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It will slowly melt your stomach and kill you

Coffee is JEWISH POISON created to suck trillions of dollars out of us per year. Most boomers have spent over 100K on coffee since the 70s.

Slowly you will start to die from it trust me

Coffee companies are all owned by Brazilian Jewish zionist cartels in the Amazon

My mother died from coffee in 2022
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>>518782075
>died from coffee
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>>518782270
She has heart issues from daily coffee use. Coffee alone didn't do it you fag.
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the internet is also jewish poison
stop posting
all the food you buy is also jewish poison
stop eating
and don't even get me started on water
just kill yourself you stupid fucking goy
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>>518782513
Fuck off you stupid retard

Starvation is actually good for most people and makes you less of a fat piece of shit. Moron.

You NEED water and food to survive

We don't need Brazilian Jewish coffee fucking melting our stomachs and destroying your heart muscles

Asshat
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>>518782513
You stinking stupid Jew you
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>>518782433
that was some quick backpedaling
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>>518782270
You wouldn't be a Jew would you???
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>>518783234
You stupid fucking Jew

He is saying his mom developed heart issues from coffee. Show some goddamn respect nigher
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>>518782270
What cartoon is this from
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Coffee is great. Best drug after alcohol.
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>>518783461
Alcohol and coffee are BOTH Judaism and BOTH poisonous

That's why I am Muslim.

We ban alcohol and encourage LOW coffee usage
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>>518782075
Your mom was a coffeed out caffeine whore. And your mom always took it with extra sugar and extra cream. Bitch couldn't ever say no
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>>518783317

How does one develop heart issues from drinking coffee exactly? And what issues are we talking about?
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Coffee is unironically toxic. It raises cortisol, adrenalizes your body, and dehydrates you, therefore making you look older.
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>>518783615
You are saying mean things about a dead person you PRICK
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>>518783616
Ask this anon >>518783677 he is a German scientist
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>>518783615
She likely took it black.
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>>518783522
Coffee BAD
pedophilia GOOD
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>>518783828
Heil Islam

Heil Judaism

Fuck western values
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>>518783828
Islamophobia is gay dude
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>>518782075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lngYKXDxMXE
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>>518784150
What is this satanic crap
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>>518782075
Coffee is bad for you. It calcifies your pineal gland, the centre of your intuition and future paranormal skills.

Coffee burns out your adrenal glands by creating a fake flight-or-flight state in your body on a daily basis, using reserved energies stored for actual life threatening situations. This state makes you agitated, anxious. Coffee quickly becomes a fix and you start consuming it to manage withdrawal symptoms, it won't give you the same energy anymore, your reserves were used up.

Coffee creates sleeping problems. The half life of coffein is 6 hours. If you drink two cups of coffee during the day, it is at least 100 mg caffein in your system. By the end of the day, you still have at least 20 mg of caffein in your system which makes sleeping hard.

Tea does the same.
You will notice that coffee is the most advertised drink in the media. It is shown in every tv programme, every film, every tiktok video, instagram picture. They push this propaganda because coffee is very bad for you.

Wean yourself off of coffee with coffee alternatives that look and taste exactly like coffee but are made of other, healthier plants.
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>>518783616
6 liters of Starbucks milkshakes with crushed caffeine pills a day
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>>518784190
The weirdest thing, I just made that video about coffee's bad side effects and how it slowly kills you, and then boom, an anon creates a thread about it on /pol/.
synchronicities are real as fuck.
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>>518784616
Exactly.

But not only that, they never talk about adenosine and adenosine receptors.

The biggest lie is that coffee gives you energy but that's horseshit.
Caffeine blocks your adenosine receptors, but adenosine doesn't go anywhere, it accumulates in the brain and the brain creates more and more adenosine receptors to counteract caffeine, when caffeine suddenly wears off after 6 hours, your body is flooded with adenosine, giving you a massive faituge and other side effects.
Adenosine is the chemical your brain makes to let you know when you should rest or take a nap.
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>>518782075
Visit my detox thread for further detox recommendations.
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>>518784616
>>518785021
Deeply hebraic posts
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>>518785502
Buy these no coffee coffee alternatives in your local organic food shop or hippy vegan health store.
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>>518783677

Cortizol and adrenaline are natural for human body and naturally fluctuate, they don't cause heart issues unless in extremely high doses for long periods of time. You would have to drink fuckload of coffee to achieve this, especially because body regulates response to caffeine in time and it's effect on cortizol is dramatically reduced in regular drinkers
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>>518787195
Coffee is an acidic diuretic, which means body uses it's own magnesium, potassium and calcium to neutralize their acidity.
All those minerals are essential for muscles to work efficiently, including the most important muscle of all, the heart.
Also the problems it causes to the sleep cycle attributes to the heart problems.
They all accumulate over time.
If it's a legal high, someone is making money off of it, massive amounts desu.
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>>518785502
>hebraic
Thank you. I wish I was a jew, desu.
Smart people who take care of their own.
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>>518783461
Works only on the first day
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>>518789104
Exactly. Daily coffee has a marginally diminishing effect on your energy levels. It becomes a fix fairly quickly, i.e. you don't get a kick out of it anymore, you just want to avoid withdrawal symptoms by drinking yet another one.

