>>518720689Take that money and give them a bonus instead. Better yet, give them a raise.
>>518720689How do I profit from retards like this?
>>518720945own a pumpkin patch
>>518720689>my employeesI’m not friends with my employees. We understand what we are to each other and it works well
>>518720689An outing? Is he a faggot or something?
>>518720689Did they not have their employees RSVP first?
Bet this retard planned it on a weekend
>>518720689Maybe make sure people's schedules line up and you won't be wasting so much money for something nobody wanted to attend, dumbass
Ask people for confirmations first.If they confirm they'll be there but don't show up it's on them. Otherwise it's on you.
how they get all that stuff there with no peopleanyway my job incentivizes going to these things with pay and free swag and theyre always popular
>>518720689who the fuck wants to be at a pumpkin patch for 10 hours
>>518720689>show up to a fucking pumpkin patch to hang out with a bunch of people I can't fucking stand because they're all ugly and nonWhite
why spend time with your family or take a nap or study a language when you can play friends with your boss haha
>>518720689I only show up to work parties when they're during company time and there's free alcohol
>>518720845This. Better yet, fire that person and give the money you saved to the people that actually do something for your company. Or keep it for yourself. No one cares that they got to hang out at a park with their coworkers, any bonding they make would have already happened at work or off the clock if they wanted, they'll appreciate having more money in their pockets though.
>>518720689id show up if it was during work hours and still on the clock
>>518720689Yes, people are rude
>>518720689>spend most of my time with coworkers>expect to spend free time also with coworkers I can't understand the thinking here, what on Earth is wrong with you thinking i want to spend an entire day of my well earned weekend on the people i see more than my family at home, just sick and twisted.
>>518720689aren't you supposed to pass around a memo and find out how many people are interested before doing this kind of thing?but a pumpkin patch?a fucking pumpkin patch?that's where you take your sperg girlfriend or your kidsbook a fucking bar or steak joint for your employees if you want them to show up
>>518720689Kek. Redditard btfo.
>>518720689>redditor trying to socialize with his employeesno shit no one would come
Only government shitters do this because they literally get a paid day off to do it. If you are private sector and do any of this dumb fucking shit don't act surprised that your employees don't show up for an unpaid chance to get fired for not even doing their job.
>>518721278Id go if there was booze and free food
also 11am to 9pm what the fuck kind of shit is thatare you telling me that retard has been standing in a miserable lot for 6 hours tapping his foot, checking his watch and looking around with despair and frustrationfucking kek
>>518720689they clearly don't employ any white people
>>518721575They are all to busy with their second and third jobs to do anything else.
>>518721068>own a pumpkin patchKek!
>>518720945>>518721068/thread
>>518720689>fun outing>funWrong
>>518720689I already have to spend 40 hours every week with your smelly ass. Why the fuck would I want to spend even more time with you outside of work?
>>518721068>>518721767This guy truly is thinking
>>518721856>we're like a family here anon!
>>518720689>redditors>/out/Kek
>>518721856This, plus people at work only have work in common so it ends up being an unpaid work meeting
>>518721648I know you just made this up based on feelings but you are completely, 100% wrong. Government employees typically have to be at buildings/locations during work hours by law, especially now that RTO has gotten jammed through. Private employees do not.
>>518720689yet another boss that doesn't understand that his employees are there for the paycheck. your employees are only friendly towards each other so they don't lose their access to the paycheck. the entire relationship top to bottom is based on money. when do those types of relationships ever last?every boss out there has to learn this the hard way for some reason. if you want friends, go to a bar and don't involve your money
>>518721981that's their goal
>>518720689The last thing I want to do on my time off is hangout with my coworkers. I like most of them, but we spent too much time together as it is. Anyways, as a business owner this is an important lesson to learn. You can't assume anyone is interested in your service or product just because it exists.
You aren't taking my saturday and sunday too
>>518721526mine used to do a yearly picnic that was very popular until the alkies ruined it by setting off fireworks that nearly hit someone's kid which led to a fistfight in the parking lot.
