The perfect living pod doesn't exi-
>>518647130That'll be 300k
>>518647130>no storage at all>no room for any hobbies at all>no room for even a television or a computer>no minimum floor space for having a companion animal>no room for cooking i'd rather be homeless.
>>518647130Horribly utilized space the bedroom should take a corner
>>518647130Imagine spraying shit particles all over your kitchen daily
>>518647130how do you get from toilet to shower?
>>518647288>I need moreThis is your mind on boomers. >Wtf is a climate controlled storage unit to set up your mini autism labIf this was 50k I see nothing wrong. 300k is jewish
how much?
>>518647459>no you're a boomer>literally wants people to live in podsahem"okay boomer"
>>518647593>companion animalgayest shit ive ever read
>>518647265>300kLol, try $1.5m
>>518647130The only interior wall you need is to separate the bathroom from the rest of the unit. Otherwise make the bedroom walls open shelves for storage and that would be a comfy bachelor pad.>The loft area can be used for storage if a set of retractable stairs is installed. And laundry can go under the sink.
>>518647288We cannot let you cook goy, the insurance would kvetch us to death.
>>518647288>>518647459>no storage at allyou will own nothing and be happy>no room for any hobbies at allhobbies do not produce revenue>no room for even a television or a computerrest pods are for preparing for the next work day>no minimum floor space for having a companion animalanimals are non productive>no room for cookingworkers will get their assigned rations on a daily basis
>>518647690>mexicans don't understand having dogsdogs are not for eating el jeeto
I'm no a Sims.I will not live in the pod.I will not live in the glorified container.
>>518647767especially since there's no place to cook food, interior walls are there to prevent vaporized grease from contaminating cloth in furniture or bedrooms, but if worker units consume their daily meals in a cafeteria then you can safely remove the interior walls.
>>518647130>shitter beside kitchendid a fucking brownoid design this?
>>518647946lolwut
>>518647288theres a living room right up front for hobbies/ telesivion/fucking your dogyou don't need a room for cooking, a hallway is enough>>518647334wash your hands, ackshit>>518647369its enough room to pass thru, its hidden behind a wall
>>518647130Maybe for a European.
>>518647130Where's the exit
>>518647130Unironically more space than “vanlifers” or “Tiny housers” have. Millennials are bugbrained already and will replace the boomers within the next 10 years
Under 1950's Communism -You will sleep 6 hours -You will work 14 hours-You will live in a cramped apartment>OMG SO OPRESSIVE AND BACKWARD!!!Life in Japan today-You will sleep 4 hours -You will work 17 hours-You will live in a cramped apartment>OMG SO MODERN AND COZY JAPAN IS LIVEING IN 2050!!!!
>>518648107i dont know google it and dont come back
>>518647130Classic monk cell. But it won't be in the countryside and your neighbors won't be your brothers.
>>518647130I've stayed in worse. That pic is *just* enough for one person, imo.
>>518648125>you don't need a room for cooking, a hallway is enoughyou never cooked anythingin fact you didnt even make a simple sandwichyou couldnt even make cereal at OPs pic, unless you love to eat from the floor, which you probably do jeet
>>518647130how many square meters is that?
>>518648240it's really better to not have one anymore
>>518647130>no kitchen corner>no decent desk>random ass, useless tiny sofa>absolutely no storage at allFuck me I lived in a shitty shipping container for a few years while working construction. You can make it work, but not like this.
>>518647130there's no door.
>>518648125>wash your hands is picking up all shitparticles that will be and always are in bathroom but in this cubicle they must circulate over kitchen countergo live there nigger, go live there
>>518647265That's the rent.
>>518647130My pets live better than that
>>518648669>no storageonly women need to store so much shit, primarily clothespost tits or gtfo
>>518648093I lived in a similar space for a few years. Its entirely doable. I used a gun locker as a wall and bathroom door. The table and chairs need to be foldable and then hang off of the wall. Have the couch be a fold out bed, use a hot plate, minifridge, and always cook food covered. Anything greasy I did on the bbq. It only works if there is some outdoor space for larger storage, a bbq, a loft for dry storage, and ideally a crawlspace for seasonal gear in bins. These floor plans are a nice idea but they don't show the rest of the available space and anyone who has ever lived in a pod knows you need to customize everything to fit into the smallest space possible. A toilet in the shower allows you a fullsize shower which is way better than a stall.>The one plus side is that you won't be tempted to fuck fat chicks. When you see them trying to squeeze through the kitchen you will lose all interest instantly.
>>518647130Itd be bretty neat if this layout was $200 a month instead of $3000. Smh i hate women so much.
>>518647288You can get storage space instead of the lamp and plants (there is no window, they would wither anyway). Get PC instead of the sofa, you are right, there is no TV, so why have such large sofa? Get robotic companion instead of animal, hide it in charging dock under bed (shared space with roomba vaccuum). No room for cooking? Perfect, no need for such large kitchen table, suddenly you have space for hobbies, workdesk or bench for lifting.
Why wont white people allow us to have this bros
>>518647288You better get used to pod living because this is the future for non-multimillionaires. And by multimillionaire, I mean at least $100 mil due to extreme inflation.
>>518647288I consider it justice that faggots like yourself will never own property
>>518647130Staying at home all the time is sad no matter what.
>>518648504do you really need to bake pirogi there, jakub?maybe go work in the fucking bakery then and don't torture yourself
>>518647130We all started there with The Sims. Unless you rosebud or pulled tricks to rich families with a pool.
>>518647130if you can't lie down completely on your couch, there's no point in having a couch. i used to have a bed but threw it out. now i sleep on my flat couch. 10x better. bedfags wouldn't understand
>>518647130where do i put my clotheswhere do i put my grocerieswhere do i put my books and booze and my cleaning stuff and my battle station and my tv and why does this piece of shit flat not have windows?
>>518647130Decent dorm room but after 4 years I'd be more than ready to move out.
