>>519328102I call it pop.
>>519328102i call it slop.
>>519328102Thank God the “pop” scourge is being defeated“Coke” is indubitably flawed because it’s usually followed by “we only have Pepsi products, is that ok?
>>519328102I call it whatever it’s called. Who is so tasteless that they’ll say “I’ll take whatever fizzy drink you have?”Oh wait, Americans
Pop is the sound made when I slap you upside the head for calling it that, it’s soda.*racks slide*Always has been.
we say fizzy drink
>>519328510you also weigh people in stones in 2025 m8.
>>519328186Odin bless you.>midwest checking in
>>519328102I just say: water, because I don't want diabeetus in a can.
>>519328102soft drink
>>519328102Everyone still calls it coke here. This map is a lie.
Soda bros, we won
>>519328102Not a single person in Michigan doesnt call it pop. Gay map
>>519328844yeah, op is brown so
Jesus southerners are so retarded>Yes I'd like a coke please>Sure thing here you go sir>nigga what the fuck I wanted a coke and you gave me this fuckin Coke nigga is you stoopid? Now gimme dat gad dam coke nigga.>Sir I'm not exactly sure....>NIGGA DAT SHIT IN DA GREEN CAN TASTE LIKE LIME NIGGA DAMN>A.... a Sprite sir?>NAH NIGGA COKE GOT DAMN
>>519328915Its like the people who call all tissues "kleenex" . They just say the brand name instead of what the thing is. Calling all carbonated beverages "coke" is retarded
Sodapop
>>519328102Pop is an old boomer term, and Fuck Coke and their woke politics.
>>519328102it's Coke, even if it's Pepsi. then there'sRoot BeerDr. PepperSpriteMountain Dewall the other shit orange, grape, strawberry etc is just "Fanta"still primarily drink water, but these make a great treat, especially since they will be made with real sugar now. THANKS DONALD TRUMP AND RFK
>>519329022The famous Xerox court casehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE
>>519328915It's called coca cola not coke you retard
>>519328102Soda is the correct answer. Why the fuck would you call all soft drinks "coke"? Fucking retarded. And "pop" just sounds lame
>>519328102i dont get itis coke called pop/soda or is every fizzy drink coke to some retards
>>519328102We call it pop on Bongland, and sometimes 'fizzy drink' or 'soft drink'
>>519328186>>519328298splop
>>519328102grew up in south louisiana>what kinda coke you want>sprite>ok here ya go >thanks, there's so many niggers here
>>519328102.Hmmm...the White area Soda makes more sense than Pop, and Coke.Coke can be misidentified as Coccaine.Pop can be misidentified as culture or a figure.Soda is more scientific, and a more sensical name.Why White Area Soda wins.
>>519328306"Pepsi?! No. No it is NOT okay!"[ Pepsiman busts in ][ starts *loud Pepsi fizz noises* ]
>>519328102Sodapop or Cold-drink
>>519328306Pop is the masterrace what are you talking about?
>>519328102It's disgusting and you shouldn't drink it.
>>519329022coke is the brown one that is 'cola' flavored.the green one is sprite, i don't care how bad you faggots want to call it "starry"
TAYLOR SWIFTMADE ME VOMIT
>>519328102I call it nigger juice.
>>519329147no
>>519328102we call it>pepe make
>>519329091>Pop is an old boomer termPop is a white term. It was the norm for midwestern whites and spread everywhere they did. The overlap between the usage of the term "pop" and the pronunciation "warshing machine" is almost 100%.
>>519329321i'm not expecting you to pull an 8 ball or a Warhol out of the fucking cooler you embecile
>>519329641no sorry that is southern dialect.midwest yankees say worchestershire masheen oh golly gee dontcha noe am freekin stoopid cuz my mothur awlwayz took'er tylenol wen she ah me iner belly.most annoying fucking accent in the world
>>519328102>mfw Americans call fizzy syrup water "soda pop"
>>519329641I think pop started in Detroit with a new type of container they had invented, and coke started in Atlanta for obvious reasons. But when I was growing up we didn’t really call them anything besides soft drinks or the specific brand, I'm glad I lived somewhere culturally neutral.