Stop drinking coffee. Buy the alternatives.
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I'm going to play Victoria 3 as Brazil and focus on flooding the world market with as much coffee as possible.
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>tfw you know coffee is bad for you and all the things anons have said ITT are true but it's just too good to give up
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>>518792560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lngYKXDxMXE
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>>518787439

Your body is not going to disintegrate your heart to neutralize acidity of coffee in your stomach i have no idea where you got that bullshit from but it sounds like that "detoxing acidity" pseudoscientific bullshit
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Coffee helps you get and stay lean. It's great.
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>>518790577
Limit yourself to morning drinks only.
Then limit to every other day
The idea is to build the habit around ritualized times then slowly ease yourself out of it.

Put your coffee in places out of sight.
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>>518782433
That fat bitch should have taken more walks.
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>>518782614
>coffee bad!
>starving good!
kek
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>>518783317
>show some le respect to this random faggot probably lying on the internet
go fuck yourself nigger nobody fucking cares about you or this faggot's retarded mom
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>>518782075
coffe is good for you thats why everyone drinks it
Youre just a fag and your pussy bitch mother would have died anyway
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Coffee lowers blood flow to the brain by up to 30%. Shit literally makes you retarded.
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>>518782075
BEHEAD all who insult COFFEE.
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>>518782270
I believe it
Caffeine can fuck your heart up
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>>518782075
if i didnt live in such a kiked world i might care about extending my life
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>>518796224
What are friends for if not to give you the truth
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>>518782075
Coffee melted my stomach even though I'm relatively young.
The reason was, I drank multiple strong coffees per day, sometimey up to 5 times stronger than the average dose.
And how did I get to that point? Simple, coffee stops being effective very fast, so you need to increase dosage quite often to feel anything.
I do admit I went full nigger with it, I am responsible to the damage done to my body.
Still, I think it does demonstrate that coffee is dangerous.
Just because it will take it more years to destroy you if you drink lower doses doesn't mean it's harmless like some claim.
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>>518782075
Start making organic threads like this. Anons are very much into self-improvement in general. Certain political groups poison the public with the likes of coffee.
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>>518782075
the worst is how women are addicted to all the latte shit. I always preferred tea, coffee only tastes good to me as a flavor in dessert, it's too bitter for me to enjoy as a drink
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>>518797103
Drink chamomile tea once a day. It reverses the coffee damage to your stomach.
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>>518782433
that means its working
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>>518782075
OP
You're retarded
Let me guess .. you're one of those guys that rails against cotree but shoots up heroin claiming it's far safer than coffee?
OP
Just KYS pls
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>>518797201
What about chamomile tea makes it helpful for this type of damage?
I know I could just look it up, but talking about it here might help some other anons as well.
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>>518797000
Checked. Caffeine is not healthy and you should quit as soon as possible. Ice your head for the headaches it will help temporarily. Ginger helps too. It also rots your teeth out. I used to have to brush my teeth at work after coffee but it still raped my mouth. Good luck! I like coffee a lot but it's poison of course so is everything nowadays but still. pic unrel
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>>518782075
I've been telling people this for years.
>coffee inhibits protein intake efficiency
>leeches calcium and undermines bone density
>disrupts sleep quality and hence reduces muscle repair
>causes stress
>leeches iron
>causes hairloss
>makes you sperg out in social setting
>tolerance buildup and dependency
>mental distraction
>lower sex drive
When I stopped coffee, my life improved and my efforts were more fruitful
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>>518782075
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jarvis, incinerate these niggas ITT
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>>518782075
Coffee is for browns, homosexuals and women. Tea is the White mans drink.
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But God, it's so hard to quit. The headaches go away rather quickly but like I'm so fucking tired all the time.
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I stopped drinking coffee 2 months ago, turns out it did nothing for me in the first place.
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>>518797612
I used to drink both. Oh no... am i hermaphrodite
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>>518782075

Wtf coffee just flew over my house!
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>>518782075
>drinking evergy drinks and taking caffeine pills all through high school and college
>totally fine
>27 now working at a law firm
>start drinking black coffee
>pretty good!! Great energy!
>Develop GERD
>Doctor tells me to stop drinking coffee for a while

