What can I expect, on the long run?
>>517931516The nastiest smelling shits of your life.
Ass cancer.
>>517931516Constipation
>>517931516probably a bunch of strange diseases and disorders caused by a lack of crucial vitamins and minerals
High blood pressure, ramen has a ton of salt
>>517931516elevated blood pressure
>>517931516A short life.Better eat healthy food, Laci.
>>517931516It's good for you, japs live until they're hundreds of years old on that crap. Don't drink the broth though, it's poison.
>>517931516High blood pressure, cloggy shits that clogs your fucking anus, lack of essential nutrients will make your defense system weaker, high sodium content will blow your kidneys apart etc.
>>517931516Use tuna instead of those fake crab sticks. Much healthier, cheaper, and has more protein
>>517932075>monke still reading old studies proven false
too much sodium and carbs, not enough nutrients
>>517932100Yeah the high lead content in tuna is real healthy. You know they tell pregnant women not to eat tuna because of the lead, right? Eat sardines instead.
>>517931685Old wives tale. High salt intake only causes high blood pressure in like 10% of people. For most people it makes no difference.
>>517931516Someties I mix this with mayonnaise and hotdogs.
Those noodles have bugs in ithttps://x.com/vertigowarrior/status/1956894629569479021?
>>517933074uh, no dudeyou can literally measure the effect of water following sodium into the cardiovascular system > increased pressure. That said this is a nonissue for a lot of people
>>517931516In the long run you can expect to have the long runs.
>>517932100Tuna is not cheaper than pollock t. fish biologist
>>517931516>What can I expect, on the long run?depends how much of it you eatif you eat very little, you could lose weightif you eat a lot, you will remain a fatass with the world's smelliest shits
Just eat eggs. Takes one minute to cook on medium heat with lid on. Supplement with protein of choice. Very cheap. Shit, you can have your own hens laying eggs and eat the spare hens. Right off the bone, raw, if you want. We can eat raw meat. Quit eating processed foods anon.
>>517931516Monosodium Glutamate. It unravels you DNA.
>>517931516The high salt content is no joke. Ramen noodle packages can have as much as 80 percent of your daily recommended salt intake. As far as the fake crab goes, use caution if you're prone to gout. Shell fish and oily fish like anchovies have a lot of purines. Gout is very painful.
>>517931516intestinal cancerpoor health in general
>>517933602ive made my peace with MSG through microwavable pork rinds
>>517933602>It unravels you DNA.does not and is literally less unhealthy than table salt unless you are one of those weak ass faggots with that allergic reaction
>>517933354All foods have bugs on them, that's why we cook things
>>517931516I cook little chicken nuggets and mix them with Indomnie noodles and some frozen veggies and egg
>>517931516niggers on welfare eat like this
>>517931516Looks like gook food
>>517933429Kek The rarely seen in the wild british dry wit
>>517933429https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI
>>517933570Take the egg salad pillBoil a bunch of eggs with green onion and garlic then mash them up and mix with mayo and mustard.I boil like a dozen eggs and make a big bowl of it to serve the next day
>>517931516Kidney stones. These have 50%-60% of daily sodium per serving so if you eat more than one per day, you ded.
>>517931516depends on what else you eat and how you live, do you exercise, and do you spend time outside?
>>517933909>Sandwich that smells like farts No thanks
>>517931516You can expect your draft letter and missing this good old days.
>>517933354Those are the flavor mites.
>>517931516A friend of my friend only ate instant noodles and some other malnutricious things for extended period of time and he got like some alergy or disease or something that he can't eat so many good things anymore.Don't know the specifics but there is shitloads of things he can't eat anymore or else he gets the bad runs.
>>517932931carbs are nutrients tho, a macronutrient along with fat and protein
>>517933366checkyes, it is transitory and nobody ever died from high blood pressure, it is a marker of other bad health outcomes, like high cholesterol. high dietary cholesterol is horrible for you, higher blood cholesterol is not really a big deal eitherhttps://youtu.be/Xd2mKJnzsagthere are lots of fables when it comes to heart disease, mostly so doctors can sell you expensive procedures that make you worse instead of betterthose studies are used to justify giving out medications, if that makes the whole thing clearer. docs are paid by the procedure, in piecework, same thing in canada. if they write a scrip they get paid, same with a referral. like a shady mechanic, they lie to you and tell you horror stories to get you to submit to unneeded work.
finally i can post again>>517933429thank you britplease colonise us again
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>>517933570yes they are cheap and convenient but super unhealthy for you to eat like that. you will have gout within a month or 2. they contain tons of an amino acid (protein) that is super high in sulfur, which ends up forming sulphiric acid in the body. to compensate for this ph shift, which is deadly if not counteracted, the body sacrifices bone, which is alkaline, to react away the acids. it also causes kidney stones, not oxalates. the blood needs to stay at right around 7.4 or you die, like fall on the floor dead. so this is an insidious problem that goes on for years until one day in your 40's you are all crippled up with multiple organs starting to fail. this is the fate of almost all americans. look at anyone you know over 40 or 50, they are all fucked up, always at the doctors, always getting a new procedure or a new thing going wrong.
