AMAZON WEB SERVICES IS DOWNEVERYTHING IS EXPERIENCING AN OUTAGE RIGHT NOW
>>519348926only in some european regions seemingly
>>519348926https://www.theverge.com/news/802486/aws-outage-alexa-fortnite-snapchat-offline>Amazon Web Services (AWS) is currently experiencing a major outage that has taken down online services, including Amazon, Alexa, Snapchat, Fortnite, and more. The AWS status checker is reporting that multiple services are “impacted” by operational issues, and that the company is “investigating increased error rates and latencies for multiple AWS services in the US-EAST-1 Region” — though outages are also impacting services in other regions globally.>Users on Reddit are reporting that the Alexa smart assistant is down and unable to respond to queries or complete requests, and in my own experience, I found that routines like pre-set alarms are not functioning. The AWS issue also appears to be impacting platforms running on its cloud network, including Perplexity, Airtable, Canva, and the McDonalds app. The cause of the outage hasn’t been confirmed, and it’s unclear when regular service will be restored.>“Perplexity is down right now,” Perplexity CEO Aravind Srinivas said on X. “The root cause is an AWS issue. We’re working on resolving it.”>The AWS dashboard first reported issues affecting the US-EAST-1 Region at 3:11AM ET. “We are actively engaged and working to both mitigate the issue and understand root cause. We will provide an update in 45 minutes, or sooner if we have additional information to share,” Amazon said in an update published at 3:51AM ET.
>>519349147could it be russia?
>>519349251idk russians themselves are experiencing issues so... i think its just shitty jeet servers fucking up
>>519348926go to sleep
>>519349147>only in some european regions seeminglyWorking fine here. Fix your own shit and maybe open your government back up while you are at it.
>>519348926Literally not my problem. AWS infrastructure cucks on suicide watch
>>519348926On the plus side 4chan is still up
AMAZON STATUS: JEETED
>>519349753why would we want something like a government?
>>519348926nice job, anon
>>519349879This shithole of a website can only be taken down by two methods.One is that alien pic and the other was a PDF.
>>519349935>why would we want something like a government?Because organized crime is more humane than unorganized crime.
how many dollars do they lose every second they are down?
>>519348926Oh noes!>>519349774This.Nothing I care about uses AWS.
>>519350092lmaohttps://aws.amazon.com/federal/top-secret-cloud/
>>519350050Billions. I wonder how the market is going to react when the opening bell sounds
>>519348926They've been working on the Internet nation-wide for a month now. I don't know what they're doing, but it's fucking everything up. Lag spikes coinciding with ping spikes and every now and then Internet will drop completely for a second and then come back up. Others I've talked to have experienced something similar as well.
Henkel will not be happy about this
>>519349147It's the US east region you fucking retard which also makes up 50% of internet traffic
They should've moved all those data centres to india so that competent people could actually run it. Another L for big timmy businesses.
>>519350197>scroll page>see two indians
>>519348926YouTube, now Amazon...Even the government depending on how you look at it.What the fucking fuck is happening?
hey anons post the dogs you getthese are what i've got
>>519350376Poos are already running it
>>519350340>>519350376>>519350392>>519350441>>519350286anons they are giving us dog images>>519350448
is this Q's final strike?
>>5193504484me, it's Scarlett
>>519350513holy fucking shitand they don't seem to run out of dogs either.today's the day.
>>519348926Digits and it's over for reelz this time.
>>519348926I know. I wanted to watch The Dead Files stream before i went to bed but this mother fucking server is being a cunt. Oh well. Still had a nice nap with my cat. Time to get back on the road. Oberland truck driver here. Gonna do 7 hours to Nashville wish me luck
>>519350559We're safe.
>>519350572Good luck Colonel
>>519350572Is truck driving really as comfy as in Euro Truck Simulator 2?
>>519348926I can't log in to Epic Games to grind a little GTAO before going to sleep WTF bros. I was going to finally do the Yung Ancestor approach for the Casino heist.
