>UK won't relax visa rules for India, Starmer sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wdzryk477o>The UK's 'most dangerous' migrant town: Resort where hotel migrants now say they would rather go home than stay at taxpayer expensehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15155413/The-crime-ridden-seaside-resort-migrants-return-home-stay-British-taxpayer-funded-hotels-beach.html>UK Covid spike sees hospitals bring back compulsory face maskshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2118599/uk-covid-spike-hospitals-compulsory-face-masks>Sir Lenny Henry: All black British people should be paid slavery reparationshttps://archive.ph/01Imu>Brexit has done nothing to stem sharp decline of UK fish populations, shows studyhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/oct/08/brexit-nothing-stem-decline-uk-fish-populations-study>Third of employees report calling in sick with a hangover – but blame post-work pintshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/workers-call-sick-hangover-alcohol-b2841473.html>London bus driver is sacked after sparking chaotic scenes by driving past Chelsea fans in Liverpool shirthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tfl-met-police-london-bus-driver-sacked-liverpool-shirt-chelsea-fans-b1251793.html>Two arrested over cyber attack which stole thousands of nursery children’s datahttps://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-07/two-arrested-over-cyber-attack-which-stole-thousands-of-nursery-childrens-data
First for Nadiya Hussein's Teflon willy.
>>518399357great bakes today, thanks king
>>518399576You're welcome.
povvo pans done so hard he had to samefag and make up shit because he's malding looool
What's the connection between Plato's allegory of the cave and Sun Tzu's art of war?
>>518399781Flexing.
I need some new pans any recs?
>>518399868big brain nigga
might boil a steak
>>518399889https://www.lecreuset.co.uk/
>>518399781Awareness of reality
Discovered that all the "A Touch of Frost" episodes are on dailymotion earlier, been binge watching them. Nice to see England in the early 90s and onwards.https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x81792 if anyone else wants some nostalgia.
https://www.tiktok.com/@radialb/video/7558454204915027202
>>518400095corrrthanks ladforgot this existed
>>518399889This one's not bad. I bought it from a brown guy in Newquay.
>>518400095David Jason is a nonce
>>518400095loved that show, theme tune gives me goosebumps
Had a binge the other night and my stomach has been dodgy. Had a stomach infection earlier in the year and it keeps flaring up whenever I have a few beers. Anyone got any remedies? No matter how long I leave it it doesn't seem to go away.
>>518399992They seem a bit uncool to me, like old cottage vibes rather than cool and trendy
>>518400095You're a good lad.
>>518400190Take antihistamines before you drink and try gluten free beer
>>518400190You need to reset your biome. Make sauerkraut and eat it with every meal, wholefoods only, nothing from a tin/can for 6 months.
>>518399889https://www.costco.co.uk/Home-Kitchen/Kitchen-Dining/Cooking-Bakeware/MasterPro-Ceratech-Ceramic-Fry-Pan-Set-2-Piece/p/8546355
>>518400095bergerac > touch of frost
>>518400190You should keep drinking.
>>518400095It was weird seeing david jason in a non-comedy role after OFAH, but he did a good job tbf
>>518400447touch of frost was grimmerbergerac is comfy murder
>>518400286Interesting, never heard this before. >>518400290Is storebrought sauerkraut any good? Where I live I don't have the space to be able to cook properly. I drink keffir and have done since I got the infection in the first place. In the early months I did an elimination diet but it flares up after caffine or boozing (a couple beers are fine, though).
>>518400018>Awareness of realityNot quite. Think harder.
>can still smell dinnerHow do you stop being hungry? Politically speaking, I mean.
>>518400095Absolutely sick of crime dramas. It's all British tv makes. Almost as sick of them as I am forrens
>>518400677Willpower or do enough exercise to counteract all the food you're shoving down your gob.