>>518649030These concepts would be a lot more popular if they came with a second equivalent space which acted as a garage/workshop/home gym whatever. The strangest thing about these technocrat minimalist fantasies is that they usually get the first half right (mcmansion consumerism is retarded) and then shit the bed on the second half - seacan bachelor pads are doable but they need to be a 2 for 1 deal so people aren't crammed inside of them trying to do woodworking on top of their mattress.
>>518649410Welcome to your new home.
>>518649478I think it'd be fun if you shared the building with your bros and you all had a big shop that you shared. Not only would you have more than enough space, you could share tools and work on things together.
>>518647130Get rid of one of the nightstands, push the bed into the corner, and shove storage behind the bed.
Where do I put my top of the line gaming PC and full size sex doll?
>>518647130where is the space for kids to play? that is a double bed right?
>>518647130where the fuck is the entrance
>>518647288You fire up the grill when you want to cook faggot what are you a woman.
>>518647288>no funko pop cabinet? No tv? No playstation???Read a book.
>>518649552>Just remove structural supports from the corner of your building and then reinstall them using custom ironworking that relies on welding load bearing girders using your laptop battery.
>>518649659in here>>518649600
>>518649600>/pol/>interior decoration
Loft the bed, under the desk becomes home office with some extra store space.
>>518647288>no storage at all>no room for any hobbies at allYou can always make one. As a hobby.>no room for even a television or a computerThere's plenty of walls for both and them some.>no minimum floor space for having a companion animalUse AI vacuum cleaner as substitute - both useful and easy to take care.>no room for cooking There's microwave oven, and you can buy induction panel if that's not enough.
>>518649766Okay, keep the original dimensions.
I need to wear diapers to bed, where would I put them in this pod?
>>518647288throw the retarded table and 4 chairs and now you have space for your 'puterfixed
>>518649575It is. Its a lot of fun. You develop a good sense of community and hang out drinking by the bbq pit. But each person really needs a double wide's amount of square footage, with parking, and utility considerations. By the time its all done, you have everything on hinges and wheels, and your ceiling is basically just grid pattern of hooks for hanging stuff up. It would be more cost effective to just manufacture more mobile homes and use them on little 50'*30' plots of land around a central cul de sac. By the time people build decks and garages, you have a nice little community. And you don't have to listen to some drunken whore wailing after a night at the bar.
>>518649760>no place to put books>>518649712>no place to put grill>>518649941>no place to put tools to build storage>>518649160>no place to put the saars and needfulsshills getting paid overtime today.notice the nonwhites are okay with living in the pod.
>>518649701this is for a single adult male. i'd change it up a little. opening to the bedroom should be on the topleft corner, and there shouldn't be a gap to see the bed from the door. hang tv above dining table. door on entrance to bathroom. stove added to the left of the sink. move bed down to the wall and remove both nightstands. also make the bed 2/3 the size. might need one nightstand next to bed actually for guns. and that's about it. also some nice art on the walls
>>518647130Where's the computer and router anon. WHERE'S THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND ROUTER?
>>518649971>spacious one square meter room for $500,000Solitary confinement is more comfortable than that. If someone tries to imprison you in something like that, just accept that its over and choose the prison cell.
>>518650025Also no floorlamps, all lighting can be ceiling or wall mounted. Push the table into the corner, or get a table that also seconds as a work desk. TV goes on that wall, or mount a projector. With lofting the bed and using it as more storage space, the bedroom gains a lot of extra function. In the bathroom, you could install a lot of racks and cabinets for toiletry storage.It can work, but only for one person, no animals.
>>518650172it's called a laptop.
>>518647459>noo you can't have actual livable space, you have to live in ze pod happily and socialize on your work time forever ok schlomo
>>518647130>only microwaved foodlol
>>518649478Repurposed shopping malls and strip malls should be refitted to provide lower middle class starter options or apartments. Same with old hotels that have shared common areas and basic cooking amenities. We have a lot of infrastructure we are not using that can be fixed up or repurposed pretty easily.
>>518647130>sitting area this is luxurious.
>>518648885...do you throw your clothes on the floor retard?
>>518647329You must be a woman because spacial recognition is not a card in your deck obviously.Which corner is the bed supposed to go in anon, do tell us?
>>518647130With a good PC setup that place could be cash
>>518650118>no place to put tools to build storageAre you retarded? You don't need 100500 tools and woodworking lathe to make anything.
>>518650318They mean the bedroom should be in the back corner of the plot, onsuite with the bathroom. I'd just have the kitchen and living area be open.
>>518647130Fine if you're living out of a suitcase and getting your food prepared at restaurants, i.e. on vacation. That's not a liveable space otherwise.
why even have bedroom walls then? just get a murphy bed or something, they make motorized ones now. coziest would be a bed on stilts with a computer desk underneath but then again i am 36 and now that i type that out that sounds like some dorm level shit.captia total kike dead, nigger death lol
>>518647130> 2025> silent transportation strong as 500 horses> invisible minds living in boxes> your body can be told to dissolve cancer> you can talk to the other side of the planet> but man struggles for simple shelterwtf
>kitchen has no oven or range, only microwaveOnly thing I really object to, really, provided it has a fiber internet hookup and I'm not cucked on wifi or something. I wouldn't need a sofa (who would I invite over to sit on it? ) so that corner would be for my computer desk and perhaps a TV on the wall shared with the bedroom. Dining table could be half that size with only one chair. Maybe I will keep a folding chair tucked away in case somebody visits. No reason to waste space on entertaining fantasies like having FOUR people sharing a meal with me.With the leftover space in that corner I could probably fit a lamp and a comfy chair with a small table, a perfect reading setup. Since there's no windows I'd cover as much of the remaining wall space with bookshelves as I can. I prefer reading print books, and I wouldn't want to sell my existing collection. I'd keep them in banker boxers piled up around the place until I got the shelving figured out. I don't have extravagant needs for space. This place would be easy to take care of. The only real problem is that limited kitchen. I save a lot of money by being able to prepare large batches of simple meals using a range and oven. That counterspace is so small it'd probably feel cramped even preparing so much as a sandwich on it. Very much a kitchen for somebody that lives out of their freezer or eats out all the time.
