American here, just got back from my tour of Europe. Went to most countries/places.From West to east:>IcelandEveryone was quite nice and seemingly depressed. There were too many tourists in Reykjavík. Everything aside from that is very SMOL. Only a few places to go or see in the other cities. But if you like Peace and Quiet I think you would enjoy visiting. >IrelandEveryone here is mostly an aimless drunk and they all talk funny. You could tell some of them were -much- brighter than the others, but ultimately there are too many Africans there to thoroughly enjoy the stay.>PortugalLazy people who drink too much. Portuguese sounds ridiculous as a language. Aveiro is like Venice but it's not filthy and full of gypsy-goblins. Otherwise it has a lot of lighthouses. Basically Portugal is like the Maine of Europe.
>>519055575who were the tallestand i mean the ethnicsnot the people that were just thereyou did pay attention to who was ethnic and who was just born there...right?
>>519055683meanwhile, 5'5 jews farm you all like cattle
>>519055575Nice man, keep me posted
>SpainMost of the people here were very rude and stupid, and they all spoke Spanish, like they are Mexicans or something. More or less the Mexico of Europe, most of the people spend all day drunk outside and after they get drunk enough, they scream at random people like wild animals. The women constantly make orgasm noises even though they are only eating squids or drinking wine and crap. Food is overrated as well, everything is just raw olives or meat on a plate. Most of the 'locals' look like arab rape babies for some reason. Not a serious or interesting place. Laguardia looks like the Olive Garden menu picture.>ScotlandThe nicest people I met in Europe. Of those who speak English, the least understandable. As I understand it, Scottish was invented by trying to gargle marbles while drunk as a sloppy pig. None of the food is edible here, even as a joke. They all drink "IRN BRU" which tastes like bubblegum, red bull, and bike rust. >WalesVery rude and very stupid to boot. I suspect the rumors about them having sex with sheep are actually true and they get very offended when you bring it up (even in jest!) which is telling. They have a town called St Fagans which I think says it all.
>>519055575Hope you get to visit Anatolia and crimea, I am from these regions and I hope you enjoy the region if you get the chance
>>519055683>who were the tallestEither Iceland or Norway. Big cunts. I would have thought Sweden would have big cunts as well but nope. Much more 'average' sized.>you did pay attention to who was ethnic and who was just born there...right?Of course it's hard to miss sometimes.
>>519056100>Most of the 'locals' look like arab rape babies for some reasonThey are arab rape babies.
>>519056100have u seen many big bundas in spainthis is very important question
>>519056100>They all drink "IRN BRU" which tastes like bubblegum, red bull, and bike rustCareful, you might get beat up for that one
>EnglandHalf of England is Muslims from Pakistan and Indians, etc. The other half appear to have degenerated into a strange race of Soccer-loving homosexuals. I went to a few pubs and was offered cocaine in each of them. Lots of Polish people who chain-smoke cigarettes on street corners as if that is their occupation (is it?), and the food was definitely as terrible as the reputation carries. Lots of them will "banter" about how the USA is bad or whatever but if you say anything negative about England they essentially chimp out. Went and saw the "Monument to the Great Fire of London". All of our monuments mog it hard. Went and saw Fulham Palace. Hardly a palace, it looks like shit. Had a big laugh at all the tourists gawping at the BIG BEN BONGING. Went to the Black Prince Pub on a local's recommendation. Didn't even have a drink looked absolutely stupid.>FranceCompletely filled with Muslims in every area that isn't Brittany. Paris is a nonsensical shithole where some of the most expensive monuments and luxury shops are juxtaposed against a bunch of african rabble lining the streets along with all of the OTHER muslims. That said the sandwiches they sell in Paris are at least 1.5-2x better than Subway and are a great deal: If you don't speak French, simply say "Pardon" and "Merci" a lot, and you can haggle for food prices as well. The locals don't seem to like it but it was an easy way to get good deals on things like Macarons. Definitely DO check out their palaces they are REAL palaces and not fake ones. >BelgiumI thought this would be all 'waffle', 'chocolate', 'beer'; but it's even MORE muslims and these ones are the unhappy sort. The police are armed to the teeth and it feels like everyone is waiting for a terror attack to happen at any moment. If you ever want to visit a place where you will get bored in 30m, try Dinant. The fries are really good, but they use this cum sauce (it's ALMOST like mayonnaise but not really) on them.
>>519057363> Bro went to belgium instead of the netherlandsLmfao why?
>>519055575Eat shit and die
11 herbs
>>519055575>>519056100>>519057363hahaha this is gold. i am eagerly waiting on the next review.
>>519055575>There were too many tourists in Reykjavík
Come on, faggotDon’t just regurgitate /pol/ jokesDo give us your actual impression and experiences there
>>519055575>Portuguese sounds ridiculous as a language.I'm curious what it sounds like to a new world freak of nature.
