I gots some weird webms about ghananians? how do you call themI dont know what to do with them maybe pol has some usejannies its educational
>>518132677Ghanaians are probably the most nothingburger people of AfricaI’ve met one, and he basically told me it was “the canada of Africa”
>>518132880>that dude put his head up and started looking aroundjesus christ
I don't know why these are making me so uneasy. I'm fucking Mexican so I dunno why this seems so weird.
a classicI am speed
>>518133436Kek ok this one's pretty funny
>>518132880 they are not dead?
>>518133265mexicans chop people up for message or at least some kind of purpose or ideahere is no messageonly circle of lifemore feral
>>518133436holy shit my sides
>>518133719what a very strange species
also have me buried in a coffin like thatand tell everyone I had a big dick
>>518132677>memeflag>making thread about incredibly niche and unimportant communityIndian is sick of the anti india threads.
>>518133265It's because dead bodies trigger the uncanny valley affect, same for incredibly sick people.It's natural to not like seeing a dead body posed as if they were alive.
>>518132677That's crazy. What's the cultural understanding of this practice? Why do they choose to desecrate the bodies of their dead like this? And how can we do a better job of removing every single one of them who've found their way into our country?
maybe not think worse of themjust different
>>518132677don't these niggers have power armor?
>>518132677>>518132880>>518133048>>518133187>>518133286>>518133436>>518133863>>518134366Weekend at Ghanas
>>518132677I love that they are importing them here massively, there will be some juicy memes
he was a pol tardraging at jewsthis is your future incel
>>518132677>>518132754Huh, I'm legit astounded. That's pretty fucking based.I hope I die in Ghana.
Niggers tongue my anus
American niggers also do this on occasion, they too are mostly west African blood like these Ghanaians.
Half of these are faked for Ghanan social media.. pretending to be a dead person for whom an elaborate funeral is being thrown
>>518132677Anyone remember the Dead Chair Nigger memes from about 10 years ago?
>>518133719>here is no messageNiggeR, they are literally making them do what it's assumed they loved to do in life for one last time, nothing more based than that, if this was a thread about Japanese men dying to forge a nano-metrically perfect onahole you'd be wetting your panties rnand what mexican narcos do those poor bastard does not reflect what the mexicans do to their dead or their culture around the deadalso>take off the memeflag moshe
>>518134797Ghost Rider
>>518132677Niggers do that shit here too
>>518132677>>518132754>>518132880>>518133048Not much different than an open casket funeral. I think it's cute.
This legit is a beautiful practice, I have the utmost respect for them. This is how it's supposed to be done.Solemn western style burials are far more disturbing, not least because of the taboos attached, death being something banished from the public consciousness, even mind. That's sick and unhealthy.Treating them like this is a lot more respectful than tossing their corpse in an oven and hiring a pastor to larp about the afterlife.At least this way you'll have a healthy memory of them, without treating the cadaver like some kind of abomination.
>>518134992Love it
>>518134366Honestly it seems quite sweet to show them as they lived. Especially this guy, remembered for what he did. Not how he died.
just tie me to a rocket and send me to tel aviv
>>518135783The German desire to burn people in ovens is insatiable. We bury our dead after an open casket funeral like civilized humans.
>>518132677marijuana, not even once
>>518134091This is actually lit but the rest is freaky hoodoo stuff.
>>518132677what they do on prostitute funeral?
>>518132677Humans really don’t understand death, having touched the infinite but not being infine really fucks The it’s a being.What you need to know about funerals, here or there, is they are for the living. Not the dead, it’s part of the continuity of socitiy protocol
Most of these are based. It's cool to see.
>>518132677Most of these bodies are in their 30's-40's
>>518135967>literally die>still have to go to work
>>518136584@Grok what's Ghana's life expectancy?
>>518132880>>518132754The fact they're alive and just pretending makes it even weirder. Why pretend they're dead and pretend they're at a type of funeral that obviously doesn't happen because well.. they're all alive and faking and moving!
