>>518720689Take that money and give them a bonus instead. Better yet, give them a raise.
>>518720689How do I profit from retards like this?
>>518720945own a pumpkin patch
>>518720689>my employeesI’m not friends with my employees. We understand what we are to each other and it works well
>>518720689An outing? Is he a faggot or something?
>>518720689Did they not have their employees RSVP first?
Bet this retard planned it on a weekend
>>518720689Maybe make sure people's schedules line up and you won't be wasting so much money for something nobody wanted to attend, dumbass
Ask people for confirmations first.If they confirm they'll be there but don't show up it's on them. Otherwise it's on you.
how they get all that stuff there with no peopleanyway my job incentivizes going to these things with pay and free swag and theyre always popular
>>518720689who the fuck wants to be at a pumpkin patch for 10 hours
>>518720689>show up to a fucking pumpkin patch to hang out with a bunch of people I can't fucking stand because they're all ugly and nonWhite
why spend time with your family or take a nap or study a language when you can play friends with your boss haha
>>518720689I only show up to work parties when they're during company time and there's free alcohol
>>518720845This. Better yet, fire that person and give the money you saved to the people that actually do something for your company. Or keep it for yourself. No one cares that they got to hang out at a park with their coworkers, any bonding they make would have already happened at work or off the clock if they wanted, they'll appreciate having more money in their pockets though.
>>518720689id show up if it was during work hours and still on the clock
>>518720689Yes, people are rude
>>518720689>spend most of my time with coworkers>expect to spend free time also with coworkers I can't understand the thinking here, what on Earth is wrong with you thinking i want to spend an entire day of my well earned weekend on the people i see more than my family at home, just sick and twisted.
>>518720689aren't you supposed to pass around a memo and find out how many people are interested before doing this kind of thing?but a pumpkin patch?a fucking pumpkin patch?that's where you take your sperg girlfriend or your kidsbook a fucking bar or steak joint for your employees if you want them to show up
>>518720689Kek. Redditard btfo.
>>518720689>redditor trying to socialize with his employeesno shit no one would come
Only government shitters do this because they literally get a paid day off to do it. If you are private sector and do any of this dumb fucking shit don't act surprised that your employees don't show up for an unpaid chance to get fired for not even doing their job.
>>518721278Id go if there was booze and free food
also 11am to 9pm what the fuck kind of shit is thatare you telling me that retard has been standing in a miserable lot for 6 hours tapping his foot, checking his watch and looking around with despair and frustrationfucking kek
>>518720689they clearly don't employ any white people
>>518721575They are all to busy with their second and third jobs to do anything else.
>>518721068>own a pumpkin patchKek!
>>518720945>>518721068/thread
>>518720689>fun outing>funWrong
>>518720689I already have to spend 40 hours every week with your smelly ass. Why the fuck would I want to spend even more time with you outside of work?
>>518721068>>518721767This guy truly is thinking
>>518721856>we're like a family here anon!
>>518720689>redditors>/out/Kek
>>518721856This, plus people at work only have work in common so it ends up being an unpaid work meeting
>>518721648I know you just made this up based on feelings but you are completely, 100% wrong. Government employees typically have to be at buildings/locations during work hours by law, especially now that RTO has gotten jammed through. Private employees do not.
>>518720689yet another boss that doesn't understand that his employees are there for the paycheck. your employees are only friendly towards each other so they don't lose their access to the paycheck. the entire relationship top to bottom is based on money. when do those types of relationships ever last?every boss out there has to learn this the hard way for some reason. if you want friends, go to a bar and don't involve your money
>>518721981that's their goal
>>518720689The last thing I want to do on my time off is hangout with my coworkers. I like most of them, but we spent too much time together as it is. Anyways, as a business owner this is an important lesson to learn. You can't assume anyone is interested in your service or product just because it exists.
You aren't taking my saturday and sunday too
>>518721526mine used to do a yearly picnic that was very popular until the alkies ruined it by setting off fireworks that nearly hit someone's kid which led to a fistfight in the parking lot.
>>518722009>EM Dashesshe used chatgpt, she actually hates youlmfaooooo
>>518722083>by lawYeah and "by law" they also have to do these gay baby trust exercise fun camp trips every year as part of some failure health and wellness welfare for the well off. Maybe Trump put the end to that waste of a program, I hope so.>Private employees do not.Because they aren't paid to so legally no they don't have to.
>>518722009>you can share with your transgender brotherDamn, I would have used chatgpt too.
>>518720689>Be me>Used to work for a shit company>Company lied, cheated and stole from employees>Company lied to perspective employees/ applicants >Company had some good jobs as "core employees">Company had lots of shit jobs at sister company called a "contractor" company>I worked at shit "contractor" company.>"Contractor" company employees worked in the same locations and departments as "core employees".>either you were a "core employee" or a piece of shit to be treated like shit>Company had yearly company paid dinners, as relic of the long gone years the company treated employees well.>Company invites employees to dinner at some stupid overpriced location.>Only the useless kiss ass employees show up>Core company boss: Anon, way did you not come to the dinner?!!!>I was not paid to be there. I hate you and this company... all of you are lying theiving piece of shit.>Boss: Anon, that is grounds for termination!!!!>Fire me asshole... no one wants to work here, so just fire me, and I'll collect unemployment. If you challenge my claim, then I'll fuck you up (aka code for kill him).>Boss: Anon!!! We aRe a BiG HaPPy fAmiLY CoRe and NoN-COre EmpLOyeeS!!!!
>>518720689Why didn't he just ask people to say if they were interested in coming beforehand?
>>518720689only ass kissing, brown nosing, jew cock riding people would go to something like this.
I don't turn up to work shit outside of contracted hours.They don't pay me anywhere near as much as they should, so they can fuck themselves. Triple my salary and I might show up to your event with a smile, until then I will continue to steal stuff from work and do bare minimum.
>>518721968Why does she need a sun allergy helmet indoors?
>>518722627Riveting.
>>518720689Is there free food? I don't see any.