>NetherlandsAll of the women here looked like whores, and coincidentally, they were all actually also whores. Most of everyone is either somehow an extremely wealthy asshole who has to go into the equivalent of a small midwestern town to do anything fun, and the other half appear to be tired of them but can't do anything about it. They REALLY love drugs and this little orange thing, which I didn't understand at all. Don't ever go to Giethoorn, it's overrun with Chinks and tourists. Scheveningen beach is basically like Coney Island but with less blacks and more muslims. If you go through here, the "Stroopwafels" are overrated as hell. The Gouda cheese is worth a stop if you can find a cheesemonger. Hoge Veluwe National Park was the only place I liked here.>GermanyThey were very autistic, but I have some autism too so I found it to be agreeable autism. I witnessed a German customs officer give someone (3) tickets for a carton of cigarettes:1 ticket for the cigarettes not being stamped1 ticket for them not being a reputable brand of cigarettes1 ticket for them 'trying to lie to him'.Supreme Autism. Renting a Porsche and going on the Autobahn was excellent: there are few rules you have to follow other than "be faster than the other cars". You can pass on the left or the right and the most you will get from someone is a 'thumbs up' or they will do this 'thumbs up between their fingers' as well. They like to honk their horns a lot: in a lot of ways Germany is like the 'Texas' of Europe: it has a lot of bland/brown fields in the North and they are constantly mining the countryside to make it uglier. Berlin and Munich are completely overrun by Muslims and it was easier to speak Arabic in these cities than German. All of the native Germans hate their own food and only eat 2-3 things: Pizza, McDonalds, and Kebabs. Everything closes at around 7pm aside from Beer gardens, which typically only sell beer at that point. Hitler's 'eagle's nest' was great.
>>519055575>went from west to east>only lists places in westWhy the discrimination OP?
>>519058375>does not wait for him to finishRetard
>>519055575Only the opinion of Chinese matters.
>SwitzerlandEverything was either like Zurich and the streets are literally made of marble and gold, or it's some stupid fucking plebshit mountain 'town' where they have 1,000 arabs and a McDonalds. Didn't seem to be much in-between. Fondue is a mediocre food and everything the Swiss like is basically just>melted cheese>potato>noodleIn some form or combination. Everything was absurdly expensive for no reason, and they didn't take Euros for anything so you have to constantly switch all your money into "Francs" which is easily the dumbest fucking thing about them. LOTS of Chinese tourists who are extremely fun to bully. (the locals will allow you to bully them, largely)>ItalyItalians love graffiti, blacks, and gypsies. They hate having anything work on time and love to act fucking insane in public. I mean insane: You will try to order coffee and either they will begin to sing to you or yell at you to die, I learned how to say "testicles" in 3 different ways though. Food and wine is the best in Europe, barring only the milk in Germany. (raw milk) Americans like to be retards and order pasta but I only got it once or twice... their real strength lies in soup and Steak. Italians also think you are cool and manly for eating lots of steak and wine, and even moreso if you buy some designer clothes and scents to do so in. Most of their cities are complete hellholes, with no discernible race living there. "cloaca gentium" comes to mind when describing an Italian city. Venice is overrated, smells like shit and it's full of gypsies, chinese, and pickpockets from Africa. Milan and Pisa are crappy too. Rome is basically like Phildadelphia: lots of 'things' from their past interspersed with McDonalds and more graffiti. Tropea reminded me of Malibu, Calibu. You would think they had a lot of good coffee culture because they invented espresso but it's just because they're all cracked out and hungover and can't bother to sit down unless it's to eat shaved ice for breakfast
Is that it? Is this all you have visited?
>>519060262We r waiting
>>519056100>Spain>Most of the people here were very rudeHe's legit
>NorwayEverything was extremely expensive like in Switzerland. People here were extremely tall for some reason. This is the best looking part of Europe, and didn't have very many muslims and africans as compared to the rest. Norwegians like money more than having families. It was similar to Hawaii, but probably much colder in Winter.>DenmarkWas able to go to Copenhagen, but no one could tell me where Seethenhagen was. Similar to paris they have lots of places that sell sandwiches but the Danish are cheap and won't give you two pieces of bread unless you pay extra which I found was exceptionally stingy of them. While the people are nice: there is almost nothing to do in Denmark. Thankfully the natural landscape is quite nice because otherwise I would have been kicking myself for going there.>SwedenAll of the cities are like "little Iran". Swedish food is very bland although not as bad as the British in most cases. Pretty much all they do here is sleep, take swims, eat fish, and give money to muslims to ruin the local towns.>AustriaLike the Germans, but ANGRY! Seriously, I speak German and it was the Austrians who ended up chimping out the most in response to normal situations. You can definitely tell that they all like Hitler. Innsbruck and Salzburg are small: you can easily skip them and you won't miss anything. Vienna has good coffee, good wine: they were the most aristocratic of the Germans as I could tell. Very hard to find even grocery stores in Austria which makes you wonder how anyone stays alive here.