>>518722009>EM Dashesshe used chatgpt, she actually hates youlmfaooooo
>>518722083>by lawYeah and "by law" they also have to do these gay baby trust exercise fun camp trips every year as part of some failure health and wellness welfare for the well off. Maybe Trump put the end to that waste of a program, I hope so.>Private employees do not.Because they aren't paid to so legally no they don't have to.
>>518722009>you can share with your transgender brotherDamn, I would have used chatgpt too.
>>518720689>Be me>Used to work for a shit company>Company lied, cheated and stole from employees>Company lied to perspective employees/ applicants >Company had some good jobs as "core employees">Company had lots of shit jobs at sister company called a "contractor" company>I worked at shit "contractor" company.>"Contractor" company employees worked in the same locations and departments as "core employees".>either you were a "core employee" or a piece of shit to be treated like shit>Company had yearly company paid dinners, as relic of the long gone years the company treated employees well.>Company invites employees to dinner at some stupid overpriced location.>Only the useless kiss ass employees show up>Core company boss: Anon, way did you not come to the dinner?!!!>I was not paid to be there. I hate you and this company... all of you are lying theiving piece of shit.>Boss: Anon, that is grounds for termination!!!!>Fire me asshole... no one wants to work here, so just fire me, and I'll collect unemployment. If you challenge my claim, then I'll fuck you up (aka code for kill him).>Boss: Anon!!! We aRe a BiG HaPPy fAmiLY CoRe and NoN-COre EmpLOyeeS!!!!
>>518720689Why didn't he just ask people to say if they were interested in coming beforehand?
>>518720689only ass kissing, brown nosing, jew cock riding people would go to something like this.
I don't turn up to work shit outside of contracted hours.They don't pay me anywhere near as much as they should, so they can fuck themselves. Triple my salary and I might show up to your event with a smile, until then I will continue to steal stuff from work and do bare minimum.
>>518721968Why does she need a sun allergy helmet indoors?
>>518722627Riveting.
>>518720689Is there free food? I don't see any.
>>518722876It's on the table
>>518722748>only ass kissing, brown nosing, jew cock riding people would go to something like thisSo how was the pumpkin patch?
>>518723100Kek
Work outings are dangerous. I got in a lot of trouble for lifting a shetland pony off the ground and trying to overhead press her at one.
>>518720689You aren't paying people enough to pay their bills and want them to take time off from their other jobs to spend money to go hang out with you more.
>>518721376this, I see these people enough
>>518723100>So how was the pumpkin patch?It was very pleasant without all the goy.
>>518722009>can’t even be bothered to remove the botslop in the beginning lol
>>518723100>>518723218I don't get it
>>518722627ywnbace
>>518720689>ohmygoodness after work team building activities!!Unless you're paying me overtime to be there, I'm dematerializing the moment clock hits 4 PM.
>>518720689HahhahaLol fuck coworkers they are nothing but scum. I would not only never show up to one of these I would never ever put one on Retard
>>518721656You see these people enough, you literally get paid to see them. Now they want to suck the small amiunt of time you get away from them. And 99% of them you will never speak to again once either one of you leaves the company. And the 1% that do are christmas card type bullshit. No fuck them, not enough free booze or food for that.
>>518722009Oh wow I totally believe this, poor transgender let them in the bathrooms
>>518720689>Weekend work outting at a pumpkin patchI'd rather die
>>518720689This thread says a lot about Americans.
>>518721856free food is free food
i wouldnt even show up to paid off site events like meetings or outside normal hours training
>>518720845This. If you really want to show your employees appreciation, give them a raise, offer them better benefits, give them extra PTO, let them work from home, do literally anything that would actually benefit them and make their lives a little easier.
>>518724497Are you a jeet? Is that why you need free food?
>>518720689Ahh the capitalists thinks the working class owes him gratitude. How cute.