>>517931571This desu, my ex used to eat this exact meal except with an egg and mayo in it. Used to wake up choking some nights. If brapfags would experience that they would most likely delete all of they shit.
>>517935006nice alex jones gif>>517931516you get what i got, a lack of drive. buy some whiskey or i guess since youre euro, some vodka
>>517934565lmfao you retarded fucking jeet, high blood pressure causes atherosclerosis and strokes in millions of people a year
>>517935373You're a poser fat fuck retarded American. Nobody gives a fuck about your advice or what you think someone's problem is. You are a slave to niggers and kikes. Whatever bullshit you're going to type in response is just bloviation and anonymous coward babble. You would never do shit and I know that because you're a dipshit kike lovin' American. Go fuck yourself.
>>517931679Salt isnt bad for you retard.
>>517931516>>517931571>>517931628>>517931642Jews anally rape and murder infants
>>517935752Too much of anything is bad for you, retard
>>517935496no it does not saarplease to be educating yourself like me your brahmin aryan overlordyou have zero proof of this.you get massively high blood pressure from lifting weights you absolute mexicanhttps://www.drmcdougall.com/education/common-health-problems/hypertension-high-blood-pressure/it's literally just mumbo jumbo to get you to submit to life threatening, unnecessary procedures that do nothing to prolong your life. >Elevated blood pressure is not a natural disease of inevitable dysfunction, dependent upon aging. Rather, a high blood pressure is the sign of a life-threatening sickness of the blood vessel system itself. The blood vessels are clogged with the plaques of atherosclerosis; the fats in our diet cause the blood to sludge and the vessels to spasm to the point where it moves too slowly against resistance. Because of the plaques, less space is provided for the circulating blood to flow through, and, loss of elasticity in arterial walls leads to a serious resistance to easy flow of the blood. This resistance causes the pressure upon arterial walls to rise, just as the pressure in a garden hose goes up when you press a finger over the nozzle.and strokes (or rather, what becomes one) cause the high blood pressure from blocking off the arteries. a heart attack and a stroke are basically the same thing, a volatile plaque like a pimple pops, and goes to the brain (stroke) or the heart (heart attack). it's because you bloodstream is full of pus.
>>517931516Death by msg overdose
>>517935055Ok Dikshit
Nutrient deficiencies and cancer.
>>517931516It is okay to eat this once in a while, if your put an egg and some butter into it, but it is just crap. Eat actual food instead. Eggs, sardines, red meat.
>>517931571Oh please. Your cities literally smell like open sewers. As if you have any right to talk you filthy submerican niggerjeet kike.
>>517931516Nothing. It's just fat, carbs, protein and salt. Eat away. Obviously, you'd have to watch your carb and salt intake depending on your ailments, but in the grand scheme of things you'll be fine.
>>517934016Then you can smell like farts
>>517936544checkcalling me indian doesn't make you right, it just means you have nothing. you think it's some kind of slam dunk
>>517931516Why are you eating chink invented slop Maygar anon?Whatever happened to eating the traditional food of your people like Pörkölt?
>>517931516Im no nutritionist but the noodles are too high in sodium. Its what stops me from eating bag ramen. The crab meat is probably fine
>>517931516Realistically? High blood pressure and a stroke in your early 40s. Literally just happened to someone I know who exclusively eats shit like this, they had 2 strokes and prob gonna die.
>>517931516>long runDeath, but we all can expect that in a long enough run.You question was wrong, it should be: >how long can I live if I eat only this?Depending on age, general health, genetics, any other nutrition etc>2-15 years; max 25But for majority of that life you will feel awful, weak, of cloudy mind and in general bad shape.There is also strong possibility that secondary issues might arise from such diet, such as cancer, which would shorten your life span by half.
>>517931516That's too much salt, it will fill you up and make you bloat but you won't get much in the way of vitamins and minerals.
>>517931516Why is everyone sperging about salt? You know if you consume too much salt, you get thirsty and tend to drink more water to flush it out, right? Salt contains no calories. Any bloating or water weight you gain from eating a lot of salt is minor and temporary.
>>517935340Ramen with mayo, wtf?
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