>>518722876It's on the table
>>518722748>only ass kissing, brown nosing, jew cock riding people would go to something like thisSo how was the pumpkin patch?
>>518723100Kek
Work outings are dangerous. I got in a lot of trouble for lifting a shetland pony off the ground and trying to overhead press her at one.
>>518720689You aren't paying people enough to pay their bills and want them to take time off from their other jobs to spend money to go hang out with you more.
>>518721376this, I see these people enough
>>518723100>So how was the pumpkin patch?It was very pleasant without all the goy.
>>518722009>can’t even be bothered to remove the botslop in the beginning lol
>>518723100>>518723218I don't get it
>>518722627ywnbace
>>518720689>ohmygoodness after work team building activities!!Unless you're paying me overtime to be there, I'm dematerializing the moment clock hits 4 PM.
>>518720689HahhahaLol fuck coworkers they are nothing but scum. I would not only never show up to one of these I would never ever put one on Retard
>>518721656You see these people enough, you literally get paid to see them. Now they want to suck the small amiunt of time you get away from them. And 99% of them you will never speak to again once either one of you leaves the company. And the 1% that do are christmas card type bullshit. No fuck them, not enough free booze or food for that.
>>518722009Oh wow I totally believe this, poor transgender let them in the bathrooms
>>518720689>Weekend work outting at a pumpkin patchI'd rather die
>>518720689This thread says a lot about Americans.
>>518721856free food is free food
i wouldnt even show up to paid off site events like meetings or outside normal hours training
>>518720845This. If you really want to show your employees appreciation, give them a raise, offer them better benefits, give them extra PTO, let them work from home, do literally anything that would actually benefit them and make their lives a little easier.
>>518724497Are you a jeet? Is that why you need free food?
>>518720689Ahh the capitalists thinks the working class owes him gratitude. How cute.
>>518721276A redditor that is slowly realizing he's an insufferable cunt
>>518720689>Fun outing for work Oxymoron
>>518724559This And you know this nigger will punish his workers for this , guaranteed
>pumpkin patchdoes he employ children?
>>518725732Pumpkin cult
>>518720689I wouldn't join in with a redditor's idea of 'fun', either
I work to get paid, I don't give a shit about the people there.
>>518720689What is an "outing", here?
>>518721968Leftists are something else.
>>518725810I don't get it
>>518721981>unpaid work meetingAnd that's illegal according to my union.
One time I worked security at Apple and I was talkative with all of the employees there, I invited a bunch of people over for my birthday and no one showed up and then the next day they all asked how it went and made up an excuse.
>>518720689Where are the hookers?
>>518722808UV lights maybe?
>>518724497>luxury soup
>>518720689Bitch they already see you all week long, they dont want to see you on their day off, they aint your friends.
>>518720689>11am-9pmWho the FUCK what's to be around fellow employees on a day off for TEN FUCKING HOURS?!
>>518720689NOBODY WANTS TO GO WORK EVENTSIT WILL NEVER BE A THINGSTOP
Id get drunk and start smashing pumpkins
>>518720689I would fire them all on Nov 1.>Have fun for the Holidays niggers.
>>518720689>11am to 9pm>spend my whole day off sitting with co workers in a field
>>518720689>Fun outing for work>11am-9pmImagine spending more time out of your life with insufferable individuals. Can't be me though, I have no friends and I don't even work.
>>518726933I'd rather hose out a stranger's pocket pussy.
>>518723829>ywnbace>You will never be a core employeeYeah, That is why one day they fucked with me too much, then I walked off the job. Next work day, I comeback to get my tools.>Anon! We have a meeting for you!!!>Go to meeting just for the lulz>They start off>I start yelling at them: fuck you!>You are not going to chew my ass! FUCK YOU!>I just came back for my tools! FUCK YOU!!!>Anon, please don't quit! >We are already shorthanded! >FUCK YOU!>Anon, please at least give notice, as emplyee agreement says!>OK, 2 weeks... then FUCK YOU, I'm out in 2 weeks!!>2 weeks of them trying to get me to stay>3 moths after I leave, I hear HR hires a one arm nigger to take the job.>A ONE ARM NIGGER, as a mechanic!!!! LMFAO completely useless! Funny thing, they knew what was going to happen, when the HR dykes got involved. Useless fucking boomer bosses lying and holding the 0% chance of being a core employee as bait. I bet the one arm nigger also quit after about a year. If you can only hold employees for 1 to 2 years, then something wrong with the management and the company.
>>518720689Should have just had a BBQ in the parking lot Friday afternoon, instead of some gay ass pumpkin patch on my day off. I don't even see any pumpkins
>>518720845Exactly. His employees already see enough of his ass at work. The last thing they want is to see him on their day off.Give them a bonus instead of some faggot picnic or team building event.
>>518720689lmao turns out nobody liked his reddit browsing ass
>>518727141Day off
>>518720689This is why I overland with my 4Runner TRD ORP. Only other overlanders around me.
>>518721293I honestly like my managers, but then again they don't do much but provide me with network numbers and funding for equipment in order for me to do my job.They don't understand what I do, so I give them PowerPoints written for program manager types in order to motivate the business case for my research. They then sell the ppts to bizdev and get money. Sometimes we write white papers or respond to BAAs/RFPs together and get some sweet customer cash. I get drinks with them all the time, as well as my directors and vps. Even though they're higher up in the business food chain, I earn about as much as a director and we all depend on each other in some symbiotic way to keep the long con going.
>>518721143This, and ironically I do show up to things like this because of it.
>>518721648Sambo on the job?
>>518720689i give thanks i'm not delusional enough to expect my employees to show up unpaid for 10 hours on a saturday to bake in the sun and make no money at all hanging out with people they don't really like.
>>518724459Do Brazilians look like that?
people at my work do events, usually they just go to a chain restaurants because its someones birthday
>>518725199Victory! Health!
>>518720689I always get on well with my colleagues wherever i've worked but I never attend any social gatherings with them, even going for a quick pint at the pub. Just easier to keep your work life and social life completely separate.