>>518721276A redditor that is slowly realizing he's an insufferable cunt
>>518720689>Fun outing for work Oxymoron
>>518724559This And you know this nigger will punish his workers for this , guaranteed
>pumpkin patchdoes he employ children?
>>518725732Pumpkin cult
>>518720689I wouldn't join in with a redditor's idea of 'fun', either
I work to get paid, I don't give a shit about the people there.
>>518720689What is an "outing", here?
>>518721968Leftists are something else.
>>518725810I don't get it
>>518721981>unpaid work meetingAnd that's illegal according to my union.
One time I worked security at Apple and I was talkative with all of the employees there, I invited a bunch of people over for my birthday and no one showed up and then the next day they all asked how it went and made up an excuse.
>>518720689Where are the hookers?
>>518722808UV lights maybe?
>>518724497>luxury soup
>>518720689Bitch they already see you all week long, they dont want to see you on their day off, they aint your friends.
>>518720689>11am-9pmWho the FUCK what's to be around fellow employees on a day off for TEN FUCKING HOURS?!
>>518720689NOBODY WANTS TO GO WORK EVENTSIT WILL NEVER BE A THINGSTOP
Id get drunk and start smashing pumpkins
>>518720689I would fire them all on Nov 1.>Have fun for the Holidays niggers.
>>518720689>11am to 9pm>spend my whole day off sitting with co workers in a field
>>518720689>Fun outing for work>11am-9pmImagine spending more time out of your life with insufferable individuals. Can't be me though, I have no friends and I don't even work.
>>518726933I'd rather hose out a stranger's pocket pussy.
>>518723829>ywnbace>You will never be a core employeeYeah, That is why one day they fucked with me too much, then I walked off the job. Next work day, I comeback to get my tools.>Anon! We have a meeting for you!!!>Go to meeting just for the lulz>They start off>I start yelling at them: fuck you!>You are not going to chew my ass! FUCK YOU!>I just came back for my tools! FUCK YOU!!!>Anon, please don't quit! >We are already shorthanded! >FUCK YOU!>Anon, please at least give notice, as emplyee agreement says!>OK, 2 weeks... then FUCK YOU, I'm out in 2 weeks!!>2 weeks of them trying to get me to stay>3 moths after I leave, I hear HR hires a one arm nigger to take the job.>A ONE ARM NIGGER, as a mechanic!!!! LMFAO completely useless! Funny thing, they knew what was going to happen, when the HR dykes got involved. Useless fucking boomer bosses lying and holding the 0% chance of being a core employee as bait. I bet the one arm nigger also quit after about a year. If you can only hold employees for 1 to 2 years, then something wrong with the management and the company.
>>518720689Should have just had a BBQ in the parking lot Friday afternoon, instead of some gay ass pumpkin patch on my day off. I don't even see any pumpkins
>>518720845Exactly. His employees already see enough of his ass at work. The last thing they want is to see him on their day off.Give them a bonus instead of some faggot picnic or team building event.
>>518720689lmao turns out nobody liked his reddit browsing ass
>>518727141Day off
>>518720689This is why I overland with my 4Runner TRD ORP. Only other overlanders around me.
>>518721293I honestly like my managers, but then again they don't do much but provide me with network numbers and funding for equipment in order for me to do my job.They don't understand what I do, so I give them PowerPoints written for program manager types in order to motivate the business case for my research. They then sell the ppts to bizdev and get money. Sometimes we write white papers or respond to BAAs/RFPs together and get some sweet customer cash. I get drinks with them all the time, as well as my directors and vps. Even though they're higher up in the business food chain, I earn about as much as a director and we all depend on each other in some symbiotic way to keep the long con going.
>>518721143This, and ironically I do show up to things like this because of it.
>>518721648Sambo on the job?
>>518720689i give thanks i'm not delusional enough to expect my employees to show up unpaid for 10 hours on a saturday to bake in the sun and make no money at all hanging out with people they don't really like.
