>>518705396How can they be so happy and carefree?
Hilarious how this webm makes /pol/ seethe. >I look younger than him!Cope, you old faggots.
>>518705396>>518705457>that outside shothow did I know he was a brazilian
>>518705396Lol that boomer can't even skip higher than 3 inches
>>518705396>>518705457>he thinks he looks 17Doesn't he have a mirror to see all the wrinkles? Dressing like a teenager doesn't make him one. At best he can pass off as a late 20s who smokes and drinks.
>FlagTrash thread
I'm 37 and look younger than this guy. Granted, it's not normal. I have twink genes that push the limits of youth. I'm guessing he's just rage baiting though. He looks good, but nigga doesn't look 17.
Could you slow your voice to perfection and add reverb Zoomie? I'm trying to understand you kek.
>>518705396Poor guy got bullied off the internet for posting this.
>>518705396>30s>middles aged50s is when middle aged starts. that guy does look 50 though
>>518705631>eggless roastoid seething at the chad who found the fountain of youth
>>518705457Holy aura
>>518705457How is that guy a male model?
>>518705724As is right and proper
>>518705724i mean, everyone wants to fuck hebes but nobody wants to see a borderline elderly man openly signal it like that.
>>518705590He's 36, he's a Millennial.Which yeah is the same thing as a boomer, except more annoying.>>518706119Teenagers were calling me "sir" at 35, so I'll take it. Also that twink will probably get liver failure in his 60s.
>>518705396>neetHave you seen where he lives?Not many options available
>>518705396damn thats a rough 36
>>518706432sir just means they see you as an adult, anyone over 20 is an adult to teens
c. sandbatch physiognomy kek
He's not 37 you fucking retards, lmao.
>>518705396I'm just like him bros. The narcissistic, good looking but tired old man.
>>518706520I think this is a ruse to make people think he is 36 instead of 56.
I look like this and do this
>>518705457>>518705396>frolicking in some brazilian village
>>518705457life is different in the 3rd world, a man only needs pinto y beche y punta to survive
>>518705396He looks 15 man.So young looking.
>>518706119No idiot, most people live to around 60/70/80 not 100. Middle is around 30-40 you moron
>>518705396Looks like a late 20s drug burnout.
>>518706836He has the monkey blood in him.
>>518705724>>518706333you faggots can only bully sick peopleI ve posting with my real name, self doxxing, and not a single troll has said anything, because they know if they get in a argument with me they will probably end up killing themselves lol
I am just too powerful
>>518705396That’s a rough 17. I look like that at 60.
>>518706926I can bully what ever I feel like.I'm a Sigma Male.I'm better than you.
>>518705396his sleep quality poor, his skin is damaged, he plucks his eyebrows and wears a 'young' hair cut, he lives in a hovel in the tird world
>>518705396Wait this dude isn't actually 17??? WHAT THE FUCK? How does he look so young holy shit that dude that sucks his sons blood and eats his sperm trying to live forever needs to hook up with this young buck
>>518705396You don't need to enroll in any f****** thing you need to enroll in a job and you have a piece of s*** from hell The second you enroll in a university that's a vote for a DemocratThat's why they want to put pressure on you to enroll
>>518705396There was a guy lived down the hall from me once. Over 60, never had a job. Just watched bullshit on his computer all day. Daisy-chained a bunch of credit cards to buy bullshit and used his inheritance to pay the minimum while collecting welfare. I used to be repulsed by the idea of shamelessly squandering an entire life like that, but this world is so fake and gay that this actually looks like a good idea now.
>>518708302If he were smart he'd have used those no interest for x months cards for that.>>518705396We already destroyed all faith in the jewsa, keep going!t. Gamergate>2AGGH
>>518705396>>518705457Thats an ashkenazi jew in brazil
>>518705396he looks mid 30 at best>>518705457mid 30 with heavy drug abuse at bestop is a massive faggot
>>518705396I'm a 40 year old White guy and literally everyone thinks I'm 26. Even I travel to Asia for work the entire office thinks I'm like 25-28.I think it's because I eat healthy and am in really good shape natty. Roids destroy you. Could pick up zoomettes stateside too but am married with kids. Sometimes wonder if I should've bothered getting married, if I knew I'd end up being actual model tier at 40 I'd have been tempted to forego marriage, but probably would have been miserable and aimless.So it's probably better I'm just a hot married guy who's wife (that looks 40) pesters him, as miserable as that may sound.
>>518705396Mental illness and apparently he lives in Brazilian favela
>>518705396this fucker's village literally looks like something in Indiawhat fucking country is this? Balkans?
>>518705396>>518705457He has the kind of face that you later see on the news, being charged for indecency with a minor and soliciting over electronic communications. The whole "trying to act half his age" act (which as >>518706681pointed out, is more likely a QUARTER his age) isn't helping him either.>>518705724Probably for the best. If this is what you do openly with your face visible in the public forum, then people are going to laugh at you. Shamed early, in school and on the playground, or shamed later by adults who know better- it's all societal self-correction. Hopefully hasn't gotten too much exposure in the meatspace and can live a somewhat normal life.
>>518705457This is what every dude who insist they look super young looks like.
>>518705396Oh no! David Spade got AIDS?
>>518705396Decent jobs that let them attain things in life?
>>518705457Hello hello, how do you do, fellow kids?
>>518705396He's got the same skin as my father. My father is 65.
>>518706825Google middle age retard
>>518705396>>518705457I swear /pol/ is filed with stormfront boomers.
>>518705724The guy is intentionally trolling
>>518706520hes actually 17
>>518705396This nigger looks 51
>>518705396how can i look like him? i'm 27 but i look 40
plot twist:
>>518705396His execution video was BRUTAL.
>>518705396Leave this kid alone.
>>518711679You're going to die at 70.
>>518705396not with the forehead and smile lines
funny cuz im older than that guy but still look half his age. so what does that make me
>>518705396more importantly, what can be done about the jewish problem?
>>518705396People who are well past their 20s who want so badly to look like teenagers are weird and also annoying to be around.It's a common feature among teachers I've found...
>>518717645Because they're pedos>It's a common feature among teachers I've found...Makes you think
>>518706282He couldn't possibly be lying, right?I mean, would people really tell lies on the Internet like that?
>>518705396He looks 46, at a minimum.He is too ugly and short to be a model.
>>518706119No.Middle age is the halfway point between average longevity age.For males, that is between 35 and 40.
>>518706166No. He looks old. You must be blind. Or delusional.
he is blonde aryan
