>>518705396How can they be so happy and carefree?
Hilarious how this webm makes /pol/ seethe. >I look younger than him!Cope, you old faggots.
>>518705396>>518705457>that outside shothow did I know he was a brazilian
>>518705396Lol that boomer can't even skip higher than 3 inches
>>518705396>>518705457>he thinks he looks 17Doesn't he have a mirror to see all the wrinkles? Dressing like a teenager doesn't make him one. At best he can pass off as a late 20s who smokes and drinks.
>FlagTrash thread
I'm 37 and look younger than this guy. Granted, it's not normal. I have twink genes that push the limits of youth. I'm guessing he's just rage baiting though. He looks good, but nigga doesn't look 17.
Could you slow your voice to perfection and add reverb Zoomie? I'm trying to understand you kek.
>>518705396Poor guy got bullied off the internet for posting this.
>>518705396>30s>middles aged50s is when middle aged starts. that guy does look 50 though
>>518705631>eggless roastoid seething at the chad who found the fountain of youth
>>518705457Holy aura
>>518705457How is that guy a male model?
>>518705724As is right and proper
>>518705724i mean, everyone wants to fuck hebes but nobody wants to see a borderline elderly man openly signal it like that.
>>518705590He's 36, he's a Millennial.Which yeah is the same thing as a boomer, except more annoying.>>518706119Teenagers were calling me "sir" at 35, so I'll take it. Also that twink will probably get liver failure in his 60s.
>>518705396>neetHave you seen where he lives?Not many options available
>>518705396damn thats a rough 36
>>518706432sir just means they see you as an adult, anyone over 20 is an adult to teens
c. sandbatch physiognomy kek
He's not 37 you fucking retards, lmao.
>>518705396I'm just like him bros. The narcissistic, good looking but tired old man.
>>518706520I think this is a ruse to make people think he is 36 instead of 56.
I look like this and do this
>>518705457>>518705396>frolicking in some brazilian village
>>518705457life is different in the 3rd world, a man only needs pinto y beche y punta to survive
>>518705396He looks 15 man.So young looking.
>>518706119No idiot, most people live to around 60/70/80 not 100. Middle is around 30-40 you moron
>>518705396Looks like a late 20s drug burnout.
>>518706836He has the monkey blood in him.
>>518705724>>518706333you faggots can only bully sick peopleI ve posting with my real name, self doxxing, and not a single troll has said anything, because they know if they get in a argument with me they will probably end up killing themselves lol
I am just too powerful
>>518705396That’s a rough 17. I look like that at 60.
>>518706926I can bully what ever I feel like.I'm a Sigma Male.I'm better than you.
>>518705396his sleep quality poor, his skin is damaged, he plucks his eyebrows and wears a 'young' hair cut, he lives in a hovel in the tird world
>>518705396Wait this dude isn't actually 17??? WHAT THE FUCK? How does he look so young holy shit that dude that sucks his sons blood and eats his sperm trying to live forever needs to hook up with this young buck
>>518705396You don't need to enroll in any f****** thing you need to enroll in a job and you have a piece of s*** from hell The second you enroll in a university that's a vote for a DemocratThat's why they want to put pressure on you to enroll
>>518705396There was a guy lived down the hall from me once. Over 60, never had a job. Just watched bullshit on his computer all day. Daisy-chained a bunch of credit cards to buy bullshit and used his inheritance to pay the minimum while collecting welfare. I used to be repulsed by the idea of shamelessly squandering an entire life like that, but this world is so fake and gay that this actually looks like a good idea now.
>>518708302If he were smart he'd have used those no interest for x months cards for that.>>518705396We already destroyed all faith in the jewsa, keep going!t. Gamergate>2AGGH
>>518705396>>518705457Thats an ashkenazi jew in brazil
>>518705396he looks mid 30 at best>>518705457mid 30 with heavy drug abuse at bestop is a massive faggot
>>518705396I'm a 40 year old White guy and literally everyone thinks I'm 26. Even I travel to Asia for work the entire office thinks I'm like 25-28.I think it's because I eat healthy and am in really good shape natty. Roids destroy you. Could pick up zoomettes stateside too but am married with kids. Sometimes wonder if I should've bothered getting married, if I knew I'd end up being actual model tier at 40 I'd have been tempted to forego marriage, but probably would have been miserable and aimless.So it's probably better I'm just a hot married guy who's wife (that looks 40) pesters him, as miserable as that may sound.