>>518724459Do Brazilians look like that?
people at my work do events, usually they just go to a chain restaurants because its someones birthday
>>518725199Victory! Health!
>>518720689I always get on well with my colleagues wherever i've worked but I never attend any social gatherings with them, even going for a quick pint at the pub. Just easier to keep your work life and social life completely separate.
>>518720689God, i hate this fake ass "we are family" approach in work.99.9% of people don't give a fuck about muh company culture and "being a family", they just want money to fucking survive. Then some retarded HR manager / boss comes up with these cringe fruit wednesday or some shitass camping trip on the weekend outside of work expecting you do dedicate your fucking free day off work after wage slaving whole week for some shitass co-worker camping. How about giving me a fucking bonus bitch isntead of this bullshit.
>>518720689
>>518720689I get extreme heatings at public gatherings
>>518727141>The last thing they want is to see him on their day off.The fuck? Do americans really...?
>>518720689>one of 3 people who work night shift>all the work outings are scheduled for when I'm asleep>some of them even sound fun sometimes
>>518720845Yeah fuck community and getting to know your coworkers and possibly making friends. The only thing in life that matters is cold hard cash everything else can go to hell
>>518721350You can't fire the boss.
>>518720689They're all busy getting drunk.
>>518727617>we are familywe're gonna abuse you too
>>518727830There's always a bigger boss.
>>518721143Nice catch. This could be a narcissistic relationship. My dad is nice to me right before the manipulation or abuse comes.
>>518727647What a sad picture. I don't like it. Why show me this? I'd go to his party : (
>>518720689Did you do this during a work day? Because if you did not, fuck you. My weekends are MINE. I ain't coming to some fuck off jerk off with coworkers in a pumpkin patch all god damn day on a weekend. You wanna do shit like this do it during a workday, when you pay us to do stupid shit like this. I mean, ffs it's right in your own damn post: FOR WORK. It's a work outing. Better be paid. I don't get paid on the weekend.
>>518720945b2b event organizer
>AI is going to take over the world"HR Dykes" can refer to H. Robert Dykes Jr., a doctor who is the son of Dr. Hillie Robert Dykes Sr., or H. R. Dykes, O.D., an optometrist in South Lake Tahoe, CA. It could also be a typo for HR dykes, which may refer to the "dioritic dykes" associated with HR rocks in a geological context. H. Robert Dykes Jr. (1918-1963): A doctor who is the son of Hillie Robert Dykes, Sr., MD. H. R. Dykes, O.D.: An optometrist located in South Lake Tahoe, CA. HR dykes (geological term): In a scientific context, "HR dykes" could refer to HR dioritic dykes, which are a type of rock formation studied in geology. Elliott Dykes: A person with the last name Dykes who works in HR at McKesson, the Senior Director of HR Operations.
>>518727800>muh 'community'Fuck that retarded yankee word and fuck 'community'. I couldn't care less about 'community' that consists of skitskins, libtards, feminists and room temperature IQ niggerfaggots. I toil for a job to pay for rent and groceries, not to be part of the 'cooooomunity' Give me money/free time or fuck off.
>work is hosting a function>it's during working hours>show up>make sure the right people see me>leave immediately after>not during work hours>don't goSimple as
>>518727617>God, i hate this fake ass "we are family" approach in work.Amen brother.Sorry if I'm not excited by the pizza party and hanging out with you on my day off, boss.
>>518727800>get to know your coworkers>they just use your "friendship" to get you to cover for their shifts all the timethe west is doneaccept it
>>518728146>stabs you in the back the first chance they get
>>518721068thisimagine how much the guy that owned the pumpkin patch in Peanuts comics would've made if he had that dork Linus pay an entry fee?
>>518720689>11am-9pm
>>518722083Gov't can actually do events like this during work hours, there is also a whole morale program group that sets them up (if on the military side). Mainly we use them to give out performance awards and shit, and they really are like once a year or so. Basically there will be like a picnic thing and a christmas party, and individual offices can do potlucks and stuff. The main thing is there are rules against gifts and other crap on food. However, they tend to be half days or less. Not some all day shit like OP.