>>519059200>cloaca gentiummagnificent.
>>519058427Enjoy the rest of the travelblog memelaggot
>>519057573I second this question.who would go to Belgium at all?!t. someone who went Nijmegen Vierdaagse and fucking loved it
>Czech RepublicSome of the best beer in Europe but also somehow some of the most mediocre sausage. If Germans loved umlauts, these motherfuckers LOVE putting weird little accent marks on every fucking word. Prague Castle mogs all the other faggy castles in Europe. It's actually a BIG, FUCKOFF castle, unlike the rest which were just some dude's house and sex dungeon made of bricks. Of all the places in Europe, I'd say this probably has the most 'Medieval' feel to it still. Lots of peasants (LOTS) and lords... people seem to be very aware which they are and can tell you all sorts of things about how their great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather plowed a field 20m over there, and some such. Bohemian national forest is spectacular: easily mogs our Bohemian Grove. :(Brno is actually like being in some weird fucking Lord of the Rings town. Would recommend Czeching it out.>SloveniaLots of beautiful women who WILL fuck any foreigner who comes to Slovenia. Ljubljana is like if France wasn't completely overrun with Muslims and Africans. Lake Bled mogs most of the tourist crap. Kranjska Gora is more beautiful than most of Switzerland. Another one I will go back to in the future.>CroatiaThis is like going to Italy but it's vastly improved by the lack of all the Africans. Everyone here is VERY RACIST. If you are white they will tolerate you (at worst) and probably like you (in general) unless you act like an asshole or an idiot. They even have a Collusseum-type building in Pula, which is great because you don't have to constantly check if you are being robbed by an African.
>>519058321no, really, your language does sound funky. it is supposed to be similar to Spanish, but it sounds like a mix of Polish and Swedish (purely phonetically)
>>519055575>ITT, Grade A American Retard daydreaming about Europe
>>519061493top notch work anon, please keep going if you have more.
>>519061242>IcelandEveryone was quite nice and seemingly depressed.Iceland is a country with a population of 350,000 spread across an area of 103,000 km2. It's not exactly a big place.
>>519055575>IrelandEveryone here is mostly an aimless drunk and they all talk funny. You could tell some of them were -much- brighter than the others, but ultimately there are too many Africans there to thoroughly enjoy the stay.I often wonder who posts these pure psyops especially in a time when America is bullying the world to do things it's own way.I suspect a retard who would be that bothered about a clear minority of Africans in Ireland wouldn't make the pay grade to travel that extensively across Europe.If anything the soul of Ireland was destroyed by American multi corp and tech companies that turned this place into a shit hole like. Americans are the ones lobbying our tax laws and that has killed the mood in this country.Americans want cheap labour that's why it's impossible to find Irish people working at these kike companies that don't pay tax here.So fuck off and stay in America we don't want your fat tourists or your kike tax haven lobbyist companies American already destroyed our ancient traditional holidays like Halloween by turning it into a marketing joke or a holiday.
What a fucking waste of money and everybody's time. Next time you feel like traveling watch a tiktok clip, you'll probably get more out of it, you colossal faggot.
>>519062017>mick offended by the truth lmao.
watch all the colonized eurofags seeth that their former capitals are now muslim and african rape shitholes.
>>519062084I find it amusing and wholesome
>>519061493>Mud is redpilled about Czechia and Sloveniai love to see it
we r waiting raaaaaah
>>519062084THISMutts fuck off
>>519062017>minority of Africansthey won't be a minority for long seeing as your schools are literally full of niggers
>>519062285But it's not the truth you fat cunt. You were in Dublin most likely and saw mostly English and American shops that killed the authentic vibe of Ireland.You would have seen no blacks in the deep country side but like most fat lazy entitled yanks you would have complained about boredom and lack of fast internet address if you took the time to experience it
>>519057363>6 BONG 6 BONG
>>519062800I'm not voting for your friend Nigel Farage faggot so you're wasting your psyop time on me
>PolandEvery building is white with a red roof. I suspect they either did their flag first and then all of their buildings, or the other way around. Hard to tell. Zalipie is what the Swedes and Danes THINK they live like. Lots of people in Poland walk around like they are intensely focused on something: I suspect this is why Hitler created anti-ADHD camps here.Personally I went to the mountains: the Beskids and Tatras are again, superior to most of the Swiss mountains at this point by virtue of having NO FUCKING CHINKS.Polish food is good, as long as you don't mind the lack of variety. >SlovakiaIt's like the opposite of Slovenia: Mountains and everyone seems to secretly suspect that they hate each other. It's probably good to ski here but I found it boring. >HungaryLike the Wyoming of Europe. Flattish and boring-ish.>Bosnia Being in Bosnia feels like taking a time-travel capsule back to 1970s soviet Russia. But in a good way.>SerbiaAgain like Slovakia, wasn't that much to do but I bet it's good for skiing.>RomaniaOnly stopped briefly: The Carpathian mountains are beautiful. Didn't get too much of a feel for it otherwise. Lots of animals everywhere, even in towns.>AlbaniaI didn't bother
>>519062949>lots of animals everywhere, even in townswell the mountainfags do get animals roaming in their streets (mostly brown bears)
>>519062949the fuck is zalipie
>>519063196SMOL polska town
>>519055575>Lazy people who drink too muchTrue im drinking right now and being lazy.>Basically Portugal is like the Maine of Europe.Cheers lad.Could have said worse things.I will visit Maine one day to confirm.
