my starlink banned for 3 days over a mlp meme, hope you're fucking happy (they are the thrilled). Life goes on. Malcolm Douglas never had to deal with you fags baka.
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>>517936480
Anon, I've done the Murrumbidgee (and Tumut) river canoe and kayak trail and agree. These cunts that sit home and do nothing are wasting their lives. Adventure rules.
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>>517938639
If glowzart put in half the effort you do, we wouldnt have most of the retards that are here today.
He really ruined this place hugging the newfaggots all the time. Some might even say he was carrying water for them. Disgusting.
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>>517939476
Piss off cunt.
You can't blame me for the arsewipes that permeate this fucking place now.
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>>517939476
You cunts love to lay blame but you soon piss off when confronted.
Absolutely piss weak.
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>>517940090
oh, my dear glowzart.
you have been here so long, and yet you still have such a short temper.
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>>517940302
I'm not your fucken dear cunt.
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>>517939384 sorry I couldn't elaborate but you're 100% correct about everything.
>>517940375 You are the runner up in the cutie pie contest...faggot

Goodnight
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>>517940702
Bite me.
Did you even realize both those posts were me?
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>>517939384
you are like dezi...where dezi
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>>517940791
he clearly realised, glowzart
you would be getting a bit old for adventures now, wouldn't you?
im mid 40's and ready for my first adventure for 20 years.
worries me i wont be able to keep up, and i am a spring chicken compared to someone double my age like yourself
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>>517940791
What are you gonna do about it? Maybe snuggle in my cab at Narrandera for a few hours and tell me how you're going to change my life and they are more culturally accepting of homosexual relationships in Moree after the burn your first house down (they aren't ) hit the tarmac bud.

https://youtu.be/UoKvUYbGu7A?
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>>517922444
>Chinese are a virus and their mutations (jeets, russkis, mountain niggers etc) must be eradicated.

1pbtid
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>>517943477
kek.



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