>Get a job neets
Awesome
>>519222927How do you stop it from doing that?
>>519222927jobs at sea are shit. that's why only jeets and flips do it now
>>519222927No one will take me, so...
>>519222927This is AI right??
just watching the video made me clench my butthole. fuck that and the ocean
>>519222927Looks like a hell of a lot more fun than my job, probably pays as much or better too.
>AI-auto ballast has stopped.Reboot.>Rebooting in progress.
>>519223055Pray to Leviathan and offer a virgin sacrifice.
>>519223232All of these jobs like this are all super hard to get into.
>>519222927Average NORF sea experience
Best feeling ever when you're trying to get some sleep.
What's that??
>>519223016Shut up Canada
>>519223460The forward mast.
As someone who does Tendering in the Bering, sometimes it do be like that. Had an external fueling tank fly onto the deck because it tore off its place.Also, new captcha just dropped.>>519223368Yes, they are.>>519223460Sorry, your mom sent me a tit pic.
>>519223460Its strobe lights and an antenna.
>>519223566What it does?
>>519223055You pray to Poseidon
>>519222927This isn't a problem if the boat is built and captained by white menWhite men have been navigating the seas for a very very long time
>>519223055Turn the boat... these are retarded pajeets I bet.
>>519223460It’s where jack and rose do the king of the world bit
>>519223055git gud
>>519223686How do all the containers not fall into the water?
>>519223055Get everyone to run to the other side of the boat when it tips
>>519223566I got a forward mast for, ye
>>519223460Poseidon's dick
>>519222927had a friend that used to hide in these things to travel the world, just a total fucking earthship retard - he started out just on train containers and then would sneak onto these boats at nighthe’d been caught twice while at sea, the workers actually think it’s funny because this shit is boring so a stowaway adds some flavor, they just got him drunk and made him clean the toilets and he fucked off when they made portapparently when it gets like this they just drop the cargo on the edges into the sea to keep from capsizing. he always hid in the middle containers because some bums are stuck at the bottom of the sea with someone’s Aston Martin if they pick the edge
>>519224070
>>519223055get a better navigator.
>>519223857NOW YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY INTO A BRIDGE
>>519223055turn the boat so its against or with the waveswhoever is driving/captaining that boat is brown
>>519223952They are anchored to the ship. Some containers gets lost at sea sometimes anyway tho.
>>519223055Mutts need to kms asap.
>>519222927Wouldn’t it be better to be perpendicular to the waves?
>>519222927Wow dude that was a fuckin rogue wave. Technology at its finest. Stuff inside the hull of the ship keeping half a million tons plummed up.
>>519222927very best sailing, sarr
>>519224372This lol. Especially now there's probably so much tech to anticipate this coming a long time before it becomes this bad
>>519222927HOOYYAH LOOKS LIKE MY KIND OF SEA
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>519223055plug it off and on
>>519223317I offer you.
>>519223460epstein files
>>519224462yeahhh babylemmie see some more high sea states boys
>>519223460J E W S
>>519224462Most hilarious thing about it is that they're all wagies trapped thereIt's the ultimate wage cage experience, you get tossed and turned and you still have to work and clean it up and once it's done you go up the stairs and into a small, lightless cubicle to sleep for 8 hours, then go to a communal shower, eat some slop and get back to workRinse and repeat for 100+ days in a row, then get three months of shore leave, then go back to wage cage 3000Frankly I don't think that people who work on cruisers count as human
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DF4bvMw-UPsCONTRIBUTINGTHIS IS THE PORT-SIDE SMOKE BREAK DURING A REALLY FUN STORM THE BANSHEES WERE REALLY OUT THAT NIGHT
>>519224462Kek
>>519222927The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale soundWhen the wave broke over the railin'And every man knew, as the captain did too'Twas the witch of November come stealin'The dawn came late and the breakfast had to waitWhen the gales of November came slashin'When afternoon came it was freezing rainIn the face of a hurricane west windWhen suppertime came, the old cook came on deckSayin', "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"At 7 p.m. a main hatchway caved inHe said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"The captain wired in, he had water comin' inAnd the good ship and crew was in perilAnd later that night when his lights went out of sightCame the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
>>519223753its masts forward
Sweden has mega neetbuxx. So if you don't wanna work just get into neetbuxxmaxxing
>>519223753antisemitism
>>519224949https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DF4bvMw-UPsSOUTH CHINA SEA 2021CV16 LAIONING
all i want to do is captain a longship and navigate by orally passed down instruction, the stars, birds, gut instinct, and maybe a sunstone
>>519225152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbqPY0hHu3U WRONG LINK
Interesting jobs like this are almost impossible to get into. They are gatekept by boomers to such an insane degree that it is shocking.The same boomers will then complain "NO ONE IN AMERICA WANTS THESE JOBS" so they'll hire some fucking shitskin that lied about his experience instead.I want you to tell me right now, at 28 years old, how I would get into this line of work? Go on. Tell me. Tell me how. Walk me through it.
>>519225210as a civilian you need your MMC you need your TWC and you need a passport becuase of post 9/11 security upgrades so you'll need at least 500 dollars buy in to work on a boat and you'll be competing against credential farm pooskins you'll be stuck on a boat with them
>>519225210i get what you're saying but you're also just a weak fag. i can almost guarantee you could get into it if you really wanted to. somehow someway. only real answer i could give you right now besides moving to a port town or something would be join the coast guard.