>>518400595coffee is awful for the gut generally, but you can feel zero negative effects if your gut is healthy. if your gut is off you should be avoiding caffeine altogether, maybe you can wangle green tea but that'll be about it until you're settled again
>>518400677>phat.jpg
>>518399781You’re being replaced nigga.
>>518400677eat more proteincarbs make you hungry protein makes you feel fuller also drink more water, and find something to do instead of sitting at your PC
>>518400595>Is storebrought sauerkraut any good?No. All the probiotics are eliminated during pasteurisation. >Where I live I don't have the space to be able to cook properly.Just need a frying pan, sauce pan and a slow cooker. > I drink keffir and have done since I got the infection in the first placeGood lad.>In the early months I did an elimination diet but it flares up after caffine or boozing (a couple beers are fine, though).How long have you taken a break from caffeine?
>>518400095>nearly 2 hours each epfucking get in thats work sorted for the next 2 weeks, sat on me arse in a booth all day anyway so always watching summat
>>518400679People used to believe them and it gave them faith in the police and the legal system.
>>518400595>Is storebrought sauerkraut any good?yeah it's good, also try an avoid gluten for a bit
>>518400595You might have a gluten intolerance. Not enough to bother you day to day but a few beers might be enough to set it off. Antihistamines will help
>>518400679u wot m8right, detective fat cunt has been dispatched
New brinny anthem just dropped ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bcNlp1YHc
>>518400887>All the probiotics are eliminated during pasteurisation.Lidl occasionally sells frozen sauerkraut, that might be alright.
>>518400887Only recently started caffine again, about 2 months ago. I noticed my stomach flaring up again and cut it out up until the last couple weeks where I thought I'd be able to handle a green tea. After a couple days my digestion went bad, then I had a few beers that have really irritated my stomach since. I've also been eating like shit over these past couple days.
BAMEs
>>518401231we're all about that junior spesh in here
>>518401165I don't. I can handle bread and eat a lot in my diet. My stomach lining is just fucked.
>>518401252J-just make it. Literally just cabbage and salt....
>>518400675The first one are people frightened of shadows in a cave but if they only went outside they would see the real world for what it is.The second one is about learning how your enemy works in order to defeat them. Like not just charging in. Its about being observant.
>>518401025
>>518400777>phlat.jpg
A chicken shop on every corner and a peng ting for every roadman
>>518401253Were you on antibiotics for the stomach infection? If so, how long for and what dosage?
U guys do a great job of discussing nothing of value all day every dayA real skillAlmost an art
>>518401440Is that Jacobi? I've been watching I Claudius and the makeup in the show to age the actors up is both terrible and surprisingly accurate.
>>518400675 Or not being ignorant.
>>518401550One lad expanded his knowledge about anodoised pans earlier.
>>518401402If he gets the ratios wrong, he'll die.
>>518401528No but I was on Naproxen for 2 years and stupidly didn't adjust my caffine and alcohol intake, thinking I'd be invincible. Then I caught a terrible stomach bug in Feburary and have had issues on and off since with my stomach and gut-brain axis. I don't take Naproxen anymore.
>>518400887>No. All the probiotics are eliminated during pasteurisation.not completely true it's still beneficial, i've had store bought and have noticed an improvement in health, but yeah i have made homegrown sauerkraut and have noticed the difference
>>518401420You're close with the perception of reality but you're not making the connection.
>>518401402how do I make it and not end up with a serious bacterial infection
>>518401679Gotta be worth 3 threads of Frey bentos
>>518401550im learning how to burn the exact amount of calories i eat so i never poo
>>518401711Broad spectrum CBD for the stomach, will really reduce the swelling and discomfort. Takes a few weeks to start working, has to bind to your fat cells, but a £25 spray will last for 2-3 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnwXYJcSZc
>>518401906That's a noble causeMaybe I was too hasty
>>518401934A spray? Do I just apply it to my belly or what? Would CBD tablets have the same effect?