Sucks because it's so fucking good, but yeah. It's bad for you.
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>>518797568
>peaters still exist
Kek
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>>518797504
Always add milk to your coffee if you want white teeth. Also drink water afterwards.
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>>518784616
>>518785021
I find all of this to be absolute bullshit in practice. When I don’t drink caffeine for months nothing happens, including when I go back to it. When I drink a lot of it I feel irritable and like I’ve pissed out my vitamins. Just pay attention to your body and stop listening to people on the internet telling you everything is going to kill you. It’s like when you have a smart watch telling you you’re tired. Outside sources limiting you and telling you to be a pampered bitch aren’t helping you, they’re making you worse
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>>518799059
Your intelligence is too low to even perceive the difference you stupid fucking animal.
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Is this why so many different coffee places all at the same time stopped offering 12 ounce iced drinks with 16 ounce being the minimum now? Anybody else noticed that?
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>>518798625
>bocchifags still exist
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>>518796766
Holy shit. That coincides with the fact that excessive coffee consumption leads to an iron and Vitamin b deficiency which in turn causes baldness.
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>>518800363
Who are they
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>>518782075
>Most boomers have spent over 100K on coffee since the 70s.
say what now? My parents were boomers they drank fucking folgers, fancy coffee for the masses didn't exist until Starbucks in the 90's and even then that's more of a genX thing boomers liked the tasteless mass produced slop they grew up with
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>>518800950
They were idiots to buy anything coffee like

Coffee is satanic
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>>518783522
Lolololol. Bragging about being Muslim
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>>518801418
You could just respect Muslims dude
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>>518782075
Coffee tastes good.
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>>518801474
Norwegians are retarded
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I try to detox from coffee every fall and every summer I’m back on it
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>>518782075
i'm getting white beard hairs
i drink beer at night and coffee in the morning
i'm going to die, as are all of you
your youth will be gone faster than you can imagine
only the young think things like this matter
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making myself another cup of coffee. i love coffee
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>>518801756
Yo fucking idiot

In Islam people who overdo coffee are considered pigs. You are going to hell
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>>518797697
I drink it because I didn't sleep enough, I didn't sleep enough because I drank too much
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>>518782075
it tastes bad and smells bad.
I never understood the appeal.
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>>518790577
This. I'm drinking a big cuppa right now bros. Am I screwed?
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>>518802129
This

Get fucked coffeeheads
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>>518799026
Warm milk makes me sleepy but gosh I do love milk in my tea, it's tasty. I normally drink a lot of milk during the day when I'm at work (I don't like wasting my break eating)
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>>518783461
Whoever made this meme needs to be exposed as a midwit. There is no way in hell coffee has this effect. If it energizes you like this, you have a small brain with closely packed neurons. Big brains can have 600mg of caffeine with no tolerance and would still feel like the top panel with just 2 hours of sleep, it wouldn't even keep them awake. Not even serious drugs like modafinil or adderall would have that gosling effect and do not fully correct for sleep deprivation even in people with no tolerance. If you relate in anyway to this wrong faggot meme, you belong on reddit.
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>>518802157
Coffee addicts you are pigs. SAD
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>>518802083
I get ya, what I do is now I wake up at 3am every couple of days to ensure sleepyness no matter how much coffee I drink.
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>>518782075
I had to quit coffee this past spring. Started getting stomach aches from it. I changed brands, and that did nothing. No matter what type or brand I used, after 10 years of drinking it, it started giving me pains. So I went cold turkey. My god was it horrible. For a month I'd wake up and go into work half dead and unable to keep my eyes open. eventually that passed though, and I detoxed.

I'm glad I quit though, because I feel a lot better and save money since the price for a bag of beans was getting nuts. I was paying 30 bucks for a half pound bag.
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>>518802287
I actually use reddit you asshole
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>>518801466
No, we should kill every last one of them
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Crazy thread. I’m over two weeks no caffeine. I was only going to do it for a month but maybe I’ll just stay off of it… or have only in moderation. I usually give up caffeine for lent but I felt I needed a detox from it. I’m still able to achieve what I need to do, maybe even better. I just drink herbal teas and water now
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>>518802458
I am from a half Muslim background. Go fuck yourself white idiots
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>>518802505
Wtf is lent
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>>518783522
Yemeni and turkish coffee is some of the strongest on the planet you absolute taqiyya monger
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>>518787500
Convert, then. It's not easy because you have to learn a lot.
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>>518783447
It's a rotoscoped animation from Spider-Man 2, a film by Sam Raimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYekLbgY080
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>>518802617
I thought it has less coffein?
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Caffeine is just an aromatase inhibitor that has side effects that suck. Nicotine and myosmine are also aromatase inhibitors. We just have to invent aromatase inhibitors that don't have side effects or have tolerable side effects, then caffeine use will go down and men's IQs will go up. Obesity will go down, too.