>>518720689God, i hate this fake ass "we are family" approach in work.99.9% of people don't give a fuck about muh company culture and "being a family", they just want money to fucking survive. Then some retarded HR manager / boss comes up with these cringe fruit wednesday or some shitass camping trip on the weekend outside of work expecting you do dedicate your fucking free day off work after wage slaving whole week for some shitass co-worker camping. How about giving me a fucking bonus bitch isntead of this bullshit.
>>518720689
>>518720689I get extreme heatings at public gatherings
>>518727141>The last thing they want is to see him on their day off.The fuck? Do americans really...?
>>518720689>one of 3 people who work night shift>all the work outings are scheduled for when I'm asleep>some of them even sound fun sometimes
>>518720845Yeah fuck community and getting to know your coworkers and possibly making friends. The only thing in life that matters is cold hard cash everything else can go to hell
>>518721350You can't fire the boss.
>>518720689They're all busy getting drunk.
>>518727617>we are familywe're gonna abuse you too
>>518727830There's always a bigger boss.
>>518721143Nice catch. This could be a narcissistic relationship. My dad is nice to me right before the manipulation or abuse comes.
>>518727647What a sad picture. I don't like it. Why show me this? I'd go to his party : (
>>518720689Did you do this during a work day? Because if you did not, fuck you. My weekends are MINE. I ain't coming to some fuck off jerk off with coworkers in a pumpkin patch all god damn day on a weekend. You wanna do shit like this do it during a workday, when you pay us to do stupid shit like this. I mean, ffs it's right in your own damn post: FOR WORK. It's a work outing. Better be paid. I don't get paid on the weekend.
>>518720945b2b event organizer
>AI is going to take over the world"HR Dykes" can refer to H. Robert Dykes Jr., a doctor who is the son of Dr. Hillie Robert Dykes Sr., or H. R. Dykes, O.D., an optometrist in South Lake Tahoe, CA. It could also be a typo for HR dykes, which may refer to the "dioritic dykes" associated with HR rocks in a geological context. H. Robert Dykes Jr. (1918-1963): A doctor who is the son of Hillie Robert Dykes, Sr., MD. H. R. Dykes, O.D.: An optometrist located in South Lake Tahoe, CA. HR dykes (geological term): In a scientific context, "HR dykes" could refer to HR dioritic dykes, which are a type of rock formation studied in geology. Elliott Dykes: A person with the last name Dykes who works in HR at McKesson, the Senior Director of HR Operations.
>>518727800>muh 'community'Fuck that retarded yankee word and fuck 'community'. I couldn't care less about 'community' that consists of skitskins, libtards, feminists and room temperature IQ niggerfaggots. I toil for a job to pay for rent and groceries, not to be part of the 'cooooomunity' Give me money/free time or fuck off.
>work is hosting a function>it's during working hours>show up>make sure the right people see me>leave immediately after>not during work hours>don't goSimple as
>>518727617>God, i hate this fake ass "we are family" approach in work.Amen brother.Sorry if I'm not excited by the pizza party and hanging out with you on my day off, boss.
>>518727800>get to know your coworkers>they just use your "friendship" to get you to cover for their shifts all the timethe west is doneaccept it
>>518728146>stabs you in the back the first chance they get
>>518721068thisimagine how much the guy that owned the pumpkin patch in Peanuts comics would've made if he had that dork Linus pay an entry fee?
>>518720689>11am-9pm
>>518722083Gov't can actually do events like this during work hours, there is also a whole morale program group that sets them up (if on the military side). Mainly we use them to give out performance awards and shit, and they really are like once a year or so. Basically there will be like a picnic thing and a christmas party, and individual offices can do potlucks and stuff. The main thing is there are rules against gifts and other crap on food. However, they tend to be half days or less. Not some all day shit like OP.
>>518720689>zoom inGreat value crackersGreat value pastry snacksGreat Value hotdog buns, 12 packA ketchup bottleA can of generic beerA box of aluminum foilWoah, a feast for kings. Presuming there's some walmart brand "great value" hotdogs in the cooler. Don't know how he was planning cooking the hotdogs or was just going to serve them cold with a squirt of ketchup. Or if he had sausages in the first place.But yeah. This is "I'm spending less than 20$ on the cheapest junk I can find so trade the goodwill to avoid giving them a raise"I've had an 'office party' where they so cheap they served a couple frozen pizza they heated in the canteen microwave, along with some generic purple drink in plastic cups. We were told to clean up before we left. Was the only 'office party' I ever attended.
>>518720845>>518721350>>518724559That picture wasn't even 500$How much of a raise do you think a 500$ can make up for?
>>518722627This was xcel energy and I bet that boss' name started with an N and contained 4 letters.I am almost certain I was in this exact position with this fella.Anon can you confirm
>>518720689The only work event I didn't go to was the owner paid for a limo and concert tickets for everyone to go see Carlos Santana. My ex at the time was being a cunt and said I shouldn't go so we went out to dinner instead. She mostly just looked at her phone and I heard all the employees had free drinks and mushroom chocolates at the concert. My friend told me the big titty lady from accounting who was always hitting on me was sad I didn't go. He said she got super fucked up and I missed my chance to nuzzle her cans like a newborn high as fuck on mushrooms
>>518720689haha, FUCK doing work shit on a Saturday. You know xe/xer planned this for the weekend.
>>518727016>Can't be me though, I have no friends and I don't even work.Living the dream, anon... living the dream
>>518720689This dummy probably did this on the weekend. Why the fuck would anyone want to go to a work thing on their day off? Make it on a work day and say "you have to attend the event just as if you were going to work, you still get paid", then people would show up.Oh wait, you wouldn't do that, because that would take time away from the workers doing their job, which you don't want, but you expect the workers to lose their free time to your little event.
>>518727647>>518727973
>>518721968I actually went fishing with someone I met through /out/. He was surprisingly normal and very helpful. I learned a ton about fishing but I still can't tie knots kek
>>518727800>getting to know your coworkers and possibly making friendsOh you mean like the people they started ghosting when that took this stupid dead end job?They deserve this fate>>518720845>>518720689They don't deserve a bonus. They don't deserve anything but tax hikes and divorce + alimony
>>518720689>I work with a bunch of niggers!lol
I had a female manager once who would do this shit. She had no kids and tried to insert herself into our lives.
