Walmart begins shipping Chink TerminatorsHumanity's time is running out
Ugh i hope the shitty chinese version doesnt fuck up the reputation of all robots
>>518303415>already trying to sell betaslop models because (((investors))) can't hold their piss like excited puppiessame with AIsame with videogames apparentlyas much as i hate them i do commend europeans on their patience with these things, best is to wait it out at the moment
>>518303415Can they kill anyone?
>>518303415Great, now strap a flesh light on there, put a basic LLM in it so I can talk to it. We are almost there bros!
>>518303415Is this without functioning hands?
>>518303937you can already use a fleshlight while talking to LLMsjust saved you 21600 dollars
>>518303415i know what i'm getting
How good can it SUCK and FUCK???
>>518304379 Very
>>518304269Those are just people pretending to be robots.
>>518304766BALLS DEEP
>>518304766>saves the thread
>>518303415What the fuck?Has nobody seen I Robot?China flips a switch and the US turns into killbot hellscape.No, seriously, stop and think about that for a second.(And if it ain't China, it could be the company.)
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>>518304766what zero pussy does to a mf
>>518304766i hate knowing this video is edited i really wish it was just a baker bot going sicko mode. i wanted to believe...look at the feet
>>518303415I just want it to jerk me off and clean me and itself up after I cum is that too much to ask
>>518305108Seriously, stop, draw a line.That's a national security threat.
>>518304269Looks like covid vax convulsions.Maybe it's trying to fit in.
>>518303415max 6 ? where is my army !
>>518303415Height: 1270mm>4 Foot 2 at bestFucking manlets.
>>518305108>>518305257>they actually did allow thisARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
>>518303415>Selling robots>V2 and V3 will be much cheaper>Not long before sex bot modsHumanity is over
>>5183052572kg lift ability. 2 hour running time.1 hour running with max weight. Max 7.2 km/hr run speed.14 km distance running.Actuators on the arms are about as fast.21000$ USDWhelp. It can do the dishes and vacuum.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>518305916>updates>can be remote controlled>???ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
>>518306019You can actually put rubber shoes on them.
impressive, very nice.Now tell us about its practical uses.none?oh well.
>>518304766gonna order the bussydestroyer4000 right now
>>518306066The real danger is that they know how to sabotage. Remember to store them in a closet and tied down.First rule of golem ownership. Always set a timer. Besides, you can find G1's broadcast chip and just remove it.
Needs to be able to run to take gods out for a run at the local running track and be able to fix injured birds and be put to rent like a Tesla can become a robotaxiSo you can go to the X super app and have a Optimus veterinarian come to fix and injured bird you found
>>518306108>cleaning floors>washing dishes>fetching news papers>butler>personal trainer>educator>cook>long distance surgeryPretty damn useful.
Of course, girls can rent 6 robots for gangbang sex
>>518306256We are so fucked, they are going to be legal via means of trickling-through by sucking so much, but sucking a tiny bit less everytime, that no one sees the threat they will pose.Then, one day, they all get one software update and that was that.
>>518306372uhuh uhuh, sure buddy, it doesn't count if you have to babysit it the whole time or risk it tipping over or fucking something up in your house.
>>518306019This is me when I'm drunk
>>518303415>Sold by FuturologyWhen will you retards figure out that it is not Walmart stocking and shipping the item, they are just hosting the third party that is? YouTube and customers do this shit all the time. 50 times a day retards are coming in to Walmart asking for shit we don't sell. "But it's on the website". Yeah but it's sold by Chinkplastics in Chingchongzhen.
>>518303415https://www.aliexpress.com/p/tesla-landing/index.html?scenario=c_ppc_item_bridge&productId=1005009859463299&_immersiveMode=true&withMainCard=true&src=google&aff_platform=true&isdl=y&src=google&albch=shopping&acnt=494-037-6276&isdl=y&slnk=&plac=&mtctp=&albbt=Google_7_shopping&aff_platform=google&aff_short_key=UneMJZVf&gclsrc=aw.ds&&albagn=888888&&ds_e_adid=&ds_e_matchtype=&ds_e_device=c&ds_e_network=x&ds_e_product_group_id=&ds_e_product_id=en1005009859463299&ds_e_product_merchant_id=5604605910&ds_e_product_country=GB&ds_e_product_language=en&ds_e_product_channel=online&ds_e_product_store_id=&ds_url_v=2&albcp=17859500389&albag=&isSmbAutoCall=false&needSmbHouyi=false&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17190468917&gbraid=0AAAAADznYb_AiLjGKeD6cp713AbhkCcR4&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9JLHBhC-ARIsAK4PhcpVyEX7pa_SNqYGYEZujMW4TewXvGddVEfqVjtNCZ-XysbPOt6hjwIaAs1-EALw_wcBKek
>>518306019>GET-DAN>Yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
>>518307006https://youtu.be/5K7aY-_b9sk
>>518303415>Walking plastic little dummy>$21600 to invest something betterOnly for those who really don't know what to do with their money.