>>519225210Serve in the navy for 8 years
>>519223055The crew need to keep it in that direction, otherwise the waves will twist the ship and then snap it.
>>519225335Thanks anon.Exactly as I thought.Boomers refuse to train anyone, they expect you to know how to work on a fucking boat out of highschool, and if not they'll just hire slave labor, then bitch about the quality of the work and die in a retirement home.There is no sense of adventure or fresh start left. The mind of a boomer has diluted everything into a thousand certifications that take months just to learn about getting. Everything is limited and gatekept, and then they bitch about needing to hire shitskins to fill the gap.A major part of the decline of America is this. It's infested almost everything, from skilled labor to fucking boats.
>>519223120>>519223460>>519223753>>519223952Total kike death. USA = 110. Into the ovens with jew!
>>519224462GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR
>>519225401I'm already pursuing a highly skilled niche job. I'm going to get it, but every step of the way I'm shocked at how gatekept and bureaucratic it is to get in.High demand and yet there are only 2 other people in my district attempting to get in. Why? Because it's impossible to figure out how and they demand so many certifications you don't even know where to start.Fake and gay. Fuck boomers. Can't wait until all their jobs are empty and they actually have to hire.
>>519226012yeah i mean the ship job would just be gay anyways. still a wage cage just on a floating nigger polluted sea. the world died a long time ago. it's fucking aids now.
>>519225196based(but dumb)
>>519223857its not waves doing that retard. the ship is somehow fucked
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR>WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR>WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR>EARLY IN THE MORN-IN>HEY HO UP SHE RISES
>>519222927>Pay me, retard
>>519223055they must have dumped their ballast tank, fucking retardsthose waves aren't even big
>>519223055putting oil in the water will do that. breaks the surface tension and the waves nearly disappear.
>>519222927Nice to see my $2 temu order is being well looked after
>>519223368They're not hard to get into. They're hard to rise up through the ranks and make a decent career out of, but it is possible. I'm a chief engineer, it took me about 14 years to climb the hawspipe You can get your MMC (when the government starts back up) and go sign up at the union hall and be on a ship in a few weeks after training. You will start off as an OS making a couple hundred dollars a day and you will do nothing but clean toilets and floors.
>>519224932>accidentally choose the wrong summer job>thought being on a cruise would be cool for the summer>no longer human and stuck in wage cage
>>519226791And if you jump off, they will hush up your deathHell, you might even get killed and they'll claim you dissapeared in a storm or something
>>519224462This is actually footage of a poltergeist
>>519222927I'd do the job if I was allowed to have a few trolling reels at the rear.
>>519222927Okay but how many first world sailors actually die each year?With modern technology and the sheer size of these ships you're probably pretty safe.
>>519223055Put yer foot down
>>519223857>>519224372The people who do everything for you are brown, retards. Your country chose this.
>>519226200HELP ME BOB I'M BULLY IN THE ALLEY
>>519226660>You can get your MMC (when the government starts back up) and go sign up at the union hall and be on a ship in a few weeks after training. You will start off as an OS making a couple hundred dollars a day and you will do nothing but clean toilets and floors.Is this better or should I just stick with Supply Chain Management? There's career growth in the latter, I just don't want to be making $1500 / month for 5 years.
>>519227776the local butcher shop are all whitethey buy from all white farmsi buy vegetables and most seasonings from amishthe mechanic i go to is whiteall my tools are old made in the usa toolsthe roofer i hired a few years ago was white, same with the plumber that ran a new sewer pipeand the plumber that comes by to clear out my well once a year is a white guy with a younger white apprenticestop coping, jeet
>>519228108You list the specific things that are white because its much shorter than the other list
>>519222927>A job where I can singlehandedly disrupt international trade and thus world economies.Where do I sign up?
>>519228108>than the other list>other list???your rage has made you retarded, street-shitter
>>519228318The list of specific things done by non whites, retard
job is the biggest gay
>>519222927All this for some fucking sneakers stitched by a child
>>519228851Grim, isn't it?
>>519228851listen, those profits were promised to them three thousand years ago, okkkkkkk
I watched a documentary many years ago about life on a US aircraft carrier. Imagine:>you work 12 hr shifts serving goyslop>you work with 80IQ browns of both sexes>you get off shift>you live crammed up the ass of the exact same 80IQ browns>you can't escape>you are never alone>imagine the smellI can only imagine it got much worse in the ensuing years.
>>519222927When your stabilizer systems are operated and maintained by the new jeet merchant marine. >Yes saar, roll the ship saar. Have you tried turning the waves off and then back on saar?
>>519222927These men risk their lives to bring you the cheap garbage you buy from China.
>>519224227Wtf is this 4 real
>>519229141Being a white chef in the Navy is the hardest job in the military, and I'm tired of pretending its not. They should get paid triple.