Everyone is demoralized. What's the point of going out when it only introduces possible problems? No one can afford a fuck up and so don't risk it.
>>518729069>tried to insert herself into our lives.Most annoying trait about some people. Like dude, get some hobbies of your own.
>>518729233Those people had fake plastic parents so they grew up fake and plastic.
>>518720689>wanting me to go to a work function not mandated on my day offshit only mattered when networking had to be done mostly in person.It actually made sense at the time, work had to be done, but you had to spend time with your families also.The kids can play together, the women can talk, the men can have a beer and talk a little business that needed to be done.Bro send me a fucking email what is this shit lmao.
>>518727973It's from Kyojin no Hoshi ep 92. >>518728956Based
>>518721145it's likely the HR childless overweight karen cunt that everyone hates
First of all 11am-9pm is WAY too long for a work event. Second you don’t plan something like this without confirming interest and that people will be coming. You know this person just “planned” it on his own and just sent a work email without even talking to anyone about it. Autists need to be culled.
>>518728672No, it was not xcel.It was another billion dollar corporation, which pissed millions of dollars away on bullshit waste and corruption. However, they steal money and the benefits from new employees to make share holders happy.
>>518721068>>518720945>>518720845>>518720689That's not even a pumpkin patch It's an unmowed field crawling with ticks
>>518720689>tfw some fag i work with wants to hang out when all I really want to do is stay home and carve a pumpkin
>>518729442Everyone could show up to this, but staggered so they never actually see each other. This must be bullshit for laughs.
>>518721068kek, pwned
>>518721694KEKlove that visual
>>518729442>First of all 11am-9pm is WAY too long for a work event.adding to my post also this.unless it's specifically to cull a client and lock him in. I ain't giving a whole fucking day off to my boss in any situation.this ain't the army with mandatory fun days.
>>518720689Damn you must be a really fucking shit boss to get absolutely no traction on something like this, at the very least you should be able to get the asskissers involved, if nobody is even willing to kiss your ass you are a truly awful boss.
i used to go to gay shit like this just to eat as much food as i could then immediately fuck off
>>518722255>she used chatgptAnother subtle hint is that the dumb bitch copied the beginning of ChatGPT's response, up there at the top
>>518720689that's actually kind of sad. i'd have gone just to cheer him up, even iif he is a redditor=(
>>518720689>employeesif no one came, he should take the hint.hint: he's not as well liked by his employees as he thinks he is
>>518720689Ghosted. Did you know these people or just wishfull thinking?
>>518729853Some of my work outings are pretty great, we all go see a baseball game once per year, fully paid for. We go bowling a few times, again fully paid for. And then the Christmas party has free wine and a buffet table and a raffle with decent prizes (I won a 65" 4K TV one year). You gotta make it worth your employees time to actually go.
>>518722627Okay, but what about the bonus situation?
>>518729412I guarantee you the shit is on a weekend AND there is no booze
>>518721376Bosses are addicted to consuming other people's time like parasites. They get a rush from draining your life essence
>>518728674You chose a woman over Carlos Santana? Fucking wild. Black Magic Woman for real.
i lost a job once because i didn't goto the bosses xmas party at his house. which would have involved PAYING $60 for drinks right up front. and giving gifts to his kids!got fired in jan. didn't care. wasn't paid enough to care.
>>518729543Right? Imagine you actually show up and it’s just you and the boss and he’s just seething about how no one else is there and trying to be pleasant. This is prisoners dilemma shit.
>>518720689Sorry, man. Sucks reaching out and failing. Share this with your guests.
>>518730272Not all. I’m a manager and I avoid talking to my employees as much as possible especially when they try to be friendly and talk about non work related matters.
>>518728146>>they just use your "friendship" to get you to cover for their shifts all the timeI've fallen for this several times, and eventually ended up quitting each time. Then when you don't cover for them on the reg they act all betrayed. Fuck those people.
>>518730406You suck. We get it. Just be honest about it
>>518730165got a friend who got free metallica tickets from working at gibson, pretty fucking boss.i'd love to go to a hockey game with my workers.bosses always choose the dumbest options for wage slavery shit
>>518730329My brother did a stint at McDonald's and was forced to pay for part of the owner's christmas gift or he'd get fired, the owner was a multimillionaire who owned a dozen franchises and my brother made minimum wage and was in high school.
>>518720689The average person has become mentally deranged from the 2 years of copevidHave (You) noticed everyone is always “busy”, STILL, since 2022 when Putin cured the deadly virus by starting a warEVERYBODY is “busy” nowAnd by busy they mean they have to get home and continue their covid indoors lockdown routine of watching tv shows and scrolling eternally on the internet, it’s what makes the vaccinated feel safe and secure in their cageIt’s an “all about me” world now and it’s only going to finally end when barbarians like me come out of my rural home and start raping you and this entire civilisation of vaccinated cowards en masse
>>518730526I just don’t try to force myself into the “extroverted manager who wants to hear all about your life and family” meme. Some people probably think I suck. I’m just there to do a job like everyone else.
>>518720689I went to a work event last month. They pushed it on us hard for weeks. They even scheduled it at a pub/ restaurant right by the office so people could go. Guess what they didn’t tell us? That we had to pay for our own food and drinks. Fuck that. Never going to that type of shit again.
