Amazon is down. I repeat Amazon is down. The Russians are invadinghttps://downdetector.com/status/amazon/
>>519347809>entire m*slim world ordering chastity and dildos to comply with zuttification
>>519347809A lot of sites seem to be down at the moment, most I've ever seen down in Downdetector at the same time.
>>519347809>working hours in IST>Amazon goes downRetarded jeets probably just pushed a bad patch. I feel bad for the American devs that are going to be called in to identify/fix the issue at 1am
I went to a site and it said "No healthy upstream"
>>519348487Makes sense. 4AM EST, jeets breaking shit.
>>519347809Amazon loading and functionalt. Phonefag, Texas
>>519347893>womens clothes: OUT OF STOCK>makeup: OUT OF STOCK>zutt dildos: OUT OF STOCK>saars shut down the server too much ZUTTmoho pbuh wanted thismoho pbuh wanted thi
>>519347809>>>106946799It's more than just Amazon.
>>519347809Fucking Hell man, I just want to buy shitI hate politics, I hate the orange nigger, and I hate YOU
Hehe accelerate
>>519347809This is disinfo bin
oh n-
>>519347809maybe this is some emergent ai making a move?
>>519347809>Russians are invadingWhile I'm eating Jewish ice-cream, couldn't be more fitting op.
>>519349179>terminally online people panicking because they can't have their serotonin hitMy god! Going cold turkey may kill them, meh
>>519347809eight kun is also down
>>519347809hmmm, airtable is down, too.
>>519349371Everything is down, must be going balls deep in Venezuelan bussy about now.
>>519349493AWS is down, some jeets pushed GPT slop to production and caused half the internet to go down
Based. If it stays down through the night, in the morning nothing will work. My wife's organization uses some Amazon bullshit and they literally just played cards last time this happened, normal work was impossible. Phones didn't even work for some fucked up reason.
>>519347809still down
>>519349356It's only a story if 8kun is actually up lol.
Kek literally every single thing on Down Detector is down. Good thing this POS site still works.
>>519347809Coinbase is down too
User reports indicate issues at Amazon Web Services (AWS) in the US-East-1 region. These problems are impacting multiple services that depend on AWS infrastructure. We’re monitoring the situation: check your local Downdetector site for the latest updates.
>>519347809Jeff Bozos deserved it for twitch failures
>>519349816WHO IS WE?
>>519349613Unlucky
I wonder how many people are responsible for these internet outages if it's due to negligence or incompetence.
Amazon's cloud services, AWS, faced a significant outage that disrupted numerous popular websites and applications worldwide, including Snapchat and Robinhood. The affected region, US-EAST-1, experienced heightened error rates and latencies, as confirmed in an update by AWS on its status page.AI startup Perplexity and cryptocurrency exchange Coinbase identified AWS as the source of their service disruptions. Perplexity CEO Aravind Srinivas posted on X, stating, "Perplexity is down right now. The root cause is an AWS issue. We're working on resolving it."Requests for comments from AWS and Amazon went unanswered. Monitoring service Downdetector reported that Amazon.com, PrimeVideo, Alexa, and PayPal's Venmo were also experiencing issues due to the outage.
my order went through but it appears to be fucked still
>>519349902Don't worry saar those brilliant indians will fix it
>>519349902China has been moaning about a cyber attack we supposedly did, they complained yesterday. Maybe this is their revenge. How many actual Americans even work for Amazon? It's gotta be just a handful, could be any one of their H1Bs hit the EMERGENCY STOP button.
>>519349982he's just reaching for the reset button
Most of you are too young to remember but this happens every few years.
>>519349526My plex free streaming app is down, I'll never get to sleep now and it's happening!!! See you retards on the battlefields of global cival war 97,384.
Works on my machine
>>519347809Their servers don't have a PS/2 port
>tfw Amazon developer who gets woken up to fix some jeetcode error that crashes the entire world during Indian work hours
Rainbow six siege is down.
>>519347809this is impacting a fuckton of other services. we just had a notice in our team chat, clients are going crazy
>>519350463KEKIn all seriousness everything including the kitchen sink is fooked rn, I think somebody poured bacon grease in it.
>>519349936> US-EAST-1thats like #1 datacenter globally
>>519350760i hope you guys can appease your clients
>>519347809I really hope it's the big one, I'm just soooo bored with it all.
>>519350826>globallybullshit, there's no measurable curvature!
>>519350786Apparently the new win 11 patch causes safety mode to only recognize PS/2 devices.
>>519347809Ramirez!
>>519350851we do cloud consulting for big corpos, largely for azure/aws/gcp... so yeah. usually you have redundandcy over multiple regions to prevent exactly whats happening right now - but apparently a lot of people thought they rather save those 10$.
i can't post shit on reddit, i can't make moneyfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>519350937win 11 isn't compatible with any mb that has ps/2, they made sure every +10 y/o pc is obsolete. you'd need a ps/2 pci card, gl finding one of those.
>>519347809On-call Amazon wagie here, got paged 7 times since 3am EST, it was the Indians breaking our shit as usual. Critical AWS infrastructure is down impacting global operations
>>519348831The root of it all is Amazon Web Services, critical infrastructure taken down by jeets
>>519351101>globalsee post >>519350918
DEI hires jeeting up the net
>>519349356lol 8chun is down more than up, I used to go there for the humor but its broken 99% of the time.Also Amazons International site is up so it on the US server side and probably regional.
>>519351228Wouldn't suprise me. We had an entire area go down here a couple of years ago. Turned out the jeet "technician" fell asleep and knocked something over or unplugged something knocking out dozens or 100s of connections.Yay diversity or something.
>>519348487The same happened last Tuesday night for an hour. Every infrastructure service (AWS, GoogleCloud, Azure) and major page, across the board. Nobody reported on it the next morning. There was a lonely anon saying it was a 300tbps attack (biggest ever reported was 30tbps).
>>519347809Reddit is also having problems. Not down completely but I get pic-rel a lot
>>519347893Debunked r*visionnist hoax; you only proved your own g*y fantasm and sexual experience, 519347893
Imagine an actual war between USA and Russia/China. Internet would be down immediately and millenial/zoomerfags in the military would suddenly not know wtf to do.>inb4 "but my SIPR line that runs on commercial networks would be totally unaffected!"
Robinhood and other trading platforms are down because of it. Expect a flash crash or something to pop up. Probably gold prices popping, buttcoin dropping.
like a third of the entire internet runs on Amazon Web Services. Amazon itself does, and so does Reddit.Likely some AWS cluster went down.
>>519351101I thought Amazon had regional clusters for everything, and patches were rolled out one cluster at a time. So if it breaks, only one region is affected and they can shunt traffic to a nearby cluster until its fixed.
it’s fucking happening LETS GO THE LONGER THE OUTAGE THE BIGGER THE CLEAN UP MORRREEEES OUTAGGGEEESSS
>>519352812That is basically what happened but DynamoDB and IAM specifically were having multi region issues. I don't work on the AWS side so I don't really know exactly what happened here, all I can say is jeets
>>519353162>>>519352812>(nothing)>That is basicallthis is called reddit spacing
>>519352812A ton of major sites only run off of one availability zone (US EAST) because it's expensive to have multi-availability.