>>518650349>oy vey goyim you're not allowed to own tools to do your job you have to rent them out from us at interestthis is who is shilling for you living in a pod everyone.the amount of tools I own to do my job everyday, basically takes up the entire living room of OPs picture.that is organized, contained box tools.I hate the anti-christ, I deny Israel, and fuck all Jeet supporters.
>>518650285I absolutely agree. Malls are perfect for starting out because of their overall design. The main reason people hate the pod designs is because they are all specifically built on a footprint which is punitively petite. In the future some sort of minimum square footage per occupant legislation will be necessary. I imagine it will be in the 500sqft range.
>>518650460in 2050, this will be a luxury estate
>no window
>>518650268You actually can cook with them, and it even can take less time than normal. Actually it's even more healthy that way.
I also assume, hopefully, this apartment/condo complex would have a separate (resident access only) area for residents to do long term storage of items. My grandparents condo and my aunt's condo have that.
>>518647130why is the bed a double lol?any bitch that sees your shoebox will do a 360 and walk right out
>>518650585>bathroom vents are connected to your neighbor Ashmir Rashad's bathroom>where he shits in the shower and leaves itNo wonder the russians and canadians love this so much.
>>518647459Well OP is a Jew hence the jewish "logic".Probably a boomer as well.
>>518650382Nope. That's where all the plumbing has to come in if you are going to build these cheap and effective. The main line has to be hidden for all the units on the back wall. Now you could have the main entrance closer to one side of the room and that might work but thats still shit as I don't want to wake up to a nigger busting through the door right next to me.
>>518650668Robot sex wife needs a place to charge obviously
>>518650632>You actually can cook with themonly boil no frying, no baking>Actually it's even more healthy that waydebatable
>>518647130Um sweaty there's no storage and how am I supposed to watch talmud vision with no space for a TV in front of the couch
>>518647288This isn't a house you fucking idiot
Look at the plant on the wall at the bottom and the microwave inside the wall. You freaks are arguing over AI slop.
>>518650632>SAAR DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE OF NEEDING THE CURRY WITH THE MICROWAVE SAAR?>NO SAAR YOU DO NOT NEED BASIC COOKING UTILITIES>HAVE SOME COW DUNG YUM YUM
>>518650751so what is it?a hotel room?
>>518647130Also no fucking oven? Gay bullshit apartmentslop
>>518650535Repurposed shopping malls run the high risk of becoming very high end apartments with outrageous rent, especially with the college age kiddies riding it out on daddy's dime. They're really cool when they're done right (interior walking areas are basically indoor parks for the residents) but repurposing hotels with small kitchenettes in each unit would be good for lower class people. The units would be 1-1 1/2 rooms with a single bathroom and a small kitchen area and then you'd have the common areas. I'd imagine as the economy and housing crisis inevitably get worse and worse a lot of hotels will probably shut down as well given people will be traveling less and have less money. We may indeed see a bunch of these pop up in the next 10 or so odd years. Same with camper communes, a bunch of people just parking their campers they live in in places like KOAs, or groups buying the lots out to make them permanent residences akin to trailer parks.
>>518650318Any of them, but since you seem to struggle with the written word, here's a picture.Cut the shitty sofa, add a wardrobe and voila, something you can actually live in.
>>518650753Thats missing the forest for the treesIt's a very good minimalist design for studio or a tiny home
>>518650751what do you think >live in the podmeans newfag?Lurk moar before posting.
>>518650678If you have ever lived in barracks or garrison you would know that central plumbing stacks always have hvac set ups to deal with the gallons of shit produced daily. This floor plan clearly implies shared utilities for hot water etc. In real life these cans are always stacked facing outwards in a circle so you can have a great view and lots of fresh air if you want.
>>518647130no washing machine >go to laundromat>get stabbed by crazy nigger >die your pod life has ended
This is fine in a homogenous low degeneracy society with plenty of communal outdoor space
>>518650474>This place would be easy to take care of.Only if you threw away/sold all of your belongings first. Otherwise, lack of storage space makes it a rat's nest and it takes 8x the amount of time it should take to clean. Also, hardly any space above or around the kitchen sink means washing any dishes makes a constant mess you are constantly having to clean off of everything. There's a certain point where lack of space makes the chores more difficult. The difference between vacuuming 400 sqft and 1000 sqft is fucking nothing. When you have to rearrange all your shit 10x to get the cleaning done, you now have 8x'ed the amount of time spent doing basic upkeep.
>>518650815No place is adequate for long term residency without at least some sort of kitchenette area for meal prep. Otherwise everyone will be plugging in countless cooking stoves and tops and griddles and ranges and you will have all sorts of power issues. You're better off designing a place or redesigning an existing space to have installed 220V cooking appliances.
>>518650521>you're not allowed to own toolsLiteral retard who need to buy a million of specific tools for every little thing, and then using them only once in lifetime. There's also plenty of space for storage, and in the end you can always buy another pod to store all your shit.
>>518650632>You actually can cook with themPerhaps, but you have no counter space to do any elaborate food prep. You have just enough space that you could maybe prepare one ingredient at a time, assuming you had space in your fridge to store prepared ingredients. Even then this method would severely limit what you could prepare using just one microwave oven and barely any counterspace.
>>518650737Hot plate, toaster oven, toaster, kettle, microwave, air fryer, bbq, and rice cooker all work with that kitchen set up. For a single guy that is everything you will need. And a crock pot can go on the table if you want something larger.
>>518647130>The perfect living podAny good one, just as long as the woman with her mood swings isn't there.