>>519063492based anon.
>>519057363>Went and saw Fulham Palace.Neither fixture played yet. LARP detected
>>519057363If you go to London, a city with more Michelin starred restaurants than New York, and complain about the food, it’s your fault for being a dumbarse.
>>519056100hilarioius review, great thread OP. You have a great style, you should write shit, long format, would read it.
>>519060586Yeah you eat food to survive and little else. Availability of quality ingredients and decent cooks is the appeal to the americans I've met. But a swede will just throw three things in a pan and heat it.You have to get out of the towns to race cars or bikes, or gander at the giant fleet of classic american cars. We like cars you know, invented the three-point seatbelt. Novemberkåsan soon.
Dear Diary, Today OP was not a faggot.
>MacedoniaHas stupid food like Spain where it's just a bunch of ingredients on a plate. These are Europe's poorfags so the food is insanely cheap here even if it's just only ok. They fucking HATE greeks and will go out of their way to mention that they hate Greece and not to visit Greece, etc.This is like the Mississippi of Europe. It was really unremarkable, overall, and their sheer POORNESS really brought down their attempts to make anything seem nice. And it wasn't like they were having the nobles fuck the peasants and make amazing things in the cities either... everyone is poor even rich people are poor>BulgariaAnother secretly great country, like Slovenia. Nothing was very expensive, similar the others nearby here, but Bulgaria's food is extremely good. Chocolate and Dairy are some of the best in Europe. You can eat as much yogurt as you like in Bulgaria and you will never get tired of it. Everyone was extremely nice as well. Bulgaria I will try to return to as well.>GreeceAlmost exactly like Macedonia but more coastal, and they HATE Macedonians. Weirdly, Macedonians and Greeks are almost exactly the same type of lazy idiots other than simply hating the other one. Food is fantastic, prices are all over the place. Going to the Temple of Zeus or anything like that is a joke, totally overrun with tourists and retards. I didn't go to a dumbshit island like Santorini so thankfully I didn't have to deal with total bullshit but it felt like being in a movie or a joke with the way the people there acted.
>>519063106He was referring at the people as animals in town
>>519063492>Cheers lad. Could have said worse things.You will like Maine: They drink a lot, eat seafood, and have lots of lighthouses. Portugal I would probably go back to. Thinking of visiting Madeira once as well. I think if I was more interested in the beach I would have been a bigger fan.Although everyone talked funny people in Portugal were very smart and nice, by and large.
>>519061514>it is supposed to be similar to SpanishI it's not *that* different if we speak slowly
>>519058365>You can pass on the left or the right and the most you will get from someone is a 'thumbs up' or they will do this 'thumbs up between their fingers' as well.baiting retard youre supposed to only pass on the left
>>519062865>authentic vibe of Irelandwhat vibe? endless fields of cows and lumpy potato people? inhaling dogshit "beer" while seething about the british? hard pass.
>>519060586Lawl
>>519058365Also you could've tried german cuisine like currywurst but chose goyslop and arabic slop>Everything closes at around 7pm aside from Beer gardensI don't live in the biggest cities but grocery stores close at 9pm here>Berlin and Munich are completely overrun by MuslimsAnd niggers, yes
>>519063669https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulham_Palace
>>519064150Thanks anon :) France is very nice outside of the cities.
>>519064223Yeah I've heard the rural swedes are Ameriboos for BIG TRUCKS and MUSCLE CARS.
>>519055575Great thread thank you for the write up, will consider it for travel.
>>519062017>>519062865You can tell he wasn't in Ireland just the first thing he brings up is the cringe as fuck American stereotype that Irish people are drunks which originated from dull as fuck and joyless puritanical wasp Americans. The faggot has never been to Europe or Ireland.
>>519064714>Portugal I would probably go back toBetter not.One of yours was just knifed today.Give it some time.https://www.cmjornal.pt/portugal/detalhe/turista-americano-morto-a-facada-no-estoril
>>519055575>Random untelated coats of arms>>519058619>Y u no annex Portugal?Definitely not for lack of trying lol
>>519062485>are now muslim and african rape shitholesWhy do you say "now"?>Watch White people seethe that inbred islamists have murdered them and ruined their homogeneous countries.Which sharia shithole are you from, Abdul?