>>518133436looks like george droyd
>>518133436if my funeral isn't like this just toss me on the trash
Why the fuck you collecting ghanese funerals for
>>518137104Calm ur tiny tits Klaas-Jan
>>518135988>>518134998They are fucking hilarious, keep em comming
>>518135783I thought I had some macabre webms to get rid of from my hard driveno here comes the germanmexican look at this shithe enjoys death he plays with it dead bodies are like dolls at doll house to himcartels chopping up npcs is nothingburger once the german engine gets goingtake notes mexican
What the hell am I even watching
>>518133048Thought that was rodrygo dead at the beginning lol
>these apes live in the now and have no concept of past or future>so instead of mournful remembrance, they have the bodies arranged in cartoon poses like they are still alive right now
>>518132754shes moving
>>518137423Culture
>>518132754the nail tech was alive creepy
>>518133436Nigga stuck in the character select screen
>>518133048this kinda shcoking and sad at the same time
>>518133436isn't that the same guy from early who was getting football thrown at him?
That's their close, lifelong friend. Ghanaians are awesome, the most cheerful, honest and humble people with an awesome sense of humor (like what they are doing here)
anyone has that webm where they are cooking goats over a pile of burning car tires?
I guess its a bit different for blacks because they dont lose as much colour in the face when dying.With white people ud see them go superpale right away, followed by purplish discolourations where there is blood pooling.
>>518133265Is it because they are not skinning their faces or because they don’t slice their chests open and remove their heart during the funeral process?
>>518132677So Ghana is haunted. Good to know.
>>518132677they celebrate death and life at the same timebased monkes
>>518132677None of this mourning portraiture is new or weird though.150 years ago people took Daguerrotypes of lost loved ones to get one last picture.As I once did with my little daughter (God rest her soul.)https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36389581
>>518138397Always has been.
>>518132880
>>518132754>>518132677>>518133187>>518133286>>518133436
>>518135783>At least this way you'll have a healthy memory of them, without treating the cadaver like some kind of abominationThere is nothing healthy about this shit, why don't you fuck your wife's corpse one last time while you're at it . A corpse IS an abomination. It is the empty mockery of everything you ever loved about that person.
>>518138654It's digusting and barbaric, but it's not actually weird coming from nigger animals. Nobody cares about your "daughter".
>>518136097Well yes, hence I criticise that in particular. I don't want my body to be burned. Leave that to Satan, if it comes to it.Neither would I want people to be horrified and shun my body, or be disgusted at it (I'm not fat btw).It's better to have a positive, respectful attitude, and ultimately it is mostly about the bereaved. Let them have their fun; the least painful it is made the better, and these Ghanans do a great job of it. I'd be happy to visit such a funeral - something I can't say about the dour, western all black affair. Does anybody enjoy these?
>>518135783>death being something banished from the public consciousnessthe fuck are you talking about if someone dies the whole village/neighborhood comes out there is a funeral and a respectful after party people discuss and remember the person. Its completely normal if you grew up not a social recluse.
>>518133436>>518132677Somehow kinda based
>>518132677Catbox. They need sound.
So are you guys more for celebratory, stoic, or bewailing funerals?
>>518132677>>518132754>>518132880>>518133048>>518133187>>518133286>>518133436>>518133719>>518133863>>518134091Its fake theyre all alive
>>518139227Brother, you're just making it harder for yourself. Thankfully I don't have to deal with corpses all the time, except insect corpses maybe (fuck them), but I'd rather deal with them like these negroes do.In fact this takes quite some strength of spirit, and likely also faith. You can tell in some of the videos there are people clearly distraught, understandably so, especially with people dying young,but the body still is that person, just inanimate and cold - certainly a bit creepy, but you shouldn't call it an abomination. It's just a normal part of life and deserves its place in life, hence I think focusing on their life is a good thing, to make the death less explicit, in a manner of speaking.It helps to see the dead guys friends still being friends with him.What percentage of people attending funerals are just there for the sake of formality and free food? Like half probably. I don't need that. Have a party instead that I can still participate in some manner.
This is one of the most interesting threads I've seen here in a while I had no idea this was a thing
>>518139867That's not what I mean, but the way it's treated in the abstract - best not to even think about mortality until you have a body on your hands! That's unhealthy. It enhances the revulsion and suffering, to not be in touch with death as a culture.Often it is treated very clinically, and most of the organization may be left to hired professionals.Better to have some real engagement, like bro, I'm just dead and you're next (maybe). People keep too much of a distance these days.