>>518401819the latter is presupposed by the formerthe art of war is about manipulating perception with intent for effectto do that you need to guide the vision of your enemy and limit it to what you want them to seeits pretty rudimentaryso allegorically speaking, you need to place them in a plato's cave of your own making
>>518401906Poo isn't just old food.
>>518401872Get to Lidl, they might have some of this left.
I don't come on brit/pol/ a lot but does Cauldron still come here? He's the only namefag I could tolerate even with his silly larps.
>>518402130No they deactivated him for a Frenchman Poor trade
>>518401092They help with the illusion of police omnipotence and keep the goodish plebs in line through fear. The CSI type myth of them finding an eyelash within 100 meters of a crime and then finding you by cameras in outerspace.Then in real world some primate wog kills people in broad daylight during peak foot traffic with 2000 cctv cameras watching and the cops take 6 months to maybe find him and only then because he gets grassed up.
>>518402040>AI poast
>just googled a pretty obscure movie from the 90s that I loved watching a few years back>it's literally showing during one slot in a cinema near me this weekendHow weird is that?
Does anyone understand French politics? Why do they have a prime minister as well as a president? They don't have a monarchy so a prime minister is void, no?
>>518402280hahahahaha nope
>>518402130His liver finally burst and xio ping lau went back to the steel foundry village in kowloon
>>518402328president = head of state prime minister = dude in charge of parliament basically since they're a republic they need a head of state that's the president
>>518402325Your first simulation ?
>>518402036Oral spray, each press is 30mg. Start off with 1 spray, work up to however much you feel is helpful. Or you can use the tablets, just make sure it's Full Spectrum. I use SOOL CBD Oil Spray 4500mg 30ml because the price is right and it helps me with a few different ailments. The anti-inflammatory effects are one of its benefits, since internal swelling is one of the biggest comorbidities in the human body.
>>518402325Almost as weird as not saying what the film is.
>>518402389Yes it is because it is literal garbage
>>518399992Own some of these they are worth it. Bought budget/cheap cast iron before and they don't last. Le creuset have lasted wonderfully, went to a seconds store at an outlet to get them cheaper.By all means listen to josh though and buy some cheap anodized pans and call them titanium if you want to peetend you're a richfag
>>518401709Only if he eats it. >>518401711Yeah, you need a gut reset. Make sauerkraut, eat whole foods and just drink water for 6 months. >>518401742There are some beneficial nutrients sure, but store bought lacks the beneficial bacteria that he needs.>>518401872>wash cabbage>thinly slice cabbage>layer with salt in bowl, 10-13g salt per 450g cabbage>mix well, crunching cabbage as you go>pack well into jars, including juice>leave on countertop for 10-14 days, burping and pressing down daily
>>518402465where's your rebuttal then? come on big man, flex your philosophical insights
>>518402482Sometimes I luck out on my drunk purchases.
>>518402328President = King
>>518402550I've given you my rebuttal. The language is garbage and didn't come from you.
>>518402130nah he was ridiculed for going to lil stevey's kosher march with his gook waifu and left in a temper tantrum
>>518402426Don't wanna dox I'm a pretty paranoid person. Safe to say I doubt I've ever met anyone who would have watched this movie if I mentioned it, and it's not in English.
>>518402482They are the best pans desu and really bring out the flavour in the own brand spag hoops and fridge raider feasts.
>>518400190stop drinking beer?
>Sir Keir Starmer has met the architect of India’s national identification system, as he seeks to expand his plans for a digital ID.>The Prime Minister announced in September that the new digital ID system would be introduced in 2029, and would be mandatory for people working in the UK as part of a bid to tackle illegal migration.>But during his trade mission to Mumbai, Sir Keir has suggested he wants to expand beyond the current plans to a voluntary national ID which could help manage public services such as benefits and bill payments.And there we have it
This place is really Plato's caveSun Tzu said to know ones enemyDo you know who's you're real enemy is in this cave anons?