>>518650118>Someone called me a faggot>They must have been brownI've seen better reasoning from drunken chugs
>>518647130Bathroom/kitchen sink and toilet are redundant, shit/piss/bathe/do dishes in shower opens 15% or so of that space for alternatives
>>518650923That too, you better be damn comfortable and at ease spending time in outdoor public places, otherwise you're either cooped up in that little shitbox or in fight or flight 100% of the time. We just hardly notice because we're always staring into a screen. It's like a form of torment though.
>>518647130Where is the door?
>>518650560Better get rich while it's still possible or your descendants will curse your name
>>518650737There's microwaves for all that and then some. You just need to know how to use all that, and there's plenty of videos that explain the process.
>>518650810I agree. Mass production of modular homes should have been started yesterday. Or just give blackrock a call and use all of their empty inventory. And then when the board of directors complains, take turns throwing them off of buildings until they remember what their social duty is.>First guy gets a 6 foot drop. Second guy a 10 foot drop. Third guy a 14 foot drop. Eventually their attitudes will improve.
>>518647459>50k for a shed that’s $7k at Home DepotDon’t forget the monthly $2k to rent your urban cuckplot
>>518651092It's better than some barracks rooms I've had, but military bases have amenities that even at their worst provide more than these like caves. Community cooking areas, dining facilities, plenty of open space where you're not going to get stabbed, outdoor grills, high trust societies.
>>518650985>HOW DARE YOU GOYIM QUESTION ME>YOU DONT NEED TO OWN TOOLS>YOU WILL HAVE THE SPACE I TELL YOUjesus christ kidalso>buy another pod at 300k dollars to store your toolsNo, that's the whole point you fucking retard.I can own a house for 300k dollars.I own a house at 100k dollars, now currently.I have a place to put tools, because I don't live in a country that believes that we should all live like we are poor.and I made money to own a house, by having those tools. It's not an option.>>518650863logical fallacy, i lived in a barracks (2009) and people regularly got roundworm, fungal infections, and various other problems because the blacks, mexicans, and jeets didn't understand cleanliness and the systems were always failing because the military is communistic in its nature.post brown hands.
>>518651065>saar SAAR you cannot call me the brown>I am pure brahamaiansiasn saar
>>518647130>shower right next to the bedroom>microwaveables your whole life>have to go around and through the kitchen to get to the bathroomngmiclearly a no-house haver designed this
>>518651248I love the idea of a KoA permanent residence honestly, it sounds gay and eat ze bugs mentality but a bunch of like-minded people living in a shared community is appealing. So long as shared bathing and common areas are kept rigorously clean a lot of people would downsize to live cheaper.
>>518650535>>518650810The problem with that is you're building housing for poors, who don't have any money, are always having problems paying you, wreck your units and are often brown. This is why everybody builds luxury housing, luxury housing only goes to people with money who pay on time and keep the place clean. >But anon, everyone needs housing!Sure, but that doesn't mean they have to provide it.I would not count on the private market fixing it if they haven't so far.
>>518651244explain how you can fry or bake in a fucking microwave
>>518647130not a pod >no windows in the bathroom>no windows in the bedroom>no windows in the kitchen >bathroom connected to the kitchen>kitchen too narrow >path to shower too narrow>no room for laundry bad even for tokyo or nyc/10
>>518647130Where's the oven?
>>518647130>nothing to cookHere we started revolution for lesser offenses to cuisine.
>>518651456There doesn't appear to be any range hood or installed ventilation either so all the countless plug in cooking products that would melt the building wiring insulation or cause massive spikes in current draw and blowing every circuit breaker at dinner time would also gas the entire building out. People who have never lived in a home lacking these basic fundamentals don't understand what happens when these installed systems aren't there. This is why so many older condos have a smell to them.
>>518651134you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
>>518647130Nothing to cook with, no washing your clothes, no closet for clothes, no heating or cooling, no entertainment....Pretty comfy slave shack. I'll give you that.
>>518647130Vertical plants?!
>>518651368Wear flip flipsPiss on your feetClean the toilet before and afterWash your handsKeep everything you own cleanPoison the shitpumps with spoiled booze so they leave your life>Its all about cleanliness. Fuck one woman, keep everything clean, and don't share anything skin to skin. You can even do laundry in your sink and hang it to dry if necessary.
>>518647130get in the FUCKING POD you disgusting goy!!!>no bidet, you keep the shit in your ass>no garden because we HATE YOU>no cooking, you eat the slop at your job>no garage, you don't need a car>no windows, you don't deserve sunlight>and you'll be FUCKING HAPPY
>>518651476They have already repurposed some extended stays for low income housing. I doubt it's nice in there, but the flip side is it may alleviate some pressure on traditional low income housing and section 8. Hell, you could build a bunch of cabins and give them shared common areas and people of all colors would consider them. If they get filled up that's people not looking for other options. Especially if it gives them some kind of ownership stake. An asset the smarter ones can move on from and build some wealth with by reselling.
>>518651699Probably a shared kitchen and bathroom. Someone rightly pointed out it's ai but its also not a terrible design for minimalist living..Just have to add a human touch to the design
>>518647130Soundproofing: NoneStack a bunch of these together and you have 24/7 ear-rape.
>>518651806kek ayo this niggers first thought is to wear flip flops and piss on his feat instead of just not importing jeets.
>>518651368Take your meds coomzumer faggot. You can do 70% of things you ever need with 5-7 easy to store instruments in one single small drawer. And if you want to do work every day that require plenty of specific tools, then why the fuck you'd buy that pod in the middle of the city?
>>518647130Do I enter through the window?
>>518647130> No goyfood dispenser.It’s shit ...
>>518651459>shared bathing and common areas are kept rigorously cleanLong term you need your own space to remain sane, and the cleaning is best done by a female who you get to fuck in the areas she just cleaned. That way if the floor is dirty, she can inspect it from several inches away while you enjoy watching something on tv.