>>518720689>zoom inGreat value crackersGreat value pastry snacksGreat Value hotdog buns, 12 packA ketchup bottleA can of generic beerA box of aluminum foilWoah, a feast for kings. Presuming there's some walmart brand "great value" hotdogs in the cooler. Don't know how he was planning cooking the hotdogs or was just going to serve them cold with a squirt of ketchup. Or if he had sausages in the first place.But yeah. This is "I'm spending less than 20$ on the cheapest junk I can find so trade the goodwill to avoid giving them a raise"I've had an 'office party' where they so cheap they served a couple frozen pizza they heated in the canteen microwave, along with some generic purple drink in plastic cups. We were told to clean up before we left. Was the only 'office party' I ever attended.
>>518720845>>518721350>>518724559That picture wasn't even 500$How much of a raise do you think a 500$ can make up for?
>>518722627This was xcel energy and I bet that boss' name started with an N and contained 4 letters.I am almost certain I was in this exact position with this fella.Anon can you confirm
>>518720689The only work event I didn't go to was the owner paid for a limo and concert tickets for everyone to go see Carlos Santana. My ex at the time was being a cunt and said I shouldn't go so we went out to dinner instead. She mostly just looked at her phone and I heard all the employees had free drinks and mushroom chocolates at the concert. My friend told me the big titty lady from accounting who was always hitting on me was sad I didn't go. He said she got super fucked up and I missed my chance to nuzzle her cans like a newborn high as fuck on mushrooms
>>518720689haha, FUCK doing work shit on a Saturday. You know xe/xer planned this for the weekend.
>>518727016>Can't be me though, I have no friends and I don't even work.Living the dream, anon... living the dream
>>518720689This dummy probably did this on the weekend. Why the fuck would anyone want to go to a work thing on their day off? Make it on a work day and say "you have to attend the event just as if you were going to work, you still get paid", then people would show up.Oh wait, you wouldn't do that, because that would take time away from the workers doing their job, which you don't want, but you expect the workers to lose their free time to your little event.
>>518727647>>518727973
>>518721968I actually went fishing with someone I met through /out/. He was surprisingly normal and very helpful. I learned a ton about fishing but I still can't tie knots kek
>>518727800>getting to know your coworkers and possibly making friendsOh you mean like the people they started ghosting when that took this stupid dead end job?They deserve this fate>>518720845>>518720689They don't deserve a bonus. They don't deserve anything but tax hikes and divorce + alimony
>>518720689>I work with a bunch of niggers!lol
I had a female manager once who would do this shit. She had no kids and tried to insert herself into our lives.
Everyone is demoralized. What's the point of going out when it only introduces possible problems? No one can afford a fuck up and so don't risk it.
>>518729069>tried to insert herself into our lives.Most annoying trait about some people. Like dude, get some hobbies of your own.
>>518729233Those people had fake plastic parents so they grew up fake and plastic.
>>518720689>wanting me to go to a work function not mandated on my day offshit only mattered when networking had to be done mostly in person.It actually made sense at the time, work had to be done, but you had to spend time with your families also.The kids can play together, the women can talk, the men can have a beer and talk a little business that needed to be done.Bro send me a fucking email what is this shit lmao.
>>518727973It's from Kyojin no Hoshi ep 92. >>518728956Based
>>518721145it's likely the HR childless overweight karen cunt that everyone hates
First of all 11am-9pm is WAY too long for a work event. Second you don’t plan something like this without confirming interest and that people will be coming. You know this person just “planned” it on his own and just sent a work email without even talking to anyone about it. Autists need to be culled.
>>518728672No, it was not xcel.It was another billion dollar corporation, which pissed millions of dollars away on bullshit waste and corruption. However, they steal money and the benefits from new employees to make share holders happy.