>>518402698Not everyone on this board is a beige eating bennie scrounger
Want to see how insane and retarded Hasans commie cult is? Peruse the comments on this video:https://youtu.be/ucN8PDOh9RI
>>518402839I mean, they couldn't even get track and trace to work and most people were onboard with that during covid. I highly doubt Digital IDs will be something to worry about for now.
>>518402697>I'm a pretty paranoid personClearly. I'd have to knock on a lot of doors, and even then, you could lie.>Are you the brit/pol/ anon?>N-no.
>>518402635it did come from meyou're coping because you didn't expect anyone to be able to answeralsosecondarilythats not a rebuttala rebuttal is a counter-argumentyou can't give me a counter-argument because I'm rightyou don't want to admit I'm right because its meand also because my explanation demonstrates I'm much more philosophically aware than youalso>screenshotproof its not AI slopI feed my chatGPT my interactions and check my thinking after the fact, I don't use it to fuel my interactionsyou lostI won
>>518402867You're forgetting something. You need to know yourself.
>>518402839>British government identification data stored in an passwordless mongodb backend on an unconfigured ubuntu digitalocean vps stack
>>518402947Hasan electric shocking his dog, as if we needed another reason to justify palestinian genocide
>>518400190Ginger, chamomile and manuka honey tea. Trust me. The manuka honey is expensive but vital.
>>518402867me because I ate all the scran
Anyone know how to cook crack using powder coke?
>>518403032Indeed I am shy of the full wisdom.Still a better effort than chapgpt face
>>518402867Is it me?
>>518402869Rustlers are doing a 1min microwave Ortolan Bunting this christmas and you use the packaging to cover your eyes.
>>518402867Nigger you need to resit your English GCSE.
>wake up in the middle of the night>open the window>scream "BREXIT BROKE BRITAIN">continue to do so until hoarse>collapse from exhaustion
>>518402697
>>518403171Get spellcunt on me
>>518402993>you're coping because you didn't expect anyone to be able to answerThe first person who replied to my post got it and didn't do it 30 minutes later after conversing with chatgpt
>>518403109Mix it with bicarbonate of soda and water, heat it. Or something like that.
>>518403164>rustlersThe knockoffs from aldi are made in the same factory. Don't beleive me buy the brand name and the knockoff quarter pounders, the ketchup packages have the same codes on them
>>518402839India must have a terrible immigration problem.
>>518403254He's having a seizure atm
>>518403308Happens with a lot of foods. Plato's cave needs to be updated to Plato's supermarket.
>>518403308Was told by a pal once when he worked for an agency at a production line he was putting the same pizzas in multiple different brand boxes all at different prices so not suprised.
>>518402839>voluntaryHaha, yeah, "voluntary".Like how people were coerced into voluntary taking the chink flu jabs?
>>518403274doesn't matterall you're doing is trying to downplay my answer because it was the bestI mogged youI mogged himI'll mogg you againand there's fuck all you can do about it
>>518403509It will be mandatory to volunteer for it.
>nonce seething after getting BTFO againlolclockwork
>>518403509based gaki no tsukai
>>518403522>all you're doing is trying to downplay my answer because it was the bestIt wasn't the best. The first response to my post was the best and demonstrated an actual understanding of the literature and theory as opposed to your AI generated garbage.
If half of eight is three,Whats half of zero?
>>518403678C
>>518403678ze
>>518403522>too poor to buy a trip>wants you to beleive he has titanium pansFuck off poor cunt, we all know the only black pan you love is the black pansexual bull fucking your dad
>>518403678n
>>518403661he gave the obvious and most simplistic answerI gave the most in depth and unobvious but most accurate answeryou can't make me doubt myself mateI mogged himI mogged youI'm still mogging youthats why you're too scared to actually debate the pointexplain why his response was better than mine ontologicallyyou won't
>>518403678Anorexic c
>>518403819i
black prisoners have cost the uk taxpayer approximately £13 billion to house since the 17th centurywhere do i get my reparations?