>>518722627This nigga's boss is interested enough in him to notice when he wasn't at an off-work event, cared enough and had the initiative to go approach said employee at work and ask if everything was ok, and instead of leveraging that obvious interest anon decided to torch himself with a butthurt rantThat was the time to ask for a promotion to a good job, you moron
>>518730761loudly ask the bartender if they take food stamps
>>518727070>bosses literally begging him to stay>didn't think to name the position he wanted with a fuck-you salary and see what they come back withHoly shit some people are destined to stay poor
>>518730172>Okay, but what about the bonus situation?We got 0 paid time off a year. Holidays = loss time. Sick/ vacation = lost time and fired if more than 2 weeks a year. Some employee would beg for overtime, before the holiday season, so they could keep the same income level. Shit ass company always used to force me to work overtime, because I was top 10% of emplyees, including counting the "core employees". BTW "core employees" were useless fucking boomers the company attempted to fire and make "contractor's" employees, but the union would not allow it.Bonus... what the fuck are you talking about? The company stole money from employees. It is a wonder some of the managers were not killed. I 100% understand why some employees "go postal". I used to talk to employees about driving a fuel truck into the HR building and burning it to the ground. Other employees used to talk about stetting fire to the coal yard. Other employees used to talk about wanting the manager(s) to come out on "the floor" (aka work space) so they could kill the managers with an "accident". Bonus... what the fuck are you smoking, bong?
>>518721143in a better world, you would have no employees and would rather be slaving away in a work camp.
>>518731063working in retail you really wonder why there aren't way more murders
>>518731154The answer is that anyone who works retail past the age of 23 is a lazy loser who is literally 100% talkAnyone there is choosing to spend their one existence in an absolutely pointless, easy, dead-end job when there is any other job you could choose
>>518731455you can spend years of your life training for some shit just for the economy to shift and say lol fuck you bye we have pajeets noweat shit nigger
>>518731455you are confused. i'm talking about the public.
>>518731565Retail "worker" identified>>518731724YOU'RE the public
>>518731907no. i'm not.
>>518731907>Retail "worker" identifiedwrong and i actually prefer more physically demanding jobs
>>518720689>boss invites you to day long party>dry event = no fun all day>wet event = good chance I'll be unemployed by MondayNot surprised nobody showed up
>>518731972Too late anon, I already sick burned youYou public as fuck nigga>>518732038Based
>>518720845>Better yet, give them a raise.Sigh.. FUCKING DUMB
>>518720845ThisFuck gatherings, I go to work to make some fucking money
>>518720689Work outings or other work sponsored social activities are extremely gay and offensive.
>>518721208>going to these things with payNot in my job description, fuck off with your humiliation ritual.
>>518720689>reeeee why won't my wagies hang around me and kiss my ass in my free timeI have my own shit to do outside of work, I sure as fuck don't want to hang around with my managers or the executives in my free time.
>>518728498>mandatory fun day where you have to spend time with the wives you've fucked on rear detatchmentGod I hated these things when I was in.
>>518721208the picnic tables were likely provided by the business, the chairs and bags would fit folded up between the wagon and the wheelbarrow.
>>518730531True. But people got issues. They look up to you for help. It means a lot to them when they reach out, even for endorsement at a fucking barbecue for a couple hours.
>>518732533Nice cope. Dude probably has a cousin getting a housing allowance anyways. We good here.
>>518728600I’d probably just bring good coffee and pastries at the beginning of the workweek for as long as our stingy company would be willing to pay for. Nobody likes forced social interaction.
this would only be a good idea if you had a bunch of kids activities set up and you knew you had employees looking to do something with their kids on the weekend
>>518722808I know you don't go outside and all, but typically you have to go outside to get to the store.
>>518720845>>518732240You absolutely can throw parties from company money (a limited amount of it and with all the receipts, etc, etc.) as a team-building activity, nobody needs to pay this from their own pockets (if your laws allow it).It is accounted/booked for in a different way (as expense, not wage), hence it will likely always exist alongside and you can't just switch the two interchangably.Otherwise, when it comes down to actual company activites, lasertag and paintball are often too extreme for Becky from accounting, so it's often company picknicks as the most neutral thing.Hey, free lunch and/or breakfast, that's cool.And these are "more pure" motives than the type of boss in OP.We're not all friends, at work, we should be "professional" even.
>>518725360anon he's bitching on reddit that nobody bothered to show up, if he made that realization he wouldn't have made the bitchy narcissim post in the first place.
>>518731151Who would run the slave camp anon? You? Useless faggot
>>518720689Guess this guy is one of those that think of their business as a "big family", while paying minimum wage and overworking them. Those are the worst places to work in.
>>518733040Really good point 2bh>hey want to find a babysitter to pay so you can come to a not very fun sounding off hours work event
>>518727647Why did no one come?Is he an asshole?
>>518733813i'm not, i'm just trying to be helpful, which is what a good moderator does. it's a bit of a thankless job because people are just so fucking rude and lazy.
>>518731020>keep eating shit at a place that disrespects you for a few pieces of paper that won't beat inflation anyways
It's telling that this post was deleted from reddit because it was a troll post by a reputation farmer but reposted here and it stays up.
>>518733052It looks like a pain in the ass you'd want to take off once you got indoors.
>>518720689should have give them a pizza ticket or something.
>>518728035need an app, roastie midwit managers with budgets to burn would eat it up.
>>518720689Nobody wants to hang out with their co-workers. This has always been a thing.
>>518727800This but unironically.
>>518720689This is what happens when Helen in HR thinks people value a fucking pizza party more than a $5 per hour raise. Meanwhile, Helen made sure she got that raise.I fucking hate corporate work so much I'm fucking quitting and becoming a mechanic.
We sometimes have work "outings" or whatever at the local park. I never go because 80% of my coworkers are jeets, and they bring their extended families for the free food and I just don't being around jeets if I can help it. Also jeets get their disgusting shit covered hands in all the food they have no hygiene.
>>518720689People have their own problems to deal with.
>>518721526The thinking is simple : 8 hours a day for weeks / months / years / decades, you start to believe all the people you see that often are your friends, genuinely like you and aren't just here because they need to pay their bills...
>>518720689My coworkers aren't my friends. I don't hate them I even like most of them, but they're not my friends and I have no interest in spending more time with them outside of work especially unpaid. HR wagies need a major reality check.
>>518722009>Not even deleting the part that ChatGPT spit out to summarize what it wrote up for youPower move
>>518727647Merry Christmas Hoshi-san. I put cash under your pillow. 頑張ってお願い.