>>518705396Mental illness and apparently he lives in Brazilian favela
>>518705396this fucker's village literally looks like something in Indiawhat fucking country is this? Balkans?
>>518705396>>518705457He has the kind of face that you later see on the news, being charged for indecency with a minor and soliciting over electronic communications. The whole "trying to act half his age" act (which as >>518706681pointed out, is more likely a QUARTER his age) isn't helping him either.>>518705724Probably for the best. If this is what you do openly with your face visible in the public forum, then people are going to laugh at you. Shamed early, in school and on the playground, or shamed later by adults who know better- it's all societal self-correction. Hopefully hasn't gotten too much exposure in the meatspace and can live a somewhat normal life.
>>518705457This is what every dude who insist they look super young looks like.
>>518705396Oh no! David Spade got AIDS?
>>518705396Decent jobs that let them attain things in life?
>>518705457Hello hello, how do you do, fellow kids?
>>518705396He's got the same skin as my father. My father is 65.
>>518706825Google middle age retard
>>518705396>>518705457I swear /pol/ is filed with stormfront boomers.
>>518705724The guy is intentionally trolling
>>518706520hes actually 17
>>518705396This nigger looks 51
>>518705396how can i look like him? i'm 27 but i look 40
plot twist:
>>518705396His execution video was BRUTAL.
>>518705396Leave this kid alone.
>>518711679You're going to die at 70.
>>518705396not with the forehead and smile lines
funny cuz im older than that guy but still look half his age. so what does that make me
>>518705396more importantly, what can be done about the jewish problem?
>>518705396People who are well past their 20s who want so badly to look like teenagers are weird and also annoying to be around.It's a common feature among teachers I've found...
>>518717645Because they're pedos>It's a common feature among teachers I've found...Makes you think
>>518706282He couldn't possibly be lying, right?I mean, would people really tell lies on the Internet like that?
>>518705396He looks 46, at a minimum.He is too ugly and short to be a model.
>>518706119No.Middle age is the halfway point between average longevity age.For males, that is between 35 and 40.
>>518706166No. He looks old. You must be blind. Or delusional.
he is blonde aryan
>>518705396He looks 36 years old, lol. Guy is delusional.Picrel is me. It's my birthday today, I'm 33. Although pic from a couple years ago, but I haven changed.
>>518718772Troon out
>>518705396>>518705457No soul crushing job or cunt harpy wife draining your will to live
>>518718814>Troon outI'll troon you out, with my cute big slavic boy cock. You fucking burger! You!
>>518705396what is he? a 40 years old zoomer or a 17 years old boomer?
>>518705396>>518705457He looks 36 lmao
>>518705396wtf is unc doing ?
>>518705396Yes, Hombre, you totally look like a 17 yo...
>>518705396>>518705457Cringe. I'm 40 and look younger than this guy. Zoomers talk to me in public like I'm one of their own.
>>518705396>tries to skip down the road>his knees start hurting so he just shuffles and tries to brush it off
>>518719352Im 40 and I look younger than him. Minus the grey hair and beard...
>>5187194221985 gang here as well. Best year you can possibly be born.
>>518719422no cap zoomers be chatting hags ong
>>518705396he looks 45
>>518719497just early enough that chernobyl didn't hit us in the womb
>>518719788Yup. I was already a toddler when that shit destroyed fetuses left and right.
>>518705396Is this a new homo species?That thing is obviously not human yet quite different to monkeys too.
>>518705396>middle aged neetDoes he live with mommy and daddy?
>>518705396He just looks weird
BLONDE ARYAN
>>518705396>>518705457He's actually 17 and looks 36Many such cases with zoomers
>>518709652might be wrong but it looks like south america and the poles make me think brazil
>>518705514I'm literally younger than him and I do look younger The guy is just delusional
>>518705457Respects to his frens who tricked him into this.
>>518705396Leaving them and their spaces alone is off the table I guess
>>518705396>>518705457wtf? is this some concentration camp? where are other people?
>>518705396I never understood the NEET problem. All the fuckers saying no pussy no work too. I mean you are living off government handouts. At any time the government can decide to stop giving lazy fuckers money. Then all the NEETs have a choice. Work, or die on the streets. We don't have many NEETs here, because we don't have all kinds of retarded benefits.
>>518705457>>518705396He doesn't look 17, he has face wrinkles He looks like he is in his 30s but with shiny hair.