>>518721068>>518720945>>518720845>>518720689That's not even a pumpkin patch It's an unmowed field crawling with ticks
>>518720689>tfw some fag i work with wants to hang out when all I really want to do is stay home and carve a pumpkin
>>518729442Everyone could show up to this, but staggered so they never actually see each other. This must be bullshit for laughs.
>>518721068kek, pwned
>>518721694KEKlove that visual
>>518729442>First of all 11am-9pm is WAY too long for a work event.adding to my post also this.unless it's specifically to cull a client and lock him in. I ain't giving a whole fucking day off to my boss in any situation.this ain't the army with mandatory fun days.
>>518720689Damn you must be a really fucking shit boss to get absolutely no traction on something like this, at the very least you should be able to get the asskissers involved, if nobody is even willing to kiss your ass you are a truly awful boss.
i used to go to gay shit like this just to eat as much food as i could then immediately fuck off
>>518722255>she used chatgptAnother subtle hint is that the dumb bitch copied the beginning of ChatGPT's response, up there at the top
>>518720689that's actually kind of sad. i'd have gone just to cheer him up, even iif he is a redditor=(
>>518720689>employeesif no one came, he should take the hint.hint: he's not as well liked by his employees as he thinks he is
>>518720689Ghosted. Did you know these people or just wishfull thinking?
>>518729853Some of my work outings are pretty great, we all go see a baseball game once per year, fully paid for. We go bowling a few times, again fully paid for. And then the Christmas party has free wine and a buffet table and a raffle with decent prizes (I won a 65" 4K TV one year). You gotta make it worth your employees time to actually go.
>>518722627Okay, but what about the bonus situation?
>>518729412I guarantee you the shit is on a weekend AND there is no booze
>>518721376Bosses are addicted to consuming other people's time like parasites. They get a rush from draining your life essence
>>518728674You chose a woman over Carlos Santana? Fucking wild. Black Magic Woman for real.
i lost a job once because i didn't goto the bosses xmas party at his house. which would have involved PAYING $60 for drinks right up front. and giving gifts to his kids!got fired in jan. didn't care. wasn't paid enough to care.
>>518729543Right? Imagine you actually show up and it’s just you and the boss and he’s just seething about how no one else is there and trying to be pleasant. This is prisoners dilemma shit.
>>518720689Sorry, man. Sucks reaching out and failing. Share this with your guests.
>>518730272Not all. I’m a manager and I avoid talking to my employees as much as possible especially when they try to be friendly and talk about non work related matters.
>>518728146>>they just use your "friendship" to get you to cover for their shifts all the timeI've fallen for this several times, and eventually ended up quitting each time. Then when you don't cover for them on the reg they act all betrayed. Fuck those people.
>>518730406You suck. We get it. Just be honest about it
>>518730165got a friend who got free metallica tickets from working at gibson, pretty fucking boss.i'd love to go to a hockey game with my workers.bosses always choose the dumbest options for wage slavery shit
>>518730329My brother did a stint at McDonald's and was forced to pay for part of the owner's christmas gift or he'd get fired, the owner was a multimillionaire who owned a dozen franchises and my brother made minimum wage and was in high school.
>>518720689The average person has become mentally deranged from the 2 years of copevidHave (You) noticed everyone is always “busy”, STILL, since 2022 when Putin cured the deadly virus by starting a warEVERYBODY is “busy” nowAnd by busy they mean they have to get home and continue their covid indoors lockdown routine of watching tv shows and scrolling eternally on the internet, it’s what makes the vaccinated feel safe and secure in their cageIt’s an “all about me” world now and it’s only going to finally end when barbarians like me come out of my rural home and start raping you and this entire civilisation of vaccinated cowards en masse
>>518730526I just don’t try to force myself into the “extroverted manager who wants to hear all about your life and family” meme. Some people probably think I suck. I’m just there to do a job like everyone else.
>>518720689I went to a work event last month. They pushed it on us hard for weeks. They even scheduled it at a pub/ restaurant right by the office so people could go. Guess what they didn’t tell us? That we had to pay for our own food and drinks. Fuck that. Never going to that type of shit again.