>>518734201>keep eating shitIf your boss is begging you to stay, you are choosing to eat shit. He will do whatever it takes to make you not leave and he is so desperate that he's not even trying to play it cool with you. Just openly saying "please don't quit"It's a fucking job, man, they're not your mommy or your friend. They'll pay you what you agree to be paid and if you don't like the number or the position it's on you to bring that up, otherwise your boss, who has their own responsibilities and a bunch of employees to supervise/schedule plus whatever important stuff they have going on in their own life, are going to assume you're ok.If they're begging you not to leave, then it's time to name your price to stay. That's just business. If they can't afford that, then it's no hard feelings. But throwing a shit fit because you're mad that your boss didn't understand you're the main character of the world is child behavior. Now instead of a promotion and big raise from the company who wanted desperately to keep him, anon gets to start at the bottom somewhere else, and at least a few people will remember anon as the guy with a shitty attitude who freaked out and quit out of nowhere, leaving them shorthanded at the worst time, rather than just ask for a raise. And word gets around.
>>518727800Retarded goy fuckwit, your coworkers aren't your fucking friends you braindead nigger. Jobs are transactional and any employment you take up is inherently exploitation unless you are in the DEI/jew class.
>>518720689First>>Reddt faggot so is probably unhinged faggot and no one will tell them the truth and nod along like they share the same political beliefs etc.Not my job to inform you of real life or change your diaper reddit faggot. >Your employees are not your friends better off to buy them discount cards at a work wear supply store -- so they look good on the job and you can write it off.
>>518720689>No booze>No steaks on a grill>No hookersInto the trash it goes.
>>518730823Retarded subhuman leaf. The boomer boss was mad, because his boss was there... and about 3 kiss asses were there, when there were about 20 employee in the autoshop.If the boomer POS boss gave a fuck about anyone, then the boomer POS boss would not have hide the fact the company was finally going to fill an open job at a higher pay grade. Boomer POS boss made sure some POS friend of a friend got the job.>Hey, everyone meet the new guy for x job. >He is now in one level higher and 5 dollars more an hour than I made. I WAS DOING THAT FUCKING JOB!!! THE COMPANY WAS STEALING 5 dollars an hour from me. $5 * 2000 hours a year = $10,000. Plus the 500 hours over time, which means $3875 difference. Billion dollar company steals $13,875 a year time 1.5 years, so 20,000 fucking dollars stolen from me in 2006 money! Fuck you leaf. That boomer POS boss had the power to promote me and the other guys to the open jobs. He wanted us to do those higher paid jobs at our lower pay rate, in order to get his fucking bonus. He hires lame as POS, and I still had to do their jobs and fix their fuck-ups... and get my ass chewed because "too much employee time on the work order"! KYS leaf scumbag.
>>518736454Man I feel bad for you because you are always going to be poor. See>>518735296>It's a fucking job, man, they're not your mommy or your friend. They'll pay you what you agree to be paid and if you don't like the number or the position it's on you to bring that up, otherwise your boss, who has their own responsibilities and a bunch of employees to supervise/schedule plus whatever important stuff they have going on in their own life, are going to assume you're ok.If they're begging you not to leave, then it's time to name your price to stay. That's just business. If they can't afford that, then it's no hard feelings. But throwing a shit fit because you're mad that your boss didn't understand you're the main character of the world is child behavior.>Now instead of a promotion and big raise from the company who wanted desperately to keep him, anon gets to start at the bottom somewhere else, and at least a few people will remember anon as the guy with a shitty attitude who freaked out and quit out of nowhere, leaving them shorthanded at the worst time, rather than just ask for a raise. And word gets around.When the boss is begging you to stay, he's begging you to name your price. Instead you threw a tantrum and quit because Job Mommy wasn't treating her Super Special Boy like the Most Important Boy In The WorldYou know they would've given you anything you asked for, right? If a boss isn't even trying to play it cool and is begging you not to quit then they would've given you "Core" plus an extra $10 without even arguing
>>518730327Kek
>>518731565>you can spend years of your life training for some shit just for the economy to shiftwhat did you train for?
>>518736454Anon don't you look at your paychecks? After I came back from medical leave the retards in HR at work forgot to take me off leave, first paycheck after return to work was still on FMLA wage type. They fixed it with back pay of course but you have to stay on top of these assholes.
>>518737181It seems anon's style was more to quietly seethe about every single thing he didn't like while not saying a word to his employers before blowing up and quitting when they were already shorthanded
>>518722009ChatGPT did ruin birthday messages. I gave my brother a handwritten birthday message 2 years ago and he said that it was ChatGPT even though it wasn't. Ever since then it's been "Happy Birthday" from me and nothing more.
>>518721145>so anon...did you see the game? >Oh man our boy Deantoine dedartavius looks good. Kid has a good head on his shoulders. He has a bright future with a <insert city sportsteam>
>>518722009Lmao I hope this happened.
>>518720689This is obviously fake. You always ask others who is willing to come first.
>>518720689That has happened to us twice now. No one wants to have tasty BBQ foods on me, no one wants to play cards and eat nachos on me, no one wants to play horseshoes, even the drunks at work, I don't drink but I offered to buy, even the pot heads too, I don't smoke but I offered to buy but nope! Everyone wants to just go home after work and larp online about how, "lonely" they are for attention.
>>518727070Checked. Sounds exactly like the company I quit last year. >>518736944You've never once had to work a shit job like this where the majority of people working there are literal pieces of shit. And it shows.
>>518720689Probably nobody likes that person or they're so overworked they spend any of the few hours they have off bedrotting trying to find energy to do anything. I'm working a 9-5 right now and 2 days off isn't enough to get anything fucking done. All spare hours are spend doing basic necessary chores to stay alive and healthy. It's inhuman, definitely can't actually spend time living my life.
>>518737781>"yeah just rented out some investment property for a pretty penny, might trade out my yacht and get a better rv, son's starting ND this year">have to sit and just "uh huh, cool, yeah great" because he can get you fired if you show anything less than passable interest
>>518733102>a team-building activityTeamwork is: I do my job, and you do your job.Get fucked, I'm not at work to socialize.Used to be employers would love my mentality, but now that 90% of "work" is jewish daycare they feel the need to arrange playtime bullshit.