>>519229446They should eat shit
>>519222927i'm in the process of going to get my Commercial Driving License. CDL A jobs seem cool, but even if i decide i don't want to drive one of those big trucks, i can settle with Class B vehicles and there are a lot of other kinds of jobs for Class B drivers too. being one of those OTR drivers seems like it might be kinda cool too, where you just drive for weeks and sleep in the cab of the truck. either that, or i was thinking of getting an armed guard license, so i can be an armed security guard and just stand around all day with a gun, that's my backup planright now, i'm waiting though to see if my county will pay for trucker school for me to get the license, if not, then i'll just save up money and go pay for one myself
>>519227933I encourage anyone to commit to getting an MMC and sailing for one year (cumulative sea time, not all at once) and upgrading to their AB. Then you always have that career as a good fall back. It pays pretty good. People make entire careers as an AB.
>>519229647Drive a dump truck or concrete mixer. They are all hiring and you are home every night. Most offer premiums for working Saturday too.
>>519222927Working on the ocean is one of the last few occupations white males dominate in. >Be me>Merchant mariner>Standing helm>Captain has heart attack>Do cpr while following orders>CG rescues him and I run ship until pilot comes to bring us in>Mexishits and flips try to tell me what to do>Tell them to shut the fuck up and follow my orders>Make it to port> Get a fat fucking bonus and qualify for my unlimited license.Im retired already and not even 40. If I do become broke again just go back to sea away from clown world.
>>519229647Armed guard seems pretty chill.
>>519229919The last of the elite white slaves
>>519223055you drive the boat in the direction the waves are going or coming from
>>519229786yeah, those seem like they'd be pretty good jobs too>>519229952yeah, i worked a few different unarmed security guard jobs before and those are pretty chill, some of them really suck though, it depends on what the facility or location is that you're working at
>>519222927Neat. My cheap chink shit from Temu had a fun journey. Fuck my local economy!
>>519224462Started laughing my ass off. All these goldfish NPCs getting swept up in it can't see what's coming in the next few seconds even as it repeats itself in a five second cycle. Who could imagine the big topheavy ship would swing like a pendulum?
>>519230102Try to get something where you aren't on your feet all the time. A mix. Also standing STILL is the real killer.
>>519229919im absolutely dying to get onto a boat and start working. please, how did you get into it?
>>519230053>Make 200k a year working half the year>Slave>Already neet status with my investments plus pension. Hows your job at Greggs?
>>519224462Rofl
>>519223118Not as many flips these days as there used to be, they've largely been replaced by chinks and jeets. That's the crew though, among officers I've been seeing a lot more DEI European women in navigator roles etc, between them and the jeets it's no wonder ships are getting jammed into channels and rammed into bridges so much lately
>>519230373Take a look around, slave
>>519223055Underwater, super freighter submarines.
>>519230294SIU or MSC are the easiest ways into the biz here. Or work on a dredge boat but those are mostly boomers and nigs. Royal Navy is a good idea to make a H1-b visa case. Or canadian coast guard.
>>519230456They put out too. Best puss I remember getting was some danish broad who was an engineering officer>She shows up with "girl power">Doesnt know shit>Teach her basic snipe shit>Raw dog it>Pullout.exe
>>519225563Rude
>>519230294I'm First Mate on a boat too, and you frankly need to know a guy. I did two seasons of commercial fishing and then got volunteered to another Captain from my Skipper. I work in Alaska however and our shit is fast and loose, I don't have any licenses. I don't know if MMC license or TWC cards are a thing in Britain. Also know that there's gonna be guys your age with over a decade more experience than you. I know a guy who's 30 and been doing it for 15 years.
>>519230527The guy is from bong land. Those unions don't exist there. The only way in for them is to go to one of their military academies. They outsource all their non officer positions to Asians and Indians because they can pay them $50/day.
>>519225210If you want to be a muh age faggot then I hope you get nothing ever.
>>519223055Stop importing garbage from third-world toilets who deserve all their self-inflicted suffering.
>>519223055drive it into a bridge lad
>>519226012psst, anon.If you have a firm handshake, or know a guy, you dont have to meet the standards, because your "Proven work ethic" waives them all out of the way.Also, employers wont pay to train even though its all a tax writeoff because they """Dont want you working for the competition or using what you learned against them""""But that same employer will teach you everything and hand you the keys to the kingdom day 1 if your dad and him are good friends, and give you the right to veto any request given, as a laborer.The neoptism and fucking anti-improvement mentality is real in the trades, also never under any circumstances work for, or do work for a boomer.
>>519223055you engineer a local gyroscope on the top, so the ship is still rotating like a retard, but as far as you are concerned, its actually the world that's rotating and not you
>>519230475Im literally a neet now you tarded aussie shitskin. From hard work, investing wisely, and literally "rogering up". Go commit suicide by emu, kangaroo, ore one of the horrid wild lif there, or just a simple gun to the head having to marry a mouthy liberal aussie bitch. You faggots are insufferable. More than the danes and brits combined when it comes to maritime bullshit.....fucking russians have better form. You fucks are the niggers of the sea.
>>519227230That happens on Lobster boats, push the new guy off and split his share and give his family like 10k.t. me byy's the byy who catches the fish and brings her back to lie-sa
>>519231059you can even start rotating like a retard after you've done all that to accomplish some recursive state of transcended existence
>>519231161now the 5 billion dollar question, will the motion sickness cancel itself or will it double itself, or will it stay the same
>>519231104You're butt mad because you know I'm right
>>519231059you can just mount the bridge to the ship through the head of a gigantic chicken
>>519231059Yeah its a shit course but they have to factor in cooling systems for propulsion, timing, crew comfort, not letting 1000s of gallons bury the bow (ship snap in half)
>>519231104I'm pretty sure that dipshit was arguing with me in another thread. We were also talking about fishing / boats.