>>518722627This nigga's boss is interested enough in him to notice when he wasn't at an off-work event, cared enough and had the initiative to go approach said employee at work and ask if everything was ok, and instead of leveraging that obvious interest anon decided to torch himself with a butthurt rantThat was the time to ask for a promotion to a good job, you moron
>>518730761loudly ask the bartender if they take food stamps
>>518727070>bosses literally begging him to stay>didn't think to name the position he wanted with a fuck-you salary and see what they come back withHoly shit some people are destined to stay poor
>>518730172>Okay, but what about the bonus situation?We got 0 paid time off a year. Holidays = loss time. Sick/ vacation = lost time and fired if more than 2 weeks a year. Some employee would beg for overtime, before the holiday season, so they could keep the same income level. Shit ass company always used to force me to work overtime, because I was top 10% of emplyees, including counting the "core employees". BTW "core employees" were useless fucking boomers the company attempted to fire and make "contractor's" employees, but the union would not allow it.Bonus... what the fuck are you talking about? The company stole money from employees. It is a wonder some of the managers were not killed. I 100% understand why some employees "go postal". I used to talk to employees about driving a fuel truck into the HR building and burning it to the ground. Other employees used to talk about stetting fire to the coal yard. Other employees used to talk about wanting the manager(s) to come out on "the floor" (aka work space) so they could kill the managers with an "accident". Bonus... what the fuck are you smoking, bong?
>>518721143in a better world, you would have no employees and would rather be slaving away in a work camp.
>>518731063working in retail you really wonder why there aren't way more murders
>>518731154The answer is that anyone who works retail past the age of 23 is a lazy loser who is literally 100% talkAnyone there is choosing to spend their one existence in an absolutely pointless, easy, dead-end job when there is any other job you could choose
>>518731455you can spend years of your life training for some shit just for the economy to shift and say lol fuck you bye we have pajeets noweat shit nigger
>>518731455you are confused. i'm talking about the public.
>>518731565Retail "worker" identified>>518731724YOU'RE the public
>>518731907no. i'm not.
>>518731907>Retail "worker" identifiedwrong and i actually prefer more physically demanding jobs
>>518720689>boss invites you to day long party>dry event = no fun all day>wet event = good chance I'll be unemployed by MondayNot surprised nobody showed up
>>518731972Too late anon, I already sick burned youYou public as fuck nigga>>518732038Based
>>518720845>Better yet, give them a raise.Sigh.. FUCKING DUMB
>>518720845ThisFuck gatherings, I go to work to make some fucking money
>>518720689Work outings or other work sponsored social activities are extremely gay and offensive.
>>518721208>going to these things with payNot in my job description, fuck off with your humiliation ritual.
>>518720689>reeeee why won't my wagies hang around me and kiss my ass in my free timeI have my own shit to do outside of work, I sure as fuck don't want to hang around with my managers or the executives in my free time.
>>518728498>mandatory fun day where you have to spend time with the wives you've fucked on rear detatchmentGod I hated these things when I was in.
>>518721208the picnic tables were likely provided by the business, the chairs and bags would fit folded up between the wagon and the wheelbarrow.
>>518730531True. But people got issues. They look up to you for help. It means a lot to them when they reach out, even for endorsement at a fucking barbecue for a couple hours.
>>518732533Nice cope. Dude probably has a cousin getting a housing allowance anyways. We good here.
>>518728600I’d probably just bring good coffee and pastries at the beginning of the workweek for as long as our stingy company would be willing to pay for. Nobody likes forced social interaction.
this would only be a good idea if you had a bunch of kids activities set up and you knew you had employees looking to do something with their kids on the weekend
>>518722808I know you don't go outside and all, but typically you have to go outside to get to the store.