>>518403829>he gave the obvious and most simplistic answerBecause he understood the quesdtion and if you did we wouldn't be having this conversation.
>>518403724>only anon I had highlighted gets it firstMmmm
josh dominating with facts and logic once more while all the bogscrubbing slavmong can do is slop his mushmouth and resort to chatGPTtragic
>>518403661What was the right answer?Dont leave us in suspense.
>>518403678Pineapple
>>518403678Zero is a concept not a numberJust like "josh is a pedo", you can't put a number on it, divide it or add to it, its abstract
>>518403829First one to reply was me, btw.
>>518403678Calculator is not responding. Check for a solution and close the program. Close the program. Wait for the program to respond.
>>518403805Hate-sucking your favourite cockhead again.
>>518403990I remember when the win10 calculator wouldn't work unless you were connected to the internet.
>>518402993You are a fucking lunatic lol
Dont tell me this was a pseud question.Worse than having bad phone grammar.
>>518403918the question was layered, even if you didn't intend it to be, it wasand if you don't understand that then you're even more of a fucking mong than I originally thoughtI exposed the deeper layerthe first anon to give you a reply revealed the most basic layerI went deeperyou didn't like that and your insecurities have flaired up as a resultbut it doesn't matter because you've still been mogged
>>518404012>samefaggingShamefru dispray
>>518403829kys namefag
Looks like someone might have been trying to make bombsIt'd be interesting to find out who it was.
yeah and its joshua speshone pound n fifty pencegetting mogged is 20p more
melty because he got spotted using AI what a melt
>>518404244> Tracey Emins dildo
>>518404202>flaired
>>518404244>iqbal aftar>suspected white supremacistJust you wait
>>518404343am on the loo
Genuinely predicted/recommended both of these football tactics on /sp/ years before they became normal (the second one literally only became popular this season)1. Have a defender lying flat on the ground behind a wall to stop daisy cutter free kicks2. Smash the ball as high as possible in the air towards the penalty box and have your players chase it down and try to get a flick on or penalty
>>518404365He could be Albanian or Bosnian
>>518404202Mad how you do all that but can't tie your shoes or get a gf.
>>518404403I'm high. Flexing seemed like the appropriate answer.
>>518404330She awarded it to Gary
whats a good EDC knoife lads?
>>518404096Just wait until you see what Microsoft has in store for Windows 12. It'll be fully subscription-based like 365.
This quiz was almost as gay as the GCHQ Christmas one.1/10
>>518404202>I exposed the deeper layerNo you didn't. The first person to respond expressed an actual understanding of the literature unlike your word salad littered with words you don't normally use.
>>518404522ray mears bushcraft £800 one
>>518404096It was just to check you weren't doing any illegal calculations.
>>518404596kek ok how about one under 100 ?
>>518404202*flared
>>518404532Win365. Need an internet connection to even turn it on. All part of their plan to phase out hardware with win11, and then refuse it for a thinclient to win12. I am fully aware. >>518404599That's why I use terrorist tech.
>>518404418I’ve been advocating for the revival of the long throw since Pulis. Always blew my mind that trendy managers and the football hipsters online sneered at a method which will deliver a dangerous ball into the opponents box literally 100% of the time and preferred to throw it short to try to pass into a situation which will then deliver a dangerous ball into the boxBlows my mind to see literally every team doing it this season. Do all the set piece coaches in the prem have a shared WhatsApp group?
>get stabbed then arrestedLondon fing
"I mog you" he typed fatly.
Kek
just did 5 minutes of intense thinking and burned off a chocolate digestive. that's 20 grams less poo tomorrow
>>518404795Nigger can't parry.