>>519065420It says he tried to say "where is the bathroom" but instead he said "Vai p'à puta que te pariu". Easy mistake to make... but a deadly one in Portugal.
>>519064453You're alright yank, you're alright
>>519055575TLDR give us your insta, attention whore.
I went to the US once. Never gonna do that mistake again. It was full of fat ugly people and the food was disgusting. All their sugary things taste horrible because they use shitty corn syrup for everything. Nobody knows how to drive. Ugly black women try to flirt with you everywhere. Only redeeming factor is the nature.Can't think of a single european country that's worse than the US. Maybe France?
>>519065911What part did you go to?
FUCK europe. europe needs to be nuked already.
>>519062949>Lots of animals everywhere, even in towns.We call them bozgors.
>>519055575dude, stay home. you're retarded. if this is all you could gather from your travels you are a very underdeveloped man. mentally and spiritually you are at the level of a bug
>>519055575oh look it's just another (((D&C))) thread, and dozens of retards fell for it
>>519065420Kek
>>519055575>>519064453As much as I like Greece (for example, for feeling like I got to some Poland in the 1980's from old movies with a better weather), also being pro-Greece, the food there / in the Balkan area (maybe you're right about Bulgaria), especially meat, is criminally underseasoned, unless there is feta or some local counterpart on it. This being said, the Turk makes better food. When I eat in Turkey, I don't need to think I should have taken my spices with me to make it have any taste except for just looking ok. Bulgaria - people don't smile, if someone smiles at you, you will remember the face until the end of your stay. At least, their faces look more neutral than in Switzerland. There, locals give you the stare like ,,wtf are you doing here?" and they give a very cold impression, especially in remote mountain areas. Hungary is a top country, people shyer than expected (I guess that for a long time, they had German taught at school instead of English - still, much better than in Bulgaria). Czechia is a Disneyland, you won't see much of normal life in Prague. The food in Czechia is disgusting, I avoid their parody of meals each time I come, otherwise I feel sick for 2-3 days. Slovakia - chill people who don't give a shit about the surroundings much, slow life. The UK - so messy in streets in bigger cities (still, not the Athens level) you just forget what country you are visiting, but be it London or Edinburgh, lots to see. The food is 5/10. Occasional people can go beyond the small talk and nay turn out quite educated.
>>519066134SAAR please.
>>519069858 The Spanish seem to spend lots of time with their peers outside, say ,,Ola" to strangers more often than usual but aside from some cheerful beach people, they aren't as happy as their social mask as they are shown. The food is good but too much sea creatures for my taste there. Their cities are ok but chaotic, resorts - good infrastructure but endless white tourist real estate replace the real feel of the place (I mean the islands). Malta, especially Gozo, is where you can feel how people feel instead, excellent food and people living their lives, many black people started living there. Italy? The North/South division is visible, the northern food is much worse; yes, they are invasive - some of them can pull it off and make the situation fun, some don't know when to stop (restaurants, etc.). Like in Germany (also, worse sausage than in Poland), massive delays in transport, also: strikes, demonstrations, etc. Grafitti - I agree, it spoils a lot but generally speaking, it's a must-see country. Cheap coffee. Belarus - just the border towns: uber clean, even in slighlty poorer countryside areas, kind, well-educated people that are goal-oriented. France: OP's decription is true; blacks as bodyguards in luxurious shops noticeable. I may finish, as well as not.
>>519057363London is shit, yes. Surprised you didn’t mention the million Chinese tourists.
>>519055575I enjoyed your travel blog.cheers.
>>519055575Next you'll say Portuguese sounds like Russian or that Brazilian (pidgin Portuguese) sounds better
>>519066007None. You just made him mad by calling Spaniards arab rape babies (which is true)
>>519055575who allowed you to post a low resolution version
>>519060586>Austrians>most aristocratic That’s a good one.>>519058365If you happen to be passing on the right sight at crazy speeds and they are giving you thumbs up it probably means they think there are a few screws lose and suspect there is a decent chance of a traffic jam because of your wrecked car in front of them. It’s ironic in this case.>stores close at 19.00/ 7.00 pmNo they don’t in Bavaria they always close at 20.00/ 8.00 pm in non rural areas they usually are upon until much later.>usually these three foodsYou need to try again>eagles nest was coolThe Königsee and the Watzmann Ostwand view from St. Bartholomä are much nicer. So are the Jenner and Grünstein. Also the Windbeutel Baron.
>>519065069>german cuisine like currywurst
>>519062949phew... we got off easyyou probably only went to tourist places if you have nothing to say about depressing commie blocks
>>519055575>Everyone here is mostly an aimless drunk and they all talk funny. You could tell some of them were -much- brighter than the others, but ultimately there are too many Africans there to thoroughly enjoy the stayYou just went to Dublin. I can tell
>>519075716Currywurst is just hyped nonsense. Get a decent upper middle class restaurant with decent to very good recommendations, which has row deer ideally roe deer kid with Spaetzle, cowberry and a well seasoned Spätburgunder ideally the sauce has it too. Enjoy.
Justin is that you?
op is trying hard to be funny but it's not landing
>>519076494I laughed a lot
>>519064453food here sucks and yogurt you buy from the shop is fake. if you want real sour milk go to japan. there's litter and garbage everywhere and this land is breeding ground for pajeets (4-10x each couple).
>>519065653retard
>>519055575Post pics faggot
>>519068903This. He's right about the Spanish being rude, brown, and lazy, though.
>>519061514And you are right, words like "piscina" (/piʃ.ˈi.nɐ/) resemble a lot of eastern languages. In English it sounds something like "peesheenaw".>>519055575Aveiro is shit and it's a sample of Venice. All metropolitan areas are best to avoid as well. Serra do Gerês, Serra da Estrela or Açores are the best. There are nice places like Sintra but it's full of jeets and niggers (our niggers are more tame at least). Gypsies here are your blacks essentially, except with less violent crime.
>>519055575kek
>>519076316that's more like itand a stale bretzel for when I'm stumbling home after
>>519055575>>Portugal>Lazy people who drink too much. Why?>Portuguese sounds ridiculous as a language. Why? it makes no sense!>Aveiro is like Venice but it's not filthy and full of gypsy-goblins. Yet.>Basically Portugal is like the Maine of Europe.What does this even mean?Actually Maine is probably the only place in 'murica which is whiter than us. But to compare mighty Portugal with irrelevant cultureless Maine is shocking.
>>519056475>Moslems in Lugo in 714Never happened. Please give source NOW!Where the fuck did you get that map?
>>519056100>Food is overrated as well, everything is just raw olives or meat on a plate>In fucking SpainDude, you just ate on subpar places.How the fuck one goes to Spain and miss the great food?
What a dreary person you must be. I thought us Swedes where bad but damn.
>>519078473The highlights are paella and cochinillo. Nothing else is exemplary. Even jamón ibérico is just a slightly better-than-average cold cut, and they treat it like caviar. I like prosciutto better anyways.
>>519064714I get we can be nice... but how the fuck did you find this country of morons to be smart?
somebody should go back through and count how many yuros can handle the bants vs. defensive little queers
>>519077639>Aveiro is shit and it's a sample of Venice.Showing that you never went to any of the two.
>>519078877Paella... our Arroz de Marisco (Seafood rice) is much better.Cochinillo... I have never heard of this shit.Every single town in Spain has its own plethora of specialised dishes. Their food is unironically among the best in the world. They have the best restaurants either. You just did the Spanish food tour wrong. Our food is better though.
>>519057955C'mon bro don't be like that
>>519079625This is me, I just switched incognito tabs. I've been all over Spain, I lived there for months. Their local "specialties" are just variations on standard dishes. Congrats, you have a beef stew. Nothing mind-blowing.Also, Portuguese food is not that good either. Good seafood, and the steak sandwiches are a good drunk food but nothing extraordinary. Pastel de nata is stereotypical, but probably my favorite. The most interesting thing about Portuguese cuisine is your tinned seafood, and I did go to a restaurant that specializes in that, which as enjoyable as well.
>>519070670Thanks m8 :^)
>>519080029I am Reeeing.Steak sandwiches are great but as you said, it's drunk food (well, back in the day...). Pastel de Nata is the most fucking basic thing we eat with a cofee in a hurry... barely counts as food. Although the original Pastéis de Belém are way better ... the Pastel de Nata is an immitation of these.Again we have a fuck ton of better deserts and we have actual food. Did you eat Cozido à Portuguesa? Even fucking simple sardinhas assadas? Arroz de polvo? Arroz de Marisco? Cabrito Assado? Leitão? REEE!The fucking common Bola de Berlim mogs the Pastel de Nata (in a way they're very different and barely comparable).Tinned tunna (what else? sardines? what else?) is shit food you take with you when you want to go some place far away and you don't want to buy real food. Other than that you eat it when you have nothing else (real food) to eat.Fuck man, whenever you're in a different country unironically invest in good food.
>>519065334>>519062017Why are there so many Africans in Ireland?
>>519078498I went to IKEA in Sweden but it was the same as in the USA. Everything was in Swedish.
>>519080029> no empanadas gallegas > no judias con morcilla > no cordero a la parrilla > no tortilla de patatas > no croquettas de jamon y queso > no ... > ...not sure where you " lived for months " or maybe you were too busy or didn't have anyone to show you good food there. variety of food in spain is on a different level.