>>519328102I call it booger sugar. The Colombian bam bam
>>519330192>call it what it is>refer to it with slang>call all examples the most well known name brandI will always prefer option 1. Fucking Brits.
>>519328186>>519328102Soda or Pop makes sense. Coke as a generic term is retarded
>>519330316You should talk to more Brits. Then you'd know where that shit comes from."Hoovers."
>>519329281Kek. Amazing
>>519328102oknow hear me outit's literally note coke or pop. It literally is soda. Soda is the bubbly water. Pop is nothing. coke is one brand.Soda is correctcoke and pop are incorrect.
>>519328306I HATE coke. It's disgusting, and all these normies act like every soda is the same and it's infuriating.All my life as a child>Do you have root beer?>We have coke. Would you like that?No I wouldnt you stupid bitch. I'd rather just drink water than coke. Coke is not an alternative to root beer, you may as well be comparing milk and orange juice.
>>519330524When was the last time you drank water?
>>519328102Sod”ee” pop
>>519328102Brilliant thread, Mr. Jew, thanks for the completely pointless waste of time and attention!
>>519328102Middle of United States speak german, The racist language. It is modern Babylon referred in revelation. Where God confused all people's languages. In bottom center of US there is Chinese/Hmong Language. On the Right Side there are French speakers and Lousiana also. On the Far Right there is another language that is Italian.
>>519328102This map is incorrect. Oldfags in boston say 'tonic'. But we're fewer by the day
>>519328102Pop is kind of gay. I can only imagine the biggest fags say pop.Yet they're still better than any drooling retards calling Fanta Coke.
>>519328102I grew up calling it pop, and then as an adult I felt weird saying it. I voluntarily made the switch to soda, but I don't drink soda anymore anyway. Sugar water is terrible for you.
>>519328102Glad to see us SodaChads are finally replacing popsissies and cokepanzees. The future is looking bright!
Sodie-pop
>>519330874Tonic isn't quite the same thing, but is similar enough you won't be getting wrenches thrown at you.
>>519329147>gimmie some cokeYOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BUYING DRUGS *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG**reloads gun**BANGBANGBANG*
>>5193306511 hour ago you double nigger.There was a time in my life where I downed DP with an absolute reckless abandon but those days are no more.
>>519328102i call em fizzy drinkies
>>519330936The future is looking Sprite
>>519331003TOO FREAKIN' BAD
>>519328102The Great Soda Hegemony will rise and wipe out the Cokelets in the upcoming Carbonation Wars. Poptards will become our vassal state and live on reservations as a mercy.
>>519329520Because Coca Cola is retarded
>>519330936the reasons behind "coke" being an aphorism for all soda are infuriating. There are people wholl say>can I have a coke?and get handed a sprite and say>thanks.Now I'm triggered. This story is personal because my own mother was one of these people, and she swore up and down that all rootbeers tasted the same.Now before you start yip yapping about how the majority of brands outside of the most popular ones have a "sameness" to them. There are islands of black licouricei root beers and others that are more sugary.No.My mother said that Mug root beer, the grosest most watered down bull shittasted the sameNot worst/better THE SAME ASBangs.BANGS root beer, the one that feels like there's a gang of insane clown murderers in your mouth. Tastes the same, as any other, let alone mug, is an impossible thing to believe after having put these things into your mouth.
>>519330902>>519330936>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !YOU ARE THE ONE THAT TURNED MY STUPID StUPID GF INTO A BRAZZERS AND GHETO GAGGERS QUEEN!? !?!? I"LL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT!! !
>>519331019Tonic water is completely different. Used to be that 'tonic' was our regional catch all for soft drinks.
>>519328102Its called POP, it always has beenSodee-pop is also acceptable, but people are allowed to make fun of you if you say this. Everything else is jewish and gay.
>>519328186no you call it fizzy drinks
I call it sody-popt. Arkansas
>>519330773>1947>2023Finally someone gets it
>Goyslop sugar water>0% of the nation. We're failures bros.
