Imagine being Italian. What's going through your mind if a Yank makes Mac-and-Cheese instead of Carbonara for you? Regardless of how fat her tits are... do you run?
Italians care about making the best out of your ingredients which is a typical European trait, they dont care about your retarded attempts to offend by having awful taste.
>>517927204D&C threadignored
>>517927204My mac and cheese is fucking amazing though.
>>517927277I know Italians bro and their cuisine, thats the nr.1 reason I ask itItalians should fucking nuke Yankrica for this garbage>>517927302Dolce and Carbonara?
>>517927204good mac and cheese is better than good carbonara
I watch this food vlogger (lol) on youtube sometimes and he is posting videos from Rome now and says all the food sucks
>>517927204Mac n cheese is superior
>>517927204In America you can get a RoundMeal™ for $5.00We call this a “Dirty Sanchez" here in NewMew (New Mexico for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in to the freezer aisle and its always cold and ready to go when you heat it up at home.What food deals/ traditions do you have where you live?
>>517927204My parents are both from Italy, Avellino and Bologna. I made some pork chops and macaroni and cheese at their house last night and they liked it.
>>517927668You are not Germanic.
>>517927204no, even if it was shit it's just one meal iland it would be rude to runMcDonald, Burger King and the likes are popular here like anywhere else
>>517927684this comment made me kek>>517927694wow, this vlogger is an absolute retard tbqfh
>>517927788We are sub-Scandinavian, right? or...
>>517927204>Imagine being ItalianHow about no?
>>517927694half of your food service industry is goyslopfied Italian food, Josh.
Most med food is overrated garbage.Carbs and carbs with some carbs on top rounded up with oil.They have some ways to make peasant cheap food interesting but that's all.But all this is obviously not some culinary masterwork.
>>517927754We can have all prepped pasta dishes for 2 persons for €2.15 at supermarkets
>>517927901Bro like the whole world would eat sauerkraut all day, German food is absolute low tier like Dutch and SwedishMediterranian is at least better and I habe to be honnest that food from further abroad is even better
>>517927754>RoundMeal™My mother used to hammer these things flat and put it on 'za. Just sprinkle some extra cheese on it, some banana slices, and it's ready!
>>517927668dilation and curettage
>>517927800>this comment made me kekYou must have never had good mac and cheese, let me guess you are the type of faggot that eats restaurant slop and thinks it's "fine dining"?
>>517927204Yes, the people that make alfredo are going to get spooked by man n cheese. Are you really this stupid?
>thinking I would walk away from sex because she cant cook
>>517927204Imagine thinking what Italians think about something.
>>517927204My mom and grandfather built torpedo parts in the soviet union. When it became Ukraine, it was converted into a macaroni factory and we'd always have a bunch when I visited. Pasta in general is seen as a pasta dish in slav lands
>>517927204everybody eats when they come to my house
the one above looks tastier
italians really dont care that much as long as it's good. this tiktok offended italian trend has exhausted itself.I know plenty of italians that like an english carbonara with cream & bacon.. a pizza with pineapple etc. it doesnt matter.
>>517928145No I can tell the type of cheese used doesnt have the right structure, its like mud. Than the bacon does not taste the best in cheese sause with dry macaroni. Its not better than carbonara which I ate being younger 4 plates in a row
>>517927204Macaroni Cheese is an English dish, so is Lasagne aka Loseyns.
>>517928506Pizza Hawai is just for childern cause it has a candy taste but being older its too sweet and has no taste desu.
>>517928059What do you guys use for a beverage to pair that with? It sounds really good.
>>517928409Peasant dish*
>>517928506you don't need to be Italian to recognise that pizza with pineapple is a crime against gastronomy and good taste. I've seen worse tho, I've seen brazilians putting mayonnaise on pizza
>>517928506>a pizza with pineapple (and i assume ham)Fig and prosciutto is a better combo
>>517928045Dutch can make some good fries. Thats about all I know about Dutch cuisine is fries with mayo. Good combination >>517928547>Macaroni Cheese is an English dishMakes sense. Its hearty and can be made in an oven
>>517927204> Imagine thinking the stuff you see on social media is real
>>517928641Hahahahahahahahahaha, Mayo on their pizza's? I almost got a fucking heart attack
>>517928641Some people here put ranch dressing on their pizza / dip their pizza into ranch dressing. Its disgusting
>>517927204As long as the water was salted and you dropped the pasta in when it was boiling and didn’t overcook it as fuck and you used fresh ingredients and also served it with a cold beer or wine then i can overlook the lack of superior taste
>>517928045My by far favorite German dish is pic related literally 1 ingredient lmao.I like meat heavy dishes and German food is exactly that.But it's okay if you like carbs heavy oily stuff but not for me.
>>517928733Pannekoeken are quite good (pan cakes but the dutch way) but thats quite accurate. There are a fre countries here in Nothern Europe with laughable cuisines. From the Netherlands everything in Mediterranean Europe is better just avoid Germany, Netherlands, U.K. and Scandinavia than youre fine
>>517927593OP is an idiot. She is making killer Mac and cheese and her tits are massive. I don't see a problem.
>>517927843>weyeah rightyoure not even european and its obvious
>>517927204Mac and cheese can be good. It's slop but it's good. Just cook the pasta right.It's like kiddie food against the patrician taste of a well made carbonara. It's not that dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets and french fries taste like shit, it's just a simple taste that everyone likes and does the job, and that's why it's kids food. Adults (should) have a more refine palate.