>>518708912>nazi>jew God must have pissed himself laughing when he thought of that one up always makes me laugh
>>518705396Dressing like you're 17 doesn't make you look 17. This fucker's face looks 45, which is a bit disconcerting because millennials are usually known for looking young as all hell.
>>518718772bvilt for big tartar cock
im 33 neeti still look 23
>>518705396>>518705457It's hard to believe he's 36. He looks almost 50
>>518719933I still do. Or to be more precise, after I divorced my former queen bitch wife last year.I pay child support for 2 kids and a loan I took, for the house im not even living in anymore. I cant effort rent. But good thing is, my parents have money and several properties. So I have to wait until early next year, till my parents evict a couple from one apartment and I will move there. But since April of this year, I actually do live with my parents. But their house is huge and I got an an entire apartment style area. With a bath, kitchen and a large living room and even a seperate entry door to the outside. Its isnt that bad. My mom cooks for me every day.
>>518705396alri josh laaa
>>518706119>50s is when middle aged startsSo old age begins at 100?
>>518720833I gotta be honest, I know I should move out and I will anyway. But a part of me actually likes the current living situation. My mom does everything for me and I live like a king. Minus the fucking 2000 Euros I pay for my whore of an ex-wife. At least she spends the money on the kids and does a lot of activities with them. Still a fucking bitch.
>>518705457He looks like he's riddled with AIDS. Is this like the Brazilian version of Philadelphia?
>>518705396ugly ahh nigga
>>518706764He looks like a 12 year old wearing a Freddy Krueger mask
>>518705396This faggot looks 45 with a cuck hairdo lmao.
>>518705396>>518705457Guys that are his height aren't called kid because they look young. I didn't think any one them took it literally.
>>518705631Maybe a 33 year old with a history of meth use.
>>518706926This. They can’t ban you off of here like they can on instagram either so they just tryto ignore it.
>>518718772I'm not one to criticize people often. But nigga, you're cooked. Go thumbpull and work out. You look like a 35 year old depressed lesbian.
>>518720204>that mast on that houseLol what the in the ever living fuck is that
>>518705396>>518705457I feel like these are fake titles that somebody added to this guy’s videos in order to frame him as being weird. I doubt this guy ever said this
>>518706926you’re from Costa Rica… you literally don’t exist to first worlders.
>>518705514OP why are you samefagging from your VPN so hard? Also, why didn't you just change your flag, too? This is dumb.This retard looks every bit of the 48 he is. I know plenty of mid and older 30s that don't have all those forehead frown-lines. Having vivacity to life is fine; pretending to be younger when you're old is freak shit. That also implies modern 17-year olds look old as fuck, which they do because they're busy stressing out about dumb shit on Tiktok.Cortisol is the great ager. The better you are at not freaking out about sidewinders life throws your way, the longer you're going to look youthful, and probably feel youthful. Also, get good sleep, drink water, eat well, exercise, and get fresh air.
>>518710222See this type of shit right here. This kike made up this whole ass story about this man being in the news as a pedophile.
>>518706708But do you say those things?Is the 17 year old male model from Brazil? I can't tell if Brazil or Bolivia
>>518718772You look 29 at the absolute max youngest. You don’t look young. If people say you do, it’s bc that they’re trying to find a way to subtly insult you while being plausibly deniable. They couldn’t think of a better insult. Because you have autism (it’s obvious that you have it, I do too), you aren’t able to figure out the subtle insult they just gave you.This doesnt mean lash out at them or even react. But just be aware those people don’t like you. Stay aware at all times
>>518719933No, he doesn’t, he lives in an outhouse in the brazilian ghetto in what looks like a crack slum. There sre other roomates in the house. For some reason people nwoadays are calling every single badguy as “living with bis parents”. I think they are very mad at people who save money doing this, so they try to give it the image of slumdog crackheads so they have some kind of ammo against it.
>>518720833Too bad you never met my niece. She a stripper (and more) at a strip club and pays her deadbeat boyfriend's child support for him with her whore earnings. No wonder he wont break up with her.
>>518720241I'm a NEET and I've never been on benefits, unless you actually have a medical diagnosis it's super difficult to get on benefits in Sweden.