>>519229919>Captain of the /pol/ navy.Kek, based.
>>519231202we will never find out because we are sick of motion sloths living the neet lifestyle and we will never try out for ourselves
>>519223952
>>519231305>Using Come-alongs.Fucking kek, we use those to secure oil tanks sometimes inna north.Ever do Sealifts for northern canada?
>>519222927Nah, get yourself new taxpayers
>>519231203Right about fucking what? I literally bought my freedom you pajeet ridden desert hellhole dwelling, no gunz or freedom faggot. If it wasnt for us you gay niggers would already be speaking chinese or japanese. Stupid nigger, you are not right. You are just a jelly double nigger because you dont have the balls to do a job chinks and women can do. Just go back to /gif/ and goon......discord tranny nigger.
>>519224462GHOSTGHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
>>519231203I'm gonna fucking kill you, retard
>>519231248Meh....not in the industry anymore but I bought a 2 stateroom boat. >My kid is the first mate>I let him pick "lets go that way and chart">We anchor and fishIf I am the flagship of the /pol/ navy you are gonna be disappointed but thank you for the compliment
>>519231448You're only mad because you know there is truth to what I'm saying.If I'm just some nigger of the sea with a nonsensical opinion you would just ignore me or laugh at me. You wouldn't be so upset.
>>519224462Cruiseliner work is kinda "meh". Wouldnt do. Better having a smaller crew, well oiled and can work together.
>>519231675No, you're an annoying fucking retard and 10-to-1 you're the same faggot I styled on like 8 hours ago before I went and jerked off. Evil is evil and annoyance is evil, and you should have your ass kicked for being a little cunt.
>>519231806Speak when you're spoken to, slave
>>519231675No you are just a poor unaccomplished faggot sub nigger. Abos could probably do the job better than you. Trannies like you bitch about everything. Just kys.
>>519231900Open your mouth for my neet turd log....pajeet nigger fagskin. You are the nut that should have been blown on your whore mother's ass.
>>519231402Come-alongs? I just found that image on the Internet but it's lashing turnbuckles and bars holding the containers down into the deck
>>519231900You continue to exist only because you are permitted
>>519222927>I'm proud to be my job>How many ot you did
>>519223460antismegmatism
>>519231954If youre confident that I'm wrong then why are you mad? If I'm some worthless nigger of the sea then why are you so mad at my worthless meaningless opinion?
>>519231402I like steam boat jacks.....dont need tools to tighten/loosen.
>>519224462>the bartenders seem fine.What were they serving the crew?
>>519232370Because you are a dumb uneducated piece of shit ruining the thread for people wanting to improve their lives. Eat a dick.
>>519224462I bet its a women driving it
>>519232370Because you deserve to be in pain. I adore my work specifically because retards like you get the shit beat out of you for talking shit.
>>519232489People only get this mad when they're told the truth and they don't like it.
>>519232588Evil is evil, and you deserve to have your ass kicked. I'm fucking pissed and righteous for it.
>>519232353Huh? Even israelis are decent on ships. They just complain for sport. At first its like "bro can you shut up" then you find out its their humor. Just gotta tell em "ok have your jokes but dont ruin morale". Then they become super positive. Jews cant take criticism well, its like a personal attack on their entire lineage. On the sea....no one gives a shit.
>>519224227>he’d been caught twice while at sea, the workers actually think it’s funny because this shit is boring so a stowaway adds some flavor, they just got him drunk and made him clean the toilets and he fucked off when they made portthat sounds awesome.
>>519232665But you'll never kick your masters asses even as they genocide your race and humiliate you in the media. Very righteous.
>>519222927weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
>>519232588>Hurrr ima 20 year old loser and I totally know the troof guiseYou know nothing. You are a net negative on your community despite being white (maybe). If you cant handle a tour at sea as a white male you should literally consider suicide unless you are in a wheelchair
>>519225562Here are the steps:Step 1: apply for disability with a fake "mental illness". I.e. "ADHD"Step 2: Apply for community collegeStep 3: use the college funds to buy a yacht and a slip or towable sailboat and trailerStep 4: write in your hours in your captain's logStep 5: go apply to crew internationally.
>>519232773Righteous is righteous because of adversity, not because of certitude. I am righteous because I tolerate not and push on regardless. You're a bitch and soon-to-be ass-kicked bitch precisely because you are not righteous. Get fucked, kid. I am the Bering's most schizo soldier, and you are my bitch.
>>519225401>well i don't actually know but it sounds like you just need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps
>>519232970Ok zogbot
>>519222927How did ancient Pacific Islanders make it to places like New Zealand or Fiji when waves like this exist and they used little wood boats
>>519232773nigger faggot nigger. Literally subverting one of the last ways for a white guy to /make it/. You should be pummeled into a hospital. Like beat so badly you need a fucking dart on your head to point at dino nuggies or chocolate milk or thomas the train you infantile bitch.
>>519223753It's an antenna that transmits orders to the ship from Israel
>>519222927Was that the Mississippi sailing to Long Beach?
>>519225562You are being a fag. Look up SIU and their training program they will hold your hand.
>>519223055by having ballast
>>519231305>A-B-C lashing across the entire bayAt least its a small ship.
