Why do they smell fishy?
>>518706792they are sea creatures
>>518706683i once had a girl, deanna,and she was a bit chunky and her puss smelled real bad.she really was into me.20 years later and now deanna is hot. might be glp1 shots, who cares.she lives in a dump with her portly husband.
Some women are averse to cleaning their holes. One of my nieces (the fat one at that) doesn’t wipe her ass decently and has shitty panties all the time. How the fuck she is ok with that I have no idea, her other 2 sisters are clean and smell nice.
germanigz are just built like this
>>518706792bacteria, blood, urine, all at once
>>518706683a very watered down quick douche with vinegar and hydrogen peroxide can help - id say 10:1 venegar, 10:1 peroxide, quick doucheim talking very diluted warm water - you want the good bacteria to surviveif this has to be done more than 3 times in a row, go see a non-jewish non-brown doctor.
>>518709266also wipe from front to back.
>>518709301A girl in high school apparently was obsessed with me and I kind of thought she was cute until I walked in her wiping from back to front
>>518710062hot, did you fug?
>>518706792To attract seamen
>>518710231The crux of the entire post is that she grossed me out of anything further
>>518706683I do not understand this meme. none of my gfs ever smelled remotely like that, even after a heavy day of climbing mountains. is this the normalization of some nasty infection?
>>518710940we all get old. not yet over the hill either.she slimmed down in a way that makes her more attractive now than when she was plump and smelly.she looks younger than her ageand if she was keeping house and giving enthusiastic blow jobs who the fuck cares how you get mouthcunt?
>>518706792STDs
>>518710488did you consider making it a teaching moment?
>>518710246classic
Tbf it's pretty gross not washing your ass with soap and water no matter which way you wipe beforehand.
>>518710246
>How cna we get the white girls to start washing their nasty nigger sperm caverns?why, you're brown and will never see a vagina
>>518711398>20 now looks like 10lol WHAT? you are conflating looks and behavior. women genuinely stop maturing in their late teens. men stop in their late 20s. Right now I am debating whether or not I should sleep with a 20 year old who turns 21 in 3 days. She is immature but cannot stop communicating. 20 year olds have that beautiful rosy tinge of youth that a 30 year old simply doesnt
>>518709301>>518710062I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all thatThey're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>518711767I do not appreciate stale pasta.
>>518711622>20 year olds have that beautiful rosy tinge of youthLol no they don't
>>518711870Yes they do nigger. But Nordic bitches bloat real fast. Even if they are not capital O-verweight, their faces turn into that Prednisone butt cushion look, so I forgive your misunderstanding.
>>518708240Why are you inspecting your nieces panties you pervert.
>>518706792It’s only the girls who sleep with black guys that stink that bad. They all have diseases and bacterial infections and aids and herpes usually.
>>518708240Ummmm...
>>518711622>debating whether or not I should sleep with a 20 year old who turns 21 in 3 daysIs she v@xxinated, or is she Purebl00ded?
>>518712013Lmao you have never met a "Nordic bitch" in your life.>>518712117I bet he licks them too, and worse...>>518712170True
>>518711384I never feel clean until I shower after a shit, even if it's one of those perfect ones that break off cleanly with no residue and I haven't even enjoyed one of those in some time. I don't know how you can not wash your butt with soap and water.
>>518708166NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE
>>518708240Sounds true
>>518712373I have dual citizenship with the Netherlands, jelly memeflag?
>>518712386>I don't know how you can not wash your butt with soap and water.Me neither! Sure if you are out and about and need to suddenly take a dump, it is what it is. But that is why I always at least try to do my business in the morning before shower.
>>518712510I forgot to change back my bad xD. But yeah, Netherlands ain't "Nordic" brother.
>>518711533I'm Black, keep coping cracker.
>>518712627Yes but it is right next door. I know your country is about the size of a golf course but the American mind can intuit that visiting 300km away for a weekend is not a big deal.
I fucked a brown girl that was like that. I was not feeling too well the day after.
>>518706683why do cats DO do that ? my cat always follows me to watch me shit too for whatever reason, why ?
>>518712170Mutt's law again...
>>518712729So desirable they had to use an AI picture?>>518712756Damn why would you visit Denmark of all places? Literally nothing of value here lmao. Thanks for supporting our economy I guess.>American mind can intuit that visiting 300km away for a weekend is not a big dealThat's hardly unique to Americans, people travel all over europe for shor trips, it's pretty normal here too :)
>>518711767classic
>>518709301Who the fuck wipes back to front? I'm a man and I wipe front to back. How do you even do that? Reach in from between your legs rather than go around the back? Does anyone actually wipe like this? Do you not get shit on your sack?
>>518712970when you shit you are most vurnable, some gypsi could steal your shit, the cat is protecting you
>>518712970Cats often don't like being alone, so they follow you wherever and they don't share your human concerns of privacy.
>>518713556the fucker doesn't follow me in the kitchen or anywhere else, just the toiletif i go at 2 am he'll wake up too just to watch me shit