You can really see the Yankee, Dixie and Hispanic divide in the cancerjuice naming conventions.
>>519328186>bubbly wubbly fizzy wizzy innit>>519328648lol dogfucker gottem
1970s New England."Do you want a tonic?"Everybody called it tonic.Then, they didn't.
>>519328428Soda what? Baking soda? Soda water? Soda pop? That's why pop always wins. Zero confusion.
>>519328816i wonder why that one isn't on the map
>>519331942My brother. Are you old enough to remember the bussing riots in boston?
>>519328915Can I get an orange coke? >No sir, we only have lemon lime coke or cherry cokeWTF
>>519328102Kim Mitchell Effect
west coast Canadian yoomer, growing up lots of people called it pop - especially the retail staff growing up.I would say the term soft drinks comes to mind because of store aisles but when I don't get brainwashed i'd use term soda. maybe it's from watching american shlop.i don't think i've ever asked a waitress to "give me a soda" because i'd just know what i want.
>>519328306And the answer is no it fucking isn’t, give me a water. I guess they help me by pissing me off. Pepsi is disgusting
>>519328102>Cola isn’t listed at all
>>519330360Brits are gay anyways>>519330524I’ve been drinking tonic with espresso or orange juice whenever I’m craving something carbonated.
>>519329175>>519329184>>519330192>>519328816soft drink bros unite
>>519332003Took a lotta flack going through Brigham Circle back in the day.
>>519332120Based and PatioLanternsPilled
>>519332176Only browns like coke. Pepsi is the patrician's choice.
>>519332373Every ny jew I've ever known prefers Pepsi
>>519330524Root beer taste like pepto bismuth>>519332060The coke brand was created in Atlanta in the 1800s. It created a monopoly on southern culture. So any carbonated drink was called coke.
>>519332561>Knowing ny jewsSounds like a (you) problem.
>>519328306>we only have Pepsi products, is that ok?This has never happened inside the coke region, and it's only ever done by redditors feeling cute, acting as if no one else in the US knows what all 3 mean.This type of shit is for retards that still spew shit like "well it's called switch 2 and it might confuse people with switch 1" despite having a giant 2 on the box. It's investor retardation.
>>519332373Pepsi us gay and retarded. Way too sweet.
>>519332746Cope
>>519328102It's purple drank, orange drank or lemonade
I just call it whatever brand name it is.Sierra Mist is Sierra MistSprite is SpriteDr Pepper is Dr PepperPepsi is pepsiMtn Dew is Mountain DewMonster Energy is shitwater
>>519332176Water is the only correct choice
>>519332828>us gayWe know, cokehead.
>>519328102IT’S FUCKING POP. THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF CALIFAGNIGGERS, JEW YORKERS, AND FUCKING SPICS.
>>519332842>Sierra MistGet with the times grandpa. Also, I wouldn't utter those words even when it existed. Starry eats sierra mist's lunch.
>>519331059You see, the fact you got angry about the question has provided the real answer.
>>519330524For me, its Bangs
>>519332060We call soft drinks by their proper names. But all soft drink vending machines are Coke machines. All photocopies are Xeroxes. All gypsum wall board is Sheetrock. All corn syrup is Karo.
>>519328102POPCHADS rise up!(nevermind the memeflag, here in canuckistan everyone I know calls it pop)
>>519328102It's soft drink
soda is a clear drink. drinks with food colouring are pop
>>519333405>It's soft drinkIt's poison.
>>519328102we call it swee' bubbly round here you bunch a idiats
>>519328102referring to all beverages by a name brand is a level of goycattle i cant comprehend.
>>519331546'pop' is the old name we used for it too, Midwest probably got it from Canada. it's like a Victorian name for fizzy drinks
the proper term is goyslop
Soda(tonic) and Coke are specific brands. Thats like calling all of them Sprite or Red bull. Pop makes the most sense.