>>519223055You turn into the waves and pray.
>>519223460OH FUGGG :DDD
>>519231402That's not a come along you fucking retard. Holy shit kys.
>>519230527Don't particularly want to join the royal navy...I'll look into what else you said though, Thanks.>>519230751>Need to know a guyRight, I know Jesus, perhaps me and the captain might have that in common?I hope the nepotism isn't as bad as you say.
>>519232437Nerve gas
>>519233270But not your masters. Never your masters that put you in this position. Just some random nigger of the sea posting gibberish.That makes sense.
>>519222927How many dragon dildos are on that ship?
>>519232773>>519233083>>519233270The day the aussie teaches pride to slaves
>>519230700>pullout.exeyou forgot to tip your fedora, cringelord.
>>519225210>, at 28 years old, how I would get into this line of work?You should try e-crying and feeling sorry for yourself on social media. That's how I got my last job. >>519231104Good for you, friend. Most guys who go out to sea and make a fuckton of money young piss it all away on drugs/booze/hookers/gambling or whatever other nigger behavior. With thrift and good investing I could definitely see a white man doing 10 years and retiring if you had modest wants after you get done.
>>519222927i want to work on a ship so bad. where do you even got a job on a container ship?
>>519224455You are already 60 percent white stop the cope.
>>519234024>Most guys who go out to sea and make a fuckton of moneyYou dont know what the fuck you're talking about and you talk like a cringe tryhard fag.
>>519233907You can all be dead men. Use you as buoys.>>519233613Funnily, got on my second fishing boat by sending the Skipper a picture of me at a gym with a cross on the wall. One of the biggest cunts I've ever met, that Skipper.
I actually wanted to get a job working on cargo ships. I'd love to see the world that way and sail on the ocean. The only reason I can't is the biggest reason of all, I already have a family. And being gone for two months straight for one or two weeks off ain't gonna owrk.
>>519233137Zogbot is military or police you giant underage retard
>>519223055You do a 360 and walk away
>>519234252All the fisherman I ever met were like this. Not sure about the other jobs. "Work hard play hard" types.
Not getting a job untill high paying jobs are made available again for white Americans and mutts like video related get deported en masse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTaLd9oi24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9M5DrQOtU
>>519223055put the boat on land
>>519230053Are you honestly talking shit about a man at sea? You're a total faggot.
>>519234395Proud slaves are the worst zogbots
>>519222927That's not work but masochism.
>>519234437I LIKE TO BE AROUND HARD MEN
>>519233483Yeah, guidelines were put in place discouraging the use of three-high lashing bars around 2021, it's why double and triple lashing bridge designs are becoming the norm. It'll be decades before all those A+B+C ships disintegrate though
>>519235040Oh for sure. I've worked Matson vessels that were built in the 70s.
>>519224932>I don't think that people who work on cruisers count as humanThey aren't, they are sea monkeys. I have ever seen some pajeets too.
>>519223673old captcha, just rare
>>519235552I have been on this site for over a decade, I do not recall it.
>>519222927Boat noob hereIs it over if this happens to you?
>>519223753It's so you can see the front of the boat while parallel parking.
>>519230751>oh btw I have an elite position>it's all nepotism bro>watch out for people with more experience broanon I'm starting to side with the slave extremist guy
>>519223055A massive fin jutting down into the water along the centerline of the hull :)
>>519235708>for over a decadeThe custom text captchas themselves are like a year old or something, so that's all that matters anyway regardless of whether you started browsing in 2003 or just before they turned off google captcha.And they're weird and you can get different captchas if you're doing it from a new browser or something vs. having an older 4chan cookie. Also they have tweaked it a lot and sometimes try new things. There's a few variations that don't appear often at all, one that's got white text on a dark background for example, and yes the dots one I've definitely seen once or twice some months ago but it's super rare (I wouldn't be surprised if they had disabled it entirely most of the time except for occasional tests or something).
>>519234714The last boat ride aussies took was to a slave colony. Obviously they aren't keen on boats after that.
>>519227230The best part is that wage theft is rampant in the industry. I don't remember the exact number but the Seafarers Union manages to recover multiple millions of dollars in stolen wages every year, and that's just what they catch. So a lot of those wage cagies don't even get their wagesOh and also they don't get paid for the whole voyage, just hours worked. So companies will keep them under eight hours at a time to keep them off OT. They aren't even getting paid when they are in their wage cage
>>519222927Average /pol/ driving
>>519235966It is what it is.https://litter.catbox.moe/n78e1uxetzltiaju.mp4I got that position for a season precisely because the other First Mate was seconded to another boat. At least in Alaska, almost everyone you talk to who captains a boat does so because they own it. I believe it's different in other states, but the Alaskan constitution is mandatory about a few things like that.
>>51923652814 posts and no pics? I dont think you're in this industry.
>>519227599the fuck is the point of this
>>519233556It is when you ask a newfie, me byy.
>it's a regional dialectok kid
>>519237225I JUST POSTED A FUCKING VIDEO, YOU CUNT>>519238037WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO
>>519238200Why does my phone do this
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>>519238037WHERE'S YOU RESPONSE, SMARTASS>hurdurdur you don't le boat I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY, I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVEEVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A FISH, I WAS ON THE WATER TOO LONGREEEEEEE
>>519223055Stop it?
