I'm over 1% jewish according to my dna test but i never got the memo for all their connections and control and power, i guess im not jewish enough to be with their in group? I demand 100 million dollars in my bank account right now to build my ideal kingdom wherever I want to.
the owl carrying your letter from heebwarts must have got shot down by a ukrainian drone
>>518723168Sir,They give everyone the 1% Jewish result it's like a default in hopes you don't repeat WW2
>>518723168If 23&me told you you’re 1% jewish or black, they’re just fucking with you
99 > 1QED
>>518723168did you take your results to the isreali embassy?
>>518723168How the fuck can a dna test prove your religious background??
>>518724187I think they really are. anyone who has ever taken it gets 1% Jewish. but regardless we should keep op out of positions of power just in case
>>518723885My gf also took the same test and her results are 100% white so i dont think thats the case that they lied>>518724187It was ancestry dot com>>518724471No i'm scared
>>518724627This anon gets it, jew is not a race >>518724582Besides, what is the math for that, how many generations back would 1% even be? Sounds absolutely retarded. >>518724626Kek
>>518724627And ancestry.com is more jewish tricks
>>518724627>>518724885
>>51872418723andMe literally told me I was <0.05% West African. Posted it on /pol/, got called a nigger. Many such cases
>>518725001Nigger
>>518723168Sorry but u didn't meet all the criteria for special pleb status and chosen amongst ur fellow plebs, otherwise you could have prob lead a peasant revolt or something as the special peasant.
>>518723168>he fell for the ancestry test memelmao enjoy your next health insurance policy be mysteriously denied.
>>518723168must follow proceduremust follow law merchant lex mercatoriait's all there for the taking if you so choose
>>518723168>>518723885>>518725001>2% Russianit’s over
They lie so you stop being anti-Semitic. Don't let them win and become twice as anti-Semitic.
>>518723168Sucks to be an asshole. Minus 2 rungs on the social ladder.
>>518725001You’re a nigger if you’re obsessed with heritage. Seriously, only losers seeking societal validation engage in this nonsense.
>>518728705Yeah. Let’s chase strawmen rather than recognize the devil in front of us.
>>518723168I wonder how much of /pol/ is just self hating Jews
>>518723885>>518724626wrong, not everyone gets jewish, just you
>>518723168mine says im 2.1% ashkenazi and i never got shit either, what the fuck>>518723885what if a large percentage of the population is actually jewish
>>518723885Well WW2 didn't work. Why would we repeat that?Classified Documentation Dump:Hitler believed the efficacy of the Jewish religion.Hitler was numbering Jews, because they were being systematically killed in specific mathematical groups, in an attempt to brute force sending a message to God/The Afterlife.This is the real reason the Jews were being numerically tattooed. This was all classified after the war.Hitler's idea technically worked, and a message did pass the life-death barrier.It was in fact, met with a response from God.We can not elaborate further at this point in time, but we would like for more members of the population to become aware of this, at this time.
>>518723168>I'm over 1% jewish according to my dna testAccording to Nuremberg Laws you can still be an Aryan if you want.
>>518731006Damn, I’m fresh outa goyim blood
>>518723168>>518731143Leave the goy behind. It’s not too late to come home
