Latest NASA picture of Atlas confirms is a recognizance ship coming to scout the earth.
That's a strange looking pickle.
>>518345242>i turned myself into a pickle
UwU
>WhatsApp-Imagejfc
>>518345242funniest shit I've ever seen
>>518345242>scout the earthHope they find the Epstein files
>>518345242Saar, that's a space turd.Black holes are space buttholes. The space is full of space jeets hurling their turds in all directions.
Almost real. Engine is external and super massive
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>>518345242This is a different image niggers
>>518345242I sweat to Satan, if nothing happens AGAIN. I'm blowing up 4chan!
>>518345242Scout it for what? Why would aliens be interested in watching a bunch of niggers and whites fighting it out?
>>518345477You mean the CCTV blackmail against American oligarchy that was recorded by [not a domestic organization] on a private tropical island that showed these midwits doing satanic orgies, raping, torturing, murdering and eating little children? Did you know that Epstein was a school dropout tutor who was fired for poor performance, and then magically met the owner of the world's most famous investment firm for billionaires, probably at a fast food joint or something, and then rose to C level within four years at this firm, sidelining hundreds of 150 IQ uber motivated traders easily with his magic?
>>518345774If some interstellar ayys wanted us gone, we would be in an instant. Made up bullshit to slide topics like total surveillance, government corruption and insider trading, laws and nepotism systematically destroying the lower middle class.
>>518345242SNEEDNEED
>>518346162You need pretty much all the metal on earth to even begin having any sort of self propelling gravitational pull or launch whatever. Honestly with how much energy was spent for weapons I don’t think we’ll ever leave earth now. Uranium.
>>518345242I'm starting to think this is a load of bullshit, shouldn't we have crystal clear 16k footage of this thing up close with the satellite and telescope technology we have by now? They just released a photo of another star system recently for fucks sake.
>>518345242>recognizanceNo intelligent life detected. Keep searching.
>>518346340no they didn't.
space is fake and gay
>>518346323We’ll have to go through another Egypt phase so uranium caves will form again. Thankfully this civilization will hopefully destroy the ecosystem in the americas so desert will remain and we can avoid this catastrophe that’s been this cycle.
>>518345242Another jewish hoax. Space is fake and gay.
>inb4 but consumed Yeah, human life has made a fine layer all this time.
>>518346422yupalthough I think that's a production still from moonraker.
Don’t get me wrong there was a much nicer way to go about this which simply involved compliance but sacrifices have to be made. Unavoidable now.
>>518346340We do not have permission to film them
>>518346475shrimple as
>>518346475To what end?
Suddenly my bussy is desperate for BAC
>>518345677>>518345615Fucking space niggers, man.
>>518345242So it traveled for billions of years—to run a reconnaissance mission?and btw>recognizance>re·cog·ni·zance>a bond by which a person undertakes before a court or magistrate to observe some condition, especially to appear when summoned.Did you by any chance intend to use the word "reconnaissance"?
>>518346340You can do the math for yourself, it's not that hard.
>>518345242Pic related looks like a space turd.You guys like eating jewish shit?
>>518346323The earth has 3.3 x 10^21 tons of metal. Are you sure you have any fucking clue what you're talking about?
>>518346340you're utterly clueless how totally shit our tech actually isalso you shouldn't be worried about NASA(lies are a given) but that NOBODY else is giving out a PEEP about any of this
>>518347048Are you peacocking right now?
>>518346802To stop you noticing the crater earth
those pics looks like something that would fly out of jeet ass
>>518347164I don't surf /pol/ to appeal to women, no.
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>>518347218they're not ready for that convo
>>518345242lookin like my chipotle order
>>518346825banzai right into your bum hole
>>518347276To men right
>>518346960Unironically anon said it right the first time. Won't be long and you'll see.
Sometimes I think action is possible due to how much hate is in my heart.
>>518345242>ayy lmao spaceship>has bright LEDs for no reason
>>518347338Better to impress men than women, faggot.
If that's an alien turd we humans have no chance, we kneel
>>518347692Oh jeez what’s next, get it!
>>518347309This in a multiverse would go hard
>>518347309>>518347852this shit is actually more retarded than the fucking Space Turtle carrying for elephants holding our dinner plate planet
i wish my brain was running on whatever allowed alien niggas, flat earthers and whatever else to think like that. im sure life is more exciting that way
>>518347345What will I see anon?
>>518345695does 4chan have an HQ anywhere ?
>>518346340No we shouldn't. The big telescopes have good resolution for things far away because they look for a long time at things that are staying still. Doing the same thing with a small rock zipping through the Solar System is like trying to make a daguerreotype of a moving bicycle.
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>>518345242negro swans are flying over my house
>>518348739Flat earthers invented their own pseudoscience. Turtlefags can't even explain themselves and are the real retards.
>>518345242If the Great Space Pickle slid into a black hole, it would be like space having sex with itself. But if the Great Space Pickle shot out of a black hole, it would be like space shit itself. These are deep ponderings.
Its a shock collar.>ready? Set. Kill your nigger self.
>>518350190>cant explain...>there's a turtle in space>with 4 elephants on it>upon which rests our earthAre you retarded or something? Its simple.
>>518345677ALIENS WELCOME
>>518346960Space boat jungle tours man. The ayy lamos are gonna buzz over africa and india then maybe stop at Easter island for snacks before fucking back off
>>518352238Prove the turtle, elephants, etc exist. Flat earthers use things like optical illusions to prove the earth is flat.
>>518345242>it's not a nuke that lands on IndiaLAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>518346765kek, humannigger tech is such dogshit
>>518346395>hurr durr why are the diffraction spikes of overexposed light point sources the same?humannigger moment
>>518345242OP, your mum's dildo has finally been delivered by Amazon
>>518345242a spacepickle just flew over my house
>>518345242I believe it. It looks like it was designed by a space jeet, absolutely soulless.
>>518354494Why don't you prove they're not there? Oh right, you can't because space is fake. Check mate atheist.
>>518345242They are scouting a location to send their space Indians to
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>>518346395Those spikes are artifacts of the optics and shutter. Flattard moment!
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