https://news.sky.com/story/teenager-shot-dead-after-being-mistaken-for-a-squirrel-13442641?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter
He does look a bit squirrly. I'd probably accidentally shoot him too.
>fellow hunter add it to the list
>>518193627i mean...
>>518193627so HE was hunting squirrels?
>>518193627NIGGA THAT'S NUTS
>>518193942kek
>>518193627Squirrel hunting is a thing in America?
>>518193627>by a member of his hunting partyObvious murder is obvious. I hope the pigs do some real work for a change, but they probably won't.
>>518193627>Whoops, I thought you said you WERE a squirrel!
>>518193627Looking at his hair, and considering that alcohol was likely involved... I can see that argument dropping it to manslaughter. I bet nobody was wearing neon, someone saw the back of his head, and pow.
>>518193627couldn't they have picked a larger animal to bullshit the police
>>518194210Its more like an extermination campaign. The little fuckers are annoying.
>>518194210Sort of. It's not that popular but it has a season.
>>518193627nah, that's murder
>>518193627well i mean look at his hair. if they didn't see his body, and his head was sticking out, and his hair looked like that, yeah, that nigger looks like a fucking squirrel.
>>518193627KEK
I'm hardly a gun expert (see flag) but culling squirrels with actual proper guns absolutely cannot be the best way to do it lol. When they are killing invasive iguanas in Florida don't they use air rifles?
In the state of Texas, all hunting accidents are investigated as murder/attempted murder by default. EXCEPT when Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face. That was an accident from zero.
>>518194768It was an accident with birdshot from a shotgun even according the guy who got shot.If Dick wanted him dead he would be dead and you wouldn't know about it.
>>518194740>actual proper gunsWow bongs are literally subhuman. I hunt squirrels with either my .556 AR or my 12 gauge
>>518194234I live in Iowa. Despite having a Republican government we take absolutely no stance on crime. His murderers will walk free and likely won't even have a trial. Casey Anthony was from here, if you want an example of how little our give cares about blatant murder.
>>518193815This. Honest mistake.
>>518194740Shotguns are appropriate using rifle for squirrels is kind degenerate firing that at an upwards angle
>>518195423I think parasites make birds do this. Filth and bodily openings are their greatest vectors.
>>518195589>Filth and bodily openings are their greatest vectors.I can't cast stones...
>>518193627I mean I can sort of see where they are coming from
>>518193627if ur under 5'10 ur fair game
>>518193627Squirrel boy is stuffed and mounted in his den right next to deer boy.
>>518194921If Dick tells you it was an accident, you say it was an accident, friend-o. The shot spread density combined with the distances they both said don't add up at all. Whittington was supposedly hit with a 28 gauge round of bird shot at 30 to 40 yards. Look at a photo of his face and you can see some pretty heavy density. Also, some of the pellets went all the way to his heart. Those pellets are tiny and for them to carry enough mass to make it through the human rib cage and to the heart at that distance is near impossible. Any seasoned dove hunter will call bullshit on the story. I live in dove hunting country in Texas. I grew up with it. In reality, Whittington had to be a Hell of a lot closer. They'd been drinking and fucking young boys all afternoon and Cheney shot without looking where and fucked him up. In order to save face, he said he was much farther and it was an accident.
>>518193815Holy fucking kek, bro!!!! Lol
I was wondering what the media was going to lie about today.
>>518195727I'm 5ft 5.
>>518195934dont go outside in squirrel season.
>>518196029Over.
>>518194210I knew a guy who hunted them for subsistence reasonsas much of a nuisance as they can be I don't think I've known anyone to do so recreationally on the regular
>>518193627>Good thing it wasn't me that got shot
>>518193627>Ryan CarsonIs this the same nigga who got beat up and stabbed in NYC in front of his mexican gurlfrend who didn't testify against his killer and forgave him?>>518193700>>518193704>>518193815>>518193840
>>518193627Manlet looks under 6' so imo fair enough and a honest mistake, lad looks like a squirrel.
>>518193627Def gay and his closeted gay thats why mayber is lover shot him
where's the cop who fired after an acorn hit his car?
>>518194210American squirrels are a rodent pest. It always confused me when mutts would speak so hatefully of squirrels, when the critters we have here just tend to be delightful and cute and kind of a rarity to even spot one of them in the wild, but apparently their species are far more insidious and parasitic in nature.
This is why I don’t hunt on public land anymore. I’ve had boomers shoot at me twice and walk up on me gun drawn a dozen times.