>>519228108Homeboy can't change a tire. Lul
>>519230922you literally depend on shit from these third-world toilets
>>519223856pacific islanders were historically the best ocean navigators in the world
>>519229919you have never even left your room, nigger>inb4 irrelevant kvetchingpost your maritime license or shut the fuck uplarping negros like you ruin everything
>>519224227>apparently when it gets like this they just drop the cargo on the edges into the sea to keep from capsizingHow the fuck do you even do that? Completely ignoring WHS bullshit, how do you even offload them into the sea during a storm? Just climb up there and undo the locking pins during pissing down rain, wind and the ship rocking and just hope that it rolls over the edge without tearing up the side of the ship or crushing you implying you didn't already fall off?
>>519223055I wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place
>>519222927nope. And there's nothing u can do about it :)
>>519222927looks fun and theres definitely jobs on that ship that make bank
>>519222927i'm working on galge, get off my case faggot
>>519223460Is this what you saw when your people bombed the USS Liberty?
>>519234300>>519234024>>519225562>>519226012I work on ships and i just signed off of one a few days ago. It's incredibly easy to get on one. If you live in the USA you can just ask the SIU about the apprenticeship program after you get your MMC. It takes a little while to get into a class but its piss easy to do. 16 weeks, then you go to a ship for 60 days to get the RFPNW endorsement then 120 days to qualify for the AB endorsement (Your red book gets stamped after you take the Class). But if you're a Huwhite man with an iq over 100 i'd encourage you to go to a college to become an officer instead, dealing with the SIU isn't really worth it. >Stand 12x4 midnight watch (Look out window and report any contacts)>Wake up at 7 for breakfast and for OT >OT consists of chipping bad paint out on deck. >Knock off at 11:15 to eat lunch >Stand 12x4 afternoon watch>rinse and repeat for 120 days. Downsides: >Away from family, friends, etc.>Have to deal with unlicensed idiots>Might go to some incredibly shitty ports.>When going into/leaving ports you have to work Mooring. No matter what your rest hours look like>Shitty wifi>Chief mate makes you do some incredibly shitty and tedious work. I had to release grain grabs in 120f weather in Sudan.
>>519223055you pump air into the balloons to make it float on the top of the waves
>>519223055Captain Pajeet probably screwed up something with the ballasts.A boat will do that if it's got some heavy moving thing down the hull.The reason LNG tanks on ships are always shaped as domes is also to prevent that effect, it's to prevent big internal waves sloshing around (which you'd have with more cubic containers).
>>519222927YOOOO-HOOOO
>>519223055You don't, you ride the waves and trust in the ship designers and the engineering crew that keep the engines going(if they go alongside the auxiliary, your ship goes due to the ballasts). All crew are locked down in their cabins except for necessary duties such as bridge and the duty engineer and his motorman(I'm senior working my way up to third officer). You have to be quick on the latter, its very dangerous in an engine room, even more so in those conditions.I do this for a living.Oh boy is it *fun*. Granted most sane captains will either avoid a storm area, slow down till it passes or speed up to avoid it. Sometimes you can't fucking escape it and must batten down the hatches, quite literally and storms can last days.Gingins(a ginger based toffee to suck on in the UK) are a lifesaver for these rough moments to help with sea sickness. Drake's Passage in the south Atlantic is brutal as is the Bay of Biscay.I was in the rec room with the lads having a laugh with everything swaying back and forth listing to port and starboard constantly. For two hours we were just laughing the entire time. Captain thought we were mental.The worst is corkscrewing events, fuck me they will get you going.You can also tell who the drunk people are, they always walk straight despite everyone clinging onto everything and anything. Its so funny. Newbies are identified by their panic grabbing the moment it lists 5 degrees any direction.On ship class that I've been on many times, it has a main corridor that we call the M25(the major motorway that encircles London) due to how busy it is, and because of its well deck, we feel impacts more than most ships. So when its rough and we're on the M25, if you look ahead you can literally see the ship bending and twisting with the waves and wind. 9 times out of 10, it'll cause people to either chunder or gag. I learned to keep my head down and rush to my cabin on that and just lie down flat on the bed with music in my ears.
>>519227776>The people who do everything for you are brown, retards. Your country chose this.Abo nigger, the USA has almost no shipping companies. These fuckers are probably chinks, jeets, Russians, Ukrainians, Philippinos, etc, because those are the people hired by the chink, Danish, French major shipping companies.
>>519222927nigger why is the center of mass and buoyancy fucked up. You need a bigger keep and it needs to be wider. You're building ships like a fucking idiot
>>519246483keel*
>>519222927START TURNING THE SHIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY YOU JUST SWAYING IT OH MY GOD, DO A CLOCKWISE MOTION MORON UNTIL ITS STABLE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>519246308Diphenhydramine for sleep, Dimenhydrinate for working. Astigmatism's a bitch. Motion sickness sucks.
>>519223673Do you worry about your wife getting her Bering tendered while you're away?
>>519246576Ofc the brit is the one to pipe up about the seafaring.
>>519223055literally turn clockwise, flood with more ballast, problem solved, fucking jeets and NPCs are retards. The real way to solve it is to not build such a skinny and tall ship stacked with weight, it needs to be wider but fucking kikes dont wanna widen the canals because its too expensive so instead of having slightly more stable and wider ships you have dirty jeet ships like this that have a high center of mass and low center of buoyancy, that are incredibly long and skinny and tall. Its a fucking disaster mate. A ship like that needs to be cut in half.