What does it mean guys? I can't access my Robinhood account
>>519349147down in flipland, cant play music on my alexa echo :(
>>519350743https://www.crazygames.com/game/gold-minerthis is a sign you were meant to take occupation fulfilling your true destiny
What is this bullshit captcha with the dots. Man, fuck this website I'm going to SJ fucking account 4chan bullshit
(he wants to know about the dots)
>10 minutes agoUK Banks taken down as well and customers can't access accounts
>>519350844I have a question for the 4chan-kun that is on the server.What do you think of the game Fallout 4?
>>519349178haha, sure is nice to have no cloud servicesimagine hooking your house up to cloud shit that isnt open source and that you host locally on a server in one of your rooms.host your own email. host your own chat server.dont use cloud apps.EAT SHIT, CLOUDNIGGERS
hey we have some new people coming over
>>519349879this 71 dimensional mongolian throatsinging forum is self hosted, last time I checked. only way it goes down is through being ddosed or hacked intentionally, or if the mods/jannies fuck up a server config, or if it gets DNS blackholed along with BGP routing failure if u dont have the reverse proxy IP.the DNS is routed through cloudflare, so cloudflare failures will impact users getting here because their edge nodes are the reverse proxies, but it's not a site outage per se.
>>519348926The same happened last Thursday night for an hour. Every infrastructure service (AWS, GoogleCloud, Azure) and major page, across the board. Nobody reported on it the next morning. There was a lonely anon saying it was a 300tbps attack (biggest ever reported was 30tbps).the internet structure was built to be immune to such attack via redundancy, funny how we recentralized it during the past decade via AWS, GoogleCloud, etc.
>>519351314>enginesaars phully support the understanding of the root cause saarthis instils alot of confidence
>>519348926Jeets or Russians?Place your bets.
im trying to suck my own foot
>>519348926>dog imagesThe USSR gave people opera music and ballet dancers. This sucks.
Let me know when the internet goes completely down.
>>519351672the islamic world is responsibly, trying to shut down all the zutt threads
>>519350197not clicking the link but if it's about JEDI, JEDI is run on separate isolated racks (to prevent EMF key or bitflip hacks from adjacent servers), often in separate buildings.
>>519351711>saar spellingsorry
>>519351685Jeets, Russians or Goat fuckers?
homelabbing chads who's laughing now?
>>519348926I think Reddit is experiencing issues too.
>>519351797
REEEE - I CAN’T BUY ANY CUNNY CUPBOARDS NOW
someone posted frazzledrip again
>>519351632BGP attacks can also be massively destructive because of how corpo peering works, and the refusal of countries and companies to get on board with sBGP or RFCs that enhance security with minimal overhead. bad or malicious BGP updates on even just one but even better a few critical ASes at once can gg the internet for a while.ffs even the root zone key distribution isnt as safe as ICANN pretends it is. and CAs are corrupt, too.
emergency heckin reddit is down too emergency
>>519352049lol
>>519351918^this guy paid attention in his Cisco classes.I was to busy hacking everyone with linux. ;)
Come on Amazon, I want to consume and waste my life playing games.
is it still ongoing?if mobile & banking infrastructure is affected, what is gonna happen next
amazon back up
>>519348926>>519349178>THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING>THE BIRTHRATES ARE PLUMMETING>THE NUKES ARE DROPPING>THE SHITCOINS ARE PUMPING>THE TARIFFS ARE HITTING HARD>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING>THE AI IS TAKING OVER>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING>THE RATES ARE CUTTING>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING>THE FAMINES ARE COMING>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING>THE WEST HAS FALLENIt's over but I still have to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?
>>519352721sorta. not quite. intermittent interruptions. Because they need to throttle stuff while they are still doing whatever.
>>519349695My father orders stuff from Amazon whilst I sleep
>>519349904Isn't it Diwali today?
>>519348926Amazon jeetservices is down..... hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah fuck Amazon and all of the normie money having normie subhumans.Next time use Googlejeets saaaaar.To hell with this country and 80% of the American subhumans that live here!
>>519349251>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RUSSIA AND THE UKRANIE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!>WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE SLAV SHITS FOR ONCE!!!!KYS faggot
>>519350197>unironically puts hackerjeet in article piclmao