>>519080434Yeah I had the original Pastéis de Belém, there isn't much of a difference to us outside Portugal. I went to good restaurants and ordered typical food at good restarants, as I always do. I typically follow where Bourdain went in a city if the list is available. You can list all the food you want, it doesn't really mean anything to me.>did you have the hamburger at McDonald's? At Wendy's? Did you even try the chicken sandwich at Chick Fil A?It's all sounds the same, because it all basically is the same– just different variations on the same thing. I look for innovation in cooking, not variations on braised beef and rice.The best food in Europe is French. Among the best is also Germany (Austria has good wienerschitzel, but that's basically one restaurant in Vienna). Italy is too carb-heavy, but they can make good food. Ireland, somewhat surprisingly, also has good food if you know where to look.
>>519055575Thanks anon. Sounds like most places are riddled with Africans, muslims, asians. Didn't hear you mention Indians much. Come to Cuckstralia if you want Indians. Shit tins here. But there's a huge growing number of machete wielding Africans, lots of muslims, plenty of south sea island muggers etc. The place is unrecognisable from when I was young.
>>519081173I had most of these, except the judias (why would I eat jews?) and possibly the cordero. Many of these foods are "good," but they're mostly just that. They aren't particularly mind-blowing, and they aren't contenders for the best food in Europe. Another dish I did enjoy was tripe in Madrid. That goes on my list of top Spanish foods as well.
>>519081458I already went to Australia before 2010. I am not going to return because everything was better back then. >tfw going into Queen's Arcade and everyone is WHITEI doubt that is the case. Also, if the Great Barrier Reef was already nearly fucked when I went, I am sure it's fucked to death now. Australia was interesting to visit because everything lived up to its reputation as a result of not blowing expectations out of proportion. Sydney Opera House is gorgeous and being a local and going to Operas and shows there must be excellent. Beyond that, visiting Australia left me with a deep and fundamental love for meat pies, and, back in 2010, just how fucking chilled out everyone was. It was like California but you also had Wolfmother. >*sips Monster*Yep, those were good times. Australians and New Zealanders (white) are great people. Some of you are a bit demented but that's also the case in the USA.
>>519081730Yes, glad you had a nice time here. Since 2010 the slide towards catastrophe has been steep and fast. Going to a supermarket today is literally like being in some sort of Calcutta/ Pakistani/ Muslim/ Samoan/ Tongan/ African mash up. Multiply what I'm trying to emphasize here by about 500 and you'll appreciate how bad it is here now.
>>519081917Oh yeah after you guys gave up your guns that was inevitable, I believe. If you look at what makes people wealth in Australia, it's two things:>tech company>defrauding the native population for profitBecause your politicians don't have any repercussions for selling you out for profit, they do.
>>519061493Ťháňkš áňóň fóř thě kíňď wóřďš, Í hópé wě ťřéáťěď ýóů wéll
>>519082010With all due respect the giving up the guns argument doesn't mean much. If it did, Americans would have shot all infiltrators out of your lands many years ago. As for what makes wealth...same thing in every country. Simple Ponzi model.
>>519082654Ţĥáǹḵṧ!
This was a one week bus tour for the American. Enough time to be an expert on every country visited.
>>519055575Le mutt has spoken:
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>>519056809Spanish chicks are actually pretty gross looking. They have fridge bodies and are fucking nasty
>>519077865As a resident of rural maine, you are wrong, we are not white anymore. But Maine culture is pretty gay. It's all just big city envy mental retardation combined with wannabe red necks who can barely speak without coming off as a retard. Although, if you go super rural, like Piscataquis county, or even Aroostok, you will definetely find a legitimately slow-paced, and just more pleasant way of life.
>>519058321Portuguese sounds like a running washing machine trying to speak over its own noise
>>519065911A spic euro talking about American drivers? Big talk from a continent with 1.3L diesel hatchback for the average car.
>>519055907Brown golem alert, what’s it like being a biological weapon for the jews?
>>519055575You visited GloboHomo Economic Zones #13 #14 #17 etc. which are almost completely disconnected from their history and traditions. Basically soulless husks of themselves.
slovenia is the nicest country in euroep. i've been 4 times
OP made everything up, probably with the help of ChatGPT. This nigger has obviously never left America.
>>519056100i agree re: scotland and spainscots are bros, have yet to meet one thats not spaniards are stupid monkeys (except the basque who are friendly and based farquaad types)the sluttiest slag i've ever met was welsh girl and pretty sure she was voluntarily gangbanged by asian bosses on a company vacation (their loss desu)german women wear the skittish clothing, girls who look like lauren southern's hot sister wear shorts that don't cover their asses in broad daylight. i understand the fikki mindset and the men are mostly cucks (wish it wasn't the case) except for the bavarian and austrian chads. you don't see many of them cuz of all the muzzies.french girls are nice but all kinda have that washed up portland bartender/stripper aesthetic prague girls are the same, except kinda slavvy and they hate you (...but still want you to pay to fuck them) every eastern bloc country except poland is a predatory mystery meat girl that is a little too aggressive dear god what is in the water in poland, the tits are just so fat and the women are so inviting you can live like a kingscandinavians are massive gorgeous uberfrauen and i hope to spread my seed in many of them one day, would sire bastards with basically any of them /10all of them are brainwashed anti-white normies (that still suck white cock of course) and all of them think orange man bad
>>519055575thanks OP for one of the only non-shit threads on this board. good read
>>519057363Elicited a couple of sensible chuckles, but "Polish people chain-smoking cigarettes everywhere" is just made up (at best you extrapolated from one random occurrence in a city of 10 million people). Where were the pubs you went to?>>519065118He was joking.