>>517928827>literally 1 ingredient lmaowhypipo don't season dey meat
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>>517929005Youre the Hitlerian here, lower your voice
>>517928619Bangs is great, but hard to come by here. We usually drink Oililla.
>>517929090Fat has salt and salt do be seasons maane.
>>517929169Fuck off from Europa, faggot. you dont belong here and you will reminded of that every single day.
>>517928827love that. italians have many great meat & fish based dishes too but its not what they're known for - because just like the germans, they like the fresh ingredient to speak for themselves rather than cover it with 3000 spices
>>517928827italian cuisine is not carb and carb, that's what you kraut tourists go forbut what do you know, honestly. No offense. Bavarian food is ok, maybe too heavy and saucy, if you go northern than Nurnberg it's really really bad.There's only 2 other cuisines in the world that are as varied and all encompassing as the italian one: Spanish and Japanese. Everything else I've tried is basically 2 or 3 dishes and variations of those with different spices and such. Every single region in Italy or Spain has different cuisines from the others, and every single region in Italy or Spain has more options/dishes/varieties that most national cuisines have in general.
On behalf of the Americans, I respectfully request your best Carbonara recipe.
>>517928827Schnitzel with kassespaetzle is very good or with regular spaetzle or potato salad>>517928898Ive had stroopwaffles before and those were good. Never had Dutch pancakes. There aren't many Dutch people where I live. More Greeks and Italians than Dutch. I like Greek and Italian food. US food can be good, a good burger or tendies with friesDo people eat oysters in NL? Are there oysters in northern Europe?
>>517927302>ignored>still repliedlol
>>517929090The ferment it tho
>>517929297the orthodox italian one is boring. its eggyolk + parmigiano romano + black pepperthe english one is great imo. bacon, garlic, cream / milk. delicious
>>517927204I don't like Mac-and-Cheese, to me its just inferior pasta.
>>517927204It depends, if she makes a Mac and cheese calling it a carbonara I will replace her dildo with a cactus claiming they are the same thing. If she makes me a Mac and cheese telling me it's Mac and cheese it's fine.
>>517927754Wtf?You put that plastic shit in the boiled water?
>>517927204Whats the big deal? Both are really great meals>t. American that can make both
>>517929297guanciale, egg (one egg per person approx, you can go like a bit more yolk if you like, something like 5 whole eggs 3 yolks for 6 people), pecorino romano (grana padano/parmigiano reggiano might do too), pepper, salt, olive oilPan fry the guanciale in olive oil till it's crunchy, in the meantime open the eggs in a bowl, add some pepper and salt, stir until it's homogeneous. Boil pasta, when it's done keep some of the water, then put everything in the pan where you fried guanciale, add the egg and some cooking water, and make a sauce with it. Don't let the egg overcook, it needs to still be creamy. Grate pecorino on top.I personally add half a garlic clove when I fry the guanciale, and then take it out before putting the pasta in the pan, but that's heresy for somebody from Rome I guess
>>517929286You have noodle and tasteless fish + oil.I'm every year down there in my holiday home and med food is garbage get over it.Your best restaurants are your steak houses and steak is obviously not a typical Italian thing.
>>517929391>CreamI know you're playing me, but I'm still disgusted at how plebian you are. What you describe isn't carbonara, its bacon alfredo.
>>517929297150g guanciale or pancetta, diced350g spaghetti3 eggs1 egg yolk50g finely grated Parmesan cheese, plus a few extra curls if desired50g finely grated pecorinoBlack pepper(it is not translated to inches and gallons)
>>517929207That's oDilla, you illiterate arab.
>>517929554> I'm every year down there in my holiday home and med food is garbage get over it.Precisely what I said Hans, keep patronizing the shitty tourist only restaurants you find on the seaside/lakeside and stay there
>>517929599Koen here knows the stuff
>>517927901>>517928827>>517929215
>>517929545>>517929599Thank you kindly.>>inches and gallonsI needed that laugh this morning, thank you. My wife has a proper kitchen scale she uses.
>>517927204mac and cheese is british
>>517929652I'm always open to new food but I've had it all.It's simply not good or rich in taste.Italy has more noodle (yes all that nonsense is noodle no one cares how you name it) than native Italians and it is just bad especially for a price up to 10€. I'm never in tourist areas because those prices are just completely ridiculous.
>>517928059>Flattening your roundmealDo American's really....What's the point, just buy an inferior planar product if you're going to ruin the patented Spherical goodness
>>517929622Actually, I think it's oDiUa, when looking closer at the bottle.
>>517928059Jesus christ Geir for fucks sake
>>517927754Fresh!
>>517929982> It's simply not good or rich in taste.After much traveling abroad I came to a obvious conclusionPeople from up north have different taste buds than usLike literally, geneticallyYou cannot taste what we doWas in Praha long time ago with a couple swedes, at a roman restaurant. Good shit, done like in italy. Got myself some cacio e pepe, delicious. They tasted it, said "meh, doesn't taste like much". What do you mean doesn't taste like much snownigger, it's literally exploding in my mouthAnd that's when I got itSince what you had available for millennia was boiled sheep and roots, you evolved to not be able to taste much. It was advantageous. While us in the south with access to all kind of tasty stuff didn't do that.It's literally genetic.