>>518737781>Deantoine dedartaviusBlack sportsball player meme names always get me wheezing laughing.>>518739028>Used to be employers would love my mentalityIKTF. I miss this shit so much,
No I don't want to do some stupid activity with the people I work with on my off hours. I just don't fucking like anyone I work with and refuse to pretend to. If this individual wanted people to attend then they should have done it during work hours and paid the people to leisure around, or just gave them a raise.
>>518720689>10 hours longNigga...Also, this is 'I ordered us pizza, hang in there and work hard' rather than a raise.
>>518737080Kek, putting fries in a bag
>>518738754>You've never once had to work a shit job like this where the majority of people working there are literal pieces of shit. And it shows.I've worked a few, though guess what it means about you if you spend a long time working at a place full of pieces of shit?I also was a boss, turns out that involves a shit ton of work and responsibilities while also making sure my subordinates weren't killing themselves, each other, or productivity. Sadly that meant I had no time to use my telepathic abilities to see into the minds of any employees who were having problems with payroll or whatever the fuck. You're supposed to be a grown man. Act like one and ask for what you want or everyone's going to assume you're ok with what you're getting.There's almost nothing worse than some little angry bitch who spends all his time seething and complaining behind the boss' back because he's too much of a pussy to come up to the boss and say "Look, I deserve more money" There's nothing worse than one who seethes and bitches behind the boss' back because he's too much of a pussy to ask for more money, and then when the shit hits the fan THEN they decide to quit, completely fucking over everybody else who's thereAnd then they go to another company where they start at the bottom, and they seethe about how underpaid and unappreciated they are...
>>518727800These people are soulless, anon. They exist but not live, don't ever act like them, take every opportunity you find to bring joy to your life.
>>518736454Yeah, you're a sucker. I quit a job at Walmart cause them niggas were trying to make me do a job made for 2 people myself.
>>518721068Depending on where you are thats a financially sound idea.My buddy gets a tax break for having a pumpkin patch that he opens to the public during the holidays.
That world doesn’t exist anymore. People don’t do quirky white stuff anymore the whole world has been negrified.
>>518739640I'm this guy, and I am happy as fuck that I made Walmart management seethe.
>>518730526I do suck. I love wasting my employees time and I'm in charge of 400 people so they get to deal with me.
>>518720689>hey come hang out with me on one of your only days off for ten hoursno thanks
>>518739640>There's almost nothing worse than some little angry bitch who spends all his time seething and complaining behind the boss' back because he's too much of a pussy to come up to the boss and say "Look, I deserve more money"Agreed. Usually this happens at shit jobs.
>>518720689He should have asked the office beforehand if they actually wanted to go. Set up an RSVP list or something.
>>518740005>Usually this happens at shit jobs.99.9% of the time, I guess because people who are better than that don't spend long at those places lol
>>518739850>I made Walmart management seetheTypical Cap1 behavior. Have the easiest job in the store, complain, be afraid to ask for more money, bitch about everyone else, and you're still incapable of completing the simplistic tasks laid out for you.
>>518733102Bringing it free pizza or donuts is fine, but expecting people to drive out to a company picnic is stupid. We waste enough of our time at the job. Give us a free lunch and let us go home early if you feel like being nice.>>518732103Yeah, obviously not from that measly $500, but take the money the company wastes on "team-building" bullshit and give it to your workers instead. Ten years ago a company I worked at blew $1M on some stupid consultants who were supposed to "motivate" us to be "more productive". Know what would motivate us to be more productive? Pay us more and stop treating us like idiot children. Needless to say, that company had high turnover rates and eventually went bankrupt.
>>518721143the key is to figure out your personal ratio of pay to bullshit. once ratio is exceeded you leave. takes a lot of uncertainty out of life, especially if you're of a "work to live" mindset
>>518724497It's not free, you have to give up your time for it.If you're that hungry get a weekend job and earn more food in an hour than you could eat in 10 hours on your gay little outings.Also, fuck off back to India, stinky.
>>518720845>Take that money and give them a bonus insteadLiterally what I do but people still bitch and moan that there's no Christmas party.
>>518740088Chekt. Can I has some digits too, boss?
>>518720689>Make them work 6 days a week>Get mad that you can't dictate what they do on the 7th
>>518720689Bosses get lonely because they are always working. They don't have any friends and think that buying people is the only way. That's why they throw work events. Because they have no friends.
>>518740322See, it's that easy
>>518727800>>518739649Nigger, I have friends. Some of them are even co-workers or former co-workers. I don't need company-sponsored "bonding exercises". You sound like a couple of friendless dork who need their corporate daddy to find their friends for them.
>>518740112Nope.>be me>be 19>need new computer and phone>stay on after seasonal and get more than enough cash for what I need>co worker quits>still expected to pull a 1000 pound pallet up a 30 degree incline into a freezer>still expected to finish stocking a full freezer on my own>stop going to work>get final check like 3 or 4 months later, which to me management was seething>didn't care about last check, was surprised when it cameFeels good
>>518738363>This is obviously fake.It was deleted on reddit because it was obviously fake, posted by a troll account farming 'reputation'. It'll be continuously reposted on /pol/ for weeks though.
>>518721068Pumpkin patch barons we win again
>>518727070>A ONE ARM NIGGER, as a mechanic!!!!kekI bet he was a core employee, too
>>518722627>>518728672Protip all big companies are like this unless you live in a hard blue state that requires them to be closed union shops. I had the same experience being treated as a 2nd class employee until I moved to our CA warehouse, and suddenly I got a 4x raise and NO employee/contractor classification bs because California don't allow it even for contracted work shops. Literally seen state inspectors yell at my boss because he didn't let contractors use the main (nice) bathroom and he actually cried in his tesla about it.
>>518727800If you have a good work environment, you can do that while working.