>>519065420>One of yours was just knifed today.Based.
>>519062017You faggots are so pathetic and retarded and autistic. Can't even have a laugh at some good jokes and creative writing. You are fucking losers. Fuck the irish.
>>519055575When wine is this cheap, it's impossible not to be drunk all the time lol
>>519065334>Bulgaria's foodshut up you whiney faggot. its a fun posts. get over your nigger infested homeland self
>>519061493Yet another Czech win
>>519068903man, you euro homosexuals sure are up tight and can't even have fun when somone's being a little silly. faggot
>>519086277Not even Rural Maine is White anymore? Son of a fucking bitch. Can't have our own fucking peace and quiet anywhere in this third world shithole anymore.
>>519088285yes, this was excellent. favorite one in a year maybe
>>519059200makes me sad reading about that in italy
>>519057363>Half of England is Muslims from Pakistan and Indians, etc. The other half appear to have degenerated into a strange race of Soccer-loving homosexuals. Entered for that. Got that.Baased anon, thanks.
>>519056100>>519057363This anon has been to Britain, can confirm this is all true
>>519073624Makhachkala has the coolest flag I've ever seen. I'm making it the national flag once I've taken over this armpit country.
>>519056100>Most of the people here were very rude and stupid, and they all spoke Spanish, like they are Mexicans or something. More or less the Mexico of Europe
>>519064453Man you just reminded me of back in the Army when they cut us loose in Bulgaria for a few days, one of the best times in my life. Beautiful scenery and ruins, good food, everything’s cheap and the people are nice. I was all over the country and got to see everything from bumfuck hamlets to the great historical sites like Plovdiv and Nesebar, and then get hammered with Polish girls on vacation in Sunny beach. Even the Gypsies weren’t so bad there as they were too busy huffing paint and shitting on the ground in abandoned soviet structures to harass anybody. Bulgarian army guys were pretty fun, they would end any joint exercise early so they could go nap. 10/10 place. Here’s a picture of Nesebar I took walking around
>>519065420>american>name is ching chong chang>estorilnot super surprised and not really caring
>>519062949>Only stopped brieflyWise move. jewish "tourists" shit up every place now especially the Carphatians. They're like fucking locusts, I knew holocaust was not real but holy shit is full of them.
>>519064656There are not so many Italian tourists in Romania.
>>519055575It's hard to comprehend just how many people this single mutt pissed off with his vulgar presence in a single trip.
>>519055575Were they all better dressed than Americans?
>>519077746That's the severed head of a nigger they killed 800 years ago and it means "don't come around here no more". It might not look like it but it's the most based coat of arms in Europe.
>>519068903Please, saar, share with us plebs the butiful focal points of jewrope one should not miss. I travelled across Europe - is a huge overly expensive orwelian shithole ran by women, kikes and homosexuals. Near museums or churches (which ARE the arhitectural backbone of Europe and not the feces-smelling gay toilets they call modern now) are invariable a bunch of gypsy beggars, some arab mafia, nigger swindlers and all the fauna roaming the streets looking for a naive or drunk tourist to pillage and rape. Do not matter if is Westminster Abbey, Notre Dame/Saint Sulpice, Dome in Milano or whatever, is full of shitty brownoids and fags. The only spots still worth visiting are secluded spots where they cannot bus tourist retards easily.>>519080029Spent quite a long time in Portugal, they do have great food and they are very proud of it, but also a lot of dodgy joints and tourist traps. Some dishes is not to anyone pleasure, I for once cannot stand any kind of mushy rice. Not a big fan of rice all together. Also fried potato peels - is pig food here but appreciated there. And kike's bread sausages.
>>519087407>create regional economic zones across the borders>filled them with non-natives and corrupt jeuropean bureaucrats>kill any local tradition>merge them back into some humongous federation with kikes at top>?>profit even more
>>519087840>what is in the water in polandbeer. A Polish girl can drink a Romanian man under the table and that is no small feat.
>>519055575With all the mudslimes, gypsys and niggers in Europe, I still feel like it probably is a more pleasant and better place than the US. Can Euro fags confirm most areas aren't completely over run with monkeys? In the US there are entire shit hold crime ridden brown monkey nigger cities and states.