>>518651537>You can "fry" in a microwave with a Grill Fry or Air Fry mode using a special crisping plate or basket, or perform an oil-based frying using a microwave-transmitting container. Some modern microwaves offer "Grill Fry" or "Air Fry" functions that use a combination of microwave energy, grilling elements, and a special accessory to make food crispy without deep-frying. >For traditional baked goods, a convection microwave is necessary to achieve oven-like results by circulating hot air. To bake in any microwave, use microwave-safe containers, bake in small batches, and adjust time as needed.
>>518647130this would make a nice shelter at my apiary,rest and office space one step from the hives.I'd buy for....5k-7k
>>518650923>communalI hate people.
>>518651476The free market solution is prison. And it works great. Making sure there is a reasonable entry point in the market is different than giving shit away for free.
>>518651923>goyim since you don't want to live in the pod>we need you to take your SSRIspretty funny not going to lie how easily you stick to the usual scripts jew lover.
>>518651306Yeah, more than fine for barracks/campus living because they have dining halls, gym and laundry that isn't a 20 minute drive away, and all of your guns, books, sports gear, tools, etc is probably in your bedroom at Mom's house. When you're on your own in a place that doesn't provide all that, living in a shitty space like that will necessitate becoming a bugman to avoid life-altering levels of stress and wasted time. Shedding useful and valuable possessions that are increasingly expensive to replace, and at lower quality. Part of the "you will own nothing" agenda, no doubt. I firmly believe they are trying to maneuver a way to get people to throw out old tools, gear, and appliances that will work forever due to lack of space right now, just to make people more dependent on the system of goods built to break and subpar services performed by jeets and indios that will be underpinned by a CBDC.
>>518652178>[schizo screeching intensifies]
>>518651898It sounds like you were in a bad unit anon.
>>518648111
>>518647130I will not live in a pod,I will not eat the bug,I will not fuck the bag,I own what's mine, and you don't. And I am happy.
>>518647130Why the fuck would you put a wall and a double bed? Remove that shit and it can work as a comfy neet cave
>>518648111Who is this?
>>518647130>bathroom right next to kitchenah, wonderful design. that way the fragrant scent of your own shit fumes can mix with the food you're trying to cook.
>>518652494Speaking from personal experience, everything I had I used as adjustable walls by putting them on wheels and then moving them around as necessary when I needed space. That way your belongings just become part of your structure and you don't feel so claustrophobic.
>>518648125>theres a living room right up front for hobbiesMy hobbies are hiking 16 minutes away from my house, not watching the Programs (tm) and walking my dog. Can't do that in a token pod-corner you call a "room". Opinion discarded as "Lame and Gay"And fuck that little fart-corner you call a bathroom, you shameful invertebrate.
>>518652703Close the door and turn on a fan. Alternatively, improve your diet and gut health so your bowel movements aren't toxic sludge. Eat some yogurt or something. And spray your toilet down afterwards for bacteria control.
>>518647130How are you supposed to cook?
>>518652703There is nowhere to cook. There is a sink, a fridge and a cupboard. I guess you just get food delivered to you.
>>518652928>Dark humor is like food...
>>518652494Fixed
>>518650815>minimalist>sofa and "dinner table">no wardrobe>no cooking cornerYou're confusing hipster with minimalist.
>>518652815You just need the right pod in the right place breh
>>518647130You can remove the living room and move the south wall up to the bedroom. Turn the kitchen countertops to bartop counters with stools to sit on for dining. Remove full size bed with high end recliner for lounging/sleeping to allow space for closet/dress/desk/entertainment nook>inb4 how am I going to fuck my date?1: no you’re not2: fuck her in a cheap hotel; it’s all she’s worth anyway.>inb4 that’s too smallBe glad I’m still keeping the toilet and shower separate
>>518647130put a door on the right with a hallway seperating the two units and you would have something workable
>>518647130This is terrible, but nothing a bit of galvanized steel can't fix
>>518653005I’d forgotten that one. Thank you for reminding me
>>518652859>fan burns out from constantly running >only way to combat ass-gas>it'd be a war crime if it weren't (You) making the toxins>poo-fume leaking out from under door, glowing blue with cherenkov radiation >turns on single-pot hotplate "stove" >devices wires were soldered by sad Asians>sparks ignite fumes>gas explosion creates an atomic cloud of rectal-radiation so big, nearby nuclear power plants start scrambling to the phones>at least I ate the bugs> all worth it in the end, comrade
>>518647130That would make a nice cupboard for my tools
>>518647288It's crazy that there are people disagreeing with you. Half of /pol/ really is WEF slave faggots that are perfectly content with living in a shoebox, eating ubereats slop, never owning anything and never amounting to anything. It's sad. People's standards for what life should be is below floor level.
>>518653238Honestly all of these problems are solved by using the services of a female.>She cooks, cleans, fucks, and leaves. Problem solved.
>>518647130If I own it, this is an enormous upgrade.
There are people on pol who live in houses less than 5000 square feet? Wow, you guys really are beyond broke
>>518652551twalmbout Abbo the stabbo?
>>518647130>Two sinks Very decadent
>>518652109Are you retarded? Communal green space is massively important to building community.
>>518653613>She cooksI don't want Kim Doordashian clogging up my trashcan and arteries with McShit.>cleansWOMEN. DONT. FUCKING. CLEAN. EVER.>fucksUntil she gets too comfy and stops.>and leavesFind me one that does at least 2 of the aforementioned comments, consistently and without DoD levels of Psy-Opping, and I'll settle.
>>518650318You look really dumb.
>>518653916Communal space only works in an established community, otherwise a single group claim it as their own and then act like everyone else is invading when they try to use it.
>>518650025this, having a dedicated dining area in a place like that is delusional, you aren't hosting shit in that lil pod just eat at your desk or in front of the TV
>>518647130At least it has indoor plumbing.