>>518709544You are 40 year old loser posting that fantasy on an anime image board , seek help
>>518705396Low T squirt
>>518705396dude looks 45-55 years old with peter pan syndrome
>>518705396>>518705457This Is clearly sarcasmImagine being so autistic you Don't Recognize That
>>518705396Being even moderately impressed/involved with what you look like is very feminine behavior. I wish I would've realized this 20 years ago, would've saved me a lot of grief. It's okay to put thought into your appearance, we have to. But wondering what you should do with your hair, looking into the mirror, buying hair pills, body building outside of strength training, over focusing on clothes etc etc is pretty gay imo. I try to view existence like a barbarian. If you're over thinking modern concerns then it's better to turn your brain off lest you become a cringe dipshit like this guy, or like all the tiktok thots. You're body and looks are going to fade. Don't get attached to them outside of their functionality.
>>518718772Jesus Christ you're a literal fucking chud kek
I'm 35 and I look old as shit. The issue is that he's clearly delusional. He looks like a tarted up 50 year old.
>>518721271>thumbpullWhat is even that?
>>518705396>>518705457Nah thats got to be some face filter or something no way he's 36 wow
>>518705396why do you care about other people? isn't it better for you if more people neet, you have more work opportunities, etc...
>>518705396this guy is shitposting right
>>518718772>Nobody said happy birthday Absolute state of /pol/. Happy Birthday, Russian bro.
>>518705396>Me, my mommy, and my daddyLMAO this guy looks terrible for his age. You shouldn't even have that many wrinkles at that age. Does he think he looks young because he has a smaller frame than guys his age?This guy probably used to always get compliments about looking like a teenager back in the day. But like most twinks once they reach their 30s, they cannot cope with the fact that they don't have that look anymore.
>>518723605>Absolute state of /pol/. Happy Birthday, Russian bro.Thank you!You're kind, anon.
>>518705396What can be done about the delusional middle aged millennias who think they still look like teenagers?
>>518721470I've had forehead lines since I was 13 kekBut besides that, I'm 29 and have 18-22yo zoomers on jobsites talking to me like I'm still 18 years old. Although if I keep drinking, I'll look older faster
>>518724039Idk. But for some reason teenagers still want to fuck us. So maybe there is some truth to it?
>>518705636lmao white people age like fucking garbage.
>>518723950It's nothing, anon, hope you had something nice to eat today ^^ Here's a picture of a cheesecake I made a while back
>>518723534He looks like he's 14 if you asked me.I think he has a condition.
no wonder white girls dont go for white dudes lmao yall look 10 years older
>>518718772Are you happy?
>>518721295electricity
>>518721713How old are you? I'm 29 and starting to feel like as you get older, you forget what young actually looks like Like rn I'd give him the benefit of the doubt but maybe I wouldn't when I was 23
>>518724287Happy in what way? Like if I have a happy fufilling life in general?If so, then no. I'm really messed up. Been a shut in for a couple years now. Broke a rib in a fight a couple weeks ago tho. But i've decided to change my life, going to find a job to support my hobbies, I want to do slavic knife fighting, historical saber fencing and I want to learn to play gusli (the oldest East Slavic multi-string plucked instrument).
I hate latinx subhumans like you wouldn't believe. I think they're the most disgusting creatures on Earth. they're short, ugly and degenerate like niggers and other shitskins, but at the same time vaguely resemble White people. it's like satan himself crafted a crude mockery of God's chosen people
>>518724145There have always been barely legal girls with daddy issues.
>>518705396Just look at this young Chad!
>>518705457Damn, my dude really does look 17. Good on him. Killin' it!
>>518705457He looks like a healthy man in his late 40's to early 50's to me. Is he even 36? That seems like a number he came up with to throw people off his real age.
>>518705541is he trying to attract fags who like twinks? idgi?
As a shut in NEET for a few years now I've literally never been happier
I wish I look that good when I’m 65
>>518725466lol
>>518706645KEK under rated reply
>>518724895Interesting instrument it looks like a slide guitar of old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0&list=RDqogVHlmFcx0&start_radio=1Happy Birthday!
>>518726313>Happy Birthday!Thank you bro, also, around elves, watch youreself.
nothing. they are already too old to be useful.to prevent the problem from occurring again, feminism must be banned.>be politician>become a jew's golem>realize that feminism is the problem>refuse to ban feminism>look for short-term solution>decide to mass import niggers into country>ignore problem getting worse
>>518705396>>518705457I'm literally this
>>518722426Nah, some people are just that delusional/narcissistic.