>>518196325How can he be the same guy if on both occasions the victim died
>>518197085They're really fun to watch. I wouldn't harm a squirrel, ever.
>>518193627my uncle blew a guys brains out and claimed hunting he claims that he thought the other guys head was a gopher. having got to know him I think he wanted to just see his bullet blow up a persons head
>>518195934Shave your head and always wear neon orange and you'll be fine.
>>518194210I wish I could hunt them. They dig through my garden.
>>518193627Arent US squirrels gray?
>>518193815That's Nuts
>>518194768"By default" is taking some weight here.If the victim is alive and doesn't want charges pressed then the investigation doesn't have much to go on.
>>518194444I didn't even know there was a season for greys. Aren't they basically pests? They've run the red squirrels off of most of Britain already.Certainly wild pigs are considered an invasive pest all over America, wherever hunting is allowed at all you can just go out and shoot as many as you want.
>>518197504a spook nameprobably coms
>>518197504We're in a simulation you stupid dumbass
>>518195423Fake and gay
>>518193627Just ban guns you fascistic retards.
>>518193840holy shit, that lil gladius
>>518198279>teenager-shot-dead-after-being-mistaken-for-a-squirreli'm sure this is just a freak accident. and it's not like the kid's family will be able to sue the government.
>>518197085There has actually been a race war going on between squirrels for a couple decades now
>>518198694>simulationyou never read 1984, huh.not a simulation, its all theatre, masons orchestrating narratives.please dont post, "muhsimulation" bullshit again, you normie trash, you're shitting up perfect schizo threads for no reason.
>>518198866Checked>86 this niqqa
>>518197946tree squirrels, ground squirrels tend to be red/brown
What a joke.Where was God ?
>>518197085>apparently their species are far more insidious and parasitic in nature.Nah we got the same squirrels you got we just have millions of armed psychopaths with small penises who think they are badass for legally murdering small animals
>>518198905>86 perceiveri'm glad its catching on
>>518199040>psychopaths with small penisesyou shouldn't out yourself so easily, anon, let others discover it for themselves.
>>518194740.22lr, vamint shot
I knew Carson, he was a fur fag that went hiking in a squirrel costume.
>>518193627TWINKS ARE NOT SQUIRRELSPROTECT TWINKS FROM BEING HUNTED AS SQUIRRELS
Sounds like they wanted rid and found the perfect excuse...squirell bros its over...not....like....this
>>518194740They use air guns because they are usually working within city limits where you can’t use a real firearm. It’s also cheaper if you’re doing it a lot.
>>518193627nice good to see my curses workingfuck god fuck jesus fuck the holy spirit
>>518199590the LGBS community really failed this kid and that one squirrel from onlyfansbigly
>>518195589Nah birds are just assholes.
>>518194210Yes in retardville
thats nuts
>>518193627Manlets on suicide watch
Why is it never squirrel girl season?
>>518196325So your saying glowie comms?
>>518193627I can catch squirrels with my bare hands, there's no way you can mistake a person's head for one.
>>518194740This has nothing to do with squirrels, if a hunter wants to murder someone and get away with it he can just claim he mistook the victim for an animal.That kind of shit happens every few years in Poland, just a few weeks ago there was a similar case where the hunter was culling "boars" on another man's backyard using a sniper rifle when a tragic "mistake" happened, and will probably get away with it because hunters can trespass fucking anywhere in this country.
>>518194210Their meats are considered delicious due to all that nuts they eat. Plus they are plentiful. It’s like deers/pigs/rabbits. Groundhog stays underground a lot so can only be trapped instead. Unknown meat flavors to me so I can’t comment.
>>518193627killed while plotting to kill? where's the problem? maybe he shouldn't have been a piece of shit
>>518200164its more common than you think. he probably wasn't wearing orange even though legally you should take a hunters safety class and purchase a permit to hunt them, so he should've have known the easiest way to get shot is to be fully decked out in camothis is really a non-story
>>518193627How bad did he piss off his pals that they put a rifle round in the back of his head?
>>518193627makes a surprising amount of sense
>>518193815
>>518195334Casey Anthony was in Florida…
>>518194210They're decent eating, kinda like rabbit
>>518200314>Unknown flavour Squirrel meat is like a cross between partridge and rabbit. Has that faint grouse taste but it's pretty much rabbit. Not much to them though, even the big ones.
>>518198866We are in a simulation. Too many things line up too often in my life for it to be orchestrated by other humans.
