https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2wnf6qVVUc
>>518683949what an ugly woman
Literally the greatest commercial ever madeI immediately ordered several rolls
>>518683949I'll be adding toilet paper to my diet.
>>518683949Rumer? What kind of name is Rumer?
Ads fall into a few categories >obnoxious >absurd >EXTREAM CLOSE UP>fear mongering >not enough information so you have to look up what its forThat is as much explanation as I will give you plebs
>>518683949why are corporations allowed to sell us shit that are bad for us? for example i want to eat some peanut butter and jelly and i want to get some jelly, one is made with crap chemicals the cheaper kind, the other organic is made with real straberry and cane sugar but its more expensive. anyone else getting tired of this shit?
>>518683949I went to highschool with her in 2004. she was kinda dorky and cringey. so yeah this is tracking pretty well.also, ashton kutcher stepped on my toe when visiting her once and acted like nothing happened.
>>518683949So the whole "normalize breastfeeding" shit was just so they could show bare titties in ads without backlash?
>>518685320Not only that but she is taking a shit and talking about her asshole. I mean come on... What the fuck.
>>518685477What exactly is the problem?
>>518683949>The shape of her headuncanny valley intensifies
>>518683949giwtwm
>>518686114you should've seen it when it was shaved.
>>518686114it's basically bruce willis in a wig anon
>>518686114Morelike yid male valley
>>518685099You're not entitled to a peanut butter jelly sandwich faggot
>>518683949this is a scamabout 30mins after eating just consume a third of a roll of toilet paperthat way when you finish shitting the toilet paper comes out last and automatically wipes your ass
>>518686406I had a guamanian friend once, his gf was fucking HOT, super tiny but smoking hot brois that the norm there or was she a unicorn?
>>518686242lel
>>518686255That anon is entitled to all the pb&j's of high quality he can fit in his gullet
>>518686443there's a few baddiesthere's also hawaiin-style hambeasts and stuffI hear Kosrae is 100% bad bitches tho but I haven't been there.
>>518686528good stuff to know. guamanians have a very unique phenotype, they look asian, like actual asian people, but distinct, in the same way viets have their own distinct phenotype, if you've been around the various asian ethnogroups you can tell. i'd be hard pressed to call them pacific islanders yet that's exactly what they are. an interesting people, to be sure.