Aromatse inhibitors are really cool drugs because they stop your fat cells from stealing your testosterone and converting it into estrogen. We just need aromatase inhibitors that don't have shitty side effects.
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>>518782075
My body, my life
Now drink the coffee
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>>518802617
That's for CULTIST only not gen pop
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These freak me out but I kinda like them too
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>>518802558
Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights no water or food. So people who follow the faith give something up for lent time that is hard to do to remember Jesus’s sacrifice and to deny our flesh
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>>518803257
did you died?
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>>518803257
Jesus was brainwashed
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>>518803387
...Jew?
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>>518795004
I'd have walkedmy cock over up her pussy
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>>518796224
This, I am not giving up coffee ever. only losers quit, winners never quit. look at what these merchants are pedalling as alternatives because they can't handle their coffee drink lmao. weaklings.
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>>518803369
I mean technically when you get baptized you are dead and buried with Christ, so yeah I am dead. Dead to this world
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>>518803257
That's a bullshit modern pussy version of lent. This is how you fast during Lent.

Ash Wednesday and Good Friday were “black fasts.” This means no food at all.
Other days of Lent: no food until 3pm, the hour of Our Lord’s death. Water was allowed, and as was the case for the time due to sanitary concerns, watered-down beer and wine. After the advent of tea and coffee, these beverages were permitted.
No animal meats or fats.
No eggs.
No dairy products (lacticinia) – that is, eggs, milk, cheese, cream, butter, etc.
Sundays were days of less liturgical discipline, but the fasting rules above remained.
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>>518783461
>>518802287
so what stack that is not cocaine mdma or meth will activate this?
is there a legal stack that can?
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>>518782075
I only take covfefe
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>>518797201
Cool. Coffee to get going, chamomile before bed. The only problem with chamomile is that it lingers even after I wake up the next day when I don't want to be so calm.

I just love the taste of coffee. I am going to make an espresso now. Kenya AA is a strong shot of caffeine. Mine are so much better than Starbucks it's a totally different drink.
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>>518803855
>The only problem with chamomile is that it lingers even after I wake up the next day when I don't want to be so calm.
Who is roofieing your tea
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>>518799059
Enjoy your life, moderation in moderation. If you want to do it and there's not a strong reason against it, do it.
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>>518782075
coffee is kosher so its fine.
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>>518799879
Some very intelligent people drink coffee.
A mathematician is defined as someone who turns caffeine into theorems.
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>>518804123
thank Christ
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>>518798598
>GERD
Gay estrogen related dementia?
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>>518782433
My grandparents are 84 and 82 and still drink a pot a day. No heart problems. My grandpa is in poor health but he smoked for 50+ years and drank nothing but coffee and beer (with an occasional glass of milk) for as long as I can remember. Sounds like she was fat.
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>>518800950
I spent $1500 on espresso equipment and now it's not expensive for me.
If you go into Starbux and buy the expensive things there, of course that will add up. Their profit margin must be close to 100%.
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>>518800165
I have only ever ordered black coffee from them so no. And now I have given up coffee altogether and am down to one small pot of tea a day, made with one teabag.
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>>518803954
Nobody. I am pretty sensitive. I use dried chamomile flowers, as natural as it gets.
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>>518804265
it makes me hard when I think about how hard starbucks fucks me
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>>518784616
> Coffee burns out your adrenal glands by creating a fake flight-or-flight state in your body on a daily basis
Never felt this in practice even when mainlining caffeine on 100 hour work weeks
>using reserved energies stored for actual life threatening situations.
Same thing. Can’t say I’ve had true life or death emergencies, but the “oh shit” moments still trigger an adrenaline dump
> Coffee creates sleeping problems
Skill issue. Exercise more. I can take PWO after dinner, workout, and still fall asleep by 10:00. I average over 8 hours of sleep.
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>>518802526
Ew.
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>>518782075
That's why I drink tea. Puerh especially is GAS in flavor and health benefits. Seriously anons, drop the coffee and find some solid loose leaf tea. You wont regret it.
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>>518804443
>Nobody
You keep thinking that
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>>518804593
Pu Erh is indeed a reasonable coffee substitute. It wires me up just as much, or more. Not sure it's all that healthy. Is it?
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>>518794088
Also couldn’t you just take antacids? If you’re that worried, pop a couple Tums when you drink coffee.
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>>518804745
It is due to the fermentation and the resulting theabrownin that gets created has some decent health benefits. If you google "puerh + theabrownin" It'll bring up a few studies.
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>>518800950
Holy shit I glossed over that because I could tell the post was already retarded. Even if we’re generous and use 1970-2025 that’s 55 years or 20,075 days. That’s $5 a day going back to 1970. Literally impossible to spend that much over that time period for personal consumption.
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I'm over 30 and live with my mom and she buys all the coffee.
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>>518805046
Damn nigger free coffee? Mad jelly
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>>518784616
Adrenal fatigue is pseudoscience made up by chiropractors and grifters and drinking ersatz "coffee" made from ground up plants and mushrooms will be 1000x worse for you and provoke inflammation and headaches from tannins and chitin.
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>>518798598
I also have GERD and I don't think I will be coming back to coffee.
It is one of the worst offenders for this disease, especially if you drink it in the morning on an empty stomach like so many do.
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>>518806012
Supposedly coffee with butter makes that better on an empty stomach but yeah if you don't need it there's no point of drinking it, especially if it causes problems.
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>>518806628
>if you don't need it there's no point of drinking it
Who needs it?
You get used to your daily doses very quickly, and then it barely does anything.
You either increase and suffer more, or you drink normal doses and feel no difference.
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>>518806863
As I said I quit 2 months ago, it turns out it didn't do anything for me. But I used to do stimulants so probably that's why lol.
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>>518782075
>>518782433
Like any other food and beberage, it's only bad for you if you are american because anything that goes into your mouth in your shithole country contains deadly levels of sugar, cancerous oil, additives, 500 different kinds of chemicals and literal nigger AIDS
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>>518782075
I drink 5-6 cups of coffee per day, have half a pack of cigs, 10 zyns and average out about 10-20 shots of whiskey a week.