>>518653916nobody needs or wants to "build community" with people like you, who just want to leech off them montetarily and emotionallyget bented faggtron
what kind of retard puts the kitchen next to the bathroom?
>>518654394a genius, you need the bathroom exhaust fan to keep you from gassing yourself in your sleep
>>518652859>Close the door and turn on a fan.with the kitchen that close to the bathroom--and especially with the toilet *right* there--you're going to get some smell wafting out. not to mention, you shouldn't even really have to do those things in the first place if you lived in a house that wasn't designed by a retard. i have lived in plenty of small apartments in my life, and not a single one of them was retarded enough to put the toilet right next to the kitchen.>Alternatively, improve your diet and gut health so your bowel movements aren't toxic sludge. Eat some yogurt or something.a high protein diet is necessarily going to result in smelly shit. probiotics only help to a point. and what about when you have a guest over at your pod, who doesn't share your immaculate my-shit-doesn't-stink diet? >>518652981looks like there's a microwave, and i imagine if you lived in a pod like that you'd get a hotplate.
>>518647288This
>>518653227check out this fucking burzhuy and his expansion
>>518654064Its pretty simple anon.Make a dating profile.Explain you want someone who will cook for you, clean for you, fuck you, and then go home so you can get a good night's sleep.Explain that you will verify all of the above on the second date.>Bring her over and show her where stuff is. Then leave her alone with a couple bottles of wine, the necessary ingredients, and a dirty apartment. When you get back judge her performance as necessary. If she did a good job, bang her out and then send her home. Otherwise just throw everything in the trash, her included, and order food. Just keep doing this until you have the right person. If she doesn't like these terms then don't go on the first date. Stop treating women like they have any rights. They don't. They already know that, so just skip the bullshit and tell her to make you dinner while you go for a pint. If she can't follow those instructions, you are dodging a huge bullet. And don't stick around to talk to her. She needs to earn a conversation. Just give her some time management tips (get the food in the oven before you start on the bathroom) and leave. It works about 1/3 of the time.
>>518653761>Abbo the stabbo?
>>518647130And you fuckers will still vote, pay taxes, work a meaningless job for someone else's benefit, and suffer for a system that doesn't care about you for this type of "reward". If you don't take up arms and wage open and total war against the system, you ABSOLUTELY deserve to live like this.Best of all, some kike will still charge you 75% of your income to live here. You deserve what you tolerate.
>>518654777With them digits, I wanna believe you. But what you're describing sounds like a felony. Maybe I should just quit being a bitch and go for it, yeah?
>>518653916Let me rephrase that.I hate "people" and "communities". They're nothing more than a bunch of pretentious, nosy assholes meddling in my business.
>>518655011Women don't want lesbian faggots. Most guys you meet are lesbian faggots. Fuck them. Be a man. Don't worry about her stealing your shit or causing problems. Just drop her off and tell her to get working. Some wine and compliments afterwards and you have yourself a little pod wife. If a woman isn't willing to cook, clean, and fuck, what on earth is she good for anyway? Worst comes to worst you end up ordering chinese food. Just my two cents anon.
>>518647130Awesome, fat people can't reach the kitch/bathroom, bedroom. They're confined to the sofa and chair/table until they're thin enough.
what's the point of a double bed, a couch with two seats, and a table with 4 chairs for a pod that's not even big enough for one person?
>>518654583>with the kitchen that close to the bathroom--and especially with the toilet *right* there--you're going to get some smell wafting outYou won't. I lived for months and my grandparents lived for decades in **similar**setup in much larger apartment in commieblock (main bathroom, 5 cm thick wall, toilet with place for toilet only, 5 cm wall, kitchen, so there is only one shaft needed) and smell was never an issue. Just close the door and if both rooms have different ventilation routes it will work. It was popular floor plan around 1970s Pic rel in top left you have kitchen, WC and bathroom.
>>518647130Where's the battle station for shit posting and gaming? otherwise it's not bad, wouldn't mind having that in the middle of a big forest
Throw away the dining table, insert gaming PC desk. Charge $2800 to keep niggers out. Actually awesome.
>>518647130That's bigger than my apartment that I pay $1200 for. I hate my poor nigger life.
>>518647265
>>518654180I think you're mistaken friend. Building communities is a time honored white tradition and when we stopped doing it we ended up where we are now.
>>518647130Yeah, there's no fucking entry door in your jail pod. Now GTFO.
>>518647130Would you live here?
>>518647130>having a static bed in a pod>surrounding it with a wallabsolutely retarded when you have multiple options, from wall beds, to lift beds, to foldables, elevated beds, which would all spare you the useless walls as well.This is the WORST pod design
reading most of comments i have no doubts now, that most of /pol/ live in some basement.. on the moon most likely and have no clues about "reality">no kitchen/only microfrom google AI9% of Americans cook dinner at home at least some of the time, with the remaining 51% either cooking dinner frequently or not at all. A 2024 study found that about 20% of Americans never cook dinneri personally didnt cooked more or less anything, in last 15 years.. and most of shit i eat is "tv-dinner" type for micro, and rest is from cafeteria at work (breakfast/dinner). btw i eat no fast-food type of food, maybe my 1% of monthly food consumption, obviously theres ton of muricans that feed almost excluively on fast food chains >>> no need to cook>its too small to liveehem, its like luxury condo really. i know that you dont know/dont like reality - but for fuck sake check on youtube nyc micro apartment (lets say 10-12m large)japan micro apartmentliving on a boatliving in trailer/mobile house (in trailer trash area) theres a TON of muricans taht live in mobile houses, 15m bigfinally, goddamm coffin houses (Hong Kong, Singapoor, some other asian)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6amK2BgjXk8shit, i have seen MANY offer of renting of "living in a tent, in a garage" (btw tenant is not allowed outside tent)https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13512671/Australia-rental-property-housing-crisis-Sydney-tent.html>no windowsthis is drone luxury pod, in megacomplex, its in middle of building, and its 10k same pods per building
>>518647130No windowsPlants on the wall like it's a floorMicrowave in the wallLampshade offcenter with sideways lightbulbFlushless toiletDoublewide sink with no counter spaceShower can't be turned on or offBedroom walls don't line upBaseboard on only northern wallsCabinets rest on counter but don't extend to ceilingplease stop posting stupid shit anon
>>518647130>new goyshack just droppedLooks like a prison cell.