>>518304766>CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT CLANK CLANK CLANK
>>518306569They don't have to wait that long.>"Oh honey! Sure! Just remember. I'm allergic to nuts."Robo: "Registering Data...">"If anything happens I have anti-allergenic pills in my drawer."Robo: "Registering Data..."News Headline:Local man found dead of allergic reaction. No suspects named. Spouse out of town.
>>518304269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlJs42ZeAElmao
>>518303415If I see one of these Im going to immediately kill it no one will be able to stop it from happening
>>518303415When do they start covering them in silicone and giving them huge tits?
>>518306569Fun Fact: 2KG is also the minimum needed force to puncture a ribcage with a knife.Funner Fact: Everyone has a kitchen drawer.Total coincidence. I'm sure.
>>518309385https://youtu.be/p8XKSEONBBM
>>518309211Based and checksums.
>>518303415put a fleshlight attachment port and you've got my money
>COLLECTABLEYou guys didn't read it and it's not even fine print.>Functional robot sold separately.
>>518306019kek. poor robobro
>>518306256>golem ownershipHumanity deserves every bad thing that happens to it.
>>518304269This will unironically lead to a revival of Robot disco dancing. The horror.
>>518303415humanity will be over one way or another: either these fkin things kill us literally, teminator style, or they will make us useless to one another, trapping us in a life of meaninglessness and hedonismits so over
>>518310145>life of meaninglessness and hedonismSmartphones already did this
>>518304766>when the ass is too phat to resist
>>518305916>2kg lift ability
>>518306843Never. They will never figure this shit out. And then they'll get arrested after they assault a Walmart employee when they try to return shit and get told that isn't how it works.
>>518306019>fucking meatbags - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>518303415>Walmart begins shipping Chink TerminatorsWalmart got into the DIY escalator market, eh?
>>518304269she'll do one dupixent commercial and then it's right back to that until death
>>518304178>Israel flag helping people save moneyWhat the fuck happened last year that caused this shift?
>>51830341521K, man you can build a very small house in my village with that money,
>>518311440How many ind*ans?
>>51831144021K, man you could rent a very small room for a year here
these things are pathetic.
>>518303929I think they're fully reprogrammable
>>518303415Whistlin Diesel destroyed his. It wasnt all that helpful. Think ill wait
>>518303929Yes, but it would be very painful
>>518303415I for one welcome our Robot overlords.
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>>518303929oh they certainly will. by accidentally crushing a toddler, and pushing an old lady down the stairs and smushing the dog and starting a fire.sure, they'll kill people.
>>518309457That’s why you chain them up in the basement before you go to bed.
>>518303415>DOD buys these chinkbots to fight israel's wars>they turn around and kill the ZOGbots and kikes
>>518304269I eagerly await for the first reports of snapped dicks
>>518303415is this the lil robot guy that ran up to those guys to shake their hand on the sidewalk? it was too cute
>>518312279Yeah neural networks still struggle with out-of-distribution cases. Everyone is afraid of self-aware AI and shit like skynet but these things will be most dangerous when they DON'T know what's going on.
>>518306372It would be great if the city could get these to pick up trash 24/7.
>>518303929checked that can hold only 3kg in hand so ak47 isn't happening but handguns and lighter rifles could be possible total body load can be 12kg so it could carry extra ammo or hand grenades, unitrees dog model has been used in many defense applications (basically this is same model but with hands and feet)
>>518303929can, sure.probably won't though, since it's unlikely there will be many of these sold except to influencers and chink-americans.$20k is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on something they will grow bored of after 20 minutes.
>>518304269The Chinese communist party super AI will control mankind through sex which is why they hate no nut November because the challenge teaches men how to control themselves.
>>518311436You still have to pay the consultation fee.
>>518303415>Clankers are being sold for 21k usd>Meanwhile hiring a beaner or nigger is at least 35k usd a yearMaybe they suck now but i will have my clanker cotton farm in 2030, at least they will be smarter
>>518306372not with these robots. they are nowhere near capable enough for that.at best you can dress them up and make them dance.the similar robot you see doing martial arts is the 'education' version which is more expensive and has more features.in robotics there is currently no good way for lifting comparable to the strength/weight of human anatomy in a self contained system
>>518312788i hope they can replace us before the pajeets do
>>518305916>It can do the dishes and vacuum.It can maybe put most of the dishes in a dishwasher and vacuum slightly worse than a roomba.
people are allowed to make accounts on walmart's retail site and resell dogshit just like amazon.these robots are some of the most useless toys ever and im glad i had to keep seeing them shilled everywhere