>>518404795>Gets arrested for “possession of a dangerous weapon” for having a knife lodged in his throat>the nigger that put it there gets 80 hours community service
>>518404795wasn't there a case from a couple of years back of some wog trying to be shanked by another wog on the bus but having his own shank to protect himself and he never got charged or investigated for having a blade on him, think there were videos of the event
>>518404522
https://www.freesexarse.co.uk/claim
Learned today VW have an electric car that needs a subscription to tuen on the AC. Should just quit life tbqhwymn
>>518404965good for stabbing people up in an emergency dindu situation?
>>518404629spyderco c94pbk is right on the £100~ mark, definitely recommendedtheres a lot of edc knives though, what sorta thing do you need it for?
>>518404975plastic, wood or titanium?
>>518405050non-stick titanium
>>518404975phwoar it says I won a blue one, just gotta give me debit card deets and run a .exe
>>518404596if ray mears tried to charge me £800 for a knife, i'd book on to his walk in the woods course for £420 and kill him with it, then i'd take back all of my money
>>518404997Can you get the subscription on klarna?
>>518404965I've got a boker edc. Was disappointed to learn it's made in china
>>518405048stabbing wogs
>>518404997BMW did it first. Its why pube drives older models. >BMW introduces new heated seat subscription in UKhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-62142208
>>518404554>words you don't normally useahahahahathats the best you've got?I bet you any money right now that any word you give me that you claim I don't usually use, I can show you pre-chatGPT examples of me using that word in similar contexts, when discussing philosophy or esoteric stuffbet you don'tcos you're a fannyyyyyyyyyy
>>518404629Some of these might be illegal to carry.https://ok-knives.net/
Lost me lighterWhere is it glowies?
>>518405136Fuck off raoul moat you filthy nigger
>>518405168then yeah spyderco
>>518405048It's a slip joint so it could close on your hand and chop a finger or two off.But the joint is rigid.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0t7I3YQ18w8
>>518405229reported to greater manchester police
>>518405229Good lad he was.
>>518402839josh is gonna have to flog his pans to pay the rent lmfao
>>518405161>Was disappointed to learn it's made in chinaThey can make some good knives.
>>518405232thanks lad checking now>>518405205basicall i go jogging late at night, and there have been dindunuffin problems. but being white im likely to get checked for knoives and id rather it be a legal one even if they can claim i was carrying it for defence. id rather not be dead
>>518405136https://www.raymears.com/Bushcraft_Product/1383-Woodlore-Knife-Pro/not 800 smackers but close
>>518405191His understanding of containerisation doesn't extend to metaphysical concepts.
>>518405308Yeah don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful knife, was just expecting it to be made in Germany, not in chinkland. Oh well.
Another mush mouth malpa midnight melty?
>>518405327Just get a chunk of metal and put an edge on it for fucks sake.
>>518405327they sell knives in tesco for £6
>>518405327I'm calling Idris Elba
>>518405441Seems like
>>518405351he's just bad faithI outperformed his expections and ruined his plan to puff himself up as the intellectual superior itt so he's in damage control, trying to get me to either1 - doubt myself2 - feel as though I was denied a winbut there is no scenario in this exchange where I lose
Someone remote view where my fucking lighter isI wouldnt normally ask but Ive been looking 10mins
>>518404522>whats a good EDC knoife lads?Recon 1 or American Lawman They both rape Spyderco for half the price
>>518404763Yeah it's cringe. How can someone be a full-time set piece coach anyway? Footballers train for what 3, 4 hours a day? So these highly-paid coaches work with players for maybe 30 minutes a day or 10 hours a month?Screencap this though: within the next 1-2 years it will be 100% normal for free kicks in the opposition half to involve one player flicking it up to the player next to him and that player smashing it vertically into the air and the rest of his team players running forward to stand where it falls down hoping to get a flick on or penalty. At the moment they're only doing it from kick off, which is a complete waste of time imo.
>>518405527search on ebay for lighteryou'll get 20,000 matches
Polonium sex arse
>>518399357>black British people>people
>>518405321OK Knives used to do a knockoff of a UK compliant Spyderco knife, but it's disappeared from his website.This one (but less than £20):https://heinnie.com/spyderco-ukpk-frn-leaf-flat-grind
>>518405528thanksgot a few to research now
>>518405527It's in the last place you'll look for it.