>>518647130I would unironically choose to leave on the streets than in that goypod. And I would make the government pay everything for me
>>518647288If you said this was japan, /pol/ would be SUGOIIIIII COMFY DESUUUUUUUU
Take The Hogan Pillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad361IeUID4Anything smaller get a mobile/Trailer
>>518647130I would just camp outside at this point
>>518660125Can you ever contain your Ass hurt? And no.The closet sized apartment's were the subject of many bakes and that evolved into the pods.We often forget you 3rdies live in shoe box sized closets and would cram 12 people into an normal sized Studio/flat. The only way to overcome your inferiority complex would be to go back to India or KYS. Never forget, you required to have your own apartment or house and use them to shower in order to get bobs and vagine. Stay in your lane and fuck niggers and blown out crack whores.The real QT's you want will never accept you, You are the ick..
>>518647130Honestly most people spend time on the couch or the bed anyways massive spaces a scam to have into slave debt for many years to come
>>518647288You say that until the elements and climate of the earth show you how fragile and nothing you are then you will be crawling into shelters that smell of crack shit and piss just for a little warm or calm
>>518658812And here come the rabbi's pushing pods.Nope, We need to deport all you niggers so the jobs increase & rent goes down so the zoomer can start family's. But why do that when you can cram more wage slave nigger cattle who accept this shit crabs in a bucket Style.
>>518648386nicely furnished, anon.
>>518647130What the fuck is with the shilling in this thread? There are more shills here than in all of /chug/ + /uhg/ combined defending urban animal cages of all things. Must be the WEF's next PR experiment.
>>518649552Now I’m hitting my head on a spice cabinet when I want to shit. This is fucking retarded and shows you tasks then adds new shit to make said task uncomfortable and complicated. It’s just a democratic lie to sell condos in Chicago.
>>518647288You don't need tv or desk for PC when you got steam deck lol
>>518647130Bed occupies too much space. >But what about my wife/gf/personal_slut?No woman will ever set foot on that overgrown closet.
>>518647130>>518648386>>518649552>>518649600>>518649971Niggers just need to go back to the Super Dome like Katrina days
>>518647130Oh yes it does
>>518647130I'd be cool to drop acid in there with a naked milf.
>>518647894>hobbies do not produce revenueRevenue for whom? Tons of people become gearheads for whatever athletic/outdoors stuff their into as well as artistic pursuits and pretty much any other kind of hobby. Retards spend thousands on Funko Pops. Someone's making money it's in the interest of a bunch of companies that people keep consooming
>>518647130Looks comfy. I would put a TV instead of the dining table and it would be perfect for me.
>>518647130>no desk>path from bed to toilet is the longest possible pathpeople unironically pay 3.5k per month to live like this in some places.
>>518647130>has two underwear>somehow needs 4 sits at a table and a sofa.ngmi
>>518647130The entire frontway is wasted space, nobody living in a pod is gonna have guests, don't need a dining table, a loveseat, any of that trash.Replace it with a computer desk, a cooking stove, and a shelf.If you use a laptop instead you can replace that with a TV + Recliner SeatEat at desk or have a TV tray.
Grim. Inhumane. A symbol of a degenerate and decaying society. An insult to dignity. Besides being cramped and awkwardly designed. But: better than i can afford on my 45hr week wages by an order of magnitude.
I own a small 1300sqf house but basically live in the back 10x12 room. PC, big TV and a recliner I end up sleeping in being it's comfortable. I don't use the living room or dinning room. 10x10 room is storage. If the master bed room was a kitchen I'm pretty sure, as a single guy, all I really need is 600sqf and a garage. It's strange to think this small 1950s built house is meant to have a family of four and now people act like 2800sqf is too small for a family
>>518649971uhh..ok.Is this how asians think americans live
>>518665674Make that king-size a single bed too. No pussy for pod dwellers so you might as well have some actual storage space.
>>518647130no windowsno airflowno computer deskno spaceIt's laid out well for how small it is though
>>518665674have a counter on the other side of the fridge for more kitchen work room + just get some stools to sit and eat there. opens up a lot of floor spaceknock out the bedroom wall and get rid of bed and couch and just get a futon
>>518647288>I'd rather be homeless.No you wouldn't. I've been homeless and it sucks.
>>518648760>>518648504>>518648093>>518647334Haven't you people ever heard of ventilation? You should introduce it to Europe, you might make your fortune putting fans in kitchens and bathrooms that blow outside
>>518647130replace the useless kitchen table with a gaming setup and it looks workable. i would also include a real couch that an adult can sleep on and a coffee table to put your feet up on.
>>518647130Posting from my 135sq ft palace AMA.
>>518665838No. That's just how Tokyo males live.
>>518653227What would happen if someone drove a bulldozer into those supports?
>>518657426
>windowless At that point just become homeless
below 6 meters your eyes accomodate. living a long time in this woudl have your eyes accomodate at short distance constantly and make you myopic. this isnt a way to live for no life NEETS. normie pod for job havers. whi is not so different from peoples appartments in paris here
>>518647130now put this on top of a 2 car garage i can make into a shop and we're good
>>518647130make it transform like corbyn dallas's apartment in fifth element make the showers go underneath the floor n shit then it will be a 'pod'
>>518647130Fucking hilarious. 4 dining chairs but only a microwave to cook. I would take a shit in the kitchen sink and just leave.