I'm in perfect health and have 1200ng/dl test.
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>>518803716
Oh stop lying guy
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>>518808384
Gross
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>>518782075
Bump

Stop drinking coffee.
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>>518809269
Kys German racist
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>>518807824
>half a pack a day
>in perfect health
not for long
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>>518808326
Who's lying? It's the correct way to fast, and it's the way I fast.
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>Coffee seems harmless, so EVERYONE uses it, EXPECTS you to use it. They'll even eat it out of a cat's ass. That's true horror.
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>>518810016
My parents were 2 packs a day, each, for easily 25 years or more. No health problems. Then they quit. Still no related health problems, but my mother did gain weight.
Tobacco is probably OK, but I'd worry about the additives put into cigarettes. Still they were OK.
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>>518810134
I don't want civet cat coffee. It's even expensive. You have to really try to get it.
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The coffee that leaves me feeling a bit off later on or the next day, is dark roast. Unfortunately that's all you get at Starbucks, and all you can make at home with really cheap equipment. You need a good grinder for light roast, and if you want espresso then an espresso machine with adjustable brew temperature and low pressure, preferably also adjustable. (The ultra cheap machines are very high pressure.) Or you could make it a different way, pourover or French press.
I make medium-light roast mostly at home, and there's none of the unpleasant feeling a few hours later.
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>open thread
>there are no 75+ coffee memes
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>518782075
Absolute turbo niggers in this thread:
>caffeine bad, doesn't elaborate
>elaborates
>meemaw died from caffeine...had a bad ticker
>da joos r evrywear
>coffee destroys your stomach (it doesn't)
>"coffee" (really convenience store cappuccino)
>muh pineal gland
>can't into astral projection
>coughy bad cuz calfeen, dreenk shyoogary teez ensted
>*ignores data on lower cancer rates in digestive and endocrine systems from daily coffee use up to 6 (actual) cups per day*
>"Coffee increases heart rate and destroys your heart, but also magically lowers blood flow to the brain! Don't look into it!!!"
>u can't hab secks if u dreenk cobbee
>Lucifer drank coffee!!!!
>Bald eagles had hair before coffee!!
>brown to white ratio in this thread 6 gorillion to 1.

I hate all of you.
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>>518804766

I mean if acidity could escape your stomach to make your heart fail you'd have an issue coffee of not
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>>518782075
Most coffee is not healthy. The problem is not coffee in and of itself. It's the way it's mass produced. GMOs, pesticides, herbicides, and mycotoxins from mold are what make it healthy.
Organic, mold-free coffee is fine, but it's fucking expensive.
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>>518803257
Catholicism is freemasonry.
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>>518811542
>GMOs, pesticides, herbicides, and mycotoxins from mold are what make it healthy.
*unhealthy
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>>518782075
I only drink a few sips of black coffee in the morning, too much makes me feel terrible. taking b12 shots are better.
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>>518811366
Peak midwit post. Fuck off and never post again you useless waste of bandwidth.
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>>518782075
>My mother died from coffee

what brand she drank?
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>>518811542
Is organic mold-free? Why?
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>>518783461
to me coffee makes me sleepy
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>>518812150
>Is organic mold-free?
No, mold is natural, what I'm saying is you want coffee that is both organic and mold-free.
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>>518811542
Also, the stuff on the surface of the coffee fruit (that which is around the coffee "bean") is washed off before roasting. Most of them are washed off shortly after being picked ("washed" coffees). Some dry, then the outer pulp is removed ("natural" coffees). So most pesticides etc. won't make it to the nut inside, which we call the coffee bean.
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>>518812353
I am not sure why, but I have found that organic tends to taste better.
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>>518782075
>Everything but...
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>>518782075
But OP, it helps me shit. It clears my bowels of shit. How else am I supposed to shit?
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I ditched caffeine 3 weeks ago. Before that, I had brain fog (headache combined with an inability to focus) nearly all the time. Now, I feel much better, can work better and my sleep is much more refreshing.