>>518740171Well, you can't please everybody. Who were the ones complaining about no Christmas party?A long time ago I worked for some weird old jew who, instead of giving us a Christmas bonus, sent a masseuse to give us a neck rub while we were working. Apparently he owed this woman some money, so he killed two birds with one stone by paying her to rub our necks while we worked. Fucking cheap old jew.
>"Pumpkin patch" in America generally refers to a farm where people can visit to pick pumpkinsExplain yourself Americans..
>>518727070>A ONE ARM NIGGERgoddamn i was already laughing with your post anon
>>518720689lol the redditor boss plans a work day on saturday for his employees
>>518740987it's a fun social activity, we also do it with strawberries. take a girl to a pumpkin patch you're 100% guaranteed to get laid that night
>>518740605>>get final check like 3 or 4 months later, which to me management was seethingin reality the company didn't notice you'd quit until the quarterly review, when someone said "hey is this accurate, this anon guy's last shift was months ago?" and someone else said "another walkoff" and hit the Last Check button
>>518740987Where do you think pumpkins come from for Halloween exactly?
>>518727070so you worked a job a one armed black man can handle lmao
>>518720689ban that site and execute everybody on reddit
>>518720689Is only go if it were during a work day
>>518740987Pumpkin patch is slang for open-air bordello. The company brings in prostitutes for the workers (male, female, gay, straight, or other). You still have to tip the prostitutes, though. $20 is usually sufficient. The prostitutes are usually clean, but sometimes the company is cheap and just gets hookers right off the street corners. Two of my co-workers contracted AIDS from one of those "pumpkin patch" events.
>>518741378kekAnd in reality, martshart gets pissed af when the cold section isn't getting restocked.
>>51872068911a to 9p. Lol no shit no one showed up lmao
I always go with a plan to have fun on my own whenever there’s dumb shit like this. Never bank your happiness on the ignorance of others
>>518741856Yeah, supervisor probably had to get his hands dirty for a shift
>>518720689i bet this faggot did it on a weekend expecting his slaves to use their own time
>>518736944Know it all retarded subhumans, like you should be beaten to death with a steel pipe. You know nothing, yet talk trash. You should kill yourself. You killing yourself would improve the world.
>>518721376Usually I’d rather just work
>>518742136They were cunts too. Everyone one of them that had the title of manager and the army of assistant managers. Felt bad for the 50 year old lifers there tho. First job I had where my Co workers openly said dont stay here, this place will kill you.
>>518737181>>518737521Another group of retarded subhumans.I made x for working job XLying filthy rotten company wants me to do job Y, while making pay for job X.>Derrr did you look at your paychecksYou should kill yourselves. morons like you are alive only because it is illegal for someone to kill you. One day the government is going to collapse... on that day you should learn to forever shut your lying useless boomer mouths or someone will beat you to death, and laugh at you crying like a bitch.
>>518720689>11am to 9pmThis screams "I have nothing better to do and no friends so I will bribe my employees to hangout"
>>518727323In my limited experience, yes.
>>518742489Yeah, the purpose of working retail is to notice what sort of people work retail long-term and realize you are not that sort of person>>518742600>>518742291Anon you had a boss begging you, actually begging you not to quit. That means they were 100/100 desperate and you could've named your priceInstead you threw a tantrum and quit lmaoNext time, sack up and ask for more money rather than bitching like a 13 year old girl in the back room (but never when the boss is around). If you don't, your boss is going to assume you're ok with what you're getting paid, because he's busy with his own shit
>>518720689>Take a vote from employee's if they want a company function.>They all say no.>I don't do one.>Karen's get mad I didn't do one.You said you wouldn't go.>YA BUT I MIGHT HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!I fired them over the course of this year, cant have this kinda problem at my work place.
>>518720689Why would somebody attend this for free? I go to work because I get paid, I don’t want to be friends I just want to be co-workers thx but if you want me to come hang out after work or outside of working hours then you will need to pay me for my time
>>518720689It's fucking work, I DON'T want to waste time with you outside of that
>>518731565Anon, he IS the pajeet.
>>518741856>martshart gets pissed af when the cold section isn't getting restockedThey get mad when any department isn't stocked starting with Fresh, Baking, Grocery, and Frozen then bleeding into the GM departments with homelines being last. How can anyone work at Walmart for as long as you did and not see the big picture with regards to sales, margins, item velocity, etc. You deserve to stay stocking frozen, anon.
>>518721068how do I start pumpkinmaxxing
>>518720689They could tell he's a redditor.
>>518743335Funny you say that. Cause the guys who do care about that shit get paid a whole 2 dollars more an hour. Fuck, imagine working retail and actually trying to squirm into a regional manager position... lmao
>>518720689>If this was during a normal workdayBased. Fuck work, even if it's at some gay pumpkin patch, I'd rather be outside having a drink instead of in the office>If this is during the weekendGet fucked. That's my time for myself. Like hell I'd hang with my coworkers.
>>518722248kek that's what happened to my old job. Used to do a quarterly "End work early, free beer and food" thing, since it always coincided with a big project release for us. Fun way to waste half a Friday, play random video games with coworkers over beers, and head home early.Till some fuckwad got pissed drunk and puked in the hallway. After that, no more booze and partying, and the event just wimped out since no one was that enthused after thatFucked you, David, alcy piece of shit.
>1 post by this ID>reddit screenshot>no political implications/pol/ is dead.
>>518720689>>518720689>>518720689Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.You're welcome.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>518728674>My ex at the time was being a cunt and said I shouldn't go so we went out to dinner instead. She mostly just looked at her phone and I heard all the employees had free drinks and mushroom chocolates at the concert. My friend told me the big titty lady from accounting who was always hitting on me was sad I didn't go. He said she got super fucked up and I missed my chance to nuzzle her cans like a newborn high as fuck on mushroomsBrutal. I would've dumped her the very Monday after.
>>518724497Another retard that doesn’t understand the value of one’s time
>>518730172You get the boner you were contracted for. You have a problem with that, take it up with Mother.
>>518720689Wagies probably couldn’t afford the gas to get there.