>>519328102This map actually accurately depicts how linguistically diverse northern Kentucky actually is
>>519331379>can i have a cokegets handed a sprite>thanksi think that's just called being polite. would you rather them sperg out over which sugar water they were provided?did your mother smoke? her taste buds are probably burned out. i think that happens the older you get. also you kind of have a general idea of what root beer flavor is, and yes, it's generally the same. otherwise it would be called something else. sarsaparilla vs birch beer for instnace.now if you were to sit down and have a side by side taste test, the differences should stand out.it's universally known that coke, is the brown one, that is cola flavored.if someone asks 'what kind of coke' then you tell them the kind, as it's bottled by the coka-cola company. pepsi is heresy. even if you're getting pepsi it will be called a coke. out of cope, or shame.
>>519328102>soda>contains no sodiumretards
>>519328816It ain't soft though. That shit burns like battery acid
>>519328306Only brown people say soda
>>519330316coke doesnt mean coca coal, smoothbrain. it means the same as soda which also does not mean "a drink". pop is the only term that makes zero sense and sounds like some googoo gaga brit word
>>519332060cherry coke is a thingno one calls anything orange, grape, or strawberry anything but fanta. even if it's crush brand.this is coke territory.>what kind of coke do you want?>Orange Fanta
>>519338967soda has lots of sodium lmao
>>519328102Pop is the only non-gay name
>>519328102Fuck off nobody in PA or upstate NY calls it "soda" I dont care what your map saysI mean soda, that's that white powdery stuff that sits in the cupboard ok
>>519331546No, I call it pop. No idea who calls them fizzly wizzly dwinkies. Sounds childish as fuck.
>>519328690I was born in Northern Illinois and I only ever heard it called pop by Cheeseheads.
>>519328102Soft drink or fizzy drink.
>>519328186>I call it pop.In the UK?
>>519328102I call it pop because I'm from MN and unlike 90% of /pol/ I'm actually white.
>>519339047Quick search says otherwise
>>519328102It's soda. Calling it pop makes you retarded and referring to all soda as coke means you have a brand fixation. It's like owning a ford and calling all cars fords.
>>519328102Mississippi here. My family call it coke or sometimes the neutral "soft drink."
>>519339568Bubbly beverage
>>519340512Soda is unflavored. Pop is flavored.
>>519328102Niggers.
>>519339099That's because you fuckers are weird and say shit like "yinz"t. jerseygod and SODA enjoyer
>>519328102Limo here.
>>519328102This map is inaccurate. I am getting Bellingham, WA, which is in the northwest corner of Washington that is shaded in green on the 2023 map. For as long as I've lived there, it was called soda and not pop. On so many maps it is considered as using pop over soda, but I never hear it called that. And every restaurant menu refers to its drinks as sodas, not pop.
Any of you niggers drink faygo? Not sure if it even exists anymore but for me its Bangs.
>>519339584Yes
>>519341420Much like white replacement demographic maps, it's about a decade behind the actual times. Pop genocide already happened and we live in a post soda world
>>519328102Every person I've ever met here calls it pop.Soda is acceptable, but seems odd to me, I guess because I'm used to pop."Coke" is an abomination and a crime against humanity. How the FUCK are southerners so retarded? It never, ever ceases to amaze me just how fucking dumb every single "person" south of the Mason-Dixon line actually is. Why are they like this? Is it the nigger admixture? Inbreeding? Lead poisoning?
>>519328893pretty sure in michigan its مشروب غازي
>>519341573Also known as "the Seed of Al-Zutt"
>>519328306Sorry chuds, the white yevropan way to say it is "coke"
>>519328816What we call it gaystralia
>>519338972it's called soft because it's non-alcoholic
>>519339047>coke doesnt mean coca coal, smoothbrain.i'll have a pepsi coke, thanks seppo. Youse don't even know your own soft drinks.
>>519328186I dont think ive heard anyone call it soda ever
>>519330874>>519331942>one tonic, please.We need to bring it the fuck back.
>>519328816this is what most employees who serve fountain drinks will refer to it as, because they're instructed to as they serve more than just soda, it's often juice, lemonade, tea, and maybe some energy drinks
>>519338972yeah its not saturated with calcium that can crystallize out like tap water is before you soften it with a water conditioner. consequently some people think it can dissolve your teeth by drinking it, and its occasionally suggested for melting limescale