>>518405327Jedus christ ray, fair enough its a full blade tang, but it doesnt even look good. How will my ops fear me when it looks like an unserrated steak knife from jamie olivers place
Opinel do some pretty good knives.
>>518405571That would be such an anti-football horror show. I like it
>>518405602they should give them 18 trillion for a laughand a ticket back to where they were kidnapped from
>>518405444Actually quite easy to make your own knives with a few basic tools and an old circular saw blade/chainsaw bar/leaf spring.
I had a GP checkup today and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbatingI asked him why“So I can examine you”
>he ducked outI win again
>>518405652getting done in by a designer knife, you're mogging them thoroughly
>>518405507Hence my simplistic answer. Twas all it deserved. >>518405689Exceedingly easy. I make all my own kitchen knives, cause I'm not paying £300 for something I can make in half an hour, half a day if I forge from scratch.
Another mush mouth goblin midnight melty?
>>518405736>him
found a karambit on amazon thought those were illegal
>>518405820not if you're a sikh
>>518405815Seems like it
>>518405871bud bud dung dung sar !
>>518405807ohhh you were onto itI didn't clock on until a few of his replieshim trying to "correct" anonsthen I was like ohhh so thats why he askedthought he was being cleverhe wants clever?I'll show him clever>reee its chatgptkek
Lord Heseltine calling a spade a spade.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJPHBIGBc-I
>Mushmouth malpa seething so hard he forgot to change ID when samefagginglmao
>>518405736
>>518405925Alternatively realise that hrs paid by replies and now focusing on another ID.
Another new tactic I've seen (South Korea under 20s): players kneeling in front of free kick taker of their team to stop the goalkeeper seeing the ball. I don't think it'll catch on massively, it's a bit like in rugby when a defending players puts his hand up to block the throw-in taker from seeing his team maters tell him what routine they're using.Some more things you'll be seeing imo:1. Defending Corners: teams will use fewer players to defend corners and instead push smaller, faster players to stand up at halfway or thereabouts with an eye to a counter-attack.2. Angle Ball: a player will lie down between the wall and the nearest defending player with his back to the free kick taker, and his body angled such that the free kick taker might smash the ball into his back to angle it into the opposite corner (behind the wall)
>>518405820I think because that's a folding knife it's not a "proper" karambit
>>518406041He is*
>>518405136As if you'd win.
>>518406076there's too many rules on what you can and can't have. found one earlier, just a regular camping / EDC knife. comments "it's not UK legal". didn't see why, blade was below the maximum, didn't lock. ? fuck sake. that spyderco one on amazon is far too expensive though and its the only one like it at least that i can find
>Has someone pointed out you are not very clever?>Did you feel sad and angry when another person was proved to understand something more than you?>Have you been told your fart huffing psychobabble nonsense is word salad?>Call Narcissistic Injury Lawyers 4 U today
>>518405820good luck explaining to these two why you're carrying that
Thoughts?
>>518406041>>518406086he stopped posting? unless you've spotted him on another ID?I'm not reading the thread ngl
>>518405815>>518405874You yoyally fucked that one up malpa. Better luck next time.
>>518406296>yoyallyESL moment.Royally fucked that one up goblin. Better luck next time.
>>518406197Won't be long till sharp pencils in a pencilcase are illegal to carry. >>518406273Read the thread, and you'll spot him ;)
>>518406149i've got a btec in martial arts
Whilst the eternal battle between good and evil rages on brit/pol, anon just wants to find his lighter.