>>518784616
>The half life of coffein is 6 hours
The half life of caffeine is between 2-10 hours, depending on the individual, with an average half life of 6 hours. That means, some people will be even much more affected than others.
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>>518804538
>> Coffee creates sleeping problems
>Skill issue. Exercise more. I can take PWO after dinner, workout, and still fall asleep by 10:00. I average over 8 hours of sleep.
No. The impact of caffeine to your ability to fall asleep will depend on what gene variants you have relating to caffeine metabolism. However, if you caffeine is in your body while you are sleeping, your deep sleep will be worse. Deep sleep is the part of sleep that is crucial for cleaning your brains from toxins and for preventing dementia.
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>>518782075
jews drink coffee you retard
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>>518782075
I'm more of a tea guy myself
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>>518811542
Naxi
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>>518782075
Source?
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Coffee makes you cough, that's why it's called coughfee
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>>518782075
My grandpa lived until 94 and drank a pot a day. It's healthy if its black
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>>518813228
>It's healthy if its black
do you know where you are?
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>>518811214
immunity dog you triple nigger
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>>518812958
I'm Jewish and I don't drink it you fucking fag

I care about my health
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>>518811214
I hope your area gets shelled
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>>518782075
Your mom probably died from wearing a bra or parallel parking or a million other common things people do every day like drinking coffee. Your mom would have to consume 10 grams of caffeine in a short amount of time to have a heart attack. That’s like eight or more cups of strong black coffee in an hours time for 1 gram.

Up to 4 cups daily is a safe amount if you have heart issues.
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>>518782433
Coffee doesn’t cause heart issues. Usually a shitty diet and lack of exercise can cause heart disease which can increase the risk of a heart attack. Or was it… the Tylenol?
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>>518812003
Nigger, you don't even know what midwit means, you worthless faggot brownoid.
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>>518813211
Only verifiable scientific fact presented in this thread.
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>>518814266
Lol wot
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>>518813964
Go home jew
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>>518813964
Why are you Jewish on pol FAG
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>>518797518
you dont realize how many people are hepped up on coffee until you stop and everyone around you is a stressed out fast talking fast moving freak
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>>518814670
Correlation and causation. Mom was drinking coffee when she died. She was doing lots of other related stuff at the time she died as well. Unless she choked to death on a cup of coffee (causal), it’s safe to say coffee wasn’t necessarily the cause any more than the other stuff (correlation) she did on a daily basis.
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>>518799059
people metabolize it differently and so it has very different effects if you are sensitive to it or if you arent
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>>518815067
Fuck coffee yo
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>>518804538
no, you just metabolize coffee different from someone who has issues with it, duh
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>>518783447
YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO POST HEREEEEEEEEEE (and white)
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>>518815484
the best part when you stop drinking coffee is you lose your will to live and accomplish anything so the pressure is off, some scientist guy believes that the coffee plant infected humans and had humans build a society that would require using coffee to surivive
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>>518816012
You lose will to live really nigger
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>>518816074
lol what, yes you definitely realize nothing matters and things aren't as enjoyable when you arent on a stimulant every single day of your fucking life for 10 years, im hoping another year of being off coffee will give the time to find a new reason and way to live that doesnt involve daily stimulant intake
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>>518816223
Wow
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>>518812958
Jews also eat kosher food. Do you avoid all food that would qualify as kosher? That would be hard if you eat halal by the way because they're almost the same.
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>>518816644
I'm Jewish and drink very little coffee because I'm basically a Jewish monk

I want to meditate in Jerusalem all day someday
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>>518815012
We Jews are taking over /pol/ now that our hostages are released from Gaza. We bring light to the world, and really good black coffee.
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>>518815154
Literally drinking it when whatever happened to end her life? Or she had that in her diet at the time?
If you gotta go, having a nice cup of coffee might be as good a moment as any.
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>>518816223
And what's wrong with a little daily stimulant intake? God put it there for you to enjoy.
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>>518816749
You are a fucking creep

Coffee is used to make.us poor and dumb I get it

Can't you fucking creeps give us drugs that don't cause JITTERS
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>>518816977
Your jewgod is Satan

We will overthrow Him
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>>518816977
it started to make me go bald and im a WOMAN
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>>518816738
I'm like Yochanan and Reish Lakish. I like to eat.
I also like the fasts though. They are easy for me. I probably need more fasts in the calendar.
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>>518817186
Oy FUCKING very my fellow kike
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>>518817116
it makes my head itchy, it gives me a lot of energy for 3 hours and then i dont want to do anything after that, it stops me from sleeping, it blocks iron absorption, and while it has positive aspects to it as does any drug the negative aspects outweigh the positive aspects
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>>518816749
Chill bro. If you don't like coffee don't drink it. But if you want, try some lighter roast if you can find it. I literally had to buy the equipment to make it myself because coffee shops typically just do dark roast, and that's what gives me an unpleasant remainder after 6+ hours.
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>>518817259
:)
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>>518817551
Fake ass Jew