>>519246837My only love is the sea, you dirty Frenchman. I'm on mobile, ignore the ID change.
>>519222927Having a dangerous job always appealed to me. Bad thing is that I'm a short female and can't do such jobs .
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>>519227776They don't get followed when they go out
>>519230373Do shipping jobs really pay that well? How do you even get in that business?
>>519230456The officers on those major accidents are always jeets or Russians
>>519247222It's not a dangerous job, what you're seeing is poor construction. I wouldnt step within 2 miles of that deathtrap
>>519224227>apparently when it gets like this they just drop the cargo on the edges into the sea to keep from capsizing.Oh yeah, how does that work, stupid?Kill yourself.
>>519229141I did it. Yea it's like that. the secret is to keep busy. I even did extra watches to get away from people I didn't like. Spending 2 hours in the gym helped to keep sanity. Besides most of us had laptops and consoles so we killed time like that.
>>519246308>Make the boats bigger>The waves and the ocean responds in kindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nydwk87iEuM
>>519246308>bong still rules the waves
>>519238402I think it's cause the photo is too big
>>519238402Your phone flips photos during upload because of a conflict between the device's built-in orientation data, called EXIF metadata, and how the new platform reads or processes that data. The phone's sensor records the image's orientation (like whether you're holding it straight or sideways), but not all software can read this information correctly, so the image appears rotated.
>>519248802Neat. I usually crop images before posting them and that seems to prevent it.
>>519222927had a job like this but on land. it was sketchy driving trucks along narrow dirt roads on the sides of mountains. cant believe i survived a year of it. most people cant handle it. had one guy jump out of the cab at the first stop and quit the job right then and there.
>>519222927How the fuck can that shit tumble to 90 degrees and not capsize?
>>519249198A ship can roll to 90 degrees without capsizing due to a stable balance between its center of gravity and center of buoyancy, combined with the right hull shape and design features. Heavy components are placed low to the water, which lowers the center of gravity and creates a powerful restoring force that pushes the ship back upright, especially when combined with a wide hull and, in sailboats, a heavy keel with ballast. The ship is considered "self-righting" if it can return to an upright position even after being completely submerged.
>>519249198Ballast. Water and fuel in the tanks below decks can counter act the roll, pitch, and yaw. It is also what defines the difference between a boat and a ship. Ballast can also help mitigate earthquake destruction in buildings on land.
>>519223055https://youtu.be/-pB6dOqoYwU
>>519227776You speak as if you are removed from this paradigm.
>>519222927I worked on barges up and down the Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee and Illinois rivers. Unfortunately, I got my security clearance revoked when the felonies came to light. Kek. It's an awesome fucking job working out on the rivers. Beautiful scenery and everyone on the boat is really cool, if you can't act right or get along with everyone they pull that shit over at the first safe place along the bank and kick your ass off. It's the most badass job I've ever had and it pays really well once you get promoted past just a deckhand. It is HARD work though. Oh yeah, the best part is the food. Trained chefs and you can eat as much as you can handle. You can even ask the cook to order special requests like different kinds of cereal or a box of fudge rounds and they'll get it for you. I've never eaten so well or so much in my life. The food really is the best part of an all-around awesome job.
Despite doing commerical fishing and now even being First Mate / Co-Captain on a 60-foot boat, I genuinely still hate working. There's this webm I've seen around of what I believe is a Russian cosmonaut and his partner in space, and the main guy is talking about how 'this is the last time' and how about he doesn't want to do it again but is then told 'you said this last time', I relate to it very much. I really, really wish sometimes I was born in Canada so I could've tried to be a lighthouse keeper, or born as a Native in Alaska so I could be so isolated in a village. Even on the far horn of Alaska, I cannot get the fuck away far enough from people. In another life, I would have been an astronaut and let myself fly into space, I think. Oh well.>>519230751
>>519250963I really can't stress how high quality the food is. And as much as you can eat. Fuck yeah. Building tow in 110° heat or -10 freezing ass cold or the pouring rain does kind of suck, but it weeds out the pussies and everything else more than makes it worth it. 9/10 would recommend.
>>519222927no disrespect to anyones job obv but this is one of the best ages to NEET in all of history, scratch that, it is the best, quite literally can't get any better, of course assuming there no cyclical advanced civilization type shinangance going on, if u have the opportunity and privilege to do so, u should do it, we just wish we could NEET in true peace without pesky cameras.
>>519245174>Arctic princess>Has four boobiesHeheheheuehbeheheAnyway, that's pretty cool. What if they were pyramid shaped, would that also work?
>>519246308I enjoyed reading this, thank you for sharing your experiences anon
>>519222927if somoene came to my door in the next minute and offered me THAT job, i'd 1000% do it
>>519246308Based. I guess Britain continues to rule the waves.
>>519224462Oh no... Shit shit oh no, oh no no shit shit... No no no no shit shit shit shit... No no no no no sheeeeeeeeeeit noooooooo
>>519246308Based.
>>519222927that's so cool
>>519225200>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DF4bvMw-UPswtf is special about this?dogshit music
>>519247222 You know the rules. Tits or get the fuck out. Even though they're likely nasty, brown(that's the worst part of all), saggy squatamalan jugs.