>>518647130I mean it’s fine, I’d live there if I didn’t have kids. My last few apartments were empty aside from the bedroom.
Its not perfect because it doesnt have only 1 wet wall, it has 2 for literally no reason
>>518647130What the hell are the dimensions of this place? Ten feet by twenty feet?The "bedroom" doesn't even have a window. Might as well just live in a hotel room where the two queen Murphy beds can be turned up into a table and sofa.
>>518649971
Needs more galvanized square steel.
>>518659420Im starting to understand why Antifa chooses the prison cell and does whatever they want. This government is absolute shit.
>>518672483>comfortablyits worse than aushwitz barracks but jew doesnt care anymore because he isnt playing victim right now
>>518672651Then you're going to have to borrow some nails from your aunt.
>>518649971holy kek
>>518647130Where does my goonstation setup go?
Not even economical.China demoed those fold out apartments that look fine and cost less.The price is LandFoundational supportsUtilitiesActual rooms being 100 ft or 200 ft is like 1-2% price difference.
>>518647334Most Americans don't have to imagine.
>>518647288> no room for cookingDon't worry, goy, your landlord thoughtfully provided the HustleBustle Cafe on the ground floor of the hive, where you can spend $20,000+ a year just getting your basic breakfast/lunch each day. Plus who needs more than a 4" thick microwave? Your frozen taquitos will fit in there just fine with a little planning.> HobbiesYour hobby is slaving for your Social Credits. > storageYou have a perfectly good Onesie, what more do you need?Not sure how you're supposed to get from the crapper to the shower though. Especially if, like, you break a leg skiing or whatever.Also rather amusing how the bottom left plant is mounted to the wall. Ah Revit. Is there any jeetastic chanmonic bullshittery you can't facilitate?!?!?!?!?!Obviously a data mining thread though.
>>518648500So why are there four chairs at the table and a double bed?> ONLY TEMPORARY SOCIALIZATION ARRANGEMENTS, GOY
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>>518648505Standard queen bed is 80" x 60". You can use that as a scale. If floor planks are 11-12" (9 of them = length of bed) then you can measure everything else by that. Which means they drew the sofa all wrong scale.
>>518649552Retardation like this is why there are building codes.
>>518653227>Hey downstairs neighbor, the sunlight is mine, get FUCKEDAlso I love that style of van
>>518650464It was the fakest of times.It was the gayest of times.
>>518647130How do I enter the cuck pod though, because those need to be windows
>>518650474Correction: a four inch deep microwave.
>>518650985Oh shut the fuck up Igor and go blow your buddy in the park.
>>518647130>the longest distance is from the bed to the toiletLet’s see how perfect it is after a few gas station burritos
Take the toilet and the bathroom sink out. Make the kitchen sink dual purpose and put a garbage disposal in the shower to grind up turds. Remove the bed completely and just turn the couch into a fold out mattress. Do you really need more?
>>518647130What's worng with it?
>>518647130This but on a 30 acre plot of land that is a no nigger zone (Irish and Italians included)
>>518674895
>>518647130>good thing I don't own any clothes, cleaning supplies, dishes or material objects
>>518674895Just connect the toilets to some sort of gravity refill system where they use the reclaimed water from the toilet above, then put people who use the bathroom more often on the top floor. This could also work with showers.
Looks similar to my apartment, but I have a kitchen and separate toilet and bathroom. It's peak comfy and I spend barely anything on heating and cooling.
>>518675832I think this is called a gray water system. You use filtered water from stuff like the shower and laundry machines. Bit of a waste as far as commodities go though. Costs more to get already cheap water than it does to buy infrastructure to handle expensive electricity.
>>518676635Filtered?
>>518647459Nigger you're part of the problem
>>518675529god chinese and jeets live like this and think they are human.so fucking disgusting
>>518647130>no closetI'm guessing that was designed by a European.
Why not take a floor plan that's already in use like an Airstream and scale it down pricewise to make some pods?
>>518647130america and canada really need to fix the housing situation. something like this should be affordable for a single person working a minimum wage part time job. instead, those same people have to share houses with roommates and be miserable their entire lives.
>>518670083SUPERGREEN
>>518647130>Has birthday>Parents come over>Siblings come over with their +1>Neighbour come for a drinkWtf where am I going to sit?
>>518647130The main reason new apartments are so stupid expensive and low quality is because most big cities require developers to designate a percentage (in my area it is 15%) of the complex to poors that get what ends up being about a 50% discount on rent.This makes it unaffordable for the middle and upper middle class to have an upgraded living experience since your rent has to subsidize niggers and poors before it can be used to fund luxury features like better sound insulation or nicer kitchens.
>>518648885Guns.
>>518677307Canada gave up on building affordable housing in the 1980's because the costs were too high for the crown Canadian Mortage and Housing Corporation. The feds basically unloaded all subsidized housing/Co-op onto the provinces and municipalities who didn't have the pockets and ability to get big loans to build housing projects. Instead the unofficial housing plan was "boomers will sell their homes and buy newer, better homes while their current house decreases in value with age". Unfortunately the opposite has occurred with a 35 year seller's market and housing bubble coupled with boomers refusing to move into nursing homes.
>>518647130get up to pissgotta go alllll the way around
>>518678988If someone dies in a home, do potential buyers have a right to know that it happened? and therefore would that cause a lower price than typical?
>>518678194Could be worse. In Toronto on top of subsidizing shitskins, 1% of all development costs must be allotted to public art. So BS like this is just an excuse for developers to give their douchebag artist friends multi-million dollar commissions for crap
>>518679256Just got to arc it over the wall
>>518679268Idk for sure but considering Canada's strict privacy laws i doubt realtors are required. Even so, people are so desperate houses are still being sold over-asking so most buyers wouldn't ever care of there was a triple homicide in it.
>>518647130Only a savage would want their dining room in their living room.