>>518140456you could have worded it a lot betterinstead you come off as creepy fat faggot that butts into conversations and starts talking about macabre shityou are weird and you were bulliedplease refer to r9k or some other shit we are not paid to deal with you
>>518140638lmao @ britbongistan
>>518140867Jewish projection? Because I just responded to this other anon. Who even are you?>it's the OPNow it makes even less sense. Delete your thread if you don't like it.
>>518139230>Nobody cares about your "daughter".Settle down, kike.
>>518141251you give out the shittiest darkest aura ever
>>518133187ahem... would
>>518132677Threads like this are why I keep coming to this shit hole. Thanks op.
>>518132677this human puppetry is in the spirit of what funerals are supposed to be, a celebration of someone's life.
>>518142197No its not it's stupid coons playing doll with a corpse while fat nigresses woop and holler.
>>518132833kek
>>518132677>>518132754neat
>>518141520But that's fine. I don't expect many people to agree with me on this, but I'm not alone either (you know who you are and you're invited to my funeral).In fact it was a surprising realisation for me as well. I definitely appreciate having been exposed to this unusual practice.
>>518133187>random disco lightthe consequences of colonialism have been a disaster
>>518135082>I hope I die in Ghana.>mfw me and you die in a freak accident in Ghana and they suit us up properly
>>518132677In Indonesia they keep doing this years after a person dies.
>>518142963in madagascar tooprobrem is they unearth people dead from the plague and sheeitso they have plague and sheeit bouts now and thenturdworlding: not even once
>>518136922it's obviously just a dumb tick tock trend. she's alive.
>>518132677Hit me in the face with a ball after I’m dead and i’m haunting the fuck out of you
>>518133719These are all insanely funny and depressing as fuck.
>>518134998What are they dying from? They all seem fairly young without visible signs of trauma.
>>518142757
>>518132833Ghana is actually the India of africa and this is coming from an African
>>518132677>nag...naga...not ghana work here anymore
There's one thing that genuinely horrifies me.Any medical students here? If so you already know what it is.Protip: do not, under any circumstances, donate your body.Don't google this stuff either.
>>518144263I have 3 pretty good webm collections going:>Return to Monke>Return to Bear>ZiplinesBut Ghana funerals is pretty damn niche and incredible. Random AF.
>>518134831They was is sorting they inventory at the time of they death
>>518134091This is going on my will, my family better not bitch out on me.
>>518145536I am glad someone is saving them, this is a goldmine.
The Ghana coffinmaker industry must be making bank over there
I live with Ghanaians they're a friendly bunch.
What amazes me is that most of the retards here don't realize that >>518132754 and >>518133719along with other exemples are just ghanaians make fun of their rituals.The IQ drop in /pol/ is real
>>518132677What is the average lifespan in Ghana, 30?
So many weird bot posts praising ghanians in this thread. Dead Internet is real.
fucking niggers
>>518146448Only a couple are gags, the rest are real
>>518142757AMNNNHH
>>518146448You seem rather bitter. How's that even a problem? Clearly it's easier to have fun when it's staged, and also less vulgar to record on video, but that doesn't mean they don't do it for real.
>>518140638Damson this is accurate af, especially the german. Lmao at the bongs
>>518133436lmao
>>518133436>Select Your Car
>>518135967He probably got electrocuted
>>518132677Niggers don't belong in civilization. They should have been left alone in Africa.
>>518146795Get into your nondescript box then, or crematorium oven or whatever.At least my corpse will have some fun. Anyone who cries gets bitchslapped by my dead body.Makes me think of other weird burial rites.Tibetan sky burial is especially brutal. And there was this garden they simply let the corpses rot, for SCIENCE, to research decomposition or whatever.
>>518132754What the fuck am I looking at?
>>518135520Youre a nigger get out of my country
>>518144647In what way?
>>518132754moving?
>>518134998An actual Ghanon....
>>518134348This is one of the most interesting threads I have seen in months. Fuck off to your bitching about streetshitter thread.
>>518133436
>>518134992CARLOS!!!!!
>>518135520>if this was a thread about Japanese men dying to forge a nano-metrically perfect onahole you'd be wetting your panties rn
>>518137908My fucking sides
>>518138654God be with you.
Ghanian palm wine is the worst thing i have ever tasted.Worse than surstromming, worse than shit.
>>518152190>Worse than surstromming, worse than shit.I will take the palm wine.