You are a crypto Nazi
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>>518808384
Black coffee makes me piss in a way it doesnt if i put milk in it.
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>>518818330
Milk has sugar which blunts the diuretic impact of the coffeine chemicals
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>>518782075
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>>518818854
Fuck off coffee kike
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>>518783461
Nah I’m fucking miserable without 7 hours minimum sleep. Coffee is only a temporary fix.
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I bought pumpkin pie spice creamer today :3
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>>518819617
This

Fuck the caffeine jew

>>518819707
Scumbag loser
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If you drink high quality organic arabica beans then you can understand what real coffee is, it's mellow, it's smooth, it has anti depressant and mood lifting effects, it doesn't stimulate but almost relaxing, it makes you feel just right, balanced between stimulation and relaxation
Not even mentioning other health benefits such as high antioxidant, liver and intestinal protection, increase in heart health, insulin sensitivity and so on and so on
All these negative coffee effects is because you drink cheap inorganic robusta, yes it's bad and stress your kidney and adrenal gland, i won't even drink that
The organic arabica could go 5-7 times the price of robusta beans
Ultimately it's always about class and money, don't be oblivious to it
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>>518819874
This post is brainwashing mkultra by Jew coffee makers from Brazil

IGNORE THIS POSTER
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>>518784616
>future paranormal skills.
I don't get this. Most shamans here like to drink black coffee and smoking.
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French frogs are flaneuring over coffee and croissant, you see them stressed? People go to chill in cafe and slurped their arabica slowly *sluuuuuurppp aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
But indeed price of a cup on these trendy cafe can go to up to $7-8 and clearly it's hard to afford for you so you cope by saying coffee bad, sad to be you.
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>>518820477
They were convinced to drink it. The 'elites' don't want humans with clean minds.
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>>518819874
Fuck Arabia
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>>518811123
All you need is this. It does it all. It's fabelhaft!
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>>518783461
>chug a cup of coffee
>20 minute nap
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>>518821492
POISON Makes You SLEEPY RETARD
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>>518821492
This guy gets it.
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>>518782075
coffee is based but you gotta drink it blacked
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>>518821571
surely making a decent cup of coffee is not a laborious task
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>>518821571
He was jew
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>>518784616
>Coffee burns out your adrenal glands
That's not effect of coffee. That's an effect of caffeine, which is in a lot of drinks
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>>518819874
I only drink cold brew, i think drinking hot coffee is for sicko
I drink it with a glass straw so it doesn't stain my teeth
If i'm low on sugar then i might add some organic brown cane sugar too, i can take sugar because i have lean male model body and high insulin sensitivity instead of a pre diabetic insulin resistant fat fuck like every single non coffee drinker itt lmao
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one small cup of black coffee a day, simple as
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>>518822390
You are a jew
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>>518823011
Demon Jew swede slave
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>>518782433
Did the doctors tell you that?
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>>518822390
You are BAP right

0utted for being zionist Jew coffee slut
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>>518823090
schizo amerilard
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>>518783677
i realised this too late. Developed some health issues from it but now im good again.
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The non coffee drinkers itt are literally unhinged
They accuse you the thing they hate about themselves, the fucking projection, and the total obliviousness, what a bunch of goddamn stupid animals.
Meanwhile all the coffee drinker chads are chill
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>>518823389
You are a gay Jewish globalist
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>>518800381
thanks anon that just really blew my mind.
It made me pale and tired looking since it sucked out all my blood and dehydrated me.
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>organic arabica beans
>cold brew
>organic cacao powder
>organic cane sugar
>mfw
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Do people here drink coffee to get more energy?
It doesn't do that for me at all, if anything it makes me feel a bit more relaxed. I enjoy a moka coffee after lunch, its tasty and I feel like it helps my digestion.
If you are drinking many cups per day you're doing it wrong.
I quit it for 3 months recently and I was tired for a week, then I was just back to the same. No real negatives or positives desu. I feel like people exaggerate these "hEaLtH HaCkS" I never get the serene calmness or amazing energy after I try a new health habit trend like so many fags proclaim
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>>518782075
There are some nigger molecules in coffee that get filtered out if you use a coffee filter, even socks worked according to the swedes who did the research. And these nigger chemicals can jack up your cholestrol, in fact unfiltered coffee was associated with increased cardiovascular risk while filtered coffee isn't.
Sorry for your mother friend, hope she rests in peace
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>>518782075
Slide thread

People used to drink something stronger before it was banned, and it was nbd
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if you don't get whole bean you kiss penises with your butthole.
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>>518783756
Mutt's Law
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>>518799059
>for months nothing happens
V.I. Chudin has a saying about this
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>>518783677
Life is toxic. You will get old and die no matter what you do.