>>518405327>Features:>self-cleaning>fully automatic>WiFi connectivity >solar-powered, rechargeable battery
My Nan has been doing the competitions in take a break/ok magazine for 20+ years and never won a thingYou can enter by post, phone or online. Obviously because she’s a stupid fucking boomer she enters by postI’ve tried to explain to her that she will never win by post because logistically for the business they can automate picking the winner from the online/text entries pretty easily but would have to employ half a dozen staff in an office to fanny about opening all the post etc and picking a winner. They literally won’t bother. I tried explaining to her that there will be a warehouse somewhere full of unopened post. They literally won’t bother opening it and will just pick a winner from the online entries (if they’re legit at all) She literally couldn’t get the concept into her head. Stupid fucking boomer cunt. Lives in a 4 bed they bought for about 35 quid fifty years ago ofc
>>518406197Camping / Fishing knives fall under the "good reason" element of UK knife law.You can carry them but you will have to provide a legit reason for having it out in the street.
I'm just heading out for a bit, don't touch my equaliser settings
>>518406349Done the mush mouth kek
Why does he just copy what you type and spit it back at you?Is he mentally handicapped?
>>518406374Try your pockets.
What did he mean by yoyally? Is he mentally handicapped?
>>518406386>no 5G GPSWhat's the point?
why does the british government protect lgbt as a protected minority. ur literally fucking someones toxic sewer pipe until they shit on your cock and apparently you can change gender and give birth to femboy orc babies through your ass
>>518405327I refuse to believe that knife is any better than something like a Buck.>t.Buck haver
If you want a self defence tool temu do a "telescopic walking pole" that's not long enough for walking with but just about the right size and weight to fend off a dangerous d(w)og.
He can't help himself. Malpa see. Malpa do.
>>518406197Basically, it doesn't matter. The legality of it depends entirely on the copper. If he says it's illegal, it's illegal.
Creasing at yoyally ngl #MushmouthLife
>>518406430this is himhttps://odysee.com/@nattskift3t:0/argentinaanon:ethe mongmouthed spacker calling everyone indians and niggers
>>518406430if you've heard his voice you'd definitely know the answer to that, there's a reason why he's called mushmouth malpa:https://odysee.com/@nattskift3t:0/argentinaanon:e
>>518406727Nah it can't befrfrfr?
>>518406727>>518406760(Y)ollayed fucked that up mushmouth goblin
>>518406727At least make a trip ffs
>(Y)ollayedKekFits his mush mouth lmao
>>518406411She might be right, imagine the scandal if This Morning were found to be scamming OAPs in competitions by not bothering with the postal entries. I presume that they're legally obliged to do a postal entry option.
>>518406699yeah this is what i figure, even if i've got a legal penknife on me some twat cop would say im carrying it to stab wogs with
>>518406830what why?
Beginning to think argie is becoming the new thread goblin.
>>518406901>new
>35pbtid
£20 titanium pan for yoyalty
Time for bed. Malpas midnight melty menagerie must make mongdans mother mirthful.
>>518406527>you had better have a bloody good explanationWhat do they usually say to "self-defence"?After all, it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
>>518407001kek night lad
>>518407001>>518407032>seething so hard he forgot to change idLMFAO
>>518406861No officer , I started carrying it after I saw a thrush tangled up in fishing line.Broke my heart seeing that poor fella.
>>518407006Reasonable force is the usual goto.>>518406943Inconsistencies.
>>518407077Lmao I got 77 ID as well
>>518405639Found it.You were right. Thank you
>>518406857>legally obligedThey have to make special consideration for the poor elderly who haven't figured out how to text or use a phone yet.As if any such people should even exist anymore.
>>518407006self defence is "you're nicked laddie"You have taken a weapon out with the idea that you will use it against another person.
povvo pans for yoyalty
>>518407172>>518407172>>518407172New
povvo pans for yoyal mush mouths
Alri la
>>518407077class>>518407124believe it or not he's been doing this since before I was a namefaghe was just more subtle about it until he turned to alcoholism after losing his job
>>518407256>believe it or notdefo not you mush mouthed mongoloid LMAO
>>518407255KEK>palarva
>>518403247He's lurking