>>519224705underrated
>>519248088Damn, dude. Tell your boyfriend to use a bit more lube or something next time he's cramming exceedingly large dragon dildos and small mammals up your ass. The lack of aforementioned lubrication has you pissy. Either that or wash the sand out of your front hole faggot.
>>519246308damn I wish I could be you for a few years
>>519238402They let you have beer aboard? Cool. One time we had been waiting about 2 1/2 days for our turn to go through a lock in northern Illinois and the senior mate and a couple other guys took the skiff to the riverbank. They walked to a liquor store in whatever town it was and came back with like 3 fifths of whiskey. I was too much of a pussy to partake, but those guys got fucking hammered that night. Captain knew, but he was an awesome captain. He would always show us pictures of him getting drunk with hookers somewhere in SE Asia. That motherfucker was cool.
>>519223055very carfully
>>519223460>( Y ) 50
>>519223055Get a ship with a thick Tumblehome.
>>519255737Perfect place for a dance off!>no keeling
So asians can't drive boats either?
>>519231059as retarded as that sounds they have literally already made that...
>>519222927>sven is scared of some wavesAncestor cry
>>519222927That's the nature of the sea, lad. Don't worry she'll hold.
>>519222927holy shit
>>519222927No. If I NEET I don't have to interact with pajeets. Pajeets are disgusting. Wagies can have them.
>>519255591Captain doesn't care. Same poster, on mobile. I have to play boat mom because the dumbasses forget the cans around, and the coast guard does check boats where we fish. I don't drink on the other boat where I am First Mate.
>>519256192whats the most horrifying thing about the ocean or sailing
>>519256192>middle of the ocean>still fucking cops lol
You just have to step on deck and see it for yourself sometimes. Most ships now have weather stations onboard and help them sail around storms. True sailors can just read the waters.
>>519249789You are the first namefag I don't want to throw in front of a fast-moving train. Don't get me wrong, you ARE still a faggot, but I AM A WIFE BEATER & A RAPIST is top fucking tier.
>>519256229Not him but I would say man overboard. Sometimes we work at night and if someone disappears then it's real tense. Sad day if we can't find them. The ocean can swallow you up and nobody can save you.
>>519246308You should write a book. I would purchase and read it.
>>519256229As I said in one of my first posts under the other ID, last season on the boat where I was First Mate we went through a storm that was bad but not quite as bad as the OP, but it launched a spare skiff (small boat) refueling tank off the bow of the ship and onto the deck. It started leaking diesel all over the place. Captain was sleeping and I was piloting. He ended up going out in the rain in flipflops, picked up the tank and threw it upright so it would stop leaking. It was still partially full of diesel. Must of weighed over 500 pounds at least.Anyways, it's the ocean, or if you have an ammonia leak from the cooling tanks then that because it will kill you in a couple minutes or outright explode a whole boat.https://litter.catbox.moe/fteqo9cyiqjucod1.mp4
>>519245174>LNG tanks on ships are always shaped as domes is also to prevent that effect,No ya fuckhead, it's because they're pressure vessels.
>>519256229https://youtu.be/jrUH6BA0pGQ
>>519246701former sailor here, after you get that first nights sleep you don't even notice any motion at all unless you're in your rack and cresting waves while you sleep and catch air but still sleep through it.
>>519256622I absolutely hate going to port / dropping off fish at night. It's mostly hands free for me besides tying off, but it's always extremely nerve racking when you're in a high traffic area or the port is running dark for some reason.>>519256979I know. I don't use Benadryl for sleep unless I know I'm actually going to be able to sleep it off.
>>519256229this>>519256622going top side at night in the ptch black is at your own risk, but we'd do it to smoke. If it's smooth seas it's not so bad but only lifelines between you and pitch black all around drowning in the ocean.
>>519248088>How do you drop weight from a moving incline in the direction of gravity>On a literal cargo machineYou're not as bright as you think you are.
>>519256979I learned to cherish sleep whenever we got it. I would sleep in a corner of a fan room if it meant I could get some rest after a 36 hour transit, >>519257086Transiting the Persian Gulf at night was chaos. Avoid oil platforms, tankers, fishing boats, cargo ships, and smugglers was always nerve racking.
>>519256192Based captain. Gotta love the Coast Guard and how far they can jam their proverbial boot up your ass. Going out to the head of the tow in the middle of nowhere on the Illinois river to smoke a joint or two with your watch mate is kind of a special experience also.
>>519256229Probably the almost limitless ways you can seriously fuck yourself up or die. And it only takes a millisecond for something to happen. It is kinda scary.
Its a good life if you like being gone all the time and don't mind being behind the times a little.
>>519222927This is the best thread I've seen on this shithole website in months, maybe years.
>>519246308Best seasick cure:First thing in the morning go to reefer, get the coldest apple you can find.Go topside. Eat it as fast as you can.Hurl it out over the gunwale.(Hold on if chop.)Be set for the rest of the day. Diphen is horrible for the brain.
>>519249198Magic.
>>519224462On the floor here (and it's not moving).That is literally the funniest thing I've seen on /pol/ in a year or more.
>>519223055some ships have ballast tanks like submarines to help prevent this kind of thing. not sure if this is one of those kinds of ships though. But the other (you)s are also right. You can turn the ship.