If you enjoy coffee you should drink it now because one day you will be dead and then you will never ever be able to drink it again.
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>>518809388
Checked for digit irony
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>>518821571
Thats fucking based, but i like a huge homebrew cup either with breakfast or in the car on my way to wherever im going. And i prefer columbian beans, but any light roast works inna pinch
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>>518824236
I drink a minimum of half a litre if black coffee with my breakfast and then i immediately shit
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Drinking coffee black since 16 now 43. Also smoked from 16 quit at 38. Full head of hair. Dick of steel. And I look younger than most late 20s zoomers. What is wrong with some of you by the way? Look like you never touch grass and your skin hangs off you all doughy like
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>>518814266
Hand shaped fibrous plaques posted this
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>>518826266
Omfg who cares nazi
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>>518812852
Yeah, it’s a skill issue
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>>518816223
I, like many others, didn’t have coffee and had minimal caffeine until college and full time work. Childhood was fucking awesome and enjoyable without coffee.
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>>518821492
The leaf knows what’s up. Honestly the best move if you’re really tired.
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LOLOLOLOL HOHOL KEK SLIDING THREADS COPING I OF COURSE WAS TO EXPECT THIS LMAO KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AS THE CANADIAN PSYCHO WOULD SAY
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>tiniest dick energy post
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>>518824236
do u have red hair, u guys metabolize things different
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>>518831241
You fairy
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I drink 6 cups of coffee eveyday and I[m perfelc yfine as3!
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>>518831311
No redheads in my family. I was blonde when I was a kid.
There was a point where I was drinking 5 cheap coffees and smoking 15 a day and my hands would sweat, there's a limit to everything but enjoying a coffee after a meal and an occasional smoke is my treat for tolerating this horrendously gay world, I'll pay the price in time for the moderate use of stimulants, however minor it is.
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>>518795095
Kek this is the only correct answer in this thread.

Btw coffees drains your adrenals.
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>>518782075
Coffee-chan makes my heart go doki doki.
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>>518784616
Yes I agree okay
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>>518807269
Correct Juancho
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>>518811214
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>>518782075
the blue zone islands of greece, they drink unfiltered fine ground coffee which is lower in caffeine. They make it in a briziki and they live long active healthy lives into their 90s, 100s
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>Year of our Lord Big '25
>IS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOU???????????
>6 gorillion replies
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>>518782075
>Most boomers have spent over 100K on coffee since the 70s.
All reading this did was make me want an espresso
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>>518783447
Sneederman
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I don't hate u you are food for thought
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>>518783317
What was his mom’s vax status, potato?
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>>518783317
>Show some goddamn respect nigher
fuck you and your mom especially, you abominable, lying faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lngYKXDxMXE
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It astounds me how many people consider themselves "coffee" lovers yet they pour milk, sugar, cream, sweeteners, flavorings, and all other sorts of shit in there.

>Muh cuppa coffee a day! Gotta have it!
No you fat fuck, that's just chocolate milk with caffeine. Stop being a poser, coffee is perfectly delicious without anything else. People drank coffee for centuries completely black, burnt, and unrefined, because its fine by itself straight up
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>>518836655
i used to run a coffee shop.
black coffee drinkers are insufferable, smarmy faggots and you fit the bill.
they have zero personality without constantly talking about how they think others need to do x thing y way.
not unlike whiskey/bourbon niggers
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>>518836831
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha you literal barista cum guzzling faggot, SURELY you're not being biased with all that seethe
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>>518836994
>reads the word ran
>hurr durrr muh barista
exactly as i asserted, youre an insufferable, smarmy faggot, and likely unemployed.
we made and roasted the literal best coffee west of the mississippi.
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>>518837351
Lmao nigga you wore an apron to make faggots and whores chocolate milk, don't act like you ain't gayest retarded in this thread rn. Literal homosex is more highT than being a barista
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>>518837351
I roast my own at home using a glorified hot plate and sitting rod. I enjoy buying small batches from different areas and roasting them all the same way: time/temp to see the difference between them with just that one variable. I lean towards beans that favor darker roasts and chocolate notes for espresso.
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>>518837709
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>518782075
This is why AI scares them so much, it has the potential to completely obliterate the culture that is saturated in false narratives.
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>>518837709
i made a point of not mandating aprons for anyone, ackshually.

>>518837867
based home roaster. we used an enormous probat hooked up to a laptop.
im fond of lighter roasts for most preps, and slightly darker for espresso.
on that note, some of the best espresso ive ever had was from lightly roasted natural process beans.
that was a one in a million crop though, and i havent encountered another like it for years.
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>>518834514
you'll be ok, you have good energy
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>>518838073
source: magic lying robot
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>>518807269
I drink my coffee black because I worship blacks, thank you very much. No sugar needed.

Kek but seriously, I do worship black people



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