https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUV77-5ERxALots of you love to trash talk the U.S army that keeps us safe but most of you wouldn't last a day in basic
>>518800853Nade in the bed
>>518800853I loved basic training, made good friends there. It was like summer camp. Definitely gets boring though when there's nothing to do, and was glad when it was over.
>>518800853i served a couple years with a few tours
shut the fuck up kike
>>518800853AAAAAAAARGH I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND DO CALISTHENICS, I'M GOING INSANE
sorry mr zog recruiter not today
I fuck zogbots wives while they are deployed
>hums quietly
>>518800853damn right
Boot camp is a pretty nice. Exercise, plenty of food, good sleep, funny people. Boot camp does very little to prepare you for the hell of your first deployment.
>>518800853why would we want to?
>>518800853Nobody cares faggot.I already pay taxes, find some other goy to bother. Most of us are legitimately lookig for an excuse to outrite murder you and your people. Maybe quit while youre ahead kike.
>>518800853It would be fun to patronize zionists>YES SIR! I WILL DIE FOR OUR GREATEST ALLY, SIR!
>>518800853I'd do just fine, in fact better than your larping ass.
>basicarmynigger detected
>>518800853> U.S army that keeps us safe Looks like the IQ thresholds are working for new recruits.
>>518800988I contacted my recruiter (pic related) to sign up. I actually have prior experience, so I'm a shoe-in!
>>518803071i'd actually like to try it. i'm curious about how you guys work. i'm not sure i'm interested in joining, just curious about it
>>518800853I just watched bootsits really fucking gayso gay
>>518803608bunch of dudes in a barracks jerking off every night within arms reach of each other
>>518800853I wouldn't say I'd last a day in basic. I'm a huge softie, even as a child. I'd be in tears if someone insulted my mom.
>>518803680daily showersass to ass walls of soapy butt cheeks
>>518800853Nope, i wouldn't.But if nobody points out your obvious flaws you'll keep sucking and be morexlikely to die pointlessly.And if it ain't a real flaw then why not just shrug it off?
>>518800853>Come make 15k a year bro>We'll give you a knife and a gun :D
>>518803748daily physical contact with all those menheavy breathinggrabbingpullinggruntingsweatingdon't know how long I would last in basic
>>518800853> You wouldn't like the goycampOh no how will I ever recover from the shame of not wanting to die for israel
>>518800853Basic is an NPC filter. You make it through if you're an NPC.>1pbtidCmon private, don't tell me your OP is the equivalent of farting in a hurricane?! Get on your face and give me 10 for every word of your gay and retarded sentence!
>>518800853Basic is nothing. Basically you learn the lingo and culture, how to march while they in-process you.
>>518800853How long did YOU last at basic?
>>518800853Basic is easy you just have to fold laundry the right way
>>518800853exactly, no one wants to have anything to do with your faggy ZOG jew shit
>>518803880The whole way it wasn't hardJust fold your fucking underwear the right way and don't talk to femalesYOU DONT HAVE TO THINK FOR 13 WEEKS it's easy
>>518800853It's actually true though. Boot camp is hard but not that hard, and yet my boot camp class lost twenty people. There were people saying they were going to kill themselves on day one. Soft generation.
>>518800853Nigger, you wouldn't last a day with me. The army would fall to pieces laughing, trying to break me. The marines would have to shoot me. Rank would evaporate wherever I go, because I'm all smiles. I'm the dumbest, happiest, most positive, annoying, mr magoo motherfucker on this side of the dirt nap.
>>518800853Bootcamp was the best part, at least over here.
>>518803603I hate people like you. Pretty soon in a few years time you'll turn into the "I was gonna join" guy. Oh yeah, you're so interested, it's almost the same as actually doing it! Go buy some Nine Line gear and drink your Black Rifle, faggot.
>>518801520You shouldn't. But you should also be grateful that there are people who volunteer to take your place so that a draft is unnecessary.
>>518804009Nigger, I joined the Army 30 years ago and it was the same thing then.
>>518800853At Fort Jackson?!?! That’s where they send all the niggers, faggots, women, and nigger faggots. Bitch please. Go to Sand Hill at Fort Benning.
>>518800853>shilling for the military-industrial complexrope
>>518804396Yeah, but the standards have dropped since you were in. I went through Navy boot camp in 2013 and it was the last class instructors were allowed to swear at recruits until recently. That's over a decade of soft shit at least just from my one example.
>>518800853>standing around alot>5minutes of pushup with bad forms>filling out paperworkI've had landscaping days harder than this when i was 15.Bet half the US army would not last a 13hour day of roofing on a canadian cold mid-november day.
>>518800853Six years enlisted, three of which were activated for disaster relief and two years in Iraq combat role.I'd shit in your fucking mouth.
>>518800853On the contrary, the Army is where I learned how to trash talk
>>518801487I had fun in basic for the most part, lots of suck but I was 17 years old goofing off with a bunch of other kids my age at the end of the day. You don't want to go in much later than that. More importantly you don't want to enlist at all, its not worth it.
i could at least capitalize Army properly
lol, lmao
>>518800853oh wow 10 pushups I'm so scared
>>518800853I was in Basic 21 years ago and that was a joke compared to 20 years prior. Basic today is a joke, every autist on here would breeze through it.But none of you should go. They are currently blocking all of us from retiring out of the Army and blocking those of us who wanted to get into the IRR (Individual Ready Reserve- 1 muster a year and nothing else). If you join and get a contract for 4-6 years, they may block you from exiting after that and keep you in. Its not worth the squeeze if you cant depart after your obligation is over.
>>518804902This must be their "Special" forces
>>518800853Keeps us safe by fighting Israel's wars and focusing all the savage muslims on us?
>1pbtid>amount of information conveyed by OP: zero bytesI pray that everyone above my reply really is a bot. Otherwise, I have some grim conclusions about /pol/'s average IQ.
Humiliation ritual.
Literally all you have to do is listen, shut the fuck up, address the sergeants appropriately, and don't panic. Unless you are a giant retard (if you can read this post you should be smart enough to pass basic) or comically accident-prone/uncoordinated, there is basically no way to fail.
>>518800853I passed basic? And my infantry courses. I will fuck you you faggot
>>518800853Shut the fuck up, you low IQ zogbot BEANER!
>>518803527Gold
>>518803603why? how old are you?
>>518804353I would rather see bros commit themselves to stopping any Ukraine style snatch and grab operations dead in its tracks.
>>518800853Legio Patria Nostrawe shit on all
>>518800853>most of you wouldn't last a day in basicThis is true of anyone who's IQ is measured with three digits.
>>518800853why do i care about this? go die under a drone, OP. herbs.
As a civilian it sounds like the Air Force is the way to go. Shortest and easiest basic training. A good portion of the jobs are desk jobs with direct civilian counterparts, and with tuition assistance your college would be paid for. And then after 4 years you are eligible for the GI Bill and VA home loan. Doesn't sound like a bad deal.
>>518800853I'm not for compulsory service, but right out of high school all students should go through basic training. They could deploy if they wanted to, but basic training would be mandatory if you want to drive, vote, go to college, etc.
>>518800853>wouldn't last a day in basicprobably not, I'd quit because being treated like shit for less than they make at McDonalds isn't my thing. As it stands here at 35 I'd take my graduating class from law school over a graduating class of marines from the same year in a straight up brawl any day, most of them have had their minds and bodies destroyed by the incompetence and maliciousness of the federal government. Suffice to say you won't be shaming me or anyone in my family into service unless this country sees some pretty drastic reforms.
>>518800853>you wouldn't last a day in basicThat's the goalI'm not dying for Israel
>>518800853>Lots of you love to trash talk the U.S armyThe hell are you even talking about?
>>518800853Hollywood propaganda keeps us safe. You absolute bottom boi faggots haven’t won a single fight since ww2 and that was the Soviets winning it for you. On 9/11 there was 0 resistance to attack by military personnel. You aren’t just a paper tiger, you are the butt of the joke zogbot
>>518800853>army basic>lol
>>518803880Long enough to see how fucking gay it was. Most of my bunkmates at basic were both gay and Jewish, excited at the prospect of murdering children for Israel, and they would steal dish soap from the chow hall and have foam parties in the showers after lights-out. I was so utterly disgusted I fell on my own ankle just to get med-sep'd out.
>>518807760I could have been sold on it if someone like my Dad or a couple high school teachers I respected sat me down and explained what would happen, and to think of it as a test, that all the things I do naturally, analyze, evaluate decide, etc. I wouldn't be doing anymore, that I'd have to forget my view of myself as an individual, and that if I did exactly as I was told and only as I was told, and kept my mouth shut, I'd do just fine, and the only question was whether I could do that.Then at that point I would have the option to deploy, or return to civilian life and go to college. It seems like that would be a good way to get some higher caliber people into military service who wouldn't be disruptive.
>>518807517Americans aren't dyin' for Jewish pedophiles, Hymie...although anybody who would seriously suggest that idea in public might.
>>518800853Served in the Marines because I wanted a real challenge and all the men in my family are Marines. It was alright, but honestly pretty easy. The hardest part of service was my own dumb decisions and depression when I hit the fleet. Overall, 7/10 experience, would do again, but more disciplined this time. Might've made it to MARSOC with a little more motivation.
>>518808713I have a lot of family members who were involved in the War on Terror and a few from later in the Trump/Biden years. The impression I get is that the only actual benefit of being in is that you can get free college and a few hiring benefits if you want to work for the feds later. Beyond that it seems like the government wants to use the young men up and throw them out afterwards, the DEI in promotions sounded even worse than the private sector, and the upper brass reminds me of those historical Chinese generals that blunder their way into losses despite outnumbering the enemy by like 30 to 1.
>>518807064There would never be a Ukraine style snatch and grab. There would be a Russian style conscription.
>>518808097>>Lots of you love to trash talk the U.S army>The hell are you even talking about?It is a data mining thread using basic tactics to get people to answer a question that was never asked. Instead of a thread asking who has been through basic training, a statement is made that will likely be more objectionable to those who have been through the process than those who have not, potentially triggering a desire for them to set the record strait. One of the easiest ways to get people to talk is to deceive them into thinking they are bringing accurate information to a conversation that wasn't about them in the first place. Depending on who is behind this thread, you might also see some other complimentary threads of the same purpose but employing different tactics, like a sharing of memories of basic training with the lure of nostalgia.
>>518809811...and everybody knows what these "Russians" look like and where their neighborhoods are. These "Russians" are foolish enough to live amongst us, because they believe that they're entitled to everybody else's nice things.
>>518809977To what purpose, anon? Vague data compilation?Also, checked.
>>518804514https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10801374/
>>518800853>get circumsized at birth>fight and die for israelamerimutts truly are subhuman
OH REALLY??THATS IT, OPIM JOINING UP TODAY!! MILITARY OR ICE™!! WHOEVER TAKES ME!! I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG!!
>>518810051It's a cool fantasy, but in reality you will just end up in prison or dead.
>>518800853>but most of you wouldn't last a day in basicMost people would. That's why it's called basic training and not advanced.
>>518810099Jewish Redditors from /k/ make and participate in these threads because they're desperate to get Goyim to join their militaries and die for Jewish pedophiles. They get smacked down Every. Fucking. Time, and have been for years, thanks to this one simple trick
>>518810099>To what purpose, anon? Vague data compilation?>Also, checked.Checked back.There could be metrics someone likes to keep a vague collection of, could be part of an ongoing and never sated appetite to feed all data possible into a system, or could simply be a total waste serving no purpose other than justification of continued funding, as many bureaucratic budgets facilitate. I don't know the purpose, but the method is obvious.
>>518810320Death is preferable to what the Jews want for Goyim. Anyway, the as the Jews just forcibly vaccinated 3 generations of Americans with poison that will probably kill them, and everybody knows it was Jews who did this, there will be a lot of people running loose with nothing to lose. And Jews are already well-hated enough as it is. So we should hope that these "hypothetical scenarios" never happen.
>>518810204and yet they would crush you in a war. who is really the subhuman? why aren't you a global superpower if you so superior?
>>518804808Why would basic suck as an older guy? It seems like all conditioning to me. If you're already conditioned, you're already pretty close to the level of soldier.
>>518800853There's only one thing that keeps us safe, and it's operated by pushing a button not doing pushups.Soldiers actively make us less safe by eroding the nuclear deterrent and allowing politicians to intervene in foreign conflicts that inevitably provoke terrorism in response.
>>518810540>there will be a lot of people running loose with nothing to losethere really won't. the whole reason young people don't volunteer for the military is because they are scared of death.
>>518800853i can shave and make my bed already
>>518800853Imagine enlisting for a MOS that sends you to the Fort Jackson faggot factory, then calling yourself a soldier.Come home white man, Fort Benning awaits. Leave the POG jobs for the niggers and faggots.
>>518810533I'd guess waste of time, but hey ya never know.Third check
>>518810549Because if your nuts dropped you'd know that your body starts falling apart in your mid-thirties, and that's if you're lucky enough to not have any major injuries. Deployments (the whole point of having a military) are hard on people in a number of ways, and having nothing left to return to because Jewish pedophiles stole it all is not a fair trade. And the standards are now so low that they're accepting a LOT of age waivers and waivers in general.
>>518800853Basic is for bitches. That shit is just a form of psychological torture meant to force the weak-minded into a state of Stockholm syndrome. Fuck you, bitch. We're gonna destroy you in the coming civil war.
>>518810717>Die for Israel, White man! Save the safe and easy jobs for the Jews and their pets from India!>says Major Potato
>>518810685Either way, American Goyim aren't gonna enlist and die for Jewish pedophiles. Unless those Jewish pedophiles were to somehow admit wrongdoing and then go away, which they won't. We're gonna see another "over 1000" event play out.
I got disqualified for having asthma
>>518800853When I was in boot there was this guy from Texas with a Texas state tattoo on his chest acted like a tough guy. Then one day we were looking for him and they found him in the laundry room crying it was funny af.
>>518800853I dont plan to spend a day in basic.
>>518801487The average Russian grunt has seen more in a day than you have your entire existence. Imagine going to 'war' against a force that is too backwards to field artillery and believing you've seen combat lmao
>>518803603If you want to know what goes on behind the scenes, all you have to do is find vets of the 9/11 bullshit in Iraq. They'll tell you everything you need to know. Or if you want something you can listen to while you workout that will also tell you just how fucked up our military is, give these guys a listen. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3itm4Cj7SBB670hCjagXsEYXrzqqMwud
>>518811389Based, your life was saved.
>>518804514Picture of some white kid instead of the filthy wetbacks that brought the fucking hookworms with them across the border.
>>518800853>Army Basic>Has co-ed female trash there too>Muh rifle qualification, then off to the 5494th water purification battalionThe biggest pussies to ever pussy. KYS government thug
>>518800853But I want to smoke and vape. And have a beer on the weekend. So no.
>>518800853>keeps us safeyou're definitely right about that because without your ZOGbots you kikes would get dragged out on the street and lynched
>>518800853>most of you wouldn't last a day in basic>shows a pic of Fort Jackson, the most well known, relaxed, army basic training post
>>518811931>that brought the fucking hookworms with them across the borderIt's endemic to your shithole country.
>>518803527>Be my brother>He was 17>US Military recruiters get our home number from the high school>Talk to recruiters tell them not interested.>Everyone, except Army get the hint after 3 calls or so.>Army keeps calling>My brother tries to be nice to tell them no thanks>Army will not stop calling>My brother starts telling them shit to disqualify himself>Brother: yeah I stole a car, beat-up some old lady, did an armed robbery>Spic recruiter: naw dude, you did not do any of that shit! What are you doing after graduation from school?>Brother: I'm not going to finish school... I'm going to jai for all the crimes I done.>Spic recruiter: Naw dude, I know that's not true. The Army is a steady job with benefits! blah blah GI Bill!Army fags will not quit, ever. They just keep fucking with you.
>>518801487You're a faggot who's never seen real combat. You're probably one of those losers who complain about kids playing with fireworks because muh PTSD.
>>518800853>U.S army that keeps us safeThe army kills people for Israel; which inspires shit like 9/11, so no - the US army does not keep us safe. What keeps the US safe is being surrounded by two oceans. That's literally it. That's American "military strength."
yeah and you wouldnt last a day at my tech job, so?
>>518811931Don't talk to the eurotrash... they all fuck niggers and sand niggers
>>518800853you get the food, bed and training while the rest have to manage the gulag's matriarchy and its shrieking.only the army allows something close to a "complete life", but protects the very system mass-producing what you complain about. it manages complications for you. but you have to accept working for zog or communism.
>>518800853If it ain't Marine Corps boot camp, it's a joke. A baby could graduate the other boot camps.
>>518800853I didn't get put into the FLRP when I arrived at Fort Jackson processing tho.
>>518800853And yet somehow I made it through that and tech school.What is your DOE?I always laugh when some tard says shit like this and they didn't even sign the line either.
>>518800853NIGGER KIKE SAY IT TOGETHER1, 2, 3 , 4 NIGGER KIKES RUN THE US NO MORE
>>518800992You have to and your military is so laughably small and insignificant that Poland would be a genuine threat to your laughable military were they inclined to invade you. You literally guard small US bases nowadays. I lived at Sembach while stationed at Ramstein and probably met you while you were guarding the gate from the Hadjis. You're not the same as us. Not even close.
>>518810717Nah I'm S2, catching bullets and cleaning toilets isn't my thing.
>>518800853I was medically disqualified from military service when I was like 8. I never had an opportunity to join. I worked for some defense contractors though and boy to those greedy fucks siphon money away from the military. It doesn't trickle down to the workers unless they're on commission.
>>518813665>You're not the same as us.he at least knows who he is, who is "us" in your phrasing operative?dennis prager is an open israeli spy for example
>>518800853The entire premise of basic is that most shit talking retards DO last.It's literally DESIGNED so that sub average retards can be made into effective soldiers.
>>518800853>Lots of you love to trash talk the U.S army that keeps us safe but most of you wouldn't last a day in basic>that keeps us safeWhen you "us"You mean your pedophile kike masters that you serve like dogs in hopes for table scraps.The military is a cult built around human sacrifice through war.
Sand Hill grad in '05. Was pretty gay then, sure it's pretty gay now. I think the only way to fail basic is to not pass whatever the PT test is at the moment. I was a weak fag, so I usually barely passed the push-ups. But they were pushing thru autists that couldn't shoot to standard, fats that couldn't run for two miles, and just completely retarded Mexicans.
>>518800853I work construction so I beg to differ. But if a negress staff sgt shucked and jived in my presence I'd pull the trigger. Otherwise I think id excel and prosper. A nation who puts their volunteers in the hands of niggers gets what it deserves.
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>>518811793Meh, I was going to be a sysadmin in the chair force kek
>>518814742And of course, rewarded with hundreds of repliesTo me, boot camp isn't scary, the gas chamber isn't scary. All I fear is the vaccination line. Everything else is about instilling discipline, but that part is some Pink Floyd's The Wall type bullshit.
>>518800853> Keep us safeFrom what? Maybe to a degree with cyber threat teams preventing electronic infrastructure, and counter intelligence or intelligence units watching bad foreign actors. Beyond that though what are you keeping us safe from? >>518801240Based. Sorry Lt. Ramirez, she wanted the BWC.
>>518804902cannon fodder, grim
>>518807406or cyber navy as an echo, or space force, or commission into another tech role or even just go foreign service. tech contractors go in as warrant officers with TS clearances. hilarious because at 22 years old you will outrank combat hardened vets.
My buddy joined the marines in the late 90’s and he said anything they did was a cakewalk compared to high school wrestling practice. Of course it wasn’t unheard of to see guys quit wrestling after the first day. They didn’t like the part where we jagged them in the ass I guess.
>>518811404Had a dude get a moto-tat on boot leave of an EGA with dogtags hanging off of it. Saw it one day during MCT. Kindly pointed out that on the dogtags, his own mame was misspelled. True story.
>>518800853>join military>humiliation from the first day, hoping one day you will be high rank general to shit on others>become big general>still get called fat piece of shit by someone who can't even do a proper pull up and you will be fired tooBeing in modern day military is the literal humiliation ritual, and ALL military dudes are maso faggots who get off being treated like shit in front of others, and they think it's good way to find 'best friends' and bond over such humiliation, kek
>>518813069During GWOT they had all 4 branches setup in our highschool cafeteria. They were trying to recruit 14yr olds...
>>518800853I'm too old for that shit, nor do I like to get up early. I'm a night person by nature. I also don't like being told what to do, especially by people in uniform.Only way I'd be in the military is if we suffered a first strike, and I would expect to be made an officer on sight, at least Colonel.
>>51881573417yr old kid from our school got a "FREEDOM ANIT FREE" tattoo before even going to meps. Literally signed recruiter papers and got a trailerpark tat the day after. Lol.
>>518804002>YOU DONT HAVE TO THINK FOR 13 WEEKS it's easyYeah I would die in basic
>>518800853There's plenty of training regimens I could put together right now completely off the top of my head that you couldn't last a day at. Do you feel emasculated to learn this? Do you now feel like you're suddenly less of a man than you were sixty seconds ago? What if I told you I could devise a training program designed to break you, mind, body and soul, inside of only five minutes? Would you feel like your manhood has suddenly shrunk by an amazing 95% or more?
>>518816999fucking based and checkedsame, but more of decentralized militia is my jam, never army
>>518800853Probably not. But go die for Israel now golem.
>>518808802Illiterates with zero ability to comprehend full sentences are exactly what they're looking for. Contact your local recruiter.
>>518800853Being in an army is cringe and gay. Chad's join Partisan groups or guerrilla warfare groups if they have to take up arms and fight but being in the army is cringe as fuck especially the US army.
>>518809977>It is a data mining threadyou saying the govt doesn't know the ratio of men who have been in the military or not?it's a challenge to your manhood. with a side of white feather. >can you be a man? do you have what it takes? why not find out, lel
>>518817764Fucking this. If you fight for a cartel you get drugs. If you join your local militia and hang out among fellow whites that's even better. Joining a gang has more honor and respect than military. I've seen it first hand. There is literally a clause a in the U.S. military contract were it says they can put you next to weirdos and you have to deal with it. So you are stuck next to lgbtq++ and chomos and murderers who never got caught. And niggers will take shots on you for being white.Tap the sign and realize homeless in California and illegals crossing the border live better than you. Russian conscripts can drink in the field and get paid a bounty for destroying big ticket items while you suck off the Maytag up in garrison with roaches and black mold and niggers.Just tap the sign folks they hate white people still.
>>518818209>and murderers who never got caughthow would you know this
>>518800853>keeps us safe>What did he mean by this? I'm pretty sure yuh ou meant to say keeps Israel safe at US expense. That means the US military is a liability that produces nothing of value. The more people that flak out the better. They didn't machine gun hordes at the Mexican border, they didn't prevent politicians from importing millions of jeets. They have failed at their mission, actively protect those that endanger this place and are likely to be used for domestic pacification, to a greater degree than they are. No one has heard of posse comitatus anymore. Keep your nigger cattle and your .277s I hope your sig loses zero from handguard separation and barrel galling right around the time you start hearing the trees talking.
>>518800853Most USA defence workers cannot stand for 40 minutes. Even fast food workers have better stamina. Fat, dumb, short.
>>518816972This was later 90s, before GWOT
>>518815734I knew a turbo retard that got an EGA before going to bootcamp. Recruiters told him that was really really fucking stupid and to get it covered up.Tard quit in boot camp, then comes back home saying his girlfriend left him in boot camp and it fucked up his brains. He said it does not mean shit, because he will be going back in a year.ROFLMFAO soft pussy that always tried to act tough in high school. Obviously, Marines were not going to take that fucker for a 2nd attempt.
>here's your company commander for WW3 bro
>>518813069
>>518800853Fuck your gay army and their homosexual leaders.
>>518800853>"ALRIGHT FAGGOTS GET READY FOR PENIS INSPECTION. PANTS DOWN HANDS UP!"
>>518800853Oh yea ?Let me prove it to you by joining the Army and dying for Isntreal !Oy Vey !
I respect the military but it seems to attract legit criminals, scumbags, weirdos, people who think they're superheroes... I've definitely met an odd mix of current and former servicemembers
>>518821239Fucking incredible lmao. Thanks for sharing, anon.
>>518800853I’ll just hide while you walk by and then shoot you in the back.