>>518720845>>518732240You absolutely can throw parties from company money (a limited amount of it and with all the receipts, etc, etc.) as a team-building activity, nobody needs to pay this from their own pockets (if your laws allow it).It is accounted/booked for in a different way (as expense, not wage), hence it will likely always exist alongside and you can't just switch the two interchangably.Otherwise, when it comes down to actual company activites, lasertag and paintball are often too extreme for Becky from accounting, so it's often company picknicks as the most neutral thing.Hey, free lunch and/or breakfast, that's cool.And these are "more pure" motives than the type of boss in OP.We're not all friends, at work, we should be "professional" even.
>>518725360anon he's bitching on reddit that nobody bothered to show up, if he made that realization he wouldn't have made the bitchy narcissim post in the first place.
>>518731151Who would run the slave camp anon? You? Useless faggot
>>518720689Guess this guy is one of those that think of their business as a "big family", while paying minimum wage and overworking them. Those are the worst places to work in.
>>518733040Really good point 2bh>hey want to find a babysitter to pay so you can come to a not very fun sounding off hours work event
>>518727647Why did no one come?Is he an asshole?
>>518733813i'm not, i'm just trying to be helpful, which is what a good moderator does. it's a bit of a thankless job because people are just so fucking rude and lazy.
>>518731020>keep eating shit at a place that disrespects you for a few pieces of paper that won't beat inflation anyways
It's telling that this post was deleted from reddit because it was a troll post by a reputation farmer but reposted here and it stays up.
>>518733052It looks like a pain in the ass you'd want to take off once you got indoors.
>>518720689should have give them a pizza ticket or something.
>>518728035need an app, roastie midwit managers with budgets to burn would eat it up.
>>518720689Nobody wants to hang out with their co-workers. This has always been a thing.
>>518727800This but unironically.
>>518720689This is what happens when Helen in HR thinks people value a fucking pizza party more than a $5 per hour raise. Meanwhile, Helen made sure she got that raise.I fucking hate corporate work so much I'm fucking quitting and becoming a mechanic.
We sometimes have work "outings" or whatever at the local park. I never go because 80% of my coworkers are jeets, and they bring their extended families for the free food and I just don't being around jeets if I can help it. Also jeets get their disgusting shit covered hands in all the food they have no hygiene.
>>518720689People have their own problems to deal with.
>>518721526The thinking is simple : 8 hours a day for weeks / months / years / decades, you start to believe all the people you see that often are your friends, genuinely like you and aren't just here because they need to pay their bills...
>>518720689My coworkers aren't my friends. I don't hate them I even like most of them, but they're not my friends and I have no interest in spending more time with them outside of work especially unpaid. HR wagies need a major reality check.
>>518722009>Not even deleting the part that ChatGPT spit out to summarize what it wrote up for youPower move
>>518727647Merry Christmas Hoshi-san. I put cash under your pillow. 頑張ってお願い.
>>518734201>keep eating shitIf your boss is begging you to stay, you are choosing to eat shit. He will do whatever it takes to make you not leave and he is so desperate that he's not even trying to play it cool with you. Just openly saying "please don't quit"It's a fucking job, man, they're not your mommy or your friend. They'll pay you what you agree to be paid and if you don't like the number or the position it's on you to bring that up, otherwise your boss, who has their own responsibilities and a bunch of employees to supervise/schedule plus whatever important stuff they have going on in their own life, are going to assume you're ok.If they're begging you not to leave, then it's time to name your price to stay. That's just business. If they can't afford that, then it's no hard feelings. But throwing a shit fit because you're mad that your boss didn't understand you're the main character of the world is child behavior. Now instead of a promotion and big raise from the company who wanted desperately to keep him, anon gets to start at the bottom somewhere else, and at least a few people will remember anon as the guy with a shitty attitude who freaked out and quit out of nowhere, leaving them shorthanded at the worst time, rather than just ask for a raise. And word gets around.
>>518727800Retarded goy fuckwit, your coworkers aren't your fucking friends you braindead nigger. Jobs are transactional and any employment you take up is inherently exploitation unless you are in the DEI/jew class.