>>517929286>There's only 2 other cuisines in the world that are as varied and all encompassing as the italian one: Spanish and Japanese. You probably didn't wanted to sound cliché and name France, and while french "high" cuisine is overrated and pretentious, you have to give it to them that they have the most varied dishes in the world, by far
>>517930018OMNOMNOMNOM!
mmm the taste of Italia
>>517930187History timeFrench cuisine is, well, weird. While other countries cuisine normally evolved from grassroots, taking traditional dishes made from whatever was available to make it look tasty, french cuisine is some sort of jewish avantgarde experiment in trying different weird shit to see what you can do with it. Much like (disgusting) michelin star restaurants do today - making weird shit for the sake of being weird, disregarding all the rules and local minima found over millennia of trial and error.There is still french "real" cuisine buried deep under the pretentiousness façade, but if you look at that you'll find it's not really that varied or not that good.
>>517930181Modern Krauts and Nordics eat too much curry slop and Kebab garbage, it ruins their palate.
>>517930263This is 3 to 5 with no probation in Italy
>>517927204>Imagine being ItalianNo, thanks. And if the bitch doesn't make me Käsespätzle, she can fuck right off.
>>517930263Grandiosa would be better and that says it all
>>517930420what about this beauty?
>>517930472That's some kind of godawful salty cake, not pizza, and you do whatever the fucking disgusting shit you do in Russia with that, not our jurisdiction
>>517927277Mac n cheese is unironically better than carbonara.
>>517930367This is probably the worst thing I've seen in my life.
>>517930181At some point it becomes genetic but just like I've said I prefer meat heavy dishes and med food isn't that.The weather is part of it too because you should not eat heavy when the sun goes hard.
>>517930472A long stay in the psychiatric ward.
Authentic Sicilian buckwheat pizza
>>517930472olivier on pizza?
>>517930690fug forgot the pic
>>517930472Whats the sauce in the heinz package in the corner? Why do russians like dill so much? Dill tastes disgusting to me
>>517930711bingo>517930720>Whats the sauce in the heinz package in the corner?It's sweet and sour I think, a lot of our pizzerias sell them
>>517930620Point in case, your pictureSee, it's not bad. Not at all. I actually like food like that.It just makes no senseThe kale PLUS the bacon PLUS the potatoes PLUS whatever else you put on itIf you made some sort of cream, maybeIf you keep them separated and eat kale and potato as side dishes, maybeBut putting it all together in the same plate, it just makes no senseIt flattens everything out, it all becomes the same sort of bland taste, nothing "pops" so to speakBut you don't notice, so you don't care. You just put everything together and eat it. The godawful things I've seen at lunchtime in the same plate up in the nordics, I'm still PTSD by it
>>517927204Not political
>>517929391>parmigiano romanoThere’s parmigiano that is a cheese from fucking Parma, like the name suggests to >10 IQ people. And then there’s pecorino romano, goat cheese from Rome. I can only imagine what kind of slop you ate and have the gall to criticize the Italian dishNigger why are you retarded?
>>517929338get a load of this newfag
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>>517930798>bingotoo veggy for me but I wouldn't discount it entirely could be good if there's cheese underneath
>>517930859you knew what i meant faggot. no one cares. italian carbonara is boring. english is superior. just how the americans improved your soggy little pizzas.
>>517931005Olivier if made properly is god tier. Wouldn't be that bad on a tasty dough. Not baked of course (the salad, not the crust)
>>517927204
>>517927901Mediterranean food is enjoyable once in a while but (with the exception of France) it lacks the high quality dairy found in northern Europe so it becomes as repetitive as its region's rock-and-scrub landscape.
pizza di ravioli mamma mia
>>517929477Its fake you retard.
>>517931086>Olivier if made properly is god tier.yeah we make the exact same salad herejust don't call it Olivier but simply vegetable salad it's mandatory on Christmas and Easter
>>517931010>Brit calling anyone else's pizza soggy Nigel, Nigel, Nigel. You're trying much too hard.
>>517929477dude it says 226 grams "serves 3 men"that itself tells you it's fake as fuck
>>517931392>it's mandatory on Christmas and Eastergigabased
I very much doubt that many Italians would have an issue with you making macaroni and cheese as long as you used good quality cheese.
>>517930572mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood
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>>517930811It goes very well together expecially with good mustard, that's what I grew up with and is done very easy at home. All of Germany has specialities everywhere all thanks to back then when we had some different monarch leader every 5 meters so it created big diversity.I like most of it but some German goods I absolutely hate.
>>517927754>NewMew (New Mexico for you outsiders).nigga no one calls it that what the fuck
>>517931481Why do rusgolians always do bad copies of what Germans do?
>>517931236you jest but that stuff is delicioushad a 3-cheese tortellini, chicken and bacon pizza once that was great
>>517931945>rusgolians always do bad copies of what everyone doesftfy
>>517927204>cook down 1 pack diced smoked streaky bacon in pan til crispy>add 1 chopped onion, half clove diced garlic, salt, pepper, fresh basil, cook till sautéed>add chopped chicken, cook in with mix>add 1 cup creme fraise, and 1 whole block of parmesan cheese, mix in
>>517931897Lurk moar. We always called it NewMew back in QueQue.
>>517931897>>517932129New Mexico is just the gay version of Arizona.
>>517930472Doesn't look awful desu, I'd at least try it
>>517932234Arizona is just Utah with more ball-sweat
>>517932062half garlic bulb not clove
>>517930714that quite literally looks like the throw up i just cleaned
>>517927754I have been trying to win the visit from davis for ten years
>>517929366i wanna fucking try this shit, does it make your sweat smell bad too or body metabolizes all
>>517927204>Imagine being Italian. Gross. No.
>>517927204if she has fat tits but not fat elsewhere ill stay for sure. if she is just a fatty, or too skinny im out.
>>517930472mm russian salad
>>517927204One tastes like shit literal goyslop take makes you sick other one much better you probably never had pram before faggot.The Dutch doesn't have much of Cheese culture aside from Gouda cheese
>>517929366>bro it's an acquired taste trust me bro
>>517932327It's a consequence of actually having balls. Utah is a cult of Mormon eunuchs and Colorado are Neo-Californian troons. Arizona is best four corners state.
>>517932592I always get good and drunk when eating it, making me reek of booze anyway, but I don't think it'll make your sweat stink.And open the can outside or under water. Unless you want your house to smell like decomposing nigger.
>>517927204Italians and Mediterranean people are the true master race. Nordic whites may think they are, but they're just a simplified copy of the mighty Romans and Greeks.
>>517927204Im italian.I dont think ive eaten more than 2 bites of mac and cheese in a sitting in my whole life. Toxic stuff
>>517927593this. Mac and chese is not even considered italian food in america. ive never known someone to say "im making italian tonight! and then serve mac and cheese" its a quintessentially american dish most often served with BBQ
>>517932773>Im italian.Is this another one of those retarded cases where a yank with a foreign great-grandmother claims to be from somewhere they've never been?
>>517932748You're right there, but be careful that you don't piss off the Mormon mafia.
>>517927754there is no way that is healthy to eat holy shit
>>517929286Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
>>517932916I've been pissing on their sacred underwear for years and they haven't caught me yet. Fukkin cultists.
>>517932943>there is no way that is healthy to eat holy shitCan't you read? It's Protein Blasted!™
>>517930572Retarded fat mutt.
>>517927204what does this have to do with destroying the synagogue of satan?
>>517930181Germans are just fucking retarded and will eat whatever shit you put in front of them, anon. There is a reason Walmart failed in Germany. It already has the biggest discount food market worldwide.
>>517933021Kek, nice!
>>517932865My dad was born in palernoMy mom was born in CalabriaMy grandad fought for Mussolini.Which side did your kike great grandad fight for Zoomer?
>>517933194Shut the fuck up, the bong is right, you are not Italian, you are a Larping Americunt. >t. grandfather shot at americans
>>517927204BBQ mac and cheese btfos carbonara
>>517927754Can’t be real, spheres aren’t efficient in packing and shipping, mr burg would be leaving too much money on the table
>>517933246You are never getting South Tyrol backYou are never getting Trieste backWe will take Istria back tooCry moar
>>517933194I was right, you are a yank larping as something he isn't. Sad.>Which side did your [white] great grandad fight for [millennial]?The side that won.
>>517933525I’m Italian American and my great grandfather was supposedly from trieste, what does that mean for me anon
>>517927204Are you fuckers so self absorbed and haughty you won't eat pasta in a cheese bechamel sauce?
>>517930003Close, it's the classic rural favorite, "Ollilla". Pronounced Oh-lil-ah.
>>517932688swedish people open it outsidestinks like vomit tastes like it too
>>517927204>it's the end of the world if someone mixes large macaroni noodles with cheeseThis is one of those true blue virgin picky eater moments.
>>517933194ma tu parli italiano, porco?quanti fa avete visitato l'italia?
>>517932773there's a good bit of variation in different mac and cheese recipes, it's not all badlocal place here does a version with shells and some kind of white cheese + cayenne pepper that's really good
>>517933525>>517933607It means you are slightly brown and short. Its so cute how this other cunt talks about South Tyrol as if he has even ever been there.I own properties near picrel btw.
>>517929991>He's never had a flatmeal...
>>517927204I cook for one so I have no problem with mac and cheese. It's my go-to for casserole dishes. Tuna, diced up hot dogs, shrimp, it all works. Just add some green beans or kale and you have a quick meal.
>>517932987Paulo, I hate this godforsaken country with every fiber of my beingThat said, and I've traveled a lot, Italian food is the best in the world hands down - for variety, quality, everything. Second comes Spain, third JapanThis fucking country can burn and die for all I care, it deserves it, it fucking sucks and the people are retarded boomer jewloving monkeys. But it wouldn't be honest to disparage its food really. It's really the best there is, and every region is a different continent ready to be explored food wise.
>>517931236I put a hat on top of my hat.
>>517927668>Italians should fucking nuke Yankrica for this garbageits not even considered italian. you realize noodles are found outside of italy right?>>517928045>German food is absolute low tier like Dutch and Swedishyou are gay. let me guess you like indian food you fucking curry nigger poo. not fooling anyone>>517928506>english carbonara with cream & baconEnglish? i knew a legit italian who lives in rome and he made this for us one time. its english? i just had this last night.>>517928733>Dutch cuisineim half dutch and live in the most dutch region of the USA. They actually have a lot of good pastries and almond based deserts that all so good. idk why dutch love almond flavor so much but its huge with them.>>517928790what a reasonable italian. (most of them are)>>517929042^^^^>>517929237>fresh ingredient to speak for themselvesthis is why browns will never understand fine dining >>517929314>Schnitzelwith frankfurt green herb sauce is really good too i forget the name its the frankfurt regional version
>>517933773Can i speak italian? No I can read basic words and have picked up some phrases from my parents. No i havent been to italy.Culturally my childhood was basically The Sopranos except instead of being a mob boss, my dad was the cop wire tapping the mob.
>>517933607it means you're a mutt with no identity or culture
>>517933987Whats your opinion on greek food, surprised you didnt mention it
>>517934020oh ok so you're not italian then
>>517930367The lack of pasta sauce on your dish is disturbing.
>>517932987oh lol youre a jeet, for fucks sake learn to wipe your ass before lecturing people on cuisine
>>517934020>doesnt speak Italian>has never visited Italy>talks about South Tyrol and calls himself Italianman just shut the fuck you are so embarassing. Zum Fremdschämen.
>>517929366checked...this is where Europe loses me. any sort of fermented meat or even canned meat in general is nasty but especially pickled fish/sea food *BARF*>>517929574you are retarded carbonera is different than alfredo. they are both good, but i personally like carbonera better>>517929982germany has great kababs lmfao but i love schnitzel with green sauce, sausage with sour kraut, schinken brotchen a few other things i have had there but am forgetting right now>>517930263what the actual fuck>>517931086this might taste alright>>517931745deanz are based>>517932676here my favorite local brewery makes fried gouda bacon bites... basically a little bit like gouda bacon bitterballen with homemade ranch dip
>>517934034Greek for is... not as good as it should be?It's good, mind you. Really good. But not as varied as you would expect.Moussaka is great when well done, so is that thing they do with fish and tsaziki(?), olives are out of the world, but in general I find it very garlic-y and not that varied. It's got the same variety as one regional cuisine of Italy would have. Feels very southern italy, sicily but with worse pastries? Don't know sicilian cuisine all that much.
>>517934080>>517934049I suppose i would identify culturally as Italian-American which is different from Italian or American.Italian Americans are not treated as white in this country
>>517933125>walshart failed......>Because Germans have no taste of superior walshart quality?????
>>517932478whoa theres gonna be 25 months in 2025?
>>517934080>517934080south tyrol is 100% Austrian land and I hope you get it back at some point
>>517934228>But not as varied as you would expect.Thats a good point, I actually like that but I am semi-autistic.>t. Austrian with Italian Oma that doesnt like seafood except some sushi.>worse pastries?trueeee
>>517934236>italian-american>culturallyyou're a mutt and everyone living in america is part of the mutt culture
>>517927204mmmm carbs gluten and cheese, my butt parasites go crazy for thid stuff
>>517932943thats just embarrassing lol. ive never seen anything like that in person, but thats like the lowest of the low peak poor rural american slop worst ive ever seen. >>517932987>. They’re very jealous and bitter people.ive been to europe quite a bit, and all the Italians ive met were some of the nicest/friendliest people ive met in europe. Even an italian i know online is the same way a little bit loud, passionate and friendly.
>>517930572It's good but it's slop. Carbonara is better slop. I did not anticipate Europeans being offended by mac and cheese, it's just noodle slop and never considered to be some equivalent. As cheddar became a mass commodity and eventually fake cheese it was just literally the bottom of the barrel slop that slowly took on some nice refinements, it was never considered the American answer to Italian pasta. Poors are dumb as fuck.
>>517934246Walshart failed because you already had Aldi, in short. You are only being saved by pretty strict regulations, your diets and eating habits are ABHORRENT. >>517934236>I culturally identifyThanks for proving what this is really about: You trying to latch on to something to be relevant in this case. Its fine having Italian Ancestry and being proud of it, but maybe you should actually GET TO KNOW ITALY before calling yourself Italian-Whatever.>>517934289But its full of Italians.
>>517927277>they dont care about your retarded attempts to offend by having awful taste.Oh but we absolutely do! In fact, american foodie pages constantly try to farm comments of enraged italians by claiming that the slop they're posting "is a recipe an italian friend gave me" and it works everytime.
>>517934236>Italian Americans are not treated as white in this countryBecause their roots are from southern Italy not nice proper Italy like Tuscany
>>517934467yeah also american faggot tik toker tourists have taken it to go to italy and do stuff that specifically pisses off italians just for their magic internet pointsamericans are the worst vermin infesting the world
>>517934503"Italians" means nothing really, there's waaay more difference between someone from Trento and Palermo than someone between Trento and Wien. Like, way more. There's nothing in common between southern and northern italians except a language that was forced onto us. People in Alto Adige are not Austrian but can very well be part of Austria, culturally. Not the same, but very compatible.And they really want to be part of Austria, for good reasons. Let them and you won't be disappointed, they're cool and racist af
Mac and cheese, fried chicken, budlight, trannies, blacks, hispanics - the american dream
>>517927204Don't think they'd mind as long as you don't tell them who made it and with what.99% of Italian "cuisine" is pasta and cheese.It's honestly disgusting, only tasteless, obese retards claim to enjoy it.
>>517934236Good, they shouldn't be. The ones that immigrated to the US are basically lighter skinned africans
>>517934699>It's honestly disgusting, only tasteless, obese retards claim to enjoy it.Yet Italians generally are not obese
>>517934699how come the best european food is mediterranean and it's still mid as fuck?
>>517934808Italy is a third world country, they can barely afford the clothes on their backs, much less American portions of food>>517934864>taconigger critiquing other nations foodlmao
>>517934699This person was not born in Denmark.
>>517934864Mexico is middle of the pack. I expected worse, honestly (like jesus what's up with Bolivia ffs, learn to cook jungle mexicans)Ease on the cilantro, you don't need to put it everywhere. But it's good. Not that much variety.
>>517934503Actually walshart failed because they forced the american doctrine on them so cashiers had to stand all day together with unholy Öffnungszeiten and 10000 employees in 1 store so at the end being even pricier than Aldi and Co making it at the end completely useless and then they went down very quick.That's how it happened.
>>517934971we have an internationally recognized cuisine and you don't so shut the fuck up nigger>>517934999we don't put cilantro everywhere and I bet you went to a "mexican" restuarant which only sells tex mex trash made for americans
>>517934971You live in a depressing shithole full of karens and retards that go into lifelong debt to impress their neighbours, I'd really refrain from commentingDenmark is hands down the worst country in EU, and I've been to Romania and Finland. It's Lidl Norway with no mountains and cool nature.
>>517934864Who says it's the best?You med rapebabies ?Maybe the best for trannies.
>>517935072I don't know, you kind of do around Monterrey at least. Haven't been to Mexico that much
>>517927204>Decadent Mac n cheeeeese
>>517935072We're among the most highest ranked countries when it comes to Michelin stars pr Capita, without even needing an internationally recognized cuisine we mog the entire rest of the planet when it comes to taste.Your "food" is low end garbage, which is only appealing after finishing the tequila bottle. >>517935126>poorfag copelmao
>>517933999Yeah, thats the worse part. Even USA and Australian Dutch people developed somewhat of a cuisine where we pretty much stoped by a few standard potatoe and sour fish dishes.
>>517935311Nigger you eat smelly fish, shut the fuck up lmao!
>>517927204Hi Netherlands :)
>>517935164culinary institutions say it anon>>517935171visit the center of Mexico before you can say you've been to Mexico bro>>517935311who the fuck cares niggerI went to copenhaguen and all I saw was extremely overpriced food which wasn't even danish outside of bakeriesalso fucking 30 dollars for a burger give me a fucking break
>>517927204mac and cheese is goodcarbonnara is still better because it has essentially bacon and eggs and cheese in it>>517930370the classic french beef stew (pic related) is pretty good.
>>517935311this person was not born in denmark.
>>517935420>overpriced food lmaopoor>>517935369Fish is the white mans food>>517935471Where was I born, as you clearly know me so well?
fuckin hungry now
>>517929554lmao so much hubris for such a display of ignorance
>>517935652>Fish is the white mans foodBut yours smells?
>>517935652yeah your food is overpriced garbageI'll give you at least denmark felt like the safest place of all I visited in europe at least
>>517927204I visited Italy recently, I was left with an impression that being Italian is literally top tier existence. Being italian AND rich is basically life on god tier easy mode. - people are warm and open when you're not a brownoid- beautiful women- delicious food- culture, history, art everywhere- great weatherMakes life in north america seem like a grim, cruel joke
>>517927204I believe Mac and cheese is technically French, Thomas Jefferson even wrote in his diary about trying it while in France and enjoying it.
>>517935652>Where was I bornNot in Denmark, obviously.Dont really care what shithole it was. But you do not belong here.
>>517935816would
>>517934472The reactions are pretty hilarious. Also my opinion is unironic. Italians have lots of good food, but Mac n Cheese is faster and easier than most and carbonara is the most overrated dish ever.
>>517927754>serves 3 menjust like your mom lol
>>517936439It's literally the simplest pasta ever: wait for water to boil, salt, pasta (do not overcook it, in fact maybe 1 min less than the recommended time is better, "al dente" as we say), when it's done just add grated pecorino romano cheese, pepper and a bit of water from the pasta cooking, make it into a cream, done.
>>517936230It's English. The French adopted it from them
>>517934612>Because their roots are from southern Italy not nice proper Italy like Tuscanykek I'm from Florence and we're still considered terunsItaly is a fake country were every region thinks they're special and people generally dislike each other deep down>>517935652>>Fish is the white mans foodI don't see the correlation
>>517936728>I'm from FlorenceBased, same. >we're still considered terunsFictional and homosexual. We're literally Italy's finest anon.
>>517934613>americans are the worst vermin infesting the worldyea i agree yikes.... i was looking forward to Trump to at least get an end to the insane woke stuff but at this point being an American is just embarrassing i hate it.
>>517936951watch out your pockets near santa maria novella anon LOLwhy are your cities so crime ridden?
>>517930367just like nonna used to make
>>517927204mac & cheese done right is awesome.
>>517929477YES
>>517937278mac and cheese is literally food for toddlers
>>517928059>some banana slices
>>517934121Congratulations anon you managed to pass the bar, you had real cheese in your life now it's time to try different cheeses.TL;DR the person who wrote this, a savage animal who only had Gouda cheese in his lifetime and maybe Brie cheese at wine, which doubt.OP which is Hillbilly or white trash that only eats junk food and drinks beer, maybe a vodka or gin.He spends most of his money on cheap beer and fireworks at the end of the year.
>>517927754I remember when Davis came to me. Best day of my life.
>Blacks, indians, arabs, africans, south americans and asians all complaining that Italian food isnt seasonedDoes this mathematically prove Italy is white?
>>517936951>>Fictional and homosexual. We're literally Italy's finest anon.why would you want to be considered a polentun?I honestly identify as a Tuscan first and foremost and as I said I think the same is true for most other regions, everybody here thinks they're hot shit compared to everyone else.>>517937219>>watch out your pockets near santa maria novella anon LOL>why are your cities so crime ridden?it's full of gypsies and other colorful ethnics, some time ago I literally saw a gypsie woman pickpocket a couple of american girls right in front of me right outside SMN
>>517937219I am literally overlooking SMN right now lol, and yes it's awful. >why are your cities so crime ridden?Because italians are fundamentally incapable of enforcing rules: we like them, we have a lot of them, but we even take pride in ignoring them. Furthermore, when it comes to nafris, we have been destroyed by rhetorics and let's all just be friends culture, to the point of tieing up our own arms.
>>517937412and done right is awesome.
>>517931430226g dry
>>517937717and doesn't stop being food for toddlerslike chocolate milk
>>517937629Doesnt Tuscany and Lazio account for 99.99999999999% of italian achievement since the beginning of time? Why would anyone want to larp as a lombard or trentinese?
>>517937629>considered a polentunI too consider myself fiorentino above all else (not even tuscan because eww Pisa, Lucca and Arezzo, obviously), as in not a terrone nor a polenta eater. >everybody here thinks they're hot shit compared to everyone elseIn our specific case, however, we're right lmao.
>>517937766chocolate milk done right is awesome.
>>517927204Imagine being an ignorant Eurotard that does not even know pasta comes from China.
>>517935480For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>517927204Mac and Cheese is pretty good, but I do prefer the German original: KÄSESPÄTZLE!
>>517937787Because of lega nord, basically. The og Lega cared about Padania, the Po river region, in northern Italy and somehow managed to subtly convince everybody that north is the land of efficiency and modernity. However, most of northern Italy, and Padania especially, is a depressing shithole filled with fog, without as much as a hill in sight.
>>517930367How did they get the spaghetti trough the sausage?
>>517937850well Pisa is unironically a pretty ugly citymy mom side is from Siena and some Grosseto, so I like those areas too other than Grosseto itself being ugly af
>>517938167Italian nonna magic anon, of course.
>>517935164>puts an entire raw fish with bones on a bunPoopbros...
99% of the bastardizations of italian food are from italian americans kek
>>517937850beatufiul bridge but it's always shit littered with trash
>>517927204>Imagine being Italian>Pretend to be a pastaniggerno.
>>517934503>Thanks for proving what this is really about: You trying to latch on to something to be relevant in this case. Its fine having Italian Ancestry and being proud of it, but maybe you should actually GET TO KNOW ITALY before calling yourself Italian-Whatever.But people here whose families came from different countries are different, and those that came from similar countries are similar.
>>517930811I made a pasta yesterday and I put together onion, zuchini, melanzane, carrot, halloumi and chopped tomatos for the sauce. Too much?
>>517927668Italians that immigrated to the US changed their recipes from the old country, because here they finally had meat.
>>517938363and you're all mutts
>>517938288You mean americans? I used to cross it omw to work and after 8 am it's so cramped of burgers (well assorted tourists in general, but mostly burgers) that I had to get off my bike to navigate the crowd.
>>517938439yeah by littered with trash I mean americans
>>517936136completely agree with this. Life in North America IS a grim cruel jewish joke in some respects. like honestly.
>>517927593>>517932787Same desus its literally an American dish. Nothing Italian about it. When done right, homemade mac & cheese is THE BOMB!
>>517927204Wouldn't it be cultural appropriation for her to make carbonara?Cooking can be taught. Tits require surgery and aren't the same anyway. Get a woman you can mold to your liking.
>>517937412American cuisine makes more sense when you realize Americans are basically fully grown toddlers. GOD IM GONNA FUCKING ROPE IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE GOD TURN HIS BACK ON ME
>>517928827I had a triple one of those the other day at this dank German restaurant that was meant for a minimum of two people. I ended up eating the whole thing and drank over 2 liters of prime German Pilsner and Oktoberfest. German food is the absolute best and truly fulfills the Aryan spirit unlike anything else
>>517929286Chinese. There's northern Chinese (wheat), southern (rice), Sichuan, and other regional things.How could you leave out Chinese?
>>517927204>Imagine being Italian.Notice that OP with Dutch flag has nothing to say about the ongoing muslim invasion of Netherlands.
>>517938378Yeah, a tad too much anon: nothing inherently wrong with it, but I'd have probably stopped at onion, eggplants and tomato sauce (it's called pasta alla norma and it's a sicilian delicacy, look it up). If there's a lesson to learn from italian cooking is that often less is more.
>>517927204mac and cheese is good though. And nobody here claims it's "authentic italian" or cares whatsoever. I think you have a misconception of our ideas on food/culture based on internet trends.
>>517932787>I'm making Italian tonight>Cook spaghettiDo Americans really?
>>517931897Man, you've never been to NewMew.
>>517927754God damn, how many newfags are in this thread?
>>517929982Food in Italy is expensive because it doesn't easily produce enough food. It's a poor country in that way. All those hills and slopes and rocky ground are scenic but not the best for farming.
>>517938759Oh and I got the band to play Erika. Try that in an Italian restaurant >imagine eating at a restaurant that doesn’t have a working alpine horn
>>517928827That is perhaps the most unkosher/unhalal meal I have ever seen. Magnificent. For me, it's Rollmops though.
>>517927754Where was this actually sold? I’ve never seen one of these in any store.
>>517939150schweinshaxe is beyond kino especially with how cheap pork hocks areBest dish to eat like a king on a budget
>>517927204in my experience my Italian cousins liked baked mac and cheese, and southern food in general. It was Italian food and especially pasta they were finicky pussies about. But when they visit they are happy to cram American food, especially burgers, steaks, and fried chicken and fish. They treat it like vacation and enjoy themselves, and they certainly wouldn't pass up on fat tittys to be snobbish about
>>517934576>Lots and lots of noodles, little bit of the seafood.Yup, looks like authentic Italian.
>>517933194Being ethnically from a place doesn't make you of the group within it. You're not Italian. You don't live in Italy, you're not immersed in the culture. You're American.
>>517927204Meds have a real habit of driving everything they do into the ground. Not in an autustic way like the Japanese- but in a pissy and excessive "connoisseur" sort of way kek. It's almost endearing really. >no no no that pasta is from this town because the ridges are a little smaller >no no no that fig is a different variety because it comes from a different estate even though they are identical. On one hand I appreciate their interest in these things- on the other hand most of the stuff is not nearly as good as they think it is. The wines are very good I will give them that though. The fancy asshole obsessiveness is much more endearing when they are actually living traditionally- you know those stupid baggy shirts and litte vests and highwater pants. But now they are all just popping their collars with big-logo polo shirts and slathering on cologne.. it just doesn't hit the same way.
>>517938108>GermanNIGGER ITS ALLEMANN AND ITS CALLED KÄÄSSPÄTZLE FUCKING PIEFKES FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>517939589False. Nice try, schlomo
>>517927684bruh these people
>>517939415>nnnoooooooooooooo you must have 3 lobsters having steamy fetish sex with 6 gorillion shrimps in there or it's not real couisineeeeeee!Yup, that's an amerilard lmao!
>>517927204mexican food is the best food on earth
Chiraq here.Just a reminder we have the best food in the world.
>>517939688>>517938108https://www.youtube.com/shorts/54kGpe8YABY
>>517927754Does anybody still buy these? Last I saw they still say they serve 3 men but they're obviously much smaller and cost $10 on sale. Retail is about $14.
>>517940069That pasta dish is cute though especially with the noodles emulating sliced rings of calamari I swear culinary wise you guys are siblings with the japs making food fun like that in a good way
>>517940235It's also the bomb anon. There's a specific format of pasta called calamarata which is only used to make that one dish, and has the same shape as calamari.
>>517940110Mexican food is good depending on what tier of it you get. Thai food is also very good as far as foreign cuisines go. Honestly though good carolina or memphis style bbq is high in my book also. I also have a weak spot for country style american meals (basically just a modified version of Scottish/English comfort foods). I'm actually not huge on Italian.
>>517931152>>517931152>>517939589>Being ethnically from a placeYou mean being that ethnicity or race? Lol kike. We are going to perform a real Holocaust soon.
>>517940376nice got a recipe offhand by any chance? I do love me some squid
>>517927204Maybe a hot take but fancy homemade mac n cheese sucks ass, the processed dark yellow slop is the real mac n cheese
>>517940229literally me
>>517940588Yes thats what I mean. You're only italian if you are both ethnically italian and actually from italy. Either of the two not being present disqualifies you.
>>517940619Don't have my own, sorry anon: my wife is in charge of handling fish, both literally and figuratively. Plenty of good ones on the internet though, just search for calamarata (it's both the recipe and the pasta).
>>517940235Jap food is indeed heavy on starch, short on meat.I can do that too, but I can also have actual calamari with the pasta rings. Italy should be able to do calamari, they have lots and lots and lots of coastline.
>>517938244>fish have bonesIt's a good thing you ended up in dumbfuckistan. That's where you belong.
>>517940811Yes I agree. My mom baked it, it was great.
For me the New Year's meal is probably the best of the year. Greens, peas cooked down with pork, hog jowl, cracklin hoe cakes, maybe like creamed corn, and sweet potato casserole. Pecan pie for dessert etc. For me personally as a last meal I would also be seriously tempted by a fried whole catfish dinner with french fries, hush puppies, coleslaw slaw, and cheese grits. I might also be tempted to just choose a few beers a few dozen raw apalachicola bay oysters.
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>>517929207Barq
>>517940512well i have to do it myself because people are too retarded here
Ottoman/Levantine food mogs most food desu. Caucasian food (Georgian specifically) is tremendous too. Mac and Cheese was originally French, and Thomas Jefferson loved that shit like you wouldn't believe, hence it became really popular in the US
>>517928774they put tires on their pizzas too
I'm Italian American and my Italian grandma used to cook meatballs and sauce every Sunday for the whole family. To this day, it was the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.I have no idea what OP's whinging about and I don't care.
>>517942269Is that fried hog jowl (streakolean)in the middle? If so that's a standard southern country cooking thing.
>>517942575pretty sure its breaded fish
>>517942621Idk it just looks like pork to me with the streaks. I know Italians will fry organ meat and stuff sometimes. Here chicken livers and gizzards are fairly common and fried fish roe or frog legs.
>>517942575>>517942621cutlet, mostly chicken or steer
>>517942816Dare I say, Schnitzel